Eddie Izzard: Army

[biggieboy2510]

Hurray for me not being the only one thinking spiders are okay because they eat other insects!

[kbwaterbug29]

"I think the gun helps" XD

[nuculearbazooka]

2:37 SERIOUSLY! haha!

[Asswizard27]

Wut.... Fuck Off! he seemed to say

[Mutedwordz]

Only the best comedians can tell three different stories in one and still be hilariously funny. which is exactly why eddie is my favorite comedian.

[justicefmprice]

@1:25

Ha-Ha!

Love this guy's facial expression.

Sharp wit, good physical comedy, overall entertaining and brilliant.

[eteledevil]

The gun helps :)))

[lonewulfyamcha]

'Wait till they land....' lol

[54lilliestokeser54]

well sensual girl here just for you baby

[YourEternalZombieLuv]

Am I the only one who thinks that Eddie Izzard looks much better with make-up on?

[jhclouse]

@YourEternalZombieLuv I think so too. It accentuates the facial expressions which are half of his comedic style anyway.

[GushingM1LF]

I like wearing bright tshirts, Eddie Izzard likes wearing dresses. I'm bisexual, he's heterosexual. Cothing has nothing to do with sexuality OR gender. Gender has nothing to do with sexuality either. Look up Judith Butler's theory on performativity :)

[IRememberTheOldDays]

@GushingM1LF I thought that said Justin Bieber for a second, fuack me I was about to gouge my eyes out :'D

[DaisyOfDeath]

...

Is it weird that my first thought upon watching this video was something along the lines of "He looks surprisingly good with make-up on!" ?

[FlameFeathers]

This funnier 'cause of the squirrel joke he made as Reepicheep

[alfredasdeese54555]

well Im professional BALLET dancer. You can ask me to give you ballet show

[n371ck]

"did i leave the gas on? no, im a fucking squirrel"

[melchiormusician]

"If you're a bloke wearing make-up, I don't think they need to ask, really." FABULOUS. :)

[JustRed69]

you'd be surprised what a bit of eyeliner does for us women!

[KeeraFitness]

This guy made my night :) he is hilarious!

[rhunget]

If you don't like his stand up, go get a flag.

[germyw]

"a hilarious one". I'm also grammar nazi in my spare time :-)

[germyw]

@BrunetteNinja12. Here! Here! Exactly! Just because I think he's a weirdo, albeit an hilarious one, doesn't mean I think he's a second class citizen nor should be burned at the stake. I'm tired of others trying to guilt their opinions onto others. He's got issues. There I said it. And God bless him.

[JaniseRomeroza5]

lol I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

[sirherothebrave]

To people making fun of him wearing make up men used to always wear it , and if it is what he likes to do today good for him

[chefdstair]

@sirherothebrave they do on Jersey Shore!!

[sirherothebrave]

This man makes me want to do stand up he is the best I hope to see him live XD

[haidbz]

...Noone sent by Humon?

[NaylaKhatib]

@haidbz MEeeee

[SaikoAtiseuteu]

@haidbz I was xD

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@haidbz I was...

[LuxurioMusic]

@haidbz No, but now I want to know when/where she linked this O.o

[oxyiscool]

They've got guns they've got guns.....I was so suprised were you suprised

[lnclincoln]

LOLOLOLOL

[pique62]

Did I leave the gas on ??? This guy is too bloody funny....

[kiluhnic]

@pique62 No! I'm a fucking squirrel!

[TinW4tch]

@ChrisOnAcid that really isnt funny, i get sick of the countless chuck norris this chuck norris that just a freaking actor for godsake

[FishCantWaltz]

"Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm a squirrel."

[MsBloodFlowers]

CLAY PIDGEONS ARE FUCKERS!!

[shinningneverwhy]

BANG！

[OldScarsNewHate]

@shinningneverwhy Ehh, the gun helps.

[MrAl3x0o]

@ChrisOnAcid but thats not funny.

[TJW595]

@MrAl3x0o ITS CHUCK NORRIS! It dosent have to be o.o



[colony665]

76 christian army guys thumbed this down...

[smudgypants1]

@Fend4urself

"that is because you are part in parcel working to emasculate men."

The phrase is part AND parcel, you ignorant, obnoxious fuckwit.

[THEotakuanimegirl]

Soooooooooooo funny! I'm so glad I found this guy on YouTube! :D

[softerworlds]

Damn, i meant @PurpleRosary

sorry, ChrisOnAcid!

[softerworlds]

@ChrisOnAcid transvestites can be gay, straight, bi, pan, or asexual, because the gender of clothes that you enjoy has absolutely no bearing on your sexual orientation. sorry, i just wanted to clear that up.

[PurpleRosary]

So transvestites like women...didn't know that.

[desertazul]

tomgirl

[GermanConquistador08]

Does anyone else think that Grandfather's arsenal should be an ultra group for elderly Arsenal FC fans?

[TheGreatStonedOne]

"Fuck off"

Lmao.

[akireshaun]

Jejeje good ones. Somewhat his humor reminds me of Monty Python

[crazyasskickdude]

Is he gay ?

[jdmartin3333]

@crazyasskickdude

he's a transvestite, listen to the first part

[LuckyBryonyChan]

@crazyasskickdude No, he describes himself as "a lesbian trapped in a man's body". He likes women.

[timooooooh]

is it really that difficult just to see the humor of this and enjoy the extremely funny jokes he makes!? This has got nothing to do with sexuality, if you want to be serious or want to bother people with your retarded views then don't do it here (thumb up for brunette ninja). And don't forget to turn off the gas! And clay pigeons are fuckers!

[mercuryrulz]

Clay Pigeons are fuckers!

[BrunetteNinja12]

Everyone! Lay off! People have a different opinions! I honestly really like eddie and have a gay friend and all that stuff but I DON'T see the point of getting so pissed off! They said their opinion. It's not like they're saying we should kill them or anything so chill. And getting all annoyed and calling names just proves that you're just looking for a fight and bullying someone because you know you'll never meet them in real life which proves you're a coward. Calm down and give them a break!

[beatlesfan4700]

@blackleatherrain. I like what you're saying about naturally occurring but I don't get that you think we're rare lgbt people are kinda everywhere although with some people it's harder to tell than others

[delynn612]

I agree that no one person or group should force their views on any other person or group. I am a Christian, I love Eddie Izzard and I would NEVER claim that my faith is the only way. There are many roads to the same destination. Were many crimes committed in "the name of God"? Sure were. But don't lump me in with those narrow minded fascist fear mongers. It's not fair to those of us who are sincere.

[Dravenswraith]

And fend is probably adjusting his bra, while men can wear anything that women can and they don't become them its just sexy when they rock the makeup so snert away

Rf

[pulmonary3]

Brilliant



[MrsCamui]

"Clay pigeons are FUCKEAS!"

Yeah, I've always had a problem with clay pigeons. They always manage to get in my house.

[musik05]

I LONG FOR A GRAPEFRUIT!!

[psybmw]

male lesbian = transvestite always learning love it !

[1996Pocahontas]

If you're against transvestites then why r some of you people watching and bothering to comment on here. Go watch someone that doesn't crossdress, no one wants to here your closminded complaints about how ppl should act. News flash, its the 2011, and a LOT of ppl letting the whole world know what they prefer over the usual; get over it, it's a free country and theirs nooooo law that says you can't wear opposite sex clothes. If there is, PUHLEEASE let me know

[betheperson1]

@1996Pocahontas

to publicly display their distaste in the matter.....

[roquemyracle127]

@1996Pocahontas i totally support what your saying, but there are people on youtube who live in countries who would kill different sex orientations on the spot and have never learned better.

[Fend4urself]

@1996Pocahontas I don't agree with the tranny thing however, I am able to get past that because this guy is a funny comedian. As I said, I do not like the whole idea but then again, who the hell am I?

[samspurlin]

People who fight on YouTube comments are AWESOME.

[mdsatan]

@samspurlin you lie!

[steerpike66]

Jack Sparrow wears masses of eye makeup and woman fancy him rotten

[BurnSpangler]

@steerpike66 men do as well.

[sanczo1984]

wha? fuck off... lol

[Dravenswraith]

i use to have this urge to feminize my man by painting his toenails with black toenail polish and make em wear eyeliner use to be a strange thing now other gals dig that with the guys

[Fend4urself]

@Dravenswraith that is because you are part in parcel working to emasculate men. You see, it's called social engineering. the goal is to destroy the family and usurp it with gays and various sexually confused dupes. Because everybody knows that sissy boys are way easier to control. Oh well, no point in explaining things, you're probably looking at your cell phone by now because your attention span is that of a gnat.

[bongchoof]

@Fend4urself Gay people are not sexually confused, they are gay. Gay men are not sissy boys. You also seem to be implying that gay people and family are mutually exclusive which is just ridiculous.

[Fend4urself]

@bongchoof if you think that being "gay" is normal, then you are proof of social engineering. This is not a hateful statement, personally I don't care if you're gay. I just don't need that all persistent gay agenda being pushed on everybody.

[bongchoof]

@Fend4urself I never said if gay people were normal or not so your response had little to do with mine. Regardless of this homosexuality is naturally in nature so being gay is about as abnormal as dying your hair.

[blackleatherrain]

@bongchoof - Because dyed hair doesn't occur naturally in nature, I would disagree with you. Homosexuality is as natural as being a Ginger. Gingers occur naturally, but are very rare. Albinos are, as well. Homosexuality in nature is rare, but not unheard of - as are homosexuals in humans, as are albinos and gingers in humans.

[Fend4urself]

@bongchoof ok, that may be normal, but the word I probably should have used is Natural.

[rainrequiem]

@Fend4urself You're an ass, but that's to be expected on the internet. I hope you're less of a dick to people in real life.

[Fend4urself]

@rainrequiem Hey, I have an opinion, it may not be as "correct" as yours, but there certainly are much more toxic people than me. My dad was Archie Bunker basically, and therefore I am leaning on the defense. I would never call you an ass because your opinion is wrong. K? Thanks!

[OneHandHigh]

@Fend4urself "Because everybody knows that sissy boys are way easier to control."

That's sort of ironic considering that most of the people who are against gays are the super religious conservatives who are "SUPER MANLY" and overloaded with testosterone. In all honesty, you can't find a group that's easier to control superstitious, pride-filled, egomaniacs. (Not to imply that you necessarily fit that description, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.)

[Fend4urself]

@OneHandHigh you could call a lot of that sexually confused. And I see your point.

[z17frozentoast]

So I guess 75 people..... nah, overused joke. The running, jumping, climbing trees bit, not the squirrel bit....

[pophits]

I wanna be in the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade!!!

[Mucky1little2me3]

@pophits

Operation makeover

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@specialfx34 I never intended TurquoiseCowboy to sound manly. It's a cigarette reference

[saundog11]

@TurquoiseCowboy ... your a joke ... that is all ...

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@specialfx34 I don't mind transvestites and I think Eddie Izzard is funny. I just think transvestitism to be odd, that's all

[AsheeshAnand]

I do think Iraqis would find a battalion of transvestites parachuting into their country rather surprising.

[Lucidia666]

.... eachother isn't going to change anything now I have thrown an insult one way for my own reasons everyone does it but do we really need to keep beating the horse it's dead been dead for a while ok? So how bout we all agree to disagree and just settle on the fact we enjoy Izzard's comedy hmm?

[Lucidia666]

@Turquoisecowboy I see where you come from I can see how dressing in drag can be a bit odd to someone outside the drag world (I dress in drag occasionally just for fun and to get a shock factor) I think everyone is entitled to their own oppinions and shooting back and forth more negative comments to...

[Deanbass77]

Eddie is probably the best comedian ever because even when a joke falls flat, he makes fun of the fact and it still works.

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@specialfx34 Because by saying "but.." people are implying that they are not completely open-minded. It's important not to become too open-minded, because it's possible to be so open-minded that your brain falls out. You've got to find a balance

[VanillaSnowdrop]

@TurquoiseCowboy That kind of defeats the point of being open-minded and tolerant. He is who he is and if you can't deal with that, don't watch him.

[Herhinney]

Did I leave the oven on? ....hmm...AH NO I DIDN'T I'm a fucking squirrel 8D

lol I love this outfit out of ALL his looks the best~ He puts on make up and it's so hawt XD Is it weird that I find that totally hot?

[tsukimalrak]

"Of course not, I'm a fucking squirrel."

[21quandary]

@gustaflag There are many other ways to toast toast than with a toaster. If one was so intent on toasting toast then one could find other means, a grill perhaps? On a similair note, isn't it only toast once it has been toasted?

Toast.

[screwe121]

toaster toast bread ......

[JapanForSale]

The military and the clown business are the only two industries who thrive on having a lot of make up on!

Oh, those, and the crack whore business.

[Arcolithe]

@Vynjira but what if toast wanted to toast some toast?

How would the toast toast toast?

[gustaflag]

@gustaflag You guys take this question way to serious. I just got it from philosoraptor. =)

[antipryzm]

@gustaflag that would be equivalent to "guns don't kill people, bullets from guns kill people"

Toasters don't toast toast, unless a person puts the bread in the toaster and pushes the button.

Guns don't kill people, unless a person puts a round in the chamber and pulls the trigger.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@gustaflag Your interpretation would also mean "guns don't shoot deer, deer shoot deer"...

[Juxboxable]

@gustaflag If guns kill people, pencils misspell words and spoons make you fat.

[Omboth]

@TurquoiseCowboy Aren't atheists supposed to be humanists? At least in the christianity, I respect all people. Sexuality, gender, or race doesn't matter. That's one step ahead of you. Hate is a disease, and religion doesn't breed it, as you've just openly demonstrated. You're as bad as the extremist religious policies that you hate so badly.

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@Omboth I never said I hate anybody. Just because I think transvestitism is odd doesn't mean I don't accept them as human beings. And you don't think religion breeds hate? Look up the Westboro Baptist Church sometime.

[rainewater24]

im pretty sure the bullet is the one who kills the people... @_@

[fablan6]

@TurquoiseCowboy Sucking dicks doesn't make things better. But it's ok, since you hate religions I guess you're alright :D

[Wackyfox]

What's weird is not being open-minded about the completely harmless decisions of other people.

[F1JPMontoya]

@gustaflag Toasters don't toast toast.

Toasters toast bread. (on behalf of the person)

[Jumpthefences]

@gustaflag Technically, the toast is bread before it's put into the toaster. Besides, bread/toast isn't really comparable to human. :/

[piitesghaq]

Who cares? Enjoy the jokes, you're the one who is watching them :) Live life and be happy, no point in arguing.

[demondays132]

@TurquoiseCowboy cunt face mother fucker,

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@demondays132 Oooh good one!! I can name call too! Pussyfag cocksucker!! Yeah, go ahead and insult me because I hold a different opinion than you! If you're open-minded enough to accept Izzard's faggoty attire, then you should be open-minded enough to let me express my negative opinion of it. Transvestitism is a choice, it's not like I'm berating something he was born with.

[yasuakimaru]

@TurquoiseCowboy You do know that the freedom of speech has limits, right? Brush up on your Civics before you go around tossing insulting terminology.

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@yasuakimaru Yes it has limits, you can't yell fire in a crowded movie theatre. Did I do that? No. Saying that I think transvestitism is weird has no negative legal consequences.

[Vynjira]

@TurquoiseCowboy So you draw the line at weird? That doesn't sound very open minded or tolerant, but not knowing anything about your other views I guess I have to take your word for it.

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@Vynjira When I say I draw the line, I just mean I declare it weird. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hell, I'm weird too in my own way. I just find transvestitism intriguing. I don't understand it, but that doesn't mean I don't accept them as human beings. They're free to dress how they want, I just find it a bit strange. But regardless I still think Eddie Izzard is funny

[Triniswe]

@TurquoiseCowboy

Then you're not all too open-minded since transvestites aren't really anything too "odd". Face it, it's just a man wearing womens cloths, that's all!

id you can't tollerate that, how tollerant can you be? It's not like he's acting to be a woman or anything else that is non manly.

[115DollFace115]

@TurquoiseCowboy he isn't doing it to be funny. that is his choice. just like it's your choice to not be like him. but that gives you know right to be a complete and total ass for no reason. that gives you no right to judge him on his quality of life or his choices. and it gives you absolutely no right to dis on transvestites.

mind you this is a comment from someone who isn't a transvestite. just a normal average teenage girl that is tired of ignorant comments from ignorant people like you.

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@115DollFace115 Just because I think transvestitism is weird doesn't mean I don't accept them as human beings. Sure, it's absolutely his choice to dress that way and I'm glad we all have the freedom to dress the way we want. He's free to be a transvestite and I'm free to say I think it's strange. Don't be so quick to judge me as an ignorant person.

[alternativebassist]

@TurquoiseCowboy just because you have the "freedom" to say something doesn't mean you should say it. I have the "freedom" to call you a small minded, ignorant douchebag. That doesn't mean I'm right to say it or should be allowed to say it. Besides what's so weird about wearing a certain style of clothing?

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@alternativebassist Sure, you can call me a small-minded, ignorant douchebag and I can tell you I honestly don't give a fuck. And you don't think you should be allowed to say it? Talk about small-minded. I'm entitled to my opinion just like everyone else is. Go fuck yourself.

[alternativebassist]

@TurquoiseCowboy so wait everyone should have your "right" to be offensive to be forced on them? Lol. Never mind the fact that just because you think you're not offended (or though I get the feeling you are; touchy touchy!) Everybody else should conform to your view? What right do you have to decide that men wearing different clothes is weird or reprehensible? Its their opinion that it shouldn't matter...and you don't see them declaring you "weird" for wearing men's clothes =)

[SuperProjectReview]

@TurquoiseCowboy Hey I saw the comment here about how you think religions are stupid, I'm gonna have to agree I mean some idiot said religions don't breed hate, but he only said that because they don't know the history of what religions have done, how many people were killed in the 'name of god'. Pfff. Dude I agree with you 100% maybe transvestites are odd but they are more humain then religious dickheads. Reply to me if you agree.

[SuperProjectReview]

@SuperProjectReview humane*

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@SuperProjectReview Yeah I absolutely agree

[blueboxesrule]

@SuperProjectReview actually it's not religion that's so bad.. it people forcing their opinions on others, both religious people and nonreligious people tend to do that and that's often ends in being just complete stupid disaster, yeah just saying cause saying that all religious people are ''dickheads'' is just being prejudiced -

[blueboxesrule]

@SuperProjectReview -because people have really different ways of believing in you know something or not believing for that matter and as long as people aren't using it to do bad things why be bothered? haha sorry couldn't fit this all in one post :)

[Fend4urself]

@SuperProjectReview Holy crap dude, I was drunk in los angeles and my girl friend talked me into going to the rocky horror picture show on hollywood and vine street. Well, about the time I got hit in the face with a handful of rice, I got kicked out for smoking. Anyhow, I stumbled around the hood and ran into a group of tranny whores. They said some lude shit so I said some back, next thing I know I am running for my life, they were gonna cut me. Trannys are mean as hell, don't forget it.

[EvilAtria]

@TurquoiseCowboy

Everyone comment I've seen in defense of Mr. Izzard against your insignificant, bigoted opinions has been intelligent, objective and unbiased.

I however am none of these things, therefore I have no problem with informing you that you are the most gigantic cunt in all the cosmos.

[Assaultpredator]

@EvilAtria

I LOL'd

[TheDangermouse94]

this guy is so awesome xD

[Lupa1410]

74 people were shot down by the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade. Fantastically.

[puresoulreaper]

"guns dont kill people, people do... but i think the gun helps!"

[rsflutterby]

I had sex with a straight guy who was into cross-dressing once. He wasn't good in bed.

[Blake788]

@rsflutterby and...

[rsflutterby]

@Blake788 Nothing...I just thought I would share!! LOL

[ebonyflesh69]

i was so surprised were you surprised? i was surprised

[ErnieBlackle]

Transvestites flying into dangerous areas with FANTASTIC makeup!!

[suzylux]

My lezbro. 4lyfe xoxoox

[FlyingWolfWings]

HE'S ADORABLE!!!!

[Rawego]

he's not very funny, is he now? :))

[rockgodess20]

he very funny i like him 

[XXXXemochick]

So, what could be more surprising than the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade?

[JUSTBETHY1]

Intelligent..funny..and well dressed ..if he wasn't already married I would try for him!

[FlyingWolfWings]

@JUSTBETHY1 HE'S MARRIED!? WHAT!? :( That just broke my heart...

[JUSTBETHY1]

@FlyingWolfWings I thought he said on Jonathan Ross he was married..but I can't find any proof online...so tape up your heart and practice marathon running You might still get him!!! LOL

[wcoleman99]

i always thought the conservatives would want the gays and transvestites and such like that in the armed forces to go die while the straight virile men could be at home doing the whole family thing.

[mercuryrulz]

DONT ASK DONT TELL NO LONGER EXISTS!!!!!.....SUCK ON THAT SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES!!!!!

[Nightrider1367]

@mercuryrulz Now hazing is just going to get worse. There are going to be a lot of soldiers who don't like the fact that their brother in arms is gay. The whole "don't ask, don't tell" was discriminatory but at the same time it also kept some of the rude behavior at bay. Now that they can be open about their sexuality people are going to ridicule and be judgmental. It will affect the cohesiveness of the unit, but to what extent I'm not sure.

[tankgirl74]

OH! I was surprised! Were you surprised? I was surprised. xD

Eddie Izzard is a genius.

[Aelflar]

Oh gosh, he is so funny! His humour is witty and actually has relevance and the fact that he is a transvestite helps make his show unique :D

[Lamashtar]

clay pigeons are fuckers!

[WskerFTW]

Thumb up if Humon Comics sent u here

[mlachance12]

Original, funny, who cares about his sexuality! He's a comic. What do people say about Robin Williams in "Mrs. Doubtfire"!

[pgdevil]

Send a hot chick army in and see if the enemy indiscriminately mows THEM down.

[batwat]

lol my grandfather has an arsenal

[STOPTHEEU]

@batwat nonononono your grandfather has an arsenal T'shirt!

[ThankYouMrAcavano]

Well...we know 73 people from the NRA saw this video...

[DirectInjected]

Huh! uh. uhsemuh

As if they're going, "did I leave the gas on?"

I think I just died.

[k8g8s8]

is he gay and a transvesit or is he just a transvesit

[amadeusdanger]

@k8g8s8 Hes an executive transvestite!

[estdes1]

"No...No im a fkin squirel" ROFL

[murraythehotscot]

'What?! Fuck off!!' 'He seemed to say...'

[AZtrueflow18]

i didn't even know a comment with too many negative votes come up like that :O

[terryismerry]

1st Battalion, Transvestite Brigade would end the war in Afghanistan in a matter of days! Get on this OBAMA!