Learn How To Be The Ideal Asian!

[xohotronic]

Whats the song?! :)

[WindHurricane]

0:06

[jasminelight]

I like that little guy

[3756brian]

im asian and don't know how to use chopsticks at all :(

[LaLaCandyApplez]

i wuz gunna say his voice is to deep for his body on the first part XD

[fuzzepeachez]

Was that like ur bro?

[sarahhart4]

LOL! tape?!

[22j0kester]

Lol in the beginning I actually thought that was you like 5 years ago and i thought i was watching an outdated video xD

[Niclovezsinging]

hahahahahahaha proud to be asian.

[Marenay]

OMG LOL

[ZoilaRoa]

What about the indians and the russians? they don't act like that

[aubzzuba]

If you want to be asian, you shouldnt of been born in that shit country called America

[101quicksand]

@aubzzuba hold up shitty america? yeah right at least i dont get beat when i make a grade lower than a A-. AND in america your dad is not a small eyed pervert spying at u in the bathroom while jerking off to anime. and if your a dude thats why u have a small penis.

[101quicksand]

@101quicksand PROPS TO AMERICA

[koreangenius13]

you are hot

[Soccerfreak9911]

racist but funny

[gladtobeliving]

the is the song name at 1:24??

[tcbringdownsisters]

@gladtobeliving electropop by jupiter rising

[mjloveryeayea]

......im.tierd.....

XDDD

[mjloveryeayea]

omg.i.really.thought....he.shr­unk...LMAO

[xXFailtasticXx]

aaaaaah ftw 1:27 !!!

[nicolemarcelo9]

thts not where the subscribe button is XD

[GREENDINOPINKCORN]

That thing. IS RIIICEEEE 8D

[ManzaWoman]

HAHAHAHA! Picking the rice, one by one! Hahaha

[haleyanddiana]

i was like WOW tiny kid with a deep voice XD

[JaydaStaah]

haha your so funny!

[lilin5264]

U FORGOT TO INCLUD EATING ONLY WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!!

[MikeeRox01]

that was so acurate i would know cuz im asian my friends are alwasy lik y r u soo asian stop being asian

[kbjwilliams]

He's adorable lmao

[taemin4evah]

lol ur so funnny! i was laughing most of the time!

[Jessjenius]

dude, why is Andrew so adorable?

FISHBALL!

[MsAstroBanan]

i dont need tape, im legit bro

[rachaelly1]

If you wanna be an Asian, you gotta be born an Asian

[3M1ND3R]

you fucking gay lord

[TheDarknightC972]

uhh i can do all that stuff you want to know how cause i'm already asian lol

[snowdog03]

You must mean How to be Mongoloid, At least half of the people on the Asian continent are Caucasoid (Arabic/Persian/Turk) and Indian.

If you really want Almond shaped eyes just spend about 20K years on the ice squinting and trying not to go snow blind.

[Scho0Lhater]

this is funny

[NIGHT2PWN]

lmao i thought the camera was just higher in the beginning haha i really didn't notice a fucking difference lmao wtf iknr!!

[alkoreah]

you are illuminati !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeProudToBeYou]

Im gonna take this advice Im so sick of being white Im so gonna do this sometime ill do the tape thing i just gotta buy some tape and I need to know what to wear ill just wear like a hoodie to begin with but my hairs brown Ill just say I died it.Ill probably pass for korean or japanese because my skin is so pale people wont beleive Im chinese great adivice ;) peace

[devinasamantha]

you look like KevJumba. :I

[AnimexxxxLoverxxxx]

lmao , you are so right ! (: Electropop is BEAST ! Rice is DELICIOUS ! And we do make peace signs a lot . xD

[AppleJacksisawesome]

its ... uhm.. its a white button

[Crazycat2109]

i started laughing so hard when u sang that song XD

[kidcrash303]

whats that techno song

[lolitsmadi]

@kidcrash303 electropop



[Missgamergirl212]

I'm the last thing from Asian. I'm a white, red haired chick with freckles. I guess small boobs would count as one point for asian...no racial. XD

[CrazyxVocaloid]

What was the song he was lip syncing? :D

[HelloKitty393462]

@CrazyxVocaloid electro pop - jupiter rising

[12darkspider]

i want pinch that little boys checks no homo

[rockerchic99]

i couldnt really tell the difference between him and the little kid... i thought it was the same person ;/

[fluffycheertiger]

dude your hilarious!

[timetable091]

why do you need to tape your eyes if your already Asian

[porcupineblues]

i ♥ 2:14

[porcupineblues]

i ♥ 2:15

[NerdyAsian13]

just saying .. but whoever thinks he pointing at the wrong place for the subcribe button, he was actually pointing atthe right spot because at the time he recorded this the subcribe button was to the right, instead of at the top like it is now..

[SillyGurl417]

oh so thats wat it is i thought she just liked rice alot lol



[HelloMyNameIsjonsey]

ahahah I didnt notice that when u snapped it was a diff person! i just thought u moved..Im slow but u guys look kinda alike

[ThatJewDude]

lmfao! xDD

[smartkidcno]

OMG your Rock Lee i love you wearthe jump suit :D.

[smartkidcno]

I LOVE ROCK LEE I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT!

[tide650]

HAHAHA your little bro is so cute!!

[AYEAshleey]

I`m asianat heart lmao i love asians <3

[dando0n94]

ROCK LEE- NARUTO FTW XD

[KristyIsKhuuL]

omg electropop~ <333

[emmainbed]

Is it wrong that I kept re-watching the lip-sync part :C

[mayminghui]

guys have to have girly fingers lol

[TaMpASnIpEz]

Im Azn my summary on how to be asian: Slanted eyes natural, Eat Rice 24/7

,you must respect the chinease dragon with honor and last but not least we kick you niqqas azz O_O

[TheMikayla305]

Dude, your seriously sexy when you lipsing that song O_O

[TheMikayla305]

My favourite part is ""is RICEEEEEEE"" xDD Hahaha

[MSkpopluvr]

ur just so cute !!! (friendly)

[gyachime]

i was really freaked out at the beginning...cuz i thought that little kid really had that voice. lol

[gowplayer2]

@gyachime HAHAHA i swear to god, i know it looked weird. but i couldn't tell the difference until i read your comment.

[asianinvasion84]

the tape didnt really make a difference

[iamyourgrandpa]

@asianinvasion84 that's because he's already asian

[asianinvasion84]

@iamyourgrandpa i know that grandpa :)

[iamyourgrandpa]

@asianinvasion84 ;) now go to sleep kiddo!

[AZNmanJJ]

hi kevjumba the second

[ichigolies]

0:37 when guys in my country do that we say bayot O_________O

[cryinglaughterFTW]

I think asian boys are hella hott...

[fariskinggeorge]

So you must have the eyes to be Asian?? what about Indians? Malays? Indonesian? Filipinos?? YOU'RE RACIST!!

[mileyheart415]

@fariskinggeorge its not raicest if he is making fun of his own race and its racest when he makes fun of whites and blacks

[leonsaycheese]

Electropop - Jupiter Rising 1:17 - 140.

[sportqueenz]

Prefer Nigahiga and kevjumba

[ColourYouZebra]

You're so cute

[Awesomestification]

What if your Asian and you don't eat rice or listen to techno music that much? >_>

[274110ab]

Wat if ur not asian and u eat at pei-wei almost everyday o_O

[MyGyrlsNMe]

Im Asian and it's SO true....I dont know one asian person who doesn't listen to techno.....LMAO

[SuperShineeGirls1]

ur r so funnny lol i eat a lot rice

[Kegrad7]

i'm not asian and i eat rice every day hahah:)

[omoyono]

i was like lol at the tape bit then i stopped laughing cause i remembered that all my Asian friends make fun of me cause i have really small eyes, and they,re not even that small, it's just that one o them has a huge eye.

[biteyourtongueoff]

that was creepy... having a little kid that has andrews voice

[sa11ist]

im asian awsome video

[m1510a]

i'm not asian but I eat rice everyday XD

[southerngirl874]

i'm white and i already do most of those things....

[CroatianMan11]

lol i'm not asian but listen to techno

[parbineagle1]

i m asian but i dont do like you do.

[KalikaAthanasiadis]

I am Greek and I eat rice ALL THE TIME! It's good stuff xD

[seadragon135]

haha fishball was so random

[fango5]

btw you are pointing at the wrong place lol =)

[secrettunnel100]

FISH BAllS!!?!

[Mrdahportugal]

U look tike me only Asian and I wear glasses

[kelzzze116]

you have rice as snacks??wtf?

[Azurestories]

@kelzzze116 Well, I don't (: (I'm chinese btw)

[sindyvang82]

LOL....My kids where born with the peace sign!!!! BTW...got rice?! LOL

[MAMJAM55]

Im black and have asian eyes

[TheBlasianPrincess]

I love th@ song <3 it's AWSOME :D

[likgivitupitsme]

hahahaha i laughed in the 1st two seconds!!!!!! >.<

[MrSarahSru]

1:52 his face is priceless!

[MrSarahSru]

Omfg i wondered why he was so little and he looked like 8....

[PearlandPizza]

You kinda funny :)

[thephilzee]

holy crap, that beginning was weird LOL

[MrSuperlino]

lol



[lynnnguyen57]

omg is that your brother in the beginning? you guys are both so cute

[SeventhSun]

Idiot video. Now get us visitors some egg tarts and fried rice!! NOW.

[MsHarryPotterGeek]

i have the eyes :) just with double eyelids tho :( haha AND I LOVE TECHNO MUSIC LOL

[lisatrangvu]

go get a freakin life kid and plus you are a bitch

[lisatrangvu]

you are a stupid asian and plus a ugly one > angela

[kimmyhae]

your brother is he ... danisvlogging on youtube? o.0 cause he looks familiar~

[MegaBirdie10]

I will Asian from just watching this video

[yuki13197]

LOL...I only eat rice for breakfast lunch and dinner..instant noodles are my snacks(:

[xXxGiLlMaCkxXx]

YOU'RE NOT ASIAN.. Andrew = Scottish ;D St. Andrew ect,.. ;P

[wemilove]

its like i saw ur lil bro and i wanted to hug him..

ill hug u too tho.;D

haha.

[Jennynt94]

you and your brother really look like copy >.< cute

[Twincklemystar]

omg ur bro he is soo cute!!XDwow ahah that song is coool wats it called?AWW thats mean was the one picking rice ur lil bro ?

[DiamondUD]

WTF happened in the beginning? That was so trippy how did he get bigger at the snap of a finger? lol lmao I thought I was high

[lilaznxsim0]

i just had my 5 bowls of rice today! :D

[jasmelia123]

PROUD TO BE AN ASIAN, i live in singapore, people here SUCKSSS!!!

[AlexIshSoGoofy]

Geez you guys hes a comedian, hes not really rascist or sterotypical.... Do your research before you go hating.

[SaltyDogs4884]

@AlexIshSoGoofy if you can call that "comedy"

[HelplessCry]

hes not racist. hes stereo typing

[mjurney]

Very stereotypical... I think a true Asian should know there culture.

[heyustabbedme]

actually, i hate techno music, i hav rather big eye, and i dont eat rice for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack and everything, i only eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner........ -.-" anyway, this vid is RACIST

[heyustabbedme]

aww hid lil bro is cute! AHAHAHAHAHAAA

[asianinvasion84]

rice for snack!!!

[panda78900]

HAHA ROCK LEE I LOVE YOU

i <3 bushy brow

[simmala122]

RACIST

[yuiritsumiomugiazusa]

You look like a kid on your intros

[EinsteinxtremeRoblox]

You people have forgotten about us Western Asians such as Jews, Turks, Persians, etc. You just focus on Eastern Asian places like China, North & South Korea, Southeastern Asia, and the Phillipines?!

[ingaruhe]

you are coolest guy in the entire world.

[lurvelyladiie]

I'm an asian and i eat rice for lunch and dinner... we dont have breakfast. :P

[SuperBeeean]

OMG KPOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ♥

[Roxrockereyl]

lol at the kiddo at the start. :D

[0o0o0o0Maryama]

hahahaahaha hes picking rice slave haha!!! =)

[ThatIsMyBox]

fishball!

[AznNerdi]

@Jkan5 xD well yeaa, most of them do, like me!!! x)

[pingpongktn]

hey Andrew whats the name of the techno song?

[Brittney2u]

@pingpongktn electropop by jupiter rising

[kloeily]

man being asian is pretty cool lol

[appletinihamshire]

aw man i cracked up when you said "i made a mess"

man ur funny

[27animefreak]

XD i like k-pop AND techno!!

[ToKYoyo719]

@Scorchin1001 ur name Kimiko is soooo cuteee~~ ^^

[mich1304]

your brother looks so cute!

[sweetatomictangerine]

omg the tape part is just RACIST! lol jk but srsly. it kinda is dude. haha

and no you don't need to like techno music to be azn. you need to like KPOP MAN. ;D LIKE SNSD, SUPER JUNIOR AND YOU KNOW ALL THAT CRAP jk its not crap. its just our azness music.

[Brittney2u]

@sweetatomictangerine hahahahaha when i first saw this video that's what i thought. i'm like what happened to the kpop?? SHINee is my LIFE ^.^ <3

[XxXAngellipsXxX]

@sweetatomictangerine he is asian so he cant be racist

[97shawtay]

@sweetatomictangerine it's not racist if an asian does it XD

[ilyxb00]

@sweetatomictangerine fuh reeeal <3 PHO REAL[;

[fallingstarrr]

lolwtf. why does ur tags say black person? :P

[fallingstarrr]

omg "the peace sign hahaha" lmfao. I eat rice evuhryday :3 'Cause i be Asian :p

and and i dont need tape lolz xD anyway funny video.

[krazy4kpop1]

he told us to subscribe to an orange button but there isn't one, lol:)

[TheOfficialTasja]

i love super junior counts that ?

[krazy4kpop1]

@TheOfficialTasja wat?

[xinflame52]

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA... Wat happened 2 smart??? That's watt make asns asns.

..I'm not being racist

[chrissyoneechan2]

hahahahahaha that is sooo cool

[tracychenli]

this boy is cute

[lolgirlygirl28]

haha, i love to be my asian self...:]

[letsmakeitlast234]

u forgot something

[zeezrom88]

lol, there are many kind of Asians, from Israel to India to Taiwan. i think he was doing the Taiwan part. lol