gta sa funny phone call

[god123456789ize]

catalina what happening

[minecrafterbilly]

Claude is Cumming

[XFiveDragonsCJX]

lol catalina can't finish her yelling

[Scorpion97763]

xD

[TheNeedforspeedman]

trolled.

[RockRaganzC]

What a whore!

[BugLove27]

how do are all of the house you can get in to plz let me in as soon as possabel!!

[flupoop]

is catalina carmen of gta 4?

[DJTinez13]

@flupoop no are you retarded Catalina gets killed in gta 3

[TheChivo57]

i laft so hard with this i was about to continue completing the game some how i new it was her there should be a secret mission about her

[greendayrocksmuch]

damn....my sister heard this phone call and she was like "WTF!!! r u watching porn?!!!"

[mitjable]

0:09 what is mod for unlock houses

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

I remember the volume being quite high when this phone call came in. The sound of the chick having sex was rumbling through my entire house and my face was red of shame, immediatly turned the sound off. My dad never said anything so I assume he didn't heard it haha.

[driissK]

@IcomeIviewIcomment That must have been a really big awkward moment

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

@driissK Haha lol, yeah it's a sensitive matter when something like that happens when you just hit puberty XD

[driissK]

@IcomeIviewIcomment yes i understand

[vinniethedrifter]

0:26 catalina you're sick get help!

[MrChowTheTroll]

I pissed myself laughing after getting that phone call

[wildoneshacker098]

Shit so nice!!!!

@scrivenandre its not gta 3 its gta sa!!!!

[scrivenandre]

claude was in gta3 O.o

[LauraEyess]

I dont hear the people voices.. and dont hear the music in the cars, what do i need to change..

[conqueror389]

@LauraEyess Restart the game, I have the same problem, that should fix it.

[MohackTMA0418]

@ Beger65 How Did You Unlock Houses???

[theKatebuny]

ny Mom Thought I watched Porn xD

[MakavelliX77]

Did she say calude from gta 3

[DoggyOnW33D]

@MakavelliX77 Yes she is the main protagonist of GTA 3.

[BobbyPlane6252]

how did u get this phone call do u get it after the last mission cuz i beat all the missions accept the last one.

[abacgrs]

Catalina you sick get help haahhaha

[soulman221]

Its cool how this game is linked with gta 3

[mantas771]

Harder better faster stronger LOL

[EmirVideos]

PRESS 8 FEW TIMES AND YOU WILL HEAR ASS AGAIN xD Funny LOL

[oldsnake3595able]

isn't that claude speed that catalina mentioned?

[battmann36]

@oldsnake3595able  Umm Yeahh It Wass

[snowbarbarian]

what mod you use to go in any house cuz i see arrow on the house door that mean you can enter the house?

what is the mod?

[CharlieBorrows]

haha i laughed at this when it happend1!!

[HitlerIsRantingAgain]

jyes jyes jyes lol

[jofaquino1]

cj:Eh,wassup,

cj:hello?

catalina:Yes,claude,faster,har­der, DEEPER!

catalina:oh,yes,yes,yes,YES!

cj:catalina!you sick get help!

[LiLRAPPER24]

Man Thar Are No One Talk In The Phone Call And The mission How I do That Man ??

[Carlitonsp1]

I find it funny that this seems to be the only time that - in game - they say the GTA3 guy's name. (Claude Speed)

[shikamaru3333]

My mom overheard this. >_< I never pressed the mute button so fast on my laptop ever.

[MrCaine10]

you can go in to all houses? How?

[vansboy707]

@MrCaine10 he already passed the game

[MrCaine10]

@vansboy707 I know me to, and I couldn't get to these houses.

[vansboy707]

@MrCaine10 oh i dont know u but i do can

[YTHellDevil]

@MrCaine10 It's a CLEO Mod.

[xStageMonsterx]

Omfg xD roflmao

[XXmarlinsplayaXX]

i just noticed somethin theres a race with catalina and the guy from gta3 when u win the race they go to liberty city (where gta3 is played) and in a mission u go to liberty city in gta3 to the st. marcs bistro......... AQWARD

[thetitanicisdead]

i got one where catalina said PIG and then cj said catalina is that you and then hung up lol

[chaosstarr]

@thetitanicisdead yh me too i dont remeber this one

[Anthony15759]

Fuckry pussy hole

[BeguilingZapata]

its claude from gta 3 doing catalina

[Blackops37000]

srry guys tht was me doin to catalina lol

[4gnomesx3]

Lol 

[rhonix123]

wtf i thought this phone call was gonna be like...

Hello mester enyose cunbiramustole adios praning amigo! then cj said what the hell is this?

[bigbrown4114493]

subtitles make it funnier

[1LilAce1]

my girl can do it better than her

[lukizzz99]

what mod you have i am asking becuse you can get to sweet and thats next houses

[MzBraria]

Yes Claude lol catalina Thu sick get help love it

[Gunner74100]

i knew it she is again fucking with phone

[FinaleSoul1]

claude from gta 3

[pissmissile]

claude is my favorite GTA protaginist

[02reidr111]

@pissmissile

but he dont even speak

[frogsby1]

lol i thought the phone call was going to be a guy talking spanish

[MattyGrayless95]

Catalina! You Sick, Get Help!

[MyPartyFusion]

Misscall xD

[javigomezful]

NO ME GUSTA MUI LENTO

[Centaurian0190]

THAT BITCH LIKES TO PRANK CALL CJ, I'D LIKE TO SHOOT HER IN THE ASS

[Jigul4icata]

xax ;d

[porsche403]

Catalina is fucking claude speed in gta3

[azzaiscool97]

lol whos she doing it with probaly smoke LOL! she will get crushed by the traitor barstard

[BJ9100]

@gtavicecityfan02 & @hoppo61 you are both retarded, GTA 3 is older than GTA SA

but GTA SA plays in 1992 GTA 3 plays in 2001

[sipalalala]

yes, and 9 years later Catalina gets killed (by Claude i think, but she will die, in GTA III

[xmenxwk]

damn these highest rated comments always spoils the video. FCK

[albert6539]

noo is not a mod i just finished the missons and then catalina calls and claude fucks her

[kakay47]

retarded catalina

[brutaka359]

Claude got some hot coffee!

[TheCosmokramer1]

I wonder how Claude feels to know that CJ broke her in for him rofl.

[keizist1]

lol 

[YOUNGTRIIBOII11]

Why They Just Didnt Put Claude In GTA 3 With hot coffee mod then ..?

[LatinKingsLS]

haaahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahhaahhahahahhahaahha XDD

[sowhazupguy]

CJ:Catalina, you sick! get help!

catalina:AA

[Ibex3050]

LOL

[GunsNRoses091]

LOL



[iceman25001]

LOL

[freshnaked]

LOL

[OfficialSueanny]

WOW CJ LOOKS LIKE HE GOT SWAGG :P

[ConeAndric]

hhahhahahaahahahahhahahahahaah­ahahahahahh

[rico2561]

and doors yellow  open & in minimap car

[rico2561]

its cleo mod???

[supporterFeyenoord]

@rico2561

no its real.

finish the last mission.

people dont say its a mod if you not sure about it

[Cod5Reaper]

hahaha its not a mod it only happens when you finish the game she calls you all the time

[thecjbusta]

happen to me too

[MasterMind685]

WTF PHONE CALL 

[CyborgNinjaSnake1]

Best thing that happens in San Andreas

[Winter12345100]

I agree with Carl.

[dusan676]

hahah

[TheGator2000]

i know a glitch in the game,and its cool....The cheat "OUIQDMW" activates the perfect aim from cars...activate it...empty all you smg,micro smg or tec9 bullets,then get in a car or on a bike...then activate the cheat"WANRLTW" 4 infinite ammo then a cheat to get a smg while you are in the car or on the bike....then you can soot the pistol the same speed as a sub-machinegun...its cool with a desert eagle cuzyou destroy a vehicle with 7 bullets...

[imincontrol102]

Shit! I never knew that weird phone call was gonna be anything like this! I took my headphones out and then my fucking father heard the sounds! Damnit! He thought i was watching porn lol.

[TheTonyjaa123]

@imincontrol102 Tha some thing happen to me my bro come in the room he was like damn bro it like tha lol

[imincontrol102]

@TheTonyjaa123  lol!

[sasuketiger]

@imincontrol102 did your father scolded you afterwards? XD

[Matin518]

@imincontrol102 your luck was be so bad bro something happened to me like this

[imincontrol102]

@Matin518 lol i thought i was alone until i saw all these thumbs up and your comment

[icanflyfaraway]

@imincontrol102 same here. lol...but my little brother is playing that time

[LSBonnPower]

@imincontrol102 lol same thing happened to me, just that I don't live with my parents anymore. Thank god my girlfriend isn't here while I'm watching this.

[sfaddic182]

@imincontrol102 hahaha mine was different after i finished the cinematic i plug in the headphone and then i never knew that i will hear this good thing i did :)

[imincontrol102]

@sfaddic182  Lol you were lucky :)

[thecluadespeed]

@imincontrol102 dam what did he said

[imincontrol102]

@thecluadespeed Lol he said "imma take your computer away from you since you want to be watchung nasty stuff." Lmao, then i explained to him that i had no idea it was going to turn out like this

[thecluadespeed]

@imincontrol102 dam you got lucky hahaha

[imincontrol102]

@imincontrol102 Lol yeah

[octivodia12]

how does evreybody know that the guy from gta 3 is nammed cluade

[InfluentKira]

@octivodia12 1. because it is written on the back of the cover and 2 . his name is beiing mentioned 4 or 5 times in the game, if u listen at the conversation in one of the missions from the beggining when u have to take that woman in the limo u will hear him introduce himself

[4488656]

thats after u beat the game..u get that call

[ThatzMyName1]

Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger :D

[alextm234]

OMG CLAUDE FROM GTA 3 PLUS SEX??

[TheDeathmerc]

how do you get those houses unlocked?

[LEGOJoeREAL]

LOL

[Fan1234Naruto]

is most of that video a mod besides the call

[Xij29y6]

Lol I'll bet Catalina was just pretending to have sex

[LilWayneFan7071]

@Xij29y6 I agree

[hamsi69]

XD lol

[RivenMark]

How the heck can u enter all those houses? o-o

[SimplePlan316]

@BowProAce it's a mod. A cleo mod. Its called enterable houses. Hope that answers ur q

[Jigsawjegg]

@SimplePlan316 Is a NO mode! Couse after the credits you have no mission left and Catalina do hers last prank call to CJ.

You idiot >.<

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg hey i heard you can get Catalina back. Can you? or you simply download some mod to get her back

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper What!? Bullshit! I Do not download someone mod! I do not even know how to download mods and stuff!

Have you not passed all the missions yet? I said: Once you pass the last mission ''End of the Line'' and you have no missions left. Catalina makes his final prank call.

So do not blame me why you are so stupid. I told you the truth asshole!

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg ok why are you getting mad? no sense at all. the only stupid asshole here is you. Getting pissed off because i asked a simply question you should have no trouble answering. No shit i beat the game but your attitude is out-of-line. You need to calm down or you'll need some medication. People like you are what we call "crazy' so you dont want to be put in that catagory i recommend some chill pills. they work. also that does not answer my question. I ask do you download to get her back.

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper I'm not as angry as you think.

I just don't like when others says against me, like you for example. However,

and that about ''asshole'' forget about it, is no one. Do even chill pills works?, I mean: I'm not crazy so i don't need some medication. My attitude is normal, and what i sayed before ''I just don't like when others says against me''. That kinda emergency, i don't need at all. It's really normal. However, I did'nt download her back, i don't even know how to do it.

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg ok why are you getting mad? no sense at all. the only stupid asshole here is you. Getting pissed off because i asked a simply question you should have no trouble answering. No shit i beat the game but your attitude is out-of-line. You need to calm down or you'll need some medication. People like you are what we call "crazy' so you dont want to be put in that category i recommend some chill pills. they work. also that does not answer my question. I ask do you download to get her back.

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper I'm not as angry as you think. I just don't like when others says against me, like you for example. However, and that about ''asshole'' forget about it, is no one. Do even chill pills works?, I mean: I'm not so crazy so i don't need medication. My attitude is normal, and what i sayed before ''I don't like when others says against me''. That kinda emergency, i don't need at all. It's really normal. However, i did'nt download her back, i don't even know how to do it.

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg im not against you though. It was a simple question. But now i feel you arent angry. Much better. You probably just needed a little tequila lol. I read like 1 comment from some dude you replied back to and i thought you knew something i didnt. so i asked. then you came off aggressively and im like "WHOA, WTF???" I understand. but thanks for answering my question. I should have kill Catalina when she she tried to kill me ealier episodes lol

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper Lol tequila. O.o did she trying to kill you?

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg if she wants to have sex and its too rough then yes rofl. i meant the drink. you didnt know there's a tequila alcohol? ouch >.<

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper Heh.... I know tequila is an alcohol drink, lol :)

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg but yea i finished the game. shit was reckless. i took me 3 times to beat officer black ass because when Sweet was about to fall i was too late in catching him. He dropped and i ran him over lol. Best part is the getting chance by the mafia and cops and i can zoom to 1st person view and shoot them. Funny part is Eazy -E was the dumb skinny ass dude. Forgot his name.

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper Me too! lol :) it took a really long time for me.

Everything went well: I had stormed Big Smoke's Crack Fortress, killed him and then it happened..... Chasing Officer black ass, Tenpenny was a pain in the ass!

You're lucky, because i got hold of 6 times to clear the mission.

The actual problem is: Sweet was falling of the firetruck 3 times (as it happened to you), i lost tenpenny 2 times and my car blew up in flames 1 time. And the result: 6 times. I was so unlucky! Damn! >,<

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg you epically failed to complete this mission rofl. smh big smoke hard. that bullet proof was really a metal proof. Like he's wearing 2 for his fat ass. Lol officer black ass. Tenpenny was too easy. I purposely lost to him because i wanted to beat him again. I wanted to steal his car then shoot him up. Instead he got ran over i think by a truck(i didnt kill him). Bad ending for him. I lost i think 4 times when trying to get out of the burning building because of now bullet proof

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper It looks like we are not the same, if you know what i mean.

(i don't wanna hurt you) but... Big Smoke is easy for me and not for you.

Chasing Tenpenny is hard for me, and not for you. You know what i mean?

I'm whit you, it's really bad ending. I want Carl to shot him in the head at the end.

(After he fall down to CJ's home), I want that Tenpenny to breath a little longer so Carl can do his final blow.

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg Dude you not hurting me. Big Smoke I took him out but because I used my awps and aks. Dude can run fast for his fat size lol. Tenpenny was only easy because he fell off the bridge before I could kill him. Yea i wanted like a shoot out but didnt get what i anticipated. Sucks

[Jigsawjegg]

@Gen3ralGrimReaper Yea, Sure thing. But i want 70% for Carl to shot in Tenpenny's head! I hate that Tenpenny really.

Do you remember Officer Pulaski? That annoying, ergot fuck face that will be

so important. It is fortunate that we are killing him on the last mission in Las Venturas. Right? And did you wished that Officer Hernandez was going to die? I did'nt.

I was not to aggressive for you? Or did i?

[Gen3ralGrimReaper]

@Jigsawjegg Pulanski was ran over by a truck i think then i shot him up as an advantage. Hernandez well no because he didnt do anything so i wasnt worried about it.

Ha what do you think i am?12? your comments dont phase me bro please dont phase me lol

[thengclan]

LOL

[BowProAce]

wtf how are u able to enter the houses facing the johnson house

[soccerfreestyla]

whats that mo called were you can enter anyones house

[marcin4645]

@soccerfreestyla enterable houses or something

[BraeDoktor]

Lol heres what happens while calling: Catalina does s*x with Claude and she says yes yes ! Harder, faster deeper!

[thapwnisher]

*Henry Townshend* what... the hell?

[cgudao]

its ok if it gets cut... =D its cool anyways!

[6250valtra]

LOLZ xDD

[kittymanc]

are u doing the pc gta if u have it wat sever do u go on in the multiplayer

[sucky53]

0 : 29 And you ' Carls ' you are jelous!

[siemka321]

Hey everyone please read this!

I got a strange call from catalina at san fierro!

I was taking pictures at pier 69 and then i got a call

and these are the words:

Catalina: PIG!!!

CJ: Catalina is that you baby?

These were the words! I am not lieing!

[SkaterGirlyx3]

@siemka321 I got it too.

[DrynSarcastic360]

i wished i had a cameo like that.

[stroock6394]

how are you able to go into the house between the johnson house and sweets house?

[ArcherBellGallagher]

Sanandreas.... What an amazing game

[ILoveYourMom88]

CLAUDE'S GETTIN SOME SERVICE!! :D

[woodone007]

wow! urs got arrows man! how'd u do that?

[jonasv19]

@woodone007 its a mod

[chipsandcheesecurlz]

why are the houses on grove street have those arrows meaning u can walk into them? I never got that

[jonasv19]

@chipsandcheesecurlz its a mod

[Tiamat583]

funny as hell!

[mczr00]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­

[kevintjeownzu]

i got that mp5k too lol

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

if dating claude was just "business" why the hell did she have sex with him? lol

[theeasgeek1]

its not tha last fon call, if u still have a girlfreind, and not taking her on dates, the girlfreind cals u

[gtavicecityfan02]

CLAUDE FROM GTA 3!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hoppo61]

@gtavicecityfan02 Wrong you idiot. It's Catlina from GTA III. Theres no Claude you idiot. And GTA SA was out before GTA III.