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  • If he can still %^& woman after this or even walk, i going to screw Rockstar

  • Hold 4 for ultimate pain.

  • this has happened to at least 19 people...

  • So freaking awesome

  • Hahahhahaha!!! look at his face!! -

  • Even if this is just a videogame, looking at it even hurts me

  • Only the dead know peace from this evil.

  • he kill him

  • Guy in car:zzzzzzzzzzzzzsszzzz Npc: whoa is that a *crash* super nutshot

  • press 4 over and over

  • OUCH!!!! It hurts to watch...

  • This is BY FAR one of the top 5 best things in how make an npc commit suicide. No balls, no meaning to life.

  • He's pained expression was priceless.

  • Full on pain face

  • BALLS!

  • It hurts to watch.

  • just wait until steevo gets a look at this

  • I used the drive on the pavement untill I took a npc the the knee

  • Surprise buttsex, the pole never saw it coming.

  • @HerPandaMan i doubt anyone saw it coming

  • i used to play GTA, but then i took a pole to the crotch

  • they were actually talking about the women who got hit in the face with the car

  • Wait until the Saint's Row The Third videos show up. This will be a yoga session compared to SR3. =D

  • Pole Rape

  • Let me guess, domepne broke your sweet nuts

  • OH NO OBAMA!!!!!

  • he seems to be enjoying it, look at his smily face

  • yeah that was genuine pain on his face right there, even for a video game it hurt

  • OF COURSE.....its a black guy....

  • Well, that man no longer has any chances of having any offspring.

  • nutflex

    

  • Aaaah, now I know what the nutcracker is....

  • He tried his own version of the nutcracker... it didn't catch on.

  • Good god, you can see the pain on his face!

  • Niko the sicko

  • Even Niko felt bad...

  • oh my god after watching the video and reading the comments i almost pissed my pants because i was laughing so hard

  • His face pretty much summed up the pain he was in.

  • Shit indeed...

  • Reptilian Death Rays! Gotta be!

  • while in the hospital that black guy without balls made 18 accounts to dislike this or thats justin beibers penis or robots from the future whatever fuck u

  • WTF!! THAT GUY'S BALLS ARE CRACKED

  • his balls exploded! you can see the blood

  • "I have an idea!"

    "What is it?"

    "If you hit me at a really high speed with a car, and I spread my legs, we could break the world record of Most Painful Teabag Applied To A Pole!"

    "...Brilliant."

  • ...SHIIT

  • i would have posted a comment about him saying stuff and crushing his nuts...

    but pressing 2 and than waiting a second and pressing 4 is better

  • who needs to spend the money to have surgery so you can't have kids when you can do this simple little trick.

  • OH FUCK!

  • SHEEET!

  • Pole just gt air-teabagged

  • it just HAS to be a black man....

  • My video stopped loading right as that man hit the pole. 

  • hey he got the splatter spree.

  • that poor old. his changes of ever having sex again just dropped to ground, kinda like his ballz.

  • C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

  • well atleast he wont need viagra anymore and he also dont have to worry about condoms and kids

  • GAHHH HIS BALLS WERE BLEEDING BECAUSE OF THE IMPACT!!!!! AHHHHHHH

  • Ow, you can see the pain on his face. Then the fat guy on the bench behind him disappeared.

  • Was kat driving?

  • @PokemonFan7766 Kat is in halo genius

  • @TheElemental1991 thats the joke dick head

  • @PokemonFan7766 what was the joke dumbass, how could Kat be driving in GTA

  • @TheElemental1991 Why would kat be driving a covenant dropship in halo.... Its a joke about bad driving.

  • @cadian14758 Kat doesn't fly a covenant dropship halo...

  • @TheElemental1991 I know that, but in a previous gamefail video where a dropship crashes, one of the comments was 'was Kat flying?' Its part of a joke, like is the ____ ok, or did ____ die.

  • @cadian14758 oh so kat is a meme now

  • The injury so painful, people were giving two "shit"s about it!

  • Random people: Your dick ok?!

    The police: NO! VERY PAIN!! CALL AN AMBULANCE PLS!!!

    Random people: Ok *kick the police dick* Now I can call the ambulance

  • His period came early.

  • that looked so painful...

  • Hey, in the replay, look in the backround, the guy on the bench disappears.

  • I don't think Niko wants to go bowling Roman, SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

  • RIGHT IN THE BALLS

  • Somebodies obviously never played crackdown, grabbed a female civi, climbed the top of the agency tower, and done a kong impression.

  • @SeditiousSpyke No, I can think of worse things than that... Like chainsawing someones dick on Gears of War, or slowly burning a child's foster parent to death in front of her in Fallout 3, or breaking a Stromtroopers arm on The Force Unleashed by letting him grab a ledge during force grab and then wrenching him away, or... you get the idea.

  • Man period.

  • 0:13 enjoy masturbatiiiiing!!!

  • 0:05 why u run over santa?

  • Why did Niko do that to Bill Cosby?

  • i laughed until I drooled all over my self

  • why the black?

  • did that spartan ask if i'm a masterbater?

  • That spray of blood makes chills run down my spine. I hope that never happens to me. EVER!

  • I HEARD SOMETHING POP D:

  • omg...IS THE POLE OKAY?!?!?!?!

  • @TTTJJJLLL123 Funny cause you could be referring to his penis..... XD

  • @TTTJJJLLL123 Hey just becos he's a hobo does not make him polish!!!

  • @TTTJJJLLL123 not after being t-bagged

  • @TTTJJJLLL123 THE POLE?! I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE STREET LAMP!!! XD

  • thumbs up if u heard that second shit

  • hehe look at his face on impact

  • HOLY EPIC BALL SHOT BATMAN

  • At the end of the video, they should have put the sound clip of "NotinthemotherfuckingballsAAA­HHH" xd

  • He and his wife were planning on having a child she's gonna be mad now

  • I hope Obama had his fill before his babymaker got... pulverized.

  • Who noticed the fat guy in the vest vanished?? o.O

  • Blood in his urine is the least of his problems!

  • SHIT!... shit...

  • his balls EXPLODED! D:

  • did anyone see the guy in the seat dissapear after the guy hots the pole?

  • saw the fat guy disappear? 0:11

  • why do0es the dudes voice sound audio tuned?

  • Cones are for protection

    Lamp-posts are for neutering

  • HUndreds of guys just went: >.<

  • @Showmetotheexit yes we did lol but we still watch it a hundred times lolz

  • oh shit MY BALLZ!

  • OMG, I FEEL IT!

  • *So hitting people randomly is the worse thing you can do to an........OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @KJasian its hitting him with a car then he gets racked by the pole damn thats brutal

  • I love blood shot out of there!

  • Ooooooowwwwww

  • hold down 4

  • how do you do a ''replay''

  • did he say don't ask for beer

  • They exploded...

  • ow....now he's an inne!

  • wtf did that halo guy say at end????

  • @visiousgodofwar I can see my house from here :)

  • @visiousgodofwar I can see my house from here.

  • i noticed the fat guy in the background when the npc got hit in the balls disappered

  • Why do the graphics look so much better? Is it on PC or something?

  • So thats what a man has to go through to get a period. Good to know. 

  • fuck this save yourself

  • why do the graphics look so much better than i remember...

  • 0:10 half way Down blarg looking mouth

  • His balls are inert!

  • looks like he had to many joints and mistook the post for a tall chick.

    "Heelloooo BAAA D'HO! ooohhhhhohohoho my nuts!"

  • "I'll be at your house for dinner" is what the scream at the end sounds like

  • That made MY balls hurt >.<

  • that's worse than getting shot in teh nuts.

  • Hes got white stuff all over his face...

  • tap 4 over and over... he really likes that pole

  • all the blood comes from his penis area

  • what does NPC stand for

  • @Abirdentertainment non-player character

  • @Zniro11 Maybe in this case it stands for No Privates Connected.

  • @exclaimer999 all white people liked ur comment

  • ohh god is the lampost okay!

  • press 4 for pole hump

  • Cup Check!!!

  • least he was black

  • That guy by the bench disapeared at 0:13

  • how'd you get that angel?

  • His twin brother must've felt that one too!

  • Haha there was a blood cloud that's some funny shit right thar

  • my thoughts: dubble kill...triple kill......killtacular!

  • oh damn! thats gotta hurt!

  • tap two for shit

  • I think I saw his balls explode.

  • Hahahaah "Ah shit!"

  • Obviously that fat guy in front of the bench went back in time to see his father, but he ended up getting nailed in the balls and so he was never born and erased from existence.

  • damn -.-

  • How did this person find this?

  • Fuck off with these modded games, it doesn't even look like GTA 4 anymore.

  • "88 miles for me!"

    that might be my favorite gamefail ending

  • NPC= Non Player Character

    For people who don't know so I don't want any NO SHIT Replies! lol

  • @BigDH28 NO SHIT! jkin lol.

  • how did u film this?

  • At 0:13 the guy in front of the bench disappears

  • Press 4 for exploding testicles

  • pole dancing: your doing it wrong.

  • rite in the balls

  • He was going to retire in 2 minutes

  • HIS BALLS BLEEDING !!!

  • his face looks like Obama with white beard.

  • ...of all time.

    (It's not my fault, somebody put a lampost in his crotch)

  • awwww shit

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  • OH THE HUMANITY

  • And he is screaming lol

  • shit goes the npc

  • @und3rc0v3rbr0ther its just a game. Damn, don't take it so seriously. You'd rather have the guy playing go out and do this on his street?

  • NUTCRACKER!!!

  • really don't know what fun can be had doing things like this in a video game. shooting at a know enemy like in BF or COD or whatever i get but just running over civilians with cars, i know its a game but damn.

  • @und3rc0v3rbr0ther its fun to watch them fly and scream muhahaha. Its like a horror movie where you want the monster to win.