Alone in the Dark Wii Review

[MrMonkin]

...this review annoys me more than the game does. Also I should point out there is no game with good graphics on the wii, why? because wii's have all the power of a repackaged gamecube. we all knew this when we bought it and none of us are looking for graphics...

[MrMonkin]

...this review annoys me more than the game does.

[stringanime]

I really liked the first Alone in the Dark. They should have released 1&2 as a Budget Title for Wii , better yet, they should hav packed the Passed Alone in the Darks in with this one.

[00Jake001]

Cartman?

[agentrebb1]

noobs wii review

[RvBVic]

the wii version its sorta iffy the hardest part is the driving the other controls are okay but not great and other things if it was in development a couple more months and not port from ps2 to wii it could of been better to be honest u need component cable just to bare with it or u will get headache and eyes will be sore as hell

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

Announciate? Wanna try again?

[zebure]

n64 arent worse then ps1. both use same graffic style. just look on zelda oot, and match it with ff7 graffic,

[sausagenmuff]

@zebure its Graphic not graffic.

ps1 and n64 were different styles, but similar power.

PS1 had better texture memory, and generally speakign a LOT more detail becuse you could fit 700MB on a cd insted of 8MB on a cart.

n64 had better anti-alising ability, and smoother frame rates thanks to it's incredibly fast architecture.

long story short PS1 did realism better, n64 did cartoony stuff better.

[porkyminch01]

lol you have never played a n64 title ever dude?, it looks like an early gamecube, but nintendo 64 was even worse than ps1, dont be so Norman Rockwell

[dblmh]

Your funny good review

[xornkev]

the music was pritty koo tho but still it suked

[gtas123]

You mean PS2 game..

[xornkev]

ahhh that game is pointless, the controls suk , the stroy suks , and u can skipp striaght the end which is horiblle

[Falconsoulchild]

well your spelling SUCKS but no one complaining.

[Openzdor]

it may look bad because your tv is shit dude

[spongmario]

no. Thats not it.

[MrShawnMichaels]

haha i was about to get the game....

[Openzdor]

its actually a realy fun game and there is a part where it may feel like your gliching if you are to dumb to figure out that you have to kill the zombies to move on. it is very realistic and the are like 1000 ways to kill stuff :).

[Worricow01]

Total a sshat. Dumb reviewer. Can he get his finger out of his nose?

[spongmario]

can you get your head outta your ass?

[Wii4LifeKid]

And i liked your review you were funny.

[Wii4LifeKid]

I had this game and its crap. but its pretty good on xbox 360 apperantly

[glacialgenesis]

PS. if you have more questions than you started with by the end, and judging on how well the game does, there may be a sequel. That's the normal set-up..

[glacialgenesis]

The wii version brings the reality to the gamer, it's ignorant to put down such a game. "I'm not even gonna lie *slurp*" ? Wtf..are you like slobbering on yourself? Anyways, I'm not here to hate. You should just give the game an honest review though. Some people like it, and some people don't. But you do have to agree, putting it on the wii platform made it a whole lot more entertaining.

[InevitableJones]

shut up this games mint

[uberari]

dude with the car thing you have to push it to charge the battery first

[deathhoundpack]

i dont care what anyone says: the wii versian is great

[elaramu]

yes the wii version sucks

[spongmario]

Thanks man. I appreciate constructive criticism.

[grayfox189]

lol

[Elite0wnage2k8]

wow this looks total shit on wii. pritty good on xbox360 nd ps3 though

[KineticFrenetic]

Holy ball suckage! This game would make the Pope give Satan a blowjob.

Satan: You shall play Wii's version of Alone in the Dark or...sucky my demonic penis.

Pope: You don't have to ask me twice.

*zip*

[KineticFrenetic]

Sucky? I need to stop thinking that Satan is a Vietnamese prostitute in disguise. DAMN YOU, VIETNAM! I've got to get out of the shit.

[spongmario]

Hahahaa. People are finally agreeing with me that it sux.

[shades442]

f u bitch like your mom

[Khorne177]

This game wasted my money -_- it has large amounts of suckage.

[cadefulp]

Only the wii and ps2 versions has large amounts of suckage trust me

[johnnny49]

This is a pretty good review, thanks for posting it, I may rent the game anyway. One constructive criticism in your review style; I think you should not say "ummm, yeah, it just sucks" over and over and use the time to say something to add to the review that you haven't already said. Good job overall though.

[spongmario]

Thanks man. I really appreciate feedback on how to make my reviews better.

[majoroverscore]

this game is cool on 360 never played wii vers though

[richieboyland]

worst game i ever played i only played the first 3 episodes and left it for good, i agree with the guy

[Wiiwhite]

Noooo..

Alone in then Dark is a OK Game, but not perfekt.

[richieboyland]

are u kidding me, its a BIIIIIIIG PIECE OF CRAP

[StanleyStank]

The version ain't that good. The 360 version is better.

[Nanowise]

The game dosnt suck, its just the wii holds alot back.

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

Isn't this the case with like 80% of ported games to the Wii? I have only a Wii, and don't want to spend $300+ for a PS3, so I only have Wii crap to deal with, and all I hear is how the Wii version of this or that sucks. I don't know any better though, so it's all good.

[JosephPockaj]

This guy is trying way to hard to be one of those angry game reviewers. Terrible. Terrible.

[spongmario]

...not really. The game was just horrible.

[richieboyland]

AGREE

[abomin8tion666]

Fuk u asshole this games 2000x better than ur mum in bed!!!

[junio1984]

hahaha thats fukn hilarious

[abomin8tion666]

Thx:)

[grayfox189]

what? like that guy said on your profile

"u should keep your comments to urself since ur makin any sence u infant.... go back to michael jackson's house where u belong....."

[rjfire]

if u dont like it...can i have it

[lennell2007]

!it a dam ps2 port,not wii graphics.the fuckin gamecube can do better then this shit look at resident evil 4,this game do not even come closes to a gamecube game.!developer stop porting ps2 crap to wii,the wii is almost four time powerful then ps2.

[jimmeh003]

i agree, the ps2 is used up anyway. It's time for the wii to get it's own kick ass games, instead of a ps2 port.

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

dumbass, this isn't a ps2 port, dumbass, its on 360 and ps3 the only reaaon its also on ps2 is becasue sony want to milk it

[mosh1312]

The Problem is you got excited for the Wii version

[orc9925]

the 360 version has better grafic then the wii

but wii version is better ASSHOLE

[partyboy250594]

Im going to buy it anyways yu asshole!.

Its not that bad

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

plz don't i beg u .know!!! dont do it

[Miguelps3]

ur stupid y did u buy it then :P

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

there was no review for it

[rodncarlproductions]

i bought it and its awesome

[jonbeatlesfan]

Okay You are right about the ending. It really didn't conclude anything and I completely agree with you. Other than that, I do have to say that the 360 version was really fun.

[spongmario]

The 360 one is better. I played part of it. I dunno what they were thinking when they made the wii one. But the 360 one still isn't a top game...to me at least.

[jonbeatlesfan]

Nah man that's true. I rented it when it first came out and had fun with it, but I would never think of buying it because well, once you've beaten the game, it's done. There's no replayability to it. It was an alright game, but definitely not a top one.

[azteca555]

the 360 version is awsome and i order to get past the glitches its about perfect timing

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

The Conduit

[Nuclearimplosion15]

dude your a homo haha "Holy balls!" um and yeah you dont have to blink the whole game through. settle down. um and dont talk to the game it ruined it. the original version of this game started the horror/puzzle genre for games. and its not a complicated game your just to dumb to figure it out.

[spongmario]

I know that you don't have to blink the entire game, but for an opening cutsceen....uggg.And it is ruined. I'm not the only one who agrees that it is. The 360 one is better, but still is fugly.

[TravisTuchdown]

no more heroes is awesome

[TravisTuchdown]

no more heroes?

[spongmario]

Correct!

[bamblaze1t]

he's right a lady does follow you around and does nothing in the whole game

[bmck1124]

star wars force unleashed

[grayfox189]

i bought no more heroes yesterday lol

[hargybargy]

lol its called STARWARS

[bignerd21]

i never played the wii version GO xbox version

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

that game for 360 was horrible...the 1 for wii is so much better...dude read th review

[grayfox189]

:O ryan they marked your comment as spam!!!

[dynastyxl]

whats your intro song?

[grayfox189]

Nintendo Radio rated M for mature.

[grayfox189]

the blinking scares me....

[abimael813]

i think the game is pretty good for the xbox 360

[spongmario]

Ya I know. I played part of it. The wii version sux. Though the 360 version isn't great either, it just doesn't suck

[purehavok1]

0.0 you said the f-word for the first time

[spongmario]

lol. I thought it made it funnier though.

[nintario45]

ooooooo! F-Bomb! geez thats a first.

[spongmario]

Call the cops!!!!!! Ahhh!!! An apocalypse!!

[babyshawn21994]

yay! first comment!!!lol

[gmoney101392]

i really like your reviews because they're funny and informative, thanks for taking the time to make them

[luk3112]

What the hell the graphics rule!! and this game rules,whatever good review:s