Advance Wars : Dual Strike : Jess's Theme

[Firestar9888]

Jess: Airport? Seaport? What are those?

[deltasword1994]

@103035icle that is the mystery old chap: who is buried in grants tomb?

[V45844]

I'd agree with the top comments but i'd say Javier is more a representative of Greece or Italy due to their ancient turtle shell technique where they bunched up their shields to block ranged attacks.

[pspscorpion]

...another butchered version from the GBA predecessor. :(

[103035icle]

@Badkarma333 well santa is, so why not?

[103035icle]

@GortonMichael 1.) I have no pen. 2.) Why the hell would I waist my time to create a second account and write that and then switch accounts and respond. 3.) Why the hell would I respond to my own comment if its so old. 4.) When the hell did I include you in my first comment?

[Badkarma333]

Holy crap, I didn't know Ziggy Stardust was in Advance Wars.

[103035icle]

@GortonMichael you try spelling on a 3 inch touch screen with a lagy phone.

[GortonMichael]

@103035icle And how do you know that he is? I assume you're the same guy.

Still, I'm doing this on a train with a ds, so I don't think that matters so much.

[randomfull9]

I wonder what happened to her crayon-- I mean tank shell...

[NinjaSpartan17]

This theme has the best rhythm guitar of all.

[deltasword1994]

green earth is russia. "Mother Russia". Earth is our "mother"

[ZerodragonSP]

@deltasword1994 Not to sound rude but Blue Moon is Russia. Olaf calls Blue Moon the "motherland" and Olaf was based off of Joseph Stalin, as reflected by his CO powers. Green Earth is based off of Europe, as all of the characters were based off of famous Europian war heros.

[deltasword1994]

@ZerodragonSP hmmmmm. Sure, I'll accept that.

[legionofpie]

Orange Star is North America, not just USA

Sami - Canada (Vimmy Ridge, Anyone?)

Max - United States

Andy - United States

Rachel - Canada (All infantrymen know first aid)

Jake - Somewhere in the midwest of Canada/USA

[Reishyn]

I'd imagine the affiliations to be more continental.

Orange Star = America

Blue Moon = Soviet Eurasia

Green Earth = Europe

Yellow Comet = Asia

Poor Africa and Australia... Forever alone...

[fewodneko]

i want a girlfriend like jess :3

germany, i mean, green earth rlz!

[RunFaster011]

I love Jess

[Akeelious]

@pieman2906 i think you are mostly correct, just saying green earth is germany and then Black Hole being the Nazis/Terrorists while Germans WERE the Nazis in that context id tittle Green Earth with uhm... England maybe?

[TTH34KTR41N]

@Akeelious have you seen Green Earth's Mechs/Inf? German Stormtroopers right there.

[Akeelious]

@TTH34KTR41N and @pieman2906 im just saying that Green Earth and Black Hole cant both be germany because somebody said Black Hole are the Nazis while green earth is germany, which didnt make sense to me in that context. But yeah you guys are right. My baaaaad. :)

[pieman2906]

@Akeelious You're problem there, is that Green earth are undoubtedly Germany due to their helmets being THE German infantry helmet

[MrStarfall]

Green Earth is meant to be Germany, even though they have A-10 instead of Eurofighters. The Tanks are newer versions of the Jagdpanther of WW2, their rocket artillery is an SdKfz. 251 with rocket-launcher, the soldiers are wearing german "Stahhelms" and the Recon-tank is a WW2 Puma or Luchs-tank from nowadays. Additionally Jess was invented to be the new Erwin Rommel "The Desert Fox". If you don't think so, then look it up in Advance Wars Wikis.

Green Earth 4 Life ^^

[Sab2Intros]

@MrStarfall Green Earth is more europe

Eagle=German ''Luftwaffe''

Jess=French ''Le Tank''

Javier=Spain ''Knight with Beard''

Drake=Brittain ''Royal Navy''

[Orna123]

@Sab2Intros The people are definetly liek you said, btu the whole country itself of green earth is supposed to be just germany

[KingdomHeartsFire]

@MrStarfall AGREED!!! Green Earth rocks!

[MessengerOfDreams]

o.o It's a funny puzzler. Sometimes I hear this song and it goes slower, and sometimes I hear it and it goes faster. o.o Am I on something without me knowing it?

[MessengerOfDreams]

Someday... I'm going to create a car commercial to this song. :P Me and my weird dreams.

[suruilong]

she holds a pencil guys

[Wonocva15]

Green Earth is the greatest nation ever. Don't get me wrong, I love all of them. Max and Sami, Grit and Sasha, Kanbei and Grimm, Hawke and Adder, but these guys. Just pure awesome. Not to mention their strategy set up.

Eagle: Air

Drake: Sea

Jess: Ground

Javier: "SUP GUYS COMMUNICATE FROM ACROSS THE WORLD IM THAT GOOD WITH TOWERS"

This is a nation of intellectuals, Ill say that.

[Sab2Intros]

GREEN EARTH IS EUROPE UNION!!!

[pieman2906]

@Sab2Intros I'm pretty sure it's meant to be

Orange star = USA

Blue Moon = Russia

Green Earth = Germany

Yellow Comet = Japan

Black Hole = Nazis and Terrorists, take your pick.

[Xolotl8]

@pieman2906 I think that "Space Nazis" fits Black Hole better.

[MrStarfall]

@pieman2906 that's right

[nsdgvsdhfhjdfbd]

@pieman2906 take your pick? I guess black houle are both nazis AND terrorists, plus alien invaders. Worse than that, only a darkness chuk norris

[KingdomHeartsFire]

@pieman2906 Black Hole is actually alien

[TheProsprods]

@pieman2906 I always likened black hole to techno nazis

[Sab2Intros]

@pieman2906 que magos espanol?:D

[killerkirbydude]

@pieman2906

Actually, Black Hole is SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAACE!

...

And now I'm going to perpetually hear Jugger's lines in the Space Core's voice.

[mark009vn]

@killerkirbydude Or the British Empire.

:P

[killerkirbydude]

@mark009vn

BLACK HOLE IS SPACE ENGLAND

[adamwestlapdog]

@pieman2906 Orange Star = USA

Blue Moon = Canada

Green Earth = England

Yellow Comet = Japan/China.

Black Hole = Nazi Germani.

[ROBBIE103035]

@adamwestlapdog Kambis a samurai, so hes japansese, olaf calls blue moon the "motherland" just like russians and is co pwoer is liek stalin, green earth wears the germans stalenhelm (however its spellt) so its most likly modern germany or just the EU, but id agree on black hole.

[GortonMichael]

@ROBBIE103035 Holy shit you can't spell.

[ShadowCommander9]

@pieman2906

Green Earth = Germany

Well thats pretty obvious! THEIR INFANTRY IS WEARING FRIKIN STEILHELMS!

[Chokoboh]

@pieman2906 Right, thats how it is. Funny, im german and i like green Earth the most. ^^

[HGJ999WJP]

@pieman2906 black hole's CO are people from asylum

[ROBBIE103035]

@pieman2906 green earth is more like the EU

[AlexanderT21]

@pieman2906 I got the feeling Black Hole were space aliens but whatever. They're like Nazis anyway.

[TheHeroHartmut]

I love the effects at the start; it's sorta like a key in the ignition.

[soullordT8]

seems he's compensating for something.... oh...its a girl...well we know what she likes now :O

[adamwestlapdog]

I never did get why she's wearing a suit and tie in a war.

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

@adamwestlapdog

Shes an officer. Speaking of which that hair is hardly regulation -__-....

[metaXzero]

@TROLLERSDELIGHT

It's regulation at Green Earth :D

[adamwestlapdog]

All these people say she was carrying a pencil or a pen in her hand in AW2. It's a tank shell, retards!!

[Flitteriffic]

@adamwestlapdog It's obviously a crayon. Why would you carry a tank shell to war?

[killthemwithfirelol]

@Flitteriffic aw hell...I typed that all wrong. >:/

nvm >.>

[SSJSonicguy]

Never Test Jess

[Leroy10ful]

I would..

[olderyoungyin]

I'm pretty sure Jess is lesbian

[Saieras]

@olderyoungyin How progressive of Green Earth.

[MRRWJ2]

Jess: Crap a mountain.

OVERDRIVE!

Mountain becomes a road bump.

[lightspeedasH]

the good ol' utility pencil good times

[DarkSonicMP3]

She should be the final boss on ANY war game :D

[tofiroidetube]

in the beggining sounds like machinery in the background and I love it

[Cazz814]

What happened to her giant crayon from Advance Wars 2?

[DarkSonicMP3]

@Cazz814 Tank bullet :3

[EmeraldDraconian]

one person got impaled on Jess's artillery round...

[supernerd1103]

LESBO

[mase598]

who needs tank shells these days for your tanks just get giant crayons that are red when it hits itll blow up making red everywhere and your foes will be like oh dam theres red all over me after that thing hit it must be my blood guess im dead well im not dead OH NO im a ghost this sucks good bye cruel death :( and they shoot them selves for thinking there dead killing them in other words

red crayon > tank shells

[LibertyTreeStudios]

In her free time she plays World of Thanks...

[5622095]

GBA version is better :/

[geeman4]

This song always fit Jess so well in my opinion. If you had to give the phrase "Ground-based tactical superiority" a theme song, it'd be Jess's theme.

[Persiana]

LOL I always thought it was a giant pencil, like she also had a huge map to mark where her huge tanks would roll over.

[JSENNER83]

Am I really? This coming from a bunch of bottom feeders that can't tell the difference between two different objects?

[MysteryJ12]

@JSENNER83

*Sigh*. I guess you've never heard of a joke then? No one actually thinks she's carrying a crayon.

[dudeapokemon]

i prefer max, since all of his direct units get power ups and not just his tanks.

[archfruit]

Tristan: He wants to live a simple life, well... after the war.

His units do not have any specific strengths of weaknesses.

** COP: Flow - 1 dmg to each opponent's infantry and mech units

**xxx SCOP: Surge - 2 dmg to each opponent's infantry and mech units

Hit: Quiet

Miss: Bustling Cities

[Mobius14]

I thought of a CO to tag with this commander.

Xan's (Pronounced Ex-Anne) a boiling hotheaded redhead who constantly depletes twice as much ammo in return for her higher attack power. (Missiles aka use 2 ammo and only thus 3 uses, you'd run out pretty quick, and Megatank can be used once or twice)

Her Super CO depletes all the ammo in that: Each ammo unit raises the unit's attack by "5% of their natural attack in accordance to a normal CO's attack strength against a normal soldier unit."

[Xolotl8]

@Mobius14 I thoght in one too.

RAVEN- An android created by Black Hole who specializes in using her enemies tactics against them.

COP:Dopplenganger: Randomly uses an CO abilities on the current map.

SCOP: Dark Mirror: Copies the last COP or SCOP used in the current battle (if there wasn`t used one yet  she will use one randomly).

[Mobius14]

@Xolotl8 So what happens when Raven vs Raven and they both use Dark Mirror

[Xolotl8]

@Mobius14 Damn I was expecting that you dont ask that...

[Mobius14]

@Mobius14

Likes: Rambo Movies

Dislikes: Diplomacy

[funnylookingkid]

@Mobius14 Garcian (Gar-see-an) A calculating Brit who specialises in powerful charging dash attacks.

All his units have lower defense but much higher attack and movement.

COP: Stampede - Increases attack depending on how many units are on the map (More = More)

SCOP: Blitzkrieg - Doubles movement range and increases attack as above.

Likes: A good laugh

Dislikes : Cold Tea

[Xolotl8]

@funnylookingkid Well I thought in 5 new members of the Black Hole Army that just could make a excuse to make a new plot but the Raven vs Raven thing make think that she needs more development...

I dont know, maybe you could say that nothing happens because she copy a CO with neutral abilities (only the basics of a SCOP: 110/110 Firepower/Defense) or maybe copies a random COP from other character that isn`t on the map (this could be an exception to the rule).

[MrAaron542]

Jess is my favorite CO because he and Javier; when tag powers, they are high and his super power is great though.

[Jabaxaro]

@MrAaron542

He? .____.

[BLARGHALT]

I think I've found Johnny Test's biological mother.

[ryangorsline]

its obvious she just shoot giant crayons out of tanks

[julberndt]

the best CO ever

[julberndt]

My favorite CO

[seriousgamers01]

:I what if jess was a teacher its like

my pencil broke!!!

jess would make a hole through the kids head with the pencil/crayon

[Daipop]

Her CO Power is the Best

[LibertyTreeStudios]

jess on land, drake in the seaand eagle in the air equals team awsome pwning :)

[nitendospritemonger]

@LibertyTreeStudios Don't forget the javier+comm towers=CHUCK NORRIS DEFENCE.

[Xolotl8]

@nitendospritemonger I call that: Operation Sword and Shield.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

no girl just man X)

[MessengerOfDreams]

@thebugandthebad098 Maybe because @vashyo1 said that? ;)

[thebugandthebad098]

this song makes me feel like im in a factory for some reason.

[MessengerOfDreams]

Why do I always hear Cypress Hill rapping to this in my head?

[Saen1830]

jess and javier kick asses xD

[Usashi]

@heartlessrelinquish Well. Yeah. That's just you.

[clayzee001]

pencil power!

[abrams129]

uhhhh...people...she is holding a tank shell...not a giant crayon or whatever...

[Usashi]

@abrams129 It's obviously a crayon. You need one that big if you're going to survive a war.

[doplys]

@Usashi i get pumped from this song.

[Usashi]

@doplys Ohhhhhyeahhhh.

[abrams129]

@Usashi hahahah started a conference with my post =P

[JSENNER83]

@doplys Kinda makes you want to kick some ass, don't it?

[iceboy5254]

@doplys this song reminds me of ninjas with flamethrowers

[Driconix]

@Usashi I always thought it was a pencil...

[BingtheLizard]

@Usashi For drawing out massive battle plans...

[Lop7dh]

@Usashi What else than a huge colourful crayon to use against black hole to defeat them?

[abrams129]

@Usashi what about a super mega awesome tank shell-crayon?

[hppybob]

@abrams129 MY TANK FIRES CRAYONS! FEAR MY BURNT SIENNA!!!!!

[JSENNER83]

@Usashi Jesus...How did all of you not get swallowed at birth? She's holding a tank shell!

[MysteryJ12]

@JSENNER83

You're a moron.

[Dfive7s]

@JSENNER83 How do you get swallowed at birth? Does the midwife eat you? I had no idea that cannibal midwives was such a high epidemic.

[MysteryJ12]

@Dfive7s

Pfff Are you following me? X-D

[Dfive7s]

@MysteryJ12 Its all youtubes fault! XD If it comes up that someone on my friends list has watched or favorited a video and the title of the video interests me I watch it. (in this case I came here coz I'm always looking for new VGM) When I saw all that stuff in the comments I just had to reply as it was getting really out of hand.

Or I could be following you....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Ps: I'm not following you)

[MrAaron542]

@abrams129 uh.... but jess was holding a crayon in AW2 not in AW: DS...

[MechaTailsMK2]

@abrams129 That was a tank shell.

[abrams129]

@MechaTailsMK2 It makes sense considering that she is effective with GROUND UNITS. And that TANKS are the main GROUND UNIT in the game =P

[rabbitman170]

No crayon wtf?



[Tikku4ever]

My favorite CO to use after Jake and Rachel.

[Kuolett]

Jess... Now 500% more manly then half the guys...

She carries a bullet around that's almost as big as she is... The only guy that comes close is the grandad with a nuke

[Nonamelol785]

@Kuolett  It's a Crayon Duh

[Hardarkantos]

@Nonamelol785 Nope,

[Nonamelol785]

@Hardarkantos SHUDDA UP

[Hardarkantos]

@Nonamelol785 nope,

[Nonamelol785]

@Hardarkantos Yes.

[Hardarkantos]

@Nonamelol785 keep going, its a tank shell, not a crayon..

[Nonamelol785]

@Hardarkantos Crayon

[killerkirbydude]

@Nonamelol785

Oui, met c'est un crayon grand.

XDDD rdm

[sonataform123456789]

Lesbian

[irvrod]

this one has always been my favorite

[Simon675]

cough MEGA LESBIAN cough

[MetroidCommando]

@Simon675 haha epic win

[SSJVEGETA420]

@Simon675 fuck you.

[TheKingofnoob]

I'm sorry? Say again?

I can't hear you over my TANKS.

[Palkia119]

I beat most of the War Room missions with her.

[dullKnife]

definitely deserve the name," Qeen of Tanks"

[majintom25]

Jess+Jake= RAPE TRAIN!!!!!

[DasReichNicolas]

god shes hot any way my jess is a rank 34

[MrBigbrownies]

ROLL TANKS ROLL

[dsandpsp]

the begin of the theme sounds like someones fixing something....

[000hawk1]

this music go hard...XD

[BlueBlaze93]

lol my fav person in all advance wars games

[OctavioRedding]

Oh I'm sorry, did my tanks just RAPE YOUR FACE?

[KDT008]

were is the PENCIL OF DOOM!

[philipinoidiot]

this music kick ass

[Kranden420]

Lesbian

[Rachiou077]

JESS IS A CROSSDRESSER

[polygonporygon]

@Rachiou077 Woman can't be crossdressers unless they have beards, silly.

[Rachiou077]

@polygonporygon they could crossdress without that :3

[Thanato1815]

i color ur ass with my special crayola! :D

[KDT008]

its the crazy pencil of doom lady XD

[KTFlaSh96]

i remembered the first time i saw the opening for aw2 and i thought jess was a man. u cant blame me, they made it look like she was!!

[dermuneus]

@KTFlaSh96 same dude, exact same actualy. aw2 thaught "she" was a guy got to green earth.. oops

[KTFlaSh96]

@dermuneus then i heard jess, and she, and then im like, WAT????

[SalchichaPolaca]

The bass in this song is amazing, purely slaping funk style

[MusicJazzProductions]

In soviet Russia, Tank fuck yoo :>

[KTFlaSh96]

i think this is one of my favs, beside sturms.

[someguyhere999]

guuuuys, COLIN! COLIN IS WHERE ITS AT! HE CAN FLING WADS OF CASH AT YOUR TANKS AND THEY EXPLODE!!!! XD

[Stew118]

In AW1... I always thought Jess was a man... until they said "she" in the talking parts

[dankoopa]

@Stew118 actually its Advance wars 2

[Shinobininja21]

jess is waaay better than sami... especialy her theme. it's kind of like this song i heard once called "industrial"

[Vaarga6]

Jess is the goddamn queen of AW.

[Hendrikspan101]

Jess is an UNBEATABLE BEAST!

She's awesome :)

But not as good as Sami!

[Shinobininja21]

@Hendrikspan101 sami's skills suck jess is way better. Any power that increases movement range or restocks nuits is teh best in my book

[InfestedHydralisk]

@Shinobininja21 Sami can be powerful too, instant capturing your headquarters and you are done. Try to combine CO forces to be honest.

[pinoyzrule]

@InfestedHydralisk RIGHT YOU ARE MY FRIEND!

it still gives me bad memories of a SamixEagle Tag power.

[theicedemontrihorn]

@pinoyzrule not just bad....horrible -__-......especially when eagle is first