Worst Comedian Ever Butchers Audience

[kidkarate11]

I think you guys like breast cancer

[vtox101]

The material isn't horrible but the guitar really detracts from it. I feel like I have heard this jokes from Steven wright or someone like that.

[Abonanno24601]

wow! stupid

[jwendt2003]

Actually, I thought your jokes were pretty good; just slow down a little. Some words get blurted out kinda fast and I missed them, which threw the joke off for me. Otherwise, keep up the good work! On a side note from Simon Cowell; "you have a long way to go if your competing against the Pink Floyd Butcher Band !"

[TheZimmy84]

if the audience was laughing this guy would be good. weak ass audience this dude had good jokes

[Hye5oul]

He looks like the guy from 8th Street Tobacco. I though he was cool at one time. What happened.

[flooflox]

Not as bad as the two songs by that "band" portended. In fact, not bad at all for a first attempt. I know I couldn't do it.

[vaibanez17]

I think the point of all of these videos is that if you ever see those graphics back there on the wall, RUN, RUN NOW

[NyPLUME]

wanna be Demitri! this dude is weak

[MMONightShift]

Most if not all these jokes were stolen from Demetri Martin.

[indyandsam]

The crowd are all unconscious from the band's aural butt-vomiting of Cocaine

[JakeIngamar]

is there any talent in your town?

[Hye5oul]

@JakeIngamar Jake, you are are a retarded shit head with poor judgement.

[randommagnum]

Oooooooohh fuuuuuck...that was a rough day, wasn't it...

Hell, when the french fry joke is the best one...go to him, and tell him to never try to do stand-up again.

[aroxxx9]

This looks like the best music festival ever hahaha where is it?

[Hye5oul]

@aroxxx9 This is Big City Music, when it was on Writsboro

[MrJacksonJones1]

This is pretty bad but it would have gone better if you had been inside, daylight and sobriety is no plaid for comedy.

[TheAxis456]

the title is pretty accurate

[Kingddd333]

I feel so terrible watching this

[DisneyWorldVeteran]

The cracker one and the eyeglass one weren't that bad

[bsskates333]

stop trying to be demitri martin

[TheKittyfritters]

this is hard to watch

[Noobstur323]

after re viewing this video the cracker joke was funny ahaha.

[Rbojanski1]

Hey man,

I live in Las Vegas (the entertainment capital of the world) and we could really use a band like those Worst Band Ever guys out here. Tell them to pack up their gear and get out here.

[Noobstur323]

jimmy from south park is a better comedian than this guy seriously.

[w9j15g]

You'd have gotten more laughs if you sang like that guy in the "Comfortably Numb" video.

[spruceshark]

unless he was going for a norm macdonald anti-humour... than ok thats evewn harder to do

[spruceshark]

this guys jokes are pretty good! delivery and confidence is all u need man! weird thing about jokes is how there delivered. If this guy got timing down and whatever he'd be pretty good

[yawroc]

Yes i have heard that people no longer going abroad for assisted suicide they are sending them here instead.. this guy is really hilarious NOT!

[yawroc]

No it should be hey Nick don't give up the day job just yet!

[yawroc]

This is dead funny but the funny thing the commedian just ain't?

[thewhitestripes13]

That guy probably hung himself after this...

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

when does he start telling the jokes?

[Itipcows]

im pretty sure they rounded up the worst enertainment they could find and got them to preform at one event

[leadguitarist999]

*crickets chirping*

[ckolonko]

Where is this place? I might go there to die having watched this.

[uberdose]

Mad props to you, worst comedian! That takes balls.

[chosentonessournotes]

I feel so sorry for this little town... It's like a vortex of talentlessness.

[patrickbateman2012]

Demetri martin copycat?

[RocktheStageNYC]

This is from the same gig as "Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd" - how can one town be SO devoid of talent.

And who booked these people?

[GrantFerSure]

He's trying to be Demitri Martin, stealing his thing. Check Demitri Martin out. He puts this guy where he belongs. The bottom of a lake with 13 stab wounds.

[johnnnyboyz100]

He lost 187 pounds, and 187 potential fans.

[8binSrsSsS8]

Wait...he's a comedian?

[chype]

At least he got the balls to get on stage.

[ShuffleBoarderz]

@chype unfunny, but well-meaning balls

[TheAshesof]

the audience sucked. not him.

[DeXx68]

This is the funniest guy i ever heard u ppl are crazy

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

Did he follow the worlds worst band or open for them? Either way the audience were not interested.

[aaronfowlowmusic]

Lame attempt at trying to "emulate" Dimitri Martin, who is actually funny, unlike this dumbass.

[Thatoneguykid]

i like the one with is dad and his b-day!

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

The eyeglass joke was the only one I liked.

I think it's clear that this town just doesn't give a hoot about breast cancer.

[camelotgeorge33]

there was some funny moments its just a super shitty crowd

[noxure]

"We have one foot and two feet. Why not one boob and two beeb?"

Come on, you got to admit that's kinda funny. :p

Comedy is a lot harder than it looks. Everyone can play in a rock-band or play in the theater, but only a few have the courage to try comedy.  Even the most talented comedians have "died" on stage, having to pull their shit back together and try again from scratch several times.

And he's in the open air, that's literally the worst place to perform comedy.

Be nice.

[aghostisborn]

@noxure he said "one boot, but not two beet"

listen.

[noxure]

@aghostisborn OOH, in that case it's not funny at all! What a stupid joke.

"why not one liver and another one with cancer?" Would be funnier even.

[aghostisborn]

@noxure yeah, not very funny.

[zeecezzzy]

The jokes are pretty lame but the audience are a bunch of hicks so it was a no win situation. Write some better jokes and move to another town is the only positive thing i can say. You have to start some where i guess.

[ytnbsa]

you were actually somewhat funny. it could use work but it was more the audience just not giving anything that made it seem bad.

[pdbordelon]

Just horrible. No talent.

[gargano3000]

he is like just sayin random words

[gargano3000]

he is like just sayin rando words

[wkbaker1984]

Haha two beet. I like it, didn't watch the rest of it you were way to uncomfortable looking for me to continue but I liked that one

[shermanhelmsleyIII]

Yeah, that crowd wouldn't get a joke if Steve Martin and robin Williams were up there. I actually like the uncomfortable/akward thing going on. Ditch the guitar though, it will make it more akward.

[Watch4]

...good job taking the same exact comedic scheme from Dimitri Martin.

[summitthescale]

Dude I really enjoy this, no joke! it reminds me of "anti-comedy" a la Tim and Eric. You should do some more man, cheers!

[baronofbefoulment]

Dimitri Martin wants his gimmick back.

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

youre great

[mcadarette]

The boob/beeb joke was funny. And any joke that ends with "I'm not asking you to get a late term abortion" is alright with me.

[Silkysmooth1000]

Can i go to sleep now? The things you think about when you go to work. Well don't quit your day job buddy.LMFAO

[Silkysmooth1000]

Can i go to sleep now?

[jpimp6368]

sounds like a demetri martin ripoff...and is equally as funny

[shiznicks74]

Wow, based on your personal brand of "comedy", and Hush's interpretation of "Playing Songs On Musical Instruments", I am convinced that possessing/and or displaying any conceivable talent in public must be illegal in whatever toothless hayseed yokel town it is in which you dudes live. But I applaud your willingness to take your own knocks. Hurrah, Good Sir.

[sleekblind]

Not bad, man. I like your style, and I noticed you share a birthday with my daughter! Haha...

[allthatisandeverwas]

I have seen much worse. The crowd sucked, but from my knowledge, audiences who come to see music and see a comedian opening usually do. I wouldn't abandon stand-up over this, you've definitely got potential.

[kidshady45]

Lol very Demetri Martin/ Zach Galifianakis.

[phully]

The audience was worse than the comedian!

[metalthrashin666]

at least you are not horrible at guitar.

[driberif1980]

Please post more, this band is awesome!

[fistchips]

the guitar is out of tune..other than that..ok it was bad.

[Anticrombie918]

he's kinda funny. not gonna lie. there is potential

[strech00]

whats the point of the guitar?

[kRaZyJaSpEr]

@strech00 I think to entertain the crowd while he's talking to himself.. :D

Either that or to protect himself from the food about to be thrown, ( Hopefully with some accuracy! )

Anyways the Comedy act was better than the music by the NickLaws. Nick, find your center man.. Delivery man delivery. Timing not bad, Jokes not so good, Delivery = Yikes! Find your own delivery system, not Steven Wrights..

Keep practicing though man, because you do have potential.

[cooliovasquez]

@strech00 he obviously wants to be demetri martin

[kanemura93]

@strech00 He's probably very nervous!

[dwdrummer0]

@strech00 Well, Think about how much worse it would be without the guitar.. :)

[MykePOM]

@strech00 it's something to hide behind...

[Danandvikki1]

@strech00 To cover the fact that he is not funny

[TheRadarCinema]

I'm going to go shove gum in Matt's face...pre-chewed.

[kidslikeus]

i just lold at the joke

[shig27frag]

Some of these jokes are not bad at all. However, please, please, please, lose then unnecessary guitar. Demetri Martin and Nick Thune are amazingly clever joke writers and comedians, but fuckin' hell I hate that guitar shit they do.

[Grandhoohah]

Work on the delivery, and you have a pretty good act!

[thejohnpeer]

Dude this shit was pretty good, I laughed at every joke. Maybe not like I laugh at Louis C.K., but still pretty funny. And your guitar skills are much better than those dudes in your other videos.

[Trannsam]

LOl this was painful 

[punkrockefeller]

plz don't pick on this handicapped guy.

[roguehk]

Nick - you're picking on yourself, but "The Worst Band Ever Butchers..." guys sure as hell could've used your guitar skills!

[xtreemjenk]

someone add a laugh track

[AllisonFrostFTW69]

Nick Laws is a genius.

[krwebb011]

Actually pretty good!

[matthewTmccourt]

HEY.. I APPLAUD YA,,,,  you DID it! ... thats alot nbetter than all the peopel who dont have the guts to give it a try... i followed the link from facebook....(ive done standup... a few times its tough infront of amusic crowd.... most as you can see dont have a sense of humor... !... you obviously have a good vibe dude...and god sense of humor... kudos!........

[s0undtribe]

You definitely just started stand up comedy. But hey you did better at it than I ever could and at least youre trying, no one is good at stand up comedy right away

[Rebu89]

Was that punctuation joke originally used by Demetri Martin? or maybe I'm wrong it just felt familiar.

BTW jokes aren't awful (not good, but not awful), I just think his delivery is terrible, he comes off so awkward. again maybe that's just me.

[antigravity4891]

this is amazing. i wish i could have been there.

[RavenMichaels]

Post all 15!

[berretj]

this is actually funny..... i laughed from the canadian joke and then all the way through.