Catan with John Lutz

[SneakyFridge1]

what the hell is Catan

[ihnlChiv]

Everyone shut up. Shut up Lutz.

[karanhw]

the fuck is this stupid shit?

[utrhggcv]

wow this looks hella bitchin i wish i had a microsoft computing surface i would throw the best parties

[elmowithyaagain]

worst part about that game is the setup. takes way to long.

[brinahardmo]

this game looks stupid

[NicePcRager]

wtf is catan!?

[spaik007]

yeah this got popular... no

[3awaaaso]

i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bleep bloop

[theskinandthesauce]

"What sheep?" :D

[930Tdogg]

YESSSS i love settlers of cataan! I remeber playing it several years ago for the first time, i was delighted, german pride

[NintendoWizard24]

i have a sheep

kay here's your wood weres my sheep

wat sheep

[007zezima]

watching all of the bleep bloops in row atm x)

[Jdeadevil]

Hey it's Eugine, Eugine you're pathetic!

[Northman52]

its a german game.

"taking delight in the misery of others" in german, translates into one word.

- "Schadenfreude"

everyone loves schadenfreud.

the game is a success XD

[Tueify]

are they sponsored by the makers of this game?

[greavesskates]

OMG as i was watching this i was putting 30 rock on to watch after on my other computer

[TehHappyFox]

@greavesskates I wish I had a computer. :(

[Bunnokazooie]

Albert Einstein Kiss Shirt FTW

[Rorshein]

Lutz is less funny in real life

[7blackknight7]

Get Seafarers of Catan , Fish, The Great River and Cites and Knights.

It makes game play sooooooooooooooooooo much better!



[nwingholt1]

347 people rolled a seven and had eight or more cards.

[magog360]

Settlers of Catan is freaking awesome.

[poeticallybored]

That table is awesome, but, man, fuck Catan.

[TheDRqwerty]

Scotchmen??

[kamguia10]

wow i didnt know jason sudeikis was a nerd, and i mean it in a good way.

[Bookgirl12345]

What the hell is Catan?!

[RayBB12836]

man that things insane

[USBYDProductions]

they always have boners.....why?



[ElementHb]

now let me see your sheep

what sheep?

[DIYANAH123456789]

I love Pat's shirt.

[11zoomzoom11]

1:48 it's hypnotizing him!

[chri81f0]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[ilvanezzo]

That... looks pretty cool, actually.

[MrMattyg143]

i really want to play this

[TheMoneywaster]

30 ROCK.

[JuliaC975]

I effing love 30 Rock!!

[IcemanC130]

Why do I suddenly feel the need to buy a Microsoft Surface Tabletop Computing Platform by Vectorform?

[mattdogg65]

@IcemanC130 might want to pick up some axe bodyspray and some burger king while your at it

[birdbrainxzx]

anyone else thing runescape would be fun on that table

[Chandlerfairbairn]

@birdbrainxzx Runescape sucks dick play some WOW

[Neko3Noskire]

@Chandlerfairbairn wow sucks dick play mabinogi or maple story or last chaos or domo or flyff or....

[MsElfaba]

@birdbrainxzx It would be AWESOME! But then I'd drop out of college and gain like 300lbs and have to be forklifted out of my apartment due to my lack of self control.

[h3rshel]

What is the Gentlemen's Rule in terms of using the Robber at the beginning of the game?

[knoxx111]

its a board game there guys are just playing it virtual.

[lookingfly109]

I need one of these to impress the ladies.

[S3ANnnnn]

how much does this thing cost? i googled it and all the sites talked about how good it was but could never give an answer to price...

[sonicedhoedown1]

@S3ANnnnn 15,000 dollars, dont even think about it

[throw1down]

I'm confused

[Pipoca19]

Monopoly ain't got shit on Catan!

[snipelfritz]

This video seems like it would be complete nonsense if you've never played catan.

Either way the whole screen thing looks pretty cool, especially the little visors.

[PraiseTheCrust]

i have wood for sheep

[krispewesuk]

Date an Asian lady  #lushfmlk.info#

[Molo9000]

Catan is probably the best board game ever devised.

Got this about 15years ago and even today my family plays it around christmas time.

[dahaxar92]

@JhonDosBox thumb up if your too stupid to use adblock addon for firefox XD

[Pipoca19]

@JhonDosBox No thumbs up to that mate. Ads helps YouTube.

[birdbrainxzx]

@Pipoca19 thumbs down to that mate youtube sucks!!! :P

[S3ANnnnn]

@JhonDosBox thumbs up if you're a dumbass without adblock

[NaYarB04]

@JhonDosBox the worst thing about utube is the ppl asking for thumbs up...

[JhonDosBox]

@NaYarB04 i do agree with you i just did when random people were doing it but now its all you basicly see wich suck im sorry for posting that a while back i remove it now

[Epic0fear0]

thats an expensive board game

[DotzomgFearz]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

[JACOBIBOI]

Thumbs Up If You Hate People That Write Thumbs Up On The Comment Page

[rainofmemory]

catan c&k ftw

[stormstar2]

@TheLongrin Yeaaaah.... THAT'S something you want to post on Youtube....

[run4life2]

@TheLongrin WAIT WHAT???!

[ABSNproduction]

i love anal beads.

[qwerty12asdf]

-Now you drag a sheep over me.

-What sheep?

If you play Catan, it sounds very funny!

[kylerweaver]

pat's shirt... freaked me out.

[Inzanti]

Haha I still like Bleep Bloop maybe not the game but the laughs along the way and then there's the fact I'm a videogame nerd lol

[SebastienAldon]

Fuck Bleep Bloop

[MaicoMoon]

Settlers of Zarahemla.

[bedat]

............... the fuck is this?

[tag7100]

That game looks boring. Like the first version of "Oregon Trail" boring.

[hackt1ck]

thumbs up if you hate comments beginning with "thumbs up if you..."

[ARayaOfSunshine]

Haha, I found out about Settlers of Catan from Wheezy !

[yippsnipp]

the fuck is catan

[MrAlekz]

Wow, this stupid virtual board game Microsoft Surface thing costs $12,500

they should have just made one for Bill Gates.

[pierogieman5]

@MrAlekz The surface is a fully functional computer, not a board game. They're just playing Catan on it

[Kooper127]

You could always just buy Catan, rather than a very expensive table sized computer. But then again do you really want Catan anyways?

[80N3Zman]

I watched the episode of 30 rock when he calls lemon a cunt yesterday.

[Md2802]

0:00

[metalvocalistwanted]

yawn

[tylerh090]

It's called Microsoft Surface for anyone wanting to know..

[jimmyluc]

what is that ? A pc with a large touchscreen? Whats it called?

[tylerh090]

@jimmyluc Microsoft Surface

[cretzooo23]

God, that table can make pancakes!

[sunnywwefan]

What was this

[Fashionshoper]

Where can you purchase thing table at?

[TheFreakinRican123]

........... Wtf is Catan?

[hockeyfan3221]

boring

[kokopelli7272]

omg legend of zelda theme remix in the beginning!!!1!!!!!!1!!!one

[Stepdom11]

thanks for flipping me off man at 1:05

[dudealive1]

We want a POV!!!

[ProtoSnake]

Looks more fun than Eye of Judgement.

[yackon4game]

SERIOUSLY L'ORÉAL FUCK OFF!

[GammahooX]

You've never heard of Settlers of Catan? WAT?

[Nox568]

despite being german, i dont know catan.

[TheMisterRogers]

Hey! Let's all spend a shit ton of money to play a board game without a board!

[alBartig]

@TheMisterRogers u can buy it as boardgame as well. at least in germany :P

[MrWundrful]

Catan

Satan

coincidence... i think not

[f1reyb1aze]

$15000?!?!

[TubaPlaya2013]

They need to bleep bloop minecraft.

[WorldOfBloodcraft]

so much technology for a lousy board game

[TasteFlaK]

SOC is the best boardgame ever!

[AndNoted]

wow, this is super geeky

[jeobeahon]

@Ioganstone your words are negated by you already being a retard. Bitch.

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon nice fail bro

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon the world must have 4 idiots just like you lol

[jeobeahon]

@Ioganstone oh... im sorry about all that other stuff. i didnt know you had a lobotomy.

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon your attack is negated by you already having a lob'o'ster brain

[jeobeahon]

@Ioganstone see, now i know ur retarded 

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon your attack is negated by you already having a lob'o'ster brain

[jeobeahon]

@Ioganstone sod off, you preteen prick. 

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon piss off, you wanker doodle.

[jeobeahon]

@Ioganstone -_- “wanker doodle?” ok thats it. im done. hope you live to be competent one day

[Ioganstone]

@jeobeahon someones impotent?

[themuffindragon]

@jeobeahon Well played, good sir

[Ioganstone]

@drakeblazenhart look at a mirror and theres a failzorz xD

[lawlerzftwtf]

@jeobeahon umadbro?

[jeobeahon]

@lawlerzftwtf whateva

[hyperlycomatose]

i freakin love this game!!!! i used to have it but i left it in the philippines....

[WulfgirlGreenclaw]

3:55

If this was just a really big Ipad...

It is a really big Ipad.

[fukyous]

@WulfgirlGreenclaw Well, this thing came out a while before the iPad, so the iPad is just a really small Surface and/or a huge iPod Touch.

[FutureFrontLA]

@WulfgirlGreenclaw you're an idiot

[joinmeforacupotea]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[TeenFlash09]

@joinmeforacupotea No, Bleep Boop is for videogame promos.

[appelsap45]

i like the intro

[Sychosyst]

Delight in other's misery. The mark of a champion.

[YusefDeeb69]

i've never even heard of this game

[Somiena]

SETTLERS OF CATAN. Me and my friends play it slightly differently; we use the expansion pack, and mix the ocean in with the other pieces so that it's harder to get around to stuff. ;D

[Vla3d]

did the bleep bloop guy save CH owner's life and now he gets to do these nerdy, not-funny videos on this fabulous channel?

NOT FUNNY!

[rokyfox]

I freiken want that

[af0929]

this thing litterally costs $12500

[Yonsucker]

A similar thing would be more useful for Risk...

Hate when you Attack and Defend with almost 30 troops..

it takes way too long

[Simpjacky]

I rather play the real board game

[imcyanW]

um yea i play setlers but not on a 3000 bucks coputerided table :)

[wompwompWomp1]

wtf is this game?!

[lalakid3]

@wompwompWomp1 SETTLERS OF CATAN!

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

PAT HAS A GENE SIMMONS SHIRT

[Wantsomecowbell]

That looks fun

[M30W3R]

Shadenfreude and Catan were made in Germany, so it's only natural they're so close to each other

[xRAYZARx]

can spill ANY liquid..

(the keyword of that sentence being, cum.)

[kuzCOREality03]

@xRAYZARx  i thought the same thing too

[Fulbor]

@Bam5000000 "could" includes some conditions one of them is that it becomes cheaper and it sure will in future

[thedarknight72]

why does it skip 4:36??????

[ilgoga]

Awesome!

[chimeracreator]

I never knew that the surface was that small.  It's only about 3.5ft x 2.5ft with a price tag of over $12,000. That's once expensive game of settlers.

[ashthegreat]

2:30 Perverted thoughts of spilling jizz, I bet...

[jazimae]

I still dont understand it :/

[MurphyMoose94]

thumbs up if you've never heard of Catan.

[InFinityPT]

@MurphyMoose94 not really :S catan is awesome game :D

[fionnbharr1]

@MurphyMoose94

I own the Board Game.

Got Wood For Sheep?

[tullysindahouse]

thumbs up if u hate comments that start with "thumbs up if"....... oh.. wait

[bull068]

Just knowing that that game exists makes me contemplate suicide.

[tonycappa23]

"omg nerds" "wow fukn losers"

who gives a shit! that board is awesome!

[Dioxholster]

i played this along time ago and thought it sucked.

[Lunn19128]

it's not big in america. fucking nerds

[ChasingAce]

So geeky. -3

[jcbiscool]

nerds tht gay

[jcbiscool]

omg thats so lame!! nerds

[Fabbro406]

I can just imagine world leaders using this to plan major military maneuvers.

[Linksapprentice100]

@Fabbro406 lol i want to see them play the scotch one

ok, ok, hear me out-just hear me out. im saying we should...we should...attack iran.

ok...ok...ok...dude, i respect you, you and me man, were bros, but...but how?

okokokok, hold on a sec...im thinking...*puts fingers on both sides of head*

dude you look like a fucking genius right now

i-i know right? ok, be cool...uhm....how about we-

*bomb explodes and kill everyone in their camp*