I think this is by far the best series of "on the road" videos I've ever seen. And that is not an exaggeration. If I were exaggerating, it would have been in all caps.
I can't believe you come up with these videos so quickly. you are truly a master. I can't even force myself into making one video per 6 months apparently. ;P
Good bye Mr. Wookie. You will be sorely missed. {one lone tear running down my face like the indian guy in the old anti polution comercial, or from the Waynes World movie} We were always safe when you were around. 'sniff'
Favorited for the tearful goodbye to Chewie, for Sam weeping in the car for a minute, and for Sam not shutting the f up about Portland. (Yay Portland.)
You were so close... But alas. I'm just under 21. Next time you come to Portland (There WILL be a next time) you need to have an all-ages gig. Or wait until I'm 21.
the girl who did the wink looks like lexi from grey's anatomy, and i fangirled a little bit.
poentasticgurl 3 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Whats the beard check song?
TheNick0fTime 6 months ago
@TheNick0fTime Let's Do This Here, by Driftless Pony Club
JimGabeMomo 6 months ago
@JimGabeMomo I knew id heard it but i could not remember which DPC song it was to save my life, Thanks:)
TheNick0fTime 6 months ago
@TheNick0fTime No problem. I love DPC!!
JimGabeMomo 6 months ago
@JimGabeMomo me too. i'm currently obsessed the song inspectors of inspectors. not sure why, just am:)
TheNick0fTime 6 months ago
@TheNick0fTime Don't fight the forces use them, inspectors of inspectors will guide you to it
JimGabeMomo 6 months ago
Matt's funniest episode!
ssbrwl 6 months ago
Portland? What's that? haha just kidding. I LOVE PORTLAND!!
JimGabeMomo 6 months ago
"Yeah! Fire power!"
Blaze1289 7 months ago
2:05 "WHYYYYYYYY" XD
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
'No no, Chewy... We already hugged you once.' Aww!
TheWanderinSpacelady 8 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY
ShotUrGoldFish 1 year ago
What's the song during the beard tracking? its really cool
MYNAMESCIAN 1 year ago 2
@MYNAMESCIAN Driftless Pony Club - Lets Do This Here
imthefly 10 months ago
... I love Portland
HeySticks 1 year ago 2
love of portland is stronger than any material brick wall... specifically a club.
AMVoverlord 1 year ago
I love Portland.
oneawesomefreak1 1 year ago
I live in the Arcata area! even though this is one year ago, I'll go and find him!
QuiGon8868 1 year ago
hell yeah! replacements - "bastards of young" playing at the end :)
dotd53 1 year ago
Thank you. The Moon of Endor, the moon is NOT Endor!!!!!
guywhodances 1 year ago
Noel in driftless lol
ihopeyouredone 1 year ago
@ihopeyouredone I had to pause the video because I couldn't stop chuckling. Oh, Craig.
snapf00 1 year ago
PDX rules!! :D
PhattyMo 1 year ago
I live in Portland! I wish I would've known you were there, but alas, I subscribed too late.
CimoreneTheRebel 1 year ago
sooo.. chewie is running around oregon somewhere. THANKS WHEEZY. =P lol
MissWistar 1 year ago
you guys are seriously hilarious.
glacier2win 1 year ago
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Endor was the name of both the planet and the moon, although the moon was a times referred to as "The Forest Moon of Endor" or "The Sanctuary Moon"
Source: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Endor
eduardog3000 1 year ago
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Endor was the name of both the planet and the moon, although the moon was a times referred to as "The Forest Moon of Endor" or "The Sanctuary Moon"
Source: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Endor
eduardog3000 1 year ago
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eduardog3000 1 year ago
same wookie sound every time lols x)
ejdl89 1 year ago
yeahhh!!fire power!!:D
ashley3216 1 year ago 2
i love portland
oldcarlover14 1 year ago
HELL YEAH fire power.
hrdlxs 1 year ago
I love you guys <3
Mer1002 1 year ago
i am sos drunk right now lol its sos funny u sojn of a bitch u btich !!!1!!
JaqueAgricola24 1 year ago
Mmmm Morgan winks, the only way to start my morning.
ArcMaple 1 year ago
at 1:08 you can see the rolled up mattress in the back of the blue car :P pwned
Lachlan326 2 years ago 35
ur right! PWNED
PRODVDi 1 year ago
@Lachlan326 That's Craigs mattress
BlueBajs 1 year ago
Matt and Justin are cute(:
mendiolalover 2 years ago
matt
lollowilla 2 years ago
the guy at the begining is the DJ in the kitchen parties
lollowilla 2 years ago
i dont think the DJ is matt
TheMNagano 2 years ago
DUDEEEEEE you were totally where im from :DDDD and live:DDDD oh my god exciting
llamacityUSA 2 years ago
Morgan makes for hot winks.
trapjohnson 2 years ago
Funniest band ever.
fishsticx 2 years ago 77
i live in OR 54 mills from Portland and i live it !!!!
wolfhide135 2 years ago
that was an especially nice wink
sk8rdman 2 years ago
I love Portland!
How did you catch that in the club?
I love Portland.
...
...
Oh.
Futuredudeman 2 years ago 2
lol omg this is so funny!
xoxodevin 2 years ago 2
wtf at 1:03 you can see sams sleeping roll in the other car!
blak3zzz 2 years ago 2
its almost asif he didnt throw it!!!
ShatteredDreams888 2 years ago
Sad I couldn't make it. I like shows at Ash St. Great lighting, usually, for photos.
heatherfinley 2 years ago
They were playing Bastards of Young in the club! Yes!!!
ocdrockernerd 2 years ago
I love Portland, I'm sad I couldn't get a chance to drive up and see you guys! D:
greenlife7 2 years ago
it's always Portland, OR. it's never Portland IN... =(
sk8rdman 2 years ago
Ohhh my, that whole wookie thing had me laughing up a storm.
Hilarious.
tyrANNAsaurusyo 2 years ago
lol u can see sams sleeping roll in the other car
cuius11 2 years ago
Morgan is gorgeous.
dawningsun 2 years ago
You were in Portland? I hope you went to
Voodoo Doughnut. They have a variety of doughnuts.
trashleyrx 2 years ago
I've seen this place on TV or something!
MyKalliope 2 years ago
Yeah it was on either Food Network or the Travel Channel. I'm starting to think it was on Unwrapped on the Food Network...Hmmm...
trashleyrx 2 years ago
Oh silly me you went to Portland first.
applebritta 2 years ago
I love Portland to! In fact, I live here. To bad I'm only 15 :(
xmusicxaddictionx 2 years ago
lucky i live in new orleans and im 14 to i cant see them play either
hicosha 2 years ago
Yay Portland!!! I would have come to your show but alas I'm only 19:(
stuckinashland 2 years ago
I love portland! : )
kyle7447 2 years ago
Aw.. :[ Portland...I live in Vancouver! SO CLOSE! Couldnt come.. I asked!
OhAdunDunDun 2 years ago
Noooooo CHEWY!!!! WHY!!!!!! PORQUE!!!!
MrLiquidProductions 2 years ago
Aw! I ditto WoWeAtWoW's comment!
ClammehHands 2 years ago
I live in Portland!!!! Wish I could see you!!!!
WoWeAtWoW 2 years ago
at like a minute in you can see sam's blue mat... the jig is up buttercup
imaguy32 2 years ago
how the hell did you spot that man...wow
MegCacky 2 years ago
Your right! WTF?
0Gudmandsen0 2 years ago
i lol'd
rizzledizzled 2 years ago
at the end of the tour u should the progression of the beards day by day
KEBISONY 2 years ago
Why was Sam's blue mat thing in the back seat of the car? I thought he threw it to Portland... Wheeeeeezy...
ahhitisbriana 2 years ago
sam is so cute he looks better with a short beard :)
crzy233 2 years ago
your winning the beards :)
lemon102938 2 years ago
what time will you be in seattle? your site doesnt say shit about time!
SMGleader 2 years ago
I'm officially jealous. Portland rocks.
shelbierocks 2 years ago
I love Arcata, Ca! Never been to Blue Lake, though. I should totally go.
tiffismyname 2 years ago
HOMG I love star wars. ;'D
MourningStarLucifer 2 years ago
craig's looking very fuzzy
littlemissschy 2 years ago
favorite one.
:D
alliexphanttt 2 years ago
you should do a before and after of the beards :)
MissTalkalot712 2 years ago
"Okay, I f*plink*ed up." That made me laugh more than it should have. xD
I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHEWY! D:
(...I'll never let go...)
kikyo4815 2 years ago
Not so fast there, Nutter Butter.
CoolJohnDog 2 years ago
PORTLAND!!! Go beavers!
Sman272 2 years ago
i love how theres an advertisement for wookie costumes
LastCanadianCowboy 2 years ago
Sam's a wizzard and a ninja? Wheezy has electrical powers? I say they have a superhero fight to see who kicks ass the best.
bibbeny 2 years ago
I live in Blue Lake. I didnt see you. =[
Jimmyd12345 2 years ago
I think this is by far the best series of "on the road" videos I've ever seen. And that is not an exaggeration. If I were exaggerating, it would have been in all caps.
chewbobington 2 years ago
chewbacca left for union jacks
petecroke45 2 years ago
5 stars for the real reason Matt didn't say goodbye. :D
MissTimewaster 2 years ago
lmao! That was hilarious!
giveitsomepizazz 2 years ago
i love portland!
HastalaVeesta 2 years ago
ahh sam such a joker :)
ihearttheplanet 2 years ago
oregon ftw.
muffinlady18 2 years ago
five stars for speeder bikes
bgordon647 2 years ago
that was some mighty crafty editing...
cassey63 2 years ago
no no we already hugged you once you don't need to step into frame. LOL!
meekakity!
annatheHPtwerdfightr 2 years ago 2
Wheres Meekakitty?
youcancallmejenn 2 years ago
isn't that her winking at the end?
annatheHPtwerdfightr 2 years ago
nope its flawedartist
check the sidebar
but she does kinda look like her tho
youcancallmejenn 2 years ago
ohhh yeah you're right ha well i'm dumb
annatheHPtwerdfightr 2 years ago
Lookin like bums
DanDaManZ06 2 years ago
MATT IS HOT
xXxEmilyJonasxXx 2 years ago
lol
were trying to celebrate xmas early
mazzwillrocu 2 years ago
Aww poor wookiee! XD
"I love Portland!"
"How'd you catch that inside a club?"
*shrug* "I love Portland."
Th3Mus1cG33k 2 years ago
'how'd you catch that in a club?'
'I love Portland'
Lol, haha, love wheezy waiter.
Angel1000287 2 years ago
You should come to Atlanta.
haha the wookiee (according to the person that just posted) part was just awesome.
wonkybubbles 2 years ago
Whhhhhhhhhyyy!!!
JoshDaGoodfella 2 years ago
PORTLAND!!!!!!!! WOOO!
i wish i was there, buuuut the age was 21 and over :\
eh, i'm glad i was in the same forest as you guys ^_^ thats awesome!
RockinBlueWit 2 years ago
I'm only going to say this once. It's "Wookiee", NOT "Wookie". Come on, beardfighters.
artvandelay13 2 years ago 2
Is that a reference to nerdfighers? :P
Angel1000287 2 years ago
I love portland.
PRO7E 2 years ago
hahaha i love this chewie subplot
onebre 2 years ago 19
i love portland
corkie5555 2 years ago
lol
"How did you catch that inside a club?"
*Shrug*"I love Portland."
mlm21591 2 years ago 3
Replacements FTW
Sublimedfunk 2 years ago
WOOOKIE!!!!
ZackiMcWoo 2 years ago
Should have played in Arcata. I am disappointed. I would have brought ALL my friends.
sargeantketchup 2 years ago
Don't the Wookies live on Kashyyyk?
I think you may have to pick up Chewie again to drop him off on his home planet after his work is done.
Lest he be forced to hitch-hike.
Hitch-hiking is no Wookie scene, let me tell you.
luchilenium 2 years ago 3
NOOOOOOOO WOOKIE!
conawillvlog 2 years ago
we've already hugged you once, you don't have to step in the frame! :)
raynabeth 2 years ago
1:15 How the hell could you do that without bursting into laughter?!
TombLara 2 years ago
Um, you let the wookie walk off with one of your cameras?
MikeOfKorea 2 years ago
I can't believe you come up with these videos so quickly. you are truly a master. I can't even force myself into making one video per 6 months apparently. ;P
mandapop 2 years ago
Good bye Mr. Wookie. You will be sorely missed. {one lone tear running down my face like the indian guy in the old anti polution comercial, or from the Waynes World movie} We were always safe when you were around. 'sniff'
bibbeny 2 years ago
{or at the end of the Doogie Howser Theme Song sketch in episode of SNL that NPH hosted}
*double sniff*
janaelexirays 2 years ago
The ad for this video was for Chewbacca costumes. How do they know?
TheRobotanist 2 years ago
Nice Beards..Chewie come to Canada eh!! We got healthcare!!
THEROBBIEKSHOW 2 years ago
craig your beard is so thick. i mean wow
bagOmagic 2 years ago
I love your videos so much hahaha
Clarklikescereal2 2 years ago
I love you guys!
jennabunnykins 2 years ago
Aww bye Chewy!!
These video's have been so entertaining. Makes me smile.
jadeddryad 2 years ago 2
so sad chewy had to leave :(
belidama 2 years ago
The vlog brothers may want to groom him for president!!!!
deemered2 2 years ago
Sam catching that sleeping bag or whatever is my favorite part of these "tour de beard" videos :]
asimplecadence 2 years ago
LOL, "How did you do that in the club?"
"I love Portland."
TenkanVlog 2 years ago 2
you rock wheezy!
ThreeStepsBack 2 years ago
my favourite Tour de Beard video yet!
all the star wars references really did it for me
23wishesfromsexy 2 years ago
It's like Waiter is the only one growing a beard ^^
DrQuijano 2 years ago
fire power ftw
suchducks 2 years ago
Chewie's singing Violet Hill now.
IF YOU LOVE ME, WHY'D YOU LET ME GOOO?
coldplayisawesome 2 years ago
Bastards of Young by the Replacements! High-five, fellow Mats fans.
VolatileChemical 2 years ago
cause i love portland!!!!!!!!!lol
randomvlog39er 2 years ago
You guys are so funny :) You also play incredible music. How are you not international superstars already?
ghostwritten87 2 years ago
Favorited for the tearful goodbye to Chewie, for Sam weeping in the car for a minute, and for Sam not shutting the f up about Portland. (Yay Portland.)
splicegrrl 2 years ago
"No, no Chewie, we already hugged you once. You don't have to step into frame." = best line ever
splicegrrl 2 years ago 5
That Chewbacca scene reminds me that Bigfoot movie, Harry and the Hendersons I think it was called? haha.
Great video though :)
I love Portland too!
vampifan8 2 years ago
i liked the woogie poor thing
HonestlyReal27 2 years ago
its spelled wookie poor chewy :(
plottotakethemdown 2 years ago
is this suggesting the wookie has a camera?
nedy17 2 years ago
stupid bars. Portland just loves it's beer too much, to let minors hear good music.
Radioactivcheese 2 years ago
You guys are lovely. haha.
Now. East coast tour? yes? Kthnxbai.
-Sara
CleverestWitch2188 2 years ago
Everyone should love Portland!! It was even in a book about stuff that white people like. Portland, Oregon was number 137, I think...
So sad I couldn't make it., but I am under 21.
F(piano note)ck.
Next time, for sure.
Pieninja14 2 years ago
Thanks for the show!
Menschengestalt 2 years ago
i love craig!
:D
katiekiyoshikaudse 2 years ago
I love Arcata!
And I love Portland.
EarthSage14 2 years ago
I LOVE PORTLAND!
doctornoise 2 years ago
lmao celebrate christmas early by putting no l in driftless!! hehehehe
i, too, love portland
pennygoo 2 years ago
I love Portland too!
JustMargaret 2 years ago
is there wifi at the ash street? you made this video relatively quickly since it's only 11. sorry i didn't see your show. i don't go downtown.
hiefur 2 years ago
I live right next to portland :(
You were so close... But alas. I'm just under 21. Next time you come to Portland (There WILL be a next time) you need to have an all-ages gig. Or wait until I'm 21.
johnnismo2 2 years ago
chewie is bigfoot
spartan14LAX 2 years ago
Who the hell is that hottie winking at the end?
Oh wait...
flawedartist 2 years ago 4
bye chewy!!!
elphiegreen 2 years ago
I can't believe you guys were in portland and i didn't know. i like like, half an hour away from portland. i feel like crying now.
silverangel91900 2 years ago
haha you guys are too funny!
decamerondix 2 years ago
damn u guys why didnt u guys stop in arcata!! :P it would of been sweet to see you guys randomly there haha
heyannacakes 2 years ago
I wish this tour wouldn't end so these videos wouldn't either :(
alwaystextback 2 years ago
Hilarious! I laughed so hard, tea came out of my nose.
No, not really.
I love how nerdy you boys are!
singin4pennys 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, CHEWY! D:
Go help the Ewoks destroy the shield generator so the Rebels can destroy the Deathstar. Then, come baaaaaaaack! :(
By the way, you guys never showed how Chewys beard was coming along in ANY of these videos. But, "Driftess Pony Club" is still the best band ever! :3
kenniwrestledabearx2 2 years ago