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  • are they serious? this is a joke right?

  • "I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie"

    Also, if our bodies were really full of DNA, we would dissolve.

    I pulled a muscle while laughing when I watched this the first time.

  • 00:20 LOL? " i can sum it up in 3 words, evolution is a lie" maaaaaaaate learn how to count you drop out

  • "How can anyone believe that humans evolved from monkeys..." Not only doens't he believe in evolution - he doesn't even entirely understand what he doesn't believe.

  • i like this video i have no more time i have to fuck a hooker !

  • I had a huge banana grin on my face this whole video.

  • Who is in the hat? They'r the most screwed up. Im atheist and i dont don a black robe and crucify christians on my street.

  • In the first min of this video i seriously thought this was a troll, but i guess it wasn't. These 3 people don't have any ideas of science and if the world was Atheist i wouldn't go fuck a hooker or smoke pot with my friends, these people are fucking stupid.

  • @Fusedghost45 You know these people are just actors right?

  • I once asked my uncle when I was young that, where does god come from? how did he exists? All he said to me was, "dont say that, if you say something like that about god, it means your not faithful to him."

    Honestly, I'd asked that same question when i was older and most of the people gave similar answers.

    So.... where does god come from?

  • @jaysong87

    he came from Pizza hut

    whenever I phone him

    he sends his angels, blessing me with his cheese and pepperoni

    sadly he wants money for it :(

  • @jaysong87 the minds of a few disgruntled Jews in Palestine 2000 years ago

  • not subtle enough

  • idiots...

  • where do i buy the black robe and where is this place ruled by atheist sounds fun lol atheist for life

  • IS THIS REAL?

  • "monkeys dont live several million years". Lol, this is satire right? its a joke? plz tell me it is

  • This is the WORST FUCKING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • This is a satire you guys...

  • WOOOW, this was the most retarded video I've EVER SEEN. wow... wow... i mean seriously? what is this? is everyone stupid but me?

  • heh f'*** you sliptivity!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol they are retarded

  • I think it's safe to say that the guy in the hat is a freakin idiot. or it's just a joke. either way, what he said about athiests is wrong. I don't believe in any God but I know that killing is wrong, and prostitution is wrong. I'm fine with gay people, I'm not sure how I feel about abortion because I haven't gotten anybody pregnant yet. But I'm sure if atheists ruled the world, it would be better. We wouldn't be labeled by religion, and that's one less war to fight, right?

  • That is the most ignorant thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

  • O.o Um there is acid in pop slash orange juice. I know lots of christians that smoke marijauna. Gay people are human life just like fetusis (I'm an atheist). I really like that he said atheists are hypocritical....have they read the bible? Though shalt not kill....plagues and the fall of sodom...

  • HOLY KROM!! Taken directly from online fundamentalist forums?!?! This level of ignorance should be put on TV for pure comic relief... Oh wait, that's what FOX News is.

  • This video does reflect many theists(christians and muslims) that I have encountered here on youtube. ;O)

    Katalyzt

  • @Katalyzt Agreed... There are some scary people out there.

  • wait if god does exist then why are all the children in africa dying

  • For facks sake humans didnt evolve from monkeys, stupid christians

  • I always think these videos are a hoax because they're so stupid, and all the arguments presented are hysterically stupid. They also tend to, incredibly ironically, cite scientific evidence, incredibly incorrectly, to bolster their arguments for creationism. I find it a little sad. Science is so humbly seeking the truth, whilst these guys are so arrogantly rejecting the wisdom of our age and the exciting journey of knowledge it continues to be.

  • @jimmicreesti You said, "Science is so humbly seeking the truth"... What about death? Your god science never gave the rescue for 7 Billion dollars worth Steve Jobs and it never will for any other human being~~Heb. 9:27...

    This is why the Bible does not seek truth it is THE TRUTH.

  • @Rockioe Ermmmm, not so stupid over here to fall for that haha, but nice try ;)

    Though if you really want a proper reply please write something that makes an iota of sense, rather than attempting to baffle with non-sense. Cheers, much love x

  • @jimmicreesti You just reject the truth...It's okay---No surprise to God... Your god science falls and breaks its ugly head with no rescue...Ha ha ha lol...

    Proverbs14:16~~A wise man fears, and departs from evil: but the fool rages, and is confident...

  • @Rockioe Lol, I reflect the truth - you're just a medieval sheep. And I can make poems mean whatever I want them to mean too, so you can save the bother reciting Proverbs. Like, what's that meant to achieve anyway? Lots of love xx

  • when i watched this video about over 1 minute i thought this was a troll. Then i checked the fundamentalist forum :( It's realy sad that people like this exist.

  • Not sure if trolling or...

  • Let's take a quick look at conflics that have been caused/influenced by religion:

    The "Great Crusades"

    World War 2

    The Darfur/Sudan "cleansing"

    The second war in Iraq/ 9/11

    The Spanish Inquisition

    And, finally, when the Spanish came to America, they killed hundreds of thousands of the Aztec people because they would not give up their religious beliefs and surrender to the Spanish. Even though it was the Aztec's land.

    And these people are trying to say "atheism" causes conflict??? What a joke

  • @14armssh "What a joke" Yes this video is a joke you autistic fuck.

  • "evolution is a lie"... that's four words, Lol

  • Is this a troll video? xD

  • hey who are these guys? they are such great comedians ^.^ do they have more videos?

  • I'm so happy you guys posted this video about dumb questions Christians ask.

  • You guys are awsome, this gives me hope that we will soon push religion, ummm i mean athiesm, into the deep minority of our population.

  • Muahahahahaha the stupidity on display is impressive! Must say these guys do a good job of portraying some of the more moronic theists.

  • Trololol

  • GOD<atheism haha

  • omfg "Why arent children born monkies" XDDDD

  • that DNA comment is brilliant.. and atheists are the ignorant ones?!

  • LOL!!!! Religon causes more death than anything on this planet. There is so many religions if there was fact out there. There would only be 1. Also people kill in gods name all the time. Take the fairy tale character Lucifer for example. I've noticed as well people who do go to church judge more than anyone else and this is why war starts. Look how angry this guy is over atheism. That's a lot of judging and anger. I would never want to go to heaven and know the living are alive that's hell.

  • @Pasling270 uh, hello? the Holocaust ring a bell?

  • @DOWrocksify Yeah, thanks for making my point. I appreciate it.

  • religion is a must to keep peace huh? religion is the cause for spiritual segregation among humans, their beliefs are expressed in words, but that's the problem it shouldn't be that way, it should be expressed through your actions, Jesus came to this Earth to teach the human race by his actions, love and forgiveness, embrace the true nature of their existence, and the only way to find out the purpose of your creation is by reading the bible, its the manual on how to live a good life full of love

  • "Evolution is a lie" is four words

  • That would one awesome world : D Except for the smoking part . Smoking only helps like really depressed people and if you are stupid enough to get depressed you should die .

  • @Zemoch93 Most people with depression are born with it because of a chemical imbalance. I have Rheumatoid arthritis not because I I got it because I was born with it. Good point idiot.

  • sounds good were do I sign up to this world

  • Countries dominated by atheism, such as Sweden, Denmark, and Norway are much more peaceful than countries dominated by religion. So much for religion being the answer to peace.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 You understand

  • @Tyranoraptor1 HAHAHA They also have the highest suicide rates on the planet.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 Unsurprising. According to the bible, jesus says he came to tear families apart...

    Jesus says that he has come to destroy families by making family members hate each other. He has “come not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34

  • @Tyranoraptor1 those countries r also some of the most immoral.

  • @DOWrocksify What is your definition of "immoral"???

  • @Tyranoraptor1 So why are they comitting self genocideby depopualating themselves and bringing in hoards of muslim immigrants if these atheist countries are so smart?

  • @Tyranoraptor1

    what about North Korea?

    (just playing devil's advocate)

  • .@Tyranoraptor1

    Yeah those countries been atheistic only for a short time and their values are based on Christianity so they are harvesting the fruits of their Christian ancestors , what will they children be harvesting the future tell, as I see it their population is declining due high rate of abortion and liberal lifestyle, so the gap is being filled by others who start to nicely changing their way of life. Wait and see.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 Yay for scandinavia, at least on the religious front.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 minus tibet right? Tibet is peaceful right?

  • @Tyranoraptor1 I never said it did okay.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 minus tibet right? Tibet is peaceful right? I was Saying/asking that Tibet is one of the few religious countries that is relatively peaceful is it not?

  • child: hey mum

    mother:hello son!

    child: hey im going to fuck some hookers.

    mother: ok son dont be late!

    i think theres something wrong here...

  • I love how everyone is commenting like these kids are serious, oversensitive Americans I feel bad for all of you.

  • @bhbrklyn Americans are just as bad as arabian people. They are both extremists in there believe. One kills fore god the other fore allah.

  • @Wieditleestisgek666 Their* people. Pasling270 Grammar police at your service.

  • "I know if i didn't have God's will to fear, i would have killed many, many times."?

    There is definitely something wrong with that guy.

  • @cannibalkitt3n Well imo he's thinking of a rational in reference to fear, because "fear" is better respected.

  • @cannibalkitt3n der is so many people with dat problem, how to deal with dem ? without gods fear ? if der is no one to judge me, i'll think for only myself, not other creature.

  • @cannibalkitt3n this is ment to be a joke, hes not serious

  • @cannibalkitt3n

    Read some books , soldiers who doesn’t believe in good are much more capable of war crimes than those who has faith , they are easier to corrupt because they don’t fear of God. Recommend you a book Gulag Archipelago, it shows how nice godless people are especially in harsh situations.

  • @cannibalkitt3n

    What this guy try to say is many of us need a handbrake to control our emotions. So if tomorrow anarchy would break out your atheist friends would have no problem to kill and torture you because they wouldn’t fear the consequences ..

  • @cannibalkitt3n He should really be locked up

  • @cannibalkitt3n Something wrong?? Do you really think that there's anything right about any of them? ahuahuha

  • @cannibalkitt3n No there is something wrong with you and 75% of retards commenting on this video, THE VIDEO IS CLEARLY SARCASTIC MAKING FUN OF CHRISTIANS. It saddens me how dumb the majority of people are.

  • QUICK, THERE'S A CHRISTIAN OUTSIDE!

    *grabs hooded robes*

  • 1. Acid has different levels some melt things some are just in stuff like lemons.

    2. You don't understand Evoultion. Humans aren't born monkeys because our genetic data has already been changed.

  • -_-... yes, we'd dissolve because of.. agh. this is dumb. these people are being incredibly dumb. there are different levels of acidity and not all acid can dissolve a whole human. he should know this from throwing up. by his logic, you'd dissolve from barfing because stomach acid is an acid.

  • 3:32, that's actually christians and black people. or known as kkk

  • @MrFunnylicious

    the kkk is just a gang of delusional racists that use religion as a controlling and unifying method.

  • This is just you're opinion.

  • @sephiroth22635

    That is just your spelling.

  • @mynameistnb And that is just a comment that makes no sense. ;)

  • These guys are clearly trolling, they contradict themselves on purpose after each thing they say. The reason the joke failed is that 99% of people are actually stupider than these guys are pretending to be.

  • wooooow ignorance PLUS+

  • GOD THANKS FOR FOOD!

    meanwhile in Mexico, some El Pedro gathers tomatoes and sends them to me!

    But LORD thanks for tomatoes! who cares about El Pedro and his poor family?

  • Uprate this comment so people who can't be bothered to read description can find out that this is satire.

  • It's called satire.

  • 1 question how come countries in which atheism is more common proportionally has: less crime, rape and abortions?

  • BOOM goes the Atheist.

  • This is Just laugh out loud, piss your pants funny. I never realized how stupid some of the creationist arguments were.

  • pfft shows what you people know, monkeys they live about 6million years or so.

  • Haha.I had a nice laugh.And some painful face-palms :P

  • i'd so troll these guys.They're so easy. :P

  • @MeCreateAccountxD actually, they were the trolls, they're spewing christian arguments from a forum.

  • @Bleumange No shit, homie!It's not like it's says that in the description.

  • @MeCreateAccountxD Most people haven't read it and your comment seemed to suggest you took it seriously.

  • 2:19 - 3:56 K...wft is he talking about..!?

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  • I'm looking forward to this Atheist future you speak of... LOL!

  • since adaption is proven then evolution isproven

  • all these dudes are extremely retarded... i believe its their 1st lifes they will mature in time and ready to be harvested eventually!!!

  • @TheUrbancamo read the description

  • OH GOD, I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • i realy though this was ment as a joke!

  • @TheHellreeper

    This is from a real conversation in the Internet and they want to show how ignorant Theistic people are!

  • @TheHellreeper it is, read the description.

  • is this a joke? realy? this cant be real? right?

  • their saying that all atheists smoke pot and do stuff to hookers, there is no evidence god made life

  • genius. Best satirical veiw of fundamentalists in a long time.

  • Dont know if its a joke....or they are retarded.

  • that means he is still going to hell

  • so what if its sarcasm, i love how i can actually use some athiest videos to prove the existance of God to people. so to some of you athiests who actually make the videos that i need thank you for attempting to disprove God but doing otherwise:)

  • @Megavolk18 if you are serious i fear for ur life

  • @Megavolk18 Lolwhut!?

  • @Megavolk18 so if god didn't exist you would've killed tons of people by now, right?

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  • Fuck, I'm missing out on something. The atheists sound like they know how to have a good time.

  • So much WIN in just one video.

  • I love how atheism videos that criticize theists use sarcasm. I can bet money there are a significant amount of theists who didn't pick up on that and voted the videos up.

  • lol christians are claiming it again, that without 'god' morality wont exist. how pathetic...

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  • @spencercruz4U The best part is the discrepancy in the moral values of your average Christian when compared to God. The Biblical God is a tyrannical psychopathic murderer.

    Heck, if the existence of morality proves God, it's because we're setting Him up as an example of what we definitely should not do.

  • Hahaha! I know it's a joke, but even if it wasn't, I'd still laugh. Ah, those poor Christians and their silly fairy tales... I'm joking. I don't care what religion you are. I'm an Atheist. So what?

  • 1:22 is the best haha. I love how he finishes it with a subtle nod. funny guy

  • haha that atheists family sounds awesome

  • haha this video is great, congratulations!!!

    and those dumbasses really talk that way

  • is this a parody? Because no one can be that stupid. running after Christians as they ran after "witches"? But wait; Christians are real. and harmful!! Why would anyone run after mice like you?

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  • hahahaa i love the athiest family!!!

  • THIS SUCKS...I think the worst part of this video is that they are young white kids. Their whole family history is based off the Bible, and they inherit Christianity....Family structures all across America are breaking apart. Parents fighting with their kids, hatred for themselves and no love for God. Terrible families make terrible kids. They are the children of Israel, the chosen ones, yet they denounce their faith...I blame the government.

  • @12whitetribes We are making a step to a better world. All of the stuff going down is simply a by product of the 21st century and all of this culture crap ^^

    Bs my friend, that's what you're spreading =)

  • wait never mind my last comment......who said fucking a hooker was wrong in the first place? what if not fucking a hooker is wrong???

  • who said fucking a hooker was wrong in the first place?

  • "If I didn;t have God's judgement to fear, I would've killed many many times" Exactly

  • Ok now...seriously? Even after THIS 1:14, people don't get that they were being ironic?

    For fuck sake!

  • @UltimatePlayer000001 they weren't being ironic, they were being literal. it says at the end and in the description that they're just quoting what actual people have said on various Christian forums

  • @Cuddlebunzzzz There couldn't possibly be more than one person on this planet to say that it would kill thousands of people if there were no sins. They are clearly atheists, I asure you.

  • @UltimatePlayer000001 of course the guys in the videos are atheists. but the people they are quoting are most likely not, since these are all quotes taken from Christian fundamentalist forums

  • @Cuddlebunzzzz ...I'm not gonna convince you they were being ironic...am I?

    Have a good day sir.

  • Why their faces are so...damn...pink...

  • Mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA

    CHRISTIAN LOGIC

  • @Schadenfreude47

    NO. stupid logic. stupid is an equal opportunity employer in this world.

  • @Schadenfreude47 No, It's just desprite-for-attention moron logic

  • Sooner or later the world will be run by Atheist if there is no scientific evidence to prove a god.

  • All of this reminds me of arguments in kindergarten...

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  • Hey is that a sarcasm or what? I am not religious but the acting and some questions made sense to me...

  • @Tanklovaaa Lmao, no it's sarcasm alright. The questions and commentary were taken from religious fundamentalists and regurgitated to show how silly everything they said really is.

  • @MrPerfectMeme silly maybe, but still makes sense!

  • @Tanklovaaa so you would've killed tons of people if you weren't afraid of going to hell?

  • @Tanklovaaa It uses faulty logic.

  • 0:20 That's four words, not three dumbass.

    Deoxirribonucleic Acid is DNA, so therefore, your body is full of it. and what is this? YOUR NOT BURNING UP. This is why I am Atheist. Christians think, or rather, people with religion in general, that instead of finding the cause and effect for things, that they should just say, "God did it," and never truly answer the question.

  • @jmmrockstarr9 ...they're taking the piss...

  • lol satire

  • This is satire you guys! The makers of this video took what morons said and parodied it. The sad part is that I know some people who actually believe this...

  • 2:50 If athiests ruled the world, There would still be Laws.

  • 1:05 FAIL!

  • 0:31 That was 4 Words, Can you please learn to count.

  • @TheWafflescat *Facedesk*

  • Wheres your counter evidence. Some it up in 3 words. Crap. Are you guys retarded? You have no valid logical arguments nor counter proof.

  • *quote from the video*