TOP 8 REASONS TO BE GAY

[MrBennyboi1990]

Your a wanker

im a fag and im not proud

i wish i was str8 i want kids

i wasn't ment to be born this way

so fuck you gay dude and

please buy a top

[MusicTewns]

My top reason for being gay is that I have absolutely no choice because my brain is hardwired to like guys :\

[scoooty]

@MusicTewns Wrong!

[Mythodiir]

I want a membership card now. ): Can I go half way, and turn Bi for a membership.

[KeiraFreak7]

...uhhm...top reason...putting your body in my mouth!

[ChristYahweh]

Ok time to delete my history.

[aaronvonmonroe]

where is my membership card davey????

[vaghoust]

ignorant ones like you joke and through non ''serious'' condom usage an HIV make be born an intense sexual life,hey have fan with the creatines and proteins though

[kittycatkatie1]

i think its ok to be gay cause your with the one whom you love

[MusicTewns]

@kittycatkatie1 amen to that...

[jigmesam]

Glitter!!!! LOL

[IceColdGlitchKiller]

thats pretty gay

[exvonz]

Lmao. Loved the double wardrobe reason

[weirdtwin2]

i just keep telling people that they get a free T-shirt and a rainbow coloured loofa :P

[nanner213]

Glitter!!!!



[luisrock2008]

Yeah but if the whole world was gay, then we would not be able to reproduce.

[bigbyrd1us]

glitter!!!!!!



[hsanrolyat]

If I was a dude I'd be gay. I wanna be able to say fierce!!!

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

Why do people come out of the closet?

[RunFastNumber40]

@NotThatAwesomeIlan People come out of the closet so they don't have to lie anymore.

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@RunFastNumber40 Well I think it's weird that straith people don't need to do that. Just because homosexuals are the minority doesn't mean that they should come out. That's just my opinion. I accept them anyways.

[TheAnGryPOolMaN]

@NotThatAwesomeIlan because theyre fags

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@TheAnGryPOolMaN Well, you are just arrogant. 

[26fergus]

i want to be gay ijust dont know how maybe ill wait until im sure

[TheAnGryPOolMaN]

@26fergus you have to choose to be gay

[MegaARSENAL98]

you can get

HIV

[soikindalikepandas]

@MegaARSENAL98 You can get HIV. < You see what I did there.

[Charlie10765]

Straight male friends tell me things they can't tell their girlfriends

Straight female friends tell me things they can't tell their boyfriends

[shadymm123]

1. Making your best friends jealous cuz you can be alone with a girl in your house :3

2. Before you come out, you're aloud to be alone in your house with your male "best friend" ;)

[cordy2us]

love it ur hot

[Genna1854]

2159 people are straight.

[EliteDoomer]

@Genna1854 Nahhh not straight, phobes. I'm straight and I upped this video.

[bomberman1cool1]

i found one more reasin you can be half naked on youtube ;)

[bomberman1cool1]

ware the hell do i get a card

[12bennyboy12]

you can make straight people jealous by going with girls in a naked sauna and they won't throw you out :D

[6Twrecks9]

i want some of those glasses.... you make a powerful case, sir

[kuitertist]

because we have a parade

[GeraF119]

GLITTER is the best reason

[andrejaredmejia]

i am so uncumthurbul

[Abdelice]

Fuck being gay. Pussy rules

[heyheyheyheyhi14]

I think the top, best reason of being Gay is that once we have fought for our rights to Marry, once we have broken down the walls of discrimination, and hate, we will be known as one of the most powerful, and determined people/sexuality that has ever been born!

[TheJimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

this is why i am a homophobe

[SotheBee123]

@TheJimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Because you go on Youtube and watch goofy videos about reasons to be gay and then use that as a basis for hating them?

[MrSkumshine]

@TheJimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm meaning you are scared of homosexuals? What are you afraid of, you might like it?

[thedarkmusician]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE MEMBERSHIP CARDS!!!

[infectedwounds17]

@Tranquilize06 - lol that was random!!

[ziwenzzw]

well， I think the most important reason for being gay is they born this way！！！！

[UndeadWill88]

I was born this way!



[iamcintyre]

cuz its who i am kinda contradics ur point gay is a choic "top reasons to be gay" the top reason I am gay is cuz I had no choice

[JRCoolDude412]

Well, You'll have everything in common with your partner when Gay. You both can piss standing up. And you can both sip from each other Cock-Straws at the same time! :-)

[martintor123]

LOL!!!!

My reason is to rub it other peoples faces like obese people rub butter on thier bacon....

[durham1588]

The SEX



[apoctolic]

balenciaga wallet. impressed. (lol)

[TracyDomenica]

I have better tits than this guy!

[911psychochick]

jealous of ur glasses i want them now!

[Hannahecticked]

Being gay isn't unnatural. There's a percentage of population in every species on the planet that is homosexual. That percentage being approximately the same in almost every species. Are you telling me that all of the animals on the planet are unnatural?

[Got2LoveU]

@Hannahecticked That's the thing, animals can't be gay. only counts for humans.

[FocusBeam]

@Got2LoveU That's because animals don't categorize themselves to the extent that humans do.... yet? Many species have exclusively homosexual members though, and many many many more bisexual members.

[keichunyanthousend]

@Got2LoveU Actually, some animals are gay.

Lions for example, will have sex with another male of the group (the 2 main leaders)

Whales can also be gay and can spend the rest of their life with their partner.

This whole ''animals can't be gay'' is just bull.

[Hannahecticked]

@Got2LoveU You would think that, but they actually can, and are. I had a pair of rabbits that were once. And I've talked to scientists who study Ethology (animal behavior) who state that animals can, and are just as frequently gay as human beings. And it does count. Because human beings are, in fact, animals. No matter how much you don't want to admit it, we are. That's like saying survival instincts in humans don't count just because humans have a sense of reason.

[gorrilabash]

gay is unatural and its gross .

[Tekken57330]

@gorrilabash it's completely natural saying being gay is like saying being straight is unnatural.

[SuperCakeBrothers]

Top reason to be gay? Not much over what you've said. There's unfortunately so many more bad points.

I'm not allowed to take my child into toilets. As I'm told they're scared I will molest him.

[a1rh3add]

@SuperCakeBrothers The UK really sucks. It's one of the places on my list that make me glad I live in the US.

[SuperCakeBrothers]

@a1rh3add

Not to be rude, but I've been treated much worse in tons of other countries.

At least I can marry nearly anywhere angel <3.

[IamXiaofu]

Wait, whoa...we get membership cards? Where's mine? I want one

[EODsplosion]

Mom, my boyfriend is pregnant!

What!?!

[RaiAngelFalls]

I almost didn't recognise you at the start with all your clothes on.

[FADRIELE]

There is that great feeling you can only get if you're gay.

I eat fish, but i love sucking cock, from tiny to hard. KKKKKK And that big thing going out of the underware...Hummmmmmmmmmm

I think people are just stupid cause they fight and discuss about sex. No, just do it.

[AlwaysYourVampire]

yeah but having but sex would be difficult because it would be like craping backwords

...ew

[SuperCakeBrothers]

@AlwaysYourVampire

It's not difficult at all... nothing hard about putting your cock inside another dudes arse :b.

[TheCabe14]

All The Good Looking Ones Are Gay ! not fair Lol Its all Cool

[TheLGcrosby]

woww fagg

[Obsoletepixels]

you don't have to worry about what a woman is hiding in that koochinator of hers O_o

[Nikshal]

lol @ "don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant"

[walkerhaileyo1]

so do you like to have butt sex?

[sorakheart]

is love, not just attraction.

repeat that 8 times and those are my reasons

[Kirasaske37]

oh boy now i wanna be a gay guy not a girl fuck

[zombieslaya1234567]

@Kirasaske37 lol

[Jason1254J]

@Kirasaske37 ur a gay kunt

[Kirasaske37]

@Jason1254J what am I explain (my eng is shit)

[MRTITTYFLY123]

fag

[MrRobCopter]

Wait, I'm straight and I use the words fierce and fabulous all the time.

[aabrch]

You're my sex idol.

[jonyboy1293]

I never knew u were gay

[Godtomanonly]

If this was not the creation of the homosexual beast god would not exist, but it does so it is not a bent gene, its a choosing the truth to the lie that die, man loves man, sex is fruit a high demand on the male structure for good health & vitality, she ransoms her sex & when she closes her legs he has got every right to look elsewhere, for those who are of the same seed bear the same fruit, law is not wrong, To have no inhibitions, guilt trips, restrictions, constrained Be A Sex God Powerful.

[lbabymonkeyl]

Wow you look so attractive with them yellow shades on!

[IchWerdeSterben111]

My reason? You don't have to worry about HIV/AIDS. AT ALL. Because gay men are so overwhelmingly honest and are very vigilant about the importance of not allowing diseases like this to spread.

[nkaywage]

@IchWerdeSterben111 Am I sensing sarcasm?

[Robert5p3]

My reason for being gay is that I like getting poo in and on my dick after I fudge pack my boyfriend. And he likes cleaning up the mess by sucking all the poop off my dick. I tell him to pretend it's chocolate.

[fudgeflutes]

@Robert5p3 You mean he likes to rick your santorum?

[DrFrank1e]

sex.

[Mjolkmaestro]

Hey I never got those glasses! That's discrimination against bis!

[Facepalm67]

I'm a straight guy but for some reason I adore bi and gay men...

I just think they're cool and automatically feel comfortable around them... :3

[wwedisturbed]

My reason... Locker rooms

[HomeSkilletForeva]

all gay people*

[HomeSkilletForeva]

I got a question why do all people have a little girl voice no offense but ive noticed that

[lovemepug101]

LOL i like it when u said " because you can say words like fearce and fabulouse xD"

[adriannippy]

A lot of guys go " That's so gay . This so gay. etc" . Like, what's so great about being st8? Looked yourself in the mirror lately?

[izzy19921000]

Those pecs....

[JaimeinUK]

Why, why, why are most of you such body-worshippers? Why? Why? What about hair on the chest?

[MotherFucker6298]

@ Yingfighter Well you see we all started out female this subject is very complicated but as you see once we are gay some how the female side comes out and nourishes the body more frequently witch is fine.. And yes its fine 2 be "gay" its just a change in feeling... that female side some how produces more female aspects i don't know how yet.. And i'm a neutral person for now so i can't really judge if its healthy being gay it all depends(Using a condom = 100% no worrying so i assume gay is good)

[jessiroxonline1]

Sorry for everyone who is gay. but I say: God made adam and eve,NOT adam and Steve. God made Adam and eve, NOT jenni and eve. That is my proof i will never be gay. and im not even 12.

[davidls11]

@jessiroxonline1 First of all, congratulations on winning today's 'most unoriginal comment of the day' award. But more importantly, you might end up being gay yourself. Lots of guys don't discover it about themselves until their late teens or early twenties. Either way, learn to be more tolerant of people who are different than you. You'll be a happier and better person.

[Saisen10]

@jessiroxonline1

I love how people use the Bible as a shield to push their agenda but ignore it the rest of the time.

[SiliconBong]

Damn to Hell people who use the Bible to justify their fear of the unfamiliar, Saisen10.

[abciance]

@jessiroxonline1 thats not proof at all.....

[lovelymess1973k]

You are SOO hot and adorable!!

[skyleNskyel]

what the fuck?? how do i get here?? i was watching dogs not porns >.<

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

For me being gay got me an AWESOME 6th grade Year Book photo with a big ass black eye! That was a good one... Uh... Oh skeevey guys asking for you and your gf for a 3 way! Always a fun time... AND having all those strangers voting on your right to marry?! How flattering!!! :p

[yaseralsaad]

i cant imagine what exactly you want ,,,, i think you like all men's in the world to be gays heheh is that what you want ...

okay you have your reasons but just keep it for you ...

am open minded but i feel sorry for you i think the female nature you have just made you or makes you a gay i recommend you to heal of this because i don't thinks that you properly first born as gay .

okay don't you ask your self why is ((almost the world are straight))

[MrsShiningstarr]

@yaseralsaad are you seriously THAT fucking ignorant? Why don't you get your head out of your ass and see the real world instead of your shit. Being gay is not some kind of disease it's accepting yourself and being proud of who you are. If you don't like gay people then stop watching youtube videos of gay guys and fucking commenting dumbass

[Werffje1996]

he's fun and kinda hot ^.^

[Blu0tuth0ninja]

What about if I went half-n-half? Does that mean I get half of the benefits, or half of each benefit?

[infectedwounds17]

I like when he says glitter, it made me laugh! Im straight, but there is nothing wrong with being bi, lesbain or gay. So dont be mean to him, just because hes gay.

[Tranquilize06]

@infectedwounds17 thats right haha youre not gay and im obama

[thejesusfreak919]

Idk why I clicked this. Now when my parents view my history they're going to think I'm gay and I'm not. Fml

[wtfuwanthaha]

no thank you haha. those glasses r pretty slick tho

[GummyTumor]

Because when you go to the showers in the gym you get a free peep show. 

[pailum20]

It started off funny then you mentioned discrimination

[KassadenSkylarClouD]

BECAUSE THEY'RE SEXY ;D

[yojimbo123100]

Omg did u steel darren criss's glasses xD

[Paigesaysno]

Top reason to be gay? Because women have tits. 'Nuff said.

[yaseralsaad]

@Paigesaysno hehehehe

[Gamorra]

I can be myself without an apology or excuse.

[TheDuyguPoyraz]

Why you always naked? :O

[maradata2]

You just have to die

[writergarrett]

You need to project more.

[Yaoiholic21]

ur always shirtless :D and I SUPPORT and LOVE gay not as in like-like only a fan dude :)

[MalMal619]

I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE 110% :D :D :D :D :D

[MalMal619]

you are so adorable!!! :D :D :D <3

[ahxhellxna]

Homosexuals are gay

[ahxhellxna]

Gays= ...... Gays

[Theomfgilexi09]

@ahxhellxna thats a horrible thing to say. not only calling them 'fags' but sayng that they shud die? ho unhuman are you? just becasue your sexually atrracted to the same gender does mean your not like any other person. Just becuase your gay you still have 2 eyes, 2 legs nad arsms, a brain, and a heart.. no one deserves to die

[ahxhellxna]

I hate gays

[davidls11]

@ahxhellxna Why? Did a gay person hurt you?

[mirzacheker]

Hah,Gaaayyy

[PacManRULER]

Idk I really like the wardrobe thing.. And The PENIS's!

[kidpyr0]

Because you can make any awkward moment SO MUCH MORE AWKWARD! Then sit back and watch them squirm XD

[TroopofMonkies]

Because being a shorty is awesome!! Thanks Davey Wavey's "Message to Short Guys" :D

[MrBambooocha99]

congratulations.

[MrAlexander389]

gay....



[ThatChickPhia]

@MrAlexander389 duh

[DKH9731]

1.) it still means that there is someone out there for you 2.) 1 week per month you dont have to put up with the whole pms thing and her comments or attitude 3.) sexy bodz everywhere 4.) gay people are super dooper so much fun like you 5.) they can be sweet and nice like girls but in a guy body

[mensabs]

when you push your pecs together they look like breasts

[teteu7971]

delicia quero pra mim

[KingHaruhist]

Fierce is my favourite word

[awez0mnezz]

i dont have a membership card or those glasses :c

[0J5y7]

Is fierce really a gay word? I didn't know that

[Yingfighter]

Dammit, how come gay guys are always gorgeous and straight guys are always skinny and ugly?

[Nexils]

@Yingfighter Guess that's another reason to be gay :D

[Yingfighter]

@Nexils Hehe, yep.

[eliaspaard]

@Yingfighter because ur skinny and ugly too :$

[Blu0tuth0ninja]

@Yingfighter haha, I think its just you. Gay people tend to be more well kempt than straights, but they aren't GENERALLY any better looking than straights. BUt they are so much more fun. ;) Thats why I go both ways. I can have fun with everyone.

[Gothickiller66]

@Yingfighter I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[adriannippy]

@Yingfighter Skinny? FAT you mean!

[foxspirit666]

@Yingfighter Because gay guys appreciate the male body more :3

[SkwerlBergamot]

@Yingfighter

because masculine men shuns taking care of yourself

if it's any reassurance according to a couple people i'm pretty fucking hot, but i'm also extremely flamboyant arguably queer, and still don't mind pretty men

[damndj]

This is why I hate being gay.

[MrAllad]

cum tastes better

[MrAllad]

top reason to be gay that I don't have to eat pussy or touch it.

[MissSFGiantsLover]

I would not like to be lesbian because pussy smells like fish ._. If I was gay... I would prefer being a gay GUY because .... I WOULD RAPE YOU!!!!! ♥.♥ I would say it again and again.... WHY. HOT. GUYS. ARE. GAY? Why non-hot guys are gay? D:

[Robert5p3]

@MissSFGiantsLover There are 2 reasons why some men are gay ... Either they found it very difficult to talk to and develop a relationship with girls, so they never got a girlfriend and then became gay, or they were tired of girls always playing hard-to-get since most girls don't act desperate to have a boyfriend, and so they ended up going gay.

[majormorkiss]

@Robert5p3 You just named two things that have nothing to do with how gay guys "became gay." Good work.

[majormorkiss]

@MissSFGiantsLover So many offensive remarks in such a small Youtube comment.

[rastakingx]

Women are loud psycho irrational emotional bitches. "I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[rastakingx]

@rastakingx Sorry, MOST women are. some are awesome :)

[Ryzawing]

@rastakingx The only reason why we're emotional is because of periods aand the fact that we're open. Men aren't really open and it's not good to keep everything inside which leads to stress which leads to suicide.