Jay Leno 2009.05.11 - Headlines

[raran44]

6:46 spaghetti and meatBALLS

[hedley4lyf]

LOL TOO FUNNY! i love these headlines XD

[MrSupastar83]

uh miss you like the ass tour...pshhh ah!

[zamilabbas786]

EEOOW! EEOOW! EEOOW!

[oooops10]

i want to go asstour

[OmgxLlama]

i have indolphins!

eeee eee eee

[kammya1]

one of the best comedians!..never disapoints us!...what a laugh...

[LetsPanicc]

Hahahahahaha xD i almost died at sneer drums, dunno why, but that made me laugh the hardest xD

[teamcaution10]

2001 Honda S2000 lol

[VlipsYan]

Asian-americans working hard to shatter workaholic stereotype

[lolman706]

SPITE!

[chrisstorvik]

dolphins is supposed to be "dopamines".

[JoyDivisiongirl]

@chrisstorvik i actually think it is supposed to be "endorphins"

[MrSPLman]

great stuff !!!!

[Spanky00Cheeks]

paraeagle... para doesnt mean two, it means besides, next to, etc. Otherwise hilarious

[Benit149]

@Spanky00Cheeks I think he was referring to "pair of eagles"

[Deviantial]

@Spanky00Cheeks I'm sure he realizes that, but it sounds like 'Pair of', which is what the joke was going for.

[XxKobeBryantxX24]

Coke, diet coke...SPITE!!! lmfao! 5/5 love headlines, love jay leno.

[StFidjnr]

Meet the World's Largest farmer.

[ztv]

love this!

[SaidHead]

SPITE!

[kalbocilytis]

This old fuck is painfully unfunny. Fuck him and his dumbass bandleader who laughs at everything.

I can't imagine the kind of intellect it takes to laugh at a bunch of typos. Well, I guess that's where Jay's fucktard audience comes in.

[elcamello1980]

fuck you mother fucker!!! to laugh at this shit you must have both a keen sense of humor and a taste for stupid jokes. yes, these are typos but in they're simplicity lies they're ability to make you laugh, because a lot of people see these things printed on shit out there, news papers and the like, but not all people get the "joke", and i think you're one of those who don't...

[iTelos]

hahahaha! jay rocks

[Derek3803]

I'm dying from laughing. X)

[JanieA100]

in dolphins instead of endorphins LOL!!

[futurestar94britfan]

@JanieA100 yes and apparently in dolphins is the best natural paintkiller lol

i dont know why u would wanna kill paint, but whatever XD

[staffan123456]

advise to homeless: GO HOME!

what a smart solution XD

[GlamBalam]

Fake Dog ahah! I one other episode there was OLD BABY LOL simply hilarious!

[Nolli86]

Ass tour.....hahahahahahaha

[CosmicSneakers]

lol....too much...couldn't stop loling :) I just love these headlines.

[StFidjnr]

@ 4.01 hey that's the olyroos.

[ugotobekiding]

the circumcision clinic is in the Philippines

[brawleragent]

oh yeah.

[dtadeo2006]

finally you can RELEASE IN DOLPHINS! lol. the bodys natural PAINTKILLER!!

[getalongperson]

mayor parris to homeless: go home...priceless

[UltraGamer15]

lol, spite

[VconfidentialR]

4:25

[brawleragent]

indolphins and ass tour! XD LOL

[getalongperson]

hey miss you wanna goont he ass tour *woman smacks jay*

[jameskittelty]

This is simply LOL!!!!

[JakerO4]

lol all these in-dolphins are causing so much paint in my life.

[TsarObezyanka]

LOL at Czar's jewels caught in tug of war lol.

[Occultish]

Thanks for the upload, dude.

[fbsthreads]

anyone notice it said 'paintkiller' instead of painkiller?

[spartan51kurt]

that's what he said.....