borat sydney

[noobmaster31]

Damn gypsy pickpocket him!!!!!!

[VerseHunterV2]

lol a jew picked his pocket

[nathanturnerful]

LOL some arab dude just nicked his pocket

[tyronevx]

HAHAHAHA!

[bookinghoteles]

que pedazo de crack, hace falta ser ingenioso y tener morro

[Geenz84]

Lololololololo wah wah wee wah

[thepantstent]

we say 'to let the woman be a journalist is like to let the monkey fly a plane; very dangerous!" how true

[thepantstent]

put another crustacean on the barbecue, yeah??

[daveozk]

2:27 bam you rolled 

[mzrealm]

"I can arrange price with him", LMAO GENIUS.

[wirechair]

did he get his pocket picked? 2:27?

[Bubblegumdutchess]

@wirechair yes

[wirechair]

@Bubblegumdutchess

wow that sucks...!

[Swashbucklerrr]

@wirechair LMFAO "yoink"

[bassxXxhead94]

gypsi girls hahahahh

[Edga0ras]

Look at 1:43

[sclogse1]

@Edga0ras

You noticed a bug on his shirt.

Aren't we picky......

[Edga0ras]

Look at 1:45

[sgtjoe2008]

thanks to the tulyakev reform.....gays no longer need wear blue hats...

[89lovely89]

2:53 guy in background with blue hat...... awkward!

[Jamrty123]

@zest4lyfe That is my interpretation and I think that is how Borat intended it to be. I think that everyone else is misguided to not see it that way.

[Jamrty123]

@zest4lyfe Ohhhh. You must have thought that I did not know that Sacha Baron Cohen was Jewish. His mother was born in Israel and his father was born in Wales. I have seen three movies of which he was the main star and they are; Borat, Bruno and Ali G.

Borat does not actually make a mockery of Jews the way you think. He is making a mockery out of anti-semitism itself by imitating how people are anti-semitic towards Jews.

[MrCrunchman]

3:20 and we will now make the sexy time yes? i can arrange price with him

[igordimid]

"How much for this one?!" Hahaha she's kinda hot

[1streadthis]

1:45 someguy flpped the camera off looool

[MrTristram666]

at 3:02 i see they have homosexuals in Australia

[Dzubur93]

Someone flipped off the camera at 1:45

[WolfStorms44]

PUTANOTHA CRUSTACEAN ONA BARBEQUE YEAZ?

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

When he said about women being allowed to travel on the inside of a bus I cried of laughter LOL

[keijoful]

How much? LOL

[kwfsuperstar]

pick pocket

[Tricky87dk]

@kwfsuperstar yea wtf someone snatched something from borats pocket just before he smears the lotion on that dudes ass

[leeandjude]

I'm crying with laughter

[Karimtarek1993]

LOL @ "the age of consent has been raised to 11 years old" :D

[RobertoKoz]

gipsy girls

[buffalo827]

around 2:38, i had enough

[masht11]

Journalist?... What Journalist?

[MrNamoh]

this guy is the shameless person I've ever seen.

[Jamrty123]

There have always been Jews that lived all over the world not just Germany. However Jews existed in Israel long before Christians and Muslims got there.

[thearabsword1]

@Jamrty123 yeah but palastine is an Arab land. the Arabs was there before the jews, christians and the muslims

[Jamrty123]

@thearabsword1 WHAT CRAP. The whole of Palestine is Jewish land. The Jews were there long before the Arabs and Palestinians. The Jews have been there for 4000 years and the Arabs invaded Palestine about 1500 years after the Jews originated in Palestine. GO AND READ HISTORY MY FRIEND.

[thearabsword1]

@Jamrty123

WRONG!. the Kana'an Arabs was there before the prophet ibrahim the father of ishaac and ismail

[Jamrty123]

@thearabsword1 RIGHT!!! Because what I am telling are actual FACTS. But you can believe what ever you want. The people you are talking about are Jews. The land of Canaan belonged to Jews before the Arabs.

[P3T3RJAY]

2:17 fly on camera, 2:28 thief steals from borat, 1:48 she got owned, 1:45 bot sticks finger up at camera(above borat left shoulder) 2:58 homosexual with blue hat in background

[P3T3RJAY]

3:03 homosexual with blue hat in background..

[Mohamedaliba]

Help people from Jew attack lol

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba Jews do not attack. Muslims do. Remember 1967 in Israel?

[Mohamedaliba]

@Jamrty123 Yes because they invade their country ,, and can you tell me who's killing the baby's woman's and older people , and destroying schools churches Moscks , and thy keep talking thir land , the Israelis doing these evil stuff plus they a strong country,, phalstinins all they have is rocks. But god is with them . Pease brother~

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba Yes I can. Muslims are killing babies, women and older people and destroying schools, churchs and mosques because islamic terrorists are using all of these things as shields while attacking Israelies leaving them with no choice but to defend themselves against these Islamic terrorist scum. God is with the Jews as much as he is with anyone else.

Israel belongs to the Jews and it did for thousands of years before the Muslims and Christians got there.

[Mohamedaliba]

@Jamrty123 wow dude i didn't know you watch fox news that much cuz your brain is really washed up .. And when you said that they were there before christens nd Muslim I noticed u hate both of em ,, christens believe that they killed Jesus (pbuh),, look up history and see how did (salehaldin) treated both christens and Jews ,, and one more thing if they were the first one to live there can you tell me what the heck the were doing in Germany ,,

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba I do not watch fox news at all because I do not have foxtel. Do not be so presumptuous. I read alot of books. I have read a book called The Crusades witch talks alot about Saladin. Saladin may have treated both Christians and Jews with respect but the land was not his to take nor was it the Crusaders, who were Christians, to take. What is your point?

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba There have always been Jews that lived all over the world not just Germany. However, Jews existed in Israel long before Christians and Muslims got there.

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba Gee man, you really are very presumptuous are you not? What gave you the idea that I hate Muslims and Christians because I never said I did?

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba You say that "Israel is a strong country and the Palestinians just have rocks yet it is the Palestinians that are always starting the trouble.

[Jamrty123]

@Mohamedaliba and besides, it was the Arabs from all neighbouring countries to Israel that came and attacked the Israelies from all frontiers and still lost. Peace to you.

[legosawesomeness123]

We'll talk later? Lol

[crazybones2009]

1.50 that ugly woman got totally owned..hahaha...cant give that shit on Borat he'll make a fool out of you

[DanksterZone]

LOL she was shot by a hunter that mistook her for a bear.

[lilfalla]

at 1:45 theres a lil boy with his finger up

[holycrapf20]

does anyone else hear beep beep in the background ?

[lunaticream]

very nice

[omeufungfueforte]

2:37 very nice

[AnuarXL]

go borat go!))

[drf22]

Angela Bishop has no sense of humour! They shoulda had someone funny. She embarresed herself

[darknessofkrish]

@drf22 lol she was fine, you can't have 2 comedians on the scene, Cohen is all about being the nut in a group of "normal" people xD. You have no sense of humor :P

[drf22]

Yes sir.

[darknessofkrish]

@drf22 I didn't mean that :(

[drf22]

@darknessofkrish HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamthegun]

thats not a woman...is it. looks like a tranny...ugly women in australia

[JNSslipknot1017]

@iamthegun hey, shut up

[BlueGama600]

The thief at 2:28 who steals Borat's paper is sneaky as hell. He manages to keep his face out of the camera's view even when the camera mans tries to catch his face by moving the camera right.

[templerunes]

PUT ANOTHER CRUSTACEAN ON THE BARBECUE!

[hellzBrother]

He's hilarious. great "stand up" xD

[xxxDAPROBLEMxxx]

man the kid in the green shirt is a douche

[NearTheLimits]

1:50 What an asshole !

[opalshuman]

o hey i been dere

[123theasian]

Who keeps screaming ME ME ME!!1

[arcticridge]

@123theasian LOL!

[123theasian]

Who he keeps screaming ME ME ME!!1

[kevinherbert]

Cohen is a coward...won't answer random questions at press conferences, is a rabid Israel at all costs supporter...what a fake

[liamwitdre]

We sent the convicts there many years ago and it looks like they're still at it. 2.27

[Rustemsn]

suki ebannye



[Slaughter013]

i can arrange a price with you

[CyrusTheElder]

2:22-2:28 jew attack

[xxxDAPROBLEMxxx]

@CyrusTheElder hahaha nicee

[MrMetalman7]

Very nice very nice

[xRsSmc]

2:27 that dirty cunt took his $5 note

[crisis123456789]

2:27 , the naughty Jew makes his move, weewaa woowaa!

[JeremyUngrungedFish]

@crisis123456789

its waawaa wee waa man.

[RantNRavinFection]

i hope touching that guy's ass was worth it---i don't think i would just to have a few dozen more people watching the movie.

[Moratorium]

protect people from shark and jew attack

[beezyb42011]

how much how much? eh not so much.. LOL:LLasd

[personaandb]

Pick pocket WTF

[YourEchoYourWings]

Ła Ła Łi Ła  nice : D

[ibrahimbalhas]

My uncle looks like borat :D

[LittleEmoTeddy]

2:58 awkward for the guy in the background who's wearing a blue hat...

[trnqlChaos]

@LittleEmoTeddy didn't seem to bother him. read into that what you will...

[BlueGama600]

@LittleEmoTeddy LOL yeah

[khbikhib]

WTF ? he's traveling all over the world : US- GB - asmterdam - sydney - paris .-U cmabridge -.... why not morocco ?

[SnowberryElf]

GADAAYY MART! Yes PUT ANOTHER CRUSTARCION ON THE BARBEQUE!

[mdr279]

"Put another crustacean on the barbeque!" hahahahahaha

[bmxphenom50]

That kid in the green shirt pisses me off

[knight7fox2]

1.47, that guy is from terroristland no doubt.

[ali89reza]

@knight7fox2 there's no such thing as "terroristland"

[MzCuteXx]

Lmfaooooo.

[nleigh1991]

hahahaha

[barguna]

Oh please make Borat 2

[08978675]

he says 'my wife was shoot, she was mistaken for a bear, she had much hair on her back' hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

[LoggyWD]

damn, why are only american news anchors so ugly?

[TagRation]

@LoggyWD (this is in Australia)

[Seedr0]

Yea, no interviewer in Canada would have rolled with that shit.

[halofan650]

this is proper funny

[jimbob3400]

wtf 2,28 pick pocket!!1

[Entei2000]

He callin the Bondi Lifesavers sex cirimals. lol

[MrSmileyHasABigDong]

at 2:28 somebody grab somethin out of his pocket LOL?!

[JohnFenomenon]

lol, thumbs up for the theaf in 2.28

[thefluffinator229]

HOW DOES BORAT NOT NOTICE 2:28

[08posdom]

1:55 haha sucked in, 2:28 he just got robbed

[samarlist]

someone robbed him and sydney boneheads looking smart in the background

nsw you bring shame to the nation

[GamersNewHaven]

@samarlist I would have shanked him

[fragatahugo]

2:28 They stole something from his pocket!

[realdude332]

homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats and theyrs one wearing a blue hat:D:D

[arsenalwenger2007]

HOW MUCH FOR THIS ONE?!!

[ugonaeaturcornbread]

Aussie women are so bitchy its crazy.

[fugehdehyou]

"how much, how much" not so much LOL!

[edsravi]

I pity Kazak people.

[cttn101]

look at the little leb wog shit, wearing a green shirt.... fuk his ugly... and masively annoying..!!!!

[aussiebushman]

@cttn101 fuk mate he is just a kid u tosser

[starstuff]

Awesome!

[MegaHutchy]

2:28 some bloke steals something out of Borat's top pocket...what a douche!

[usmcandrew16]

haha borat tuned down that girl. she sounded like a man.

[KavaKavaRoot]

1:45 finger in the background

[Acroniscopi]

1:56 that bitch got rejected soo hard she ended up pinching borat on the arm, that pinch was quite hard u can see borats face reacting to it. What a ugly grumpy bitch!

[jayrobson88]

Christ wtf. Whos that guy who steals his shit at 2:27

[fugehdehyou]

@jayrobson88 hahhaahah he didnt even make it sus just BAM your shits gone cunt

[drf22]

@jayrobson88 It was an assistant

[YaWantTaters]

@jayrobson88 Ah they hide the claw in the hand for the pocket attack and the jew come with the CLAW! I think they have secret plot with gypsy! =^)

[nigel101]

@jayrobson88 only in america

[Travmapunk]

@nigel101 It's in Australia, you dickcunt!

[samshinraymon]

@nigel101 (another) englishman in australia...

anyone hear that squeaky laugh, 3 times or so around 2:50 - 3:00... pretty sure it's the green shirted kid - loving it.

[MultiMary63]

I love Borat.

[jonahbeastlomu]

Hello gypsy girls. LOL

[dalmanation]

I was looking for some lebos who would come and smash him and steal his shit

[bemahfriend]

LOL @ 2:28 no visa?!

[bemahfriend]

lolll

[mavishill]

"my husband might not like that" but you would? LoL

[08CJ09]

lol

[bgmvw1]

Borat: "put another crustacean on the barbeque" lol

[08posdom]

hahaha fuck he told that chick who wanted to shake his hand

[UnknownGenius01]

2:56 he says "homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats"

And you see there's someone with a blue hat in the background lol. I guess in Australia they still have to :P

[BlueGama600]

@UnknownGenius01 LOL xD

[P3T3RJAY]

@UnknownGenius01 its a bulldogs hat, (a rugby league team)

[WhyYouStealMyName]

wtf such a bogan accent reporter

[bluegama500]

2:28 WTF some prick pick-pocketed Sacha. Seriously, why didn't those people in the crowd get that guy. That was probably a script of jokes or something similar lol.

[minimalh1]

hahahaha xD

[a7mad316]

1:07

"how much for this one"

lol

[akl36]

did i just see boobs? :O

[victoriouzz]

what did the dude take?? 2:26

[paperboy62528]

hahahahhaha I LOVE BORAT! But Bruno just plain sucked!

[SunnyBoys2]

very nice! will not take me long to finish !! hahahah

[arschwurst11]

Lol is the journalist really pisse because of his jokes?

[PeaceAlex1]

hahahaha sexyytiime :D soo good:DDDDDDDD

[Mizinko24]

Hahahahah :o)))

[TheRabbitFear]

shame its only the volunteer lifers not the full time guys from the show

[ShadowZIsGod]

I was there.

[GoombaMuffins]

My wife is dead... HIGH 5 :D

[MrSirinkalot]

8:23

[patrickinxs]

Where do I send my donation ?

[jooace]

LOL ! THE MUSIC IS MANELE FROM ROMANIA ! WTF IS WITH THAT GAY!??

boring, the jokes are in every city the same..