A Day In The Life Kristen Stewart (parody/spoof)

[spongebobsnoopylolz2]

dont hate on twilight.... dont be jelly bro

[OliveGarden94]

maybe u should..ah...get..oh wat r those things...wat r they callin them these days ....oh ya...A LIFE! freak.

[OohJoy]

@OliveGarden94 or maybe you should get a uh.. what do they call that now.. uh.. that they teach in schools? oh yeah. a grammar lesson. just a suggestion.

[OliveGarden94]

@OohJoy oh wow. great comeback...copying the actual good comeback....maybe instead of pretending to be people and act like other people and copying other people's comebacks..u should get ur own personality. and my grammar was fine. i think the only person with a problem is u.

[OohJoy]

@OliveGarden94 you legitimately make me weep for this generation. i'm sorry that you're such a negative person.

[OliveGarden94]

@OohJoy now ur embarrassed that u have no good comebacks, so ur trying to make it seem like ur above all of us by saying our society is shot to the crap shoot. and hey, no need to apologize. im not negative, im just honest. the only person that should be "wheeping" is u. ur the one that is making our society awful, by acting not only as a real celebrity but simply has nothing else to do but think about what kristen stewart is doing in a usual day and make a video, and wait for it-UPLOAD IT.

[Starkardur]

The ring of the nibelungs - ha such a bad mini series and Robert was dubbed in it hahahahaha.

[thekeddo]

lol this is rly funny, i think this is exactly what she does, the only differences were that this girl is actually hoter than kristen and also that kristen is a lesbian not a robert pattinson fan.

[ClementineMorice]

I love Kristen stewart but this video is very funny ;) I love it! And Ilove the moment at 3.22 min ;)

[ClementineMorice]

I love Kristen stewart but this video is very funny ;) I love it!

[klcb1923]

Is that Michael Oreg---ano??? Lol

it's supposed to be Michael angarano right? :)

[kznck]

somehow this seems so realistic :))

[OliveGarden94]

@kznck like u would know......?

[tutu9755]

fuuuuunnyy ! :D seriously it is hilarious!

[HBfan882]

I just watched throug some of the comments, and you guys are so rude!!

[RitaLovesTwilight]

I'm a big Kristen fan and this was awesome. Good job! haha :)

If you have a twitter, I'll follow back. I'm stewygoddess.

Continue on with the great vids.

[teamedwardfan111]

LOL!hilarious!!!!this actually probably is what a day in the life of kristen is like!boring depressing,just like her!lol!i hate kristen stewart so i thought this was so awesome!:)

[OohJoy]

@teamedwardfan111 i sincerely doubt that kristen stewart leads a boring/depressing life.

[teamedwardfan111]

@OohJoy her life shouldn't be boring but since she is boring and depressing,that makes it boring.anyways,i thought the video was very funny......

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

@OohJoy Say it sister!!

[OliveGarden94]

@OohJoy agreed. shes a freaking movie star! she has loads of money. get a life. like u have any idea of what kristen stewart does in a single day. (this last comment was targeted towards the clip, no u oohjoy!

[NuclearRocketToUsa]

Mom!! sdcujehufhujrehgfjejg NO! lol

[xEVE27x]

Well it is healthy.

And my girlfriend has angered, therefore it was pleasant to me even more. The good fellow, the girl

[maridani93]

lmao! thanks for this! omg it was amazing lol. too funny.. and i love the way we love KBitch :) i love you lol <3

[TheSparkleyVampire]

Kristen hates penguins!!!!

[novayorker]

i'm so happy that i remembered this video, if only for 2:56-3:38. you guys need to google "is kristen stewart getting better?" because reasons 1-3 are hilarious. they're things normal people do on an every day basis.

[TheRegoularsam]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah im gonna die!!!!!!!!big up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

[SeleneStephanie]

Well I for one thought this was brilliant! Rob's was hilarious too! Do you see the difference between Rob fans and Kristen fans? Some people can't take a joke. This is like everywhere! If you're not kissing her ass, people bitch about it. It had me laughing regardless. =)

[QueoniaxToxicxCupie]

@SeleneStephanie That's so true. :D

[misssnazzypop]

Get over being childish, This is your idea of a joke? Great sense of humourr

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

@misssnazzypop KISS MY ASS MISSSNAZZYPOP KTHANKS

[misssnazzypop]

@ashleybeatsandrhymes naa thanks why would i wanna kiss something so fat

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

@misssnazzypop okay let's keep fat jokes to middle school. maybe that's your grade level, not trying to be discriminatory against twelve-year-olds. you can kiss my skinny BEAUTIFUL ass, but only after you graduate from eighth grade. peace and blessings.

[misssnazzypop]

I Love Kristen. Thisss is sooooo unfunny. You don't even know what she does. ffs.

[OohJoy]

@misssnazzypop my bad. i didn't realize you were her bff 4 lyfe and knew everything about her.

[misssnazzypop]

@OohJoy It's your bad for being so rude. Btw i'm not her bff, but atleast i have respect for her.

[OohJoy]

@misssnazzypop dear god. get over yourself.

[OliveGarden94]

@misssnazzypop i just looked up what ffs is. ur so stupid...oh wow u can abreviate dumbo. but i agree with ur comment!

[claire2021]

what is the name of the FIRST song?

[DxSuicidexSeasonxD]

3:17 roflgasm

[misstwilightfreakk27]

what is the song at the very very begining please tell me and not the second song called pale blue eyes

[OohJoy]

@misstwilightfreakk27 because i got high by afroman

[misstwilightfreakk27]

@OohJoy thanks

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

joy, i just realized we posted this on april 20th. heh. heh.

[OohJoy]

@ashleybeatsandrhymes how appropriate :)

[supermassivehole1]

Oh I love this video!! :d

[wizkei]

hahahahahahaha

[Aerochill]

Haha even though its kind of mean..it's funny.

[hibbabourgi]

is this a joke? couse if it is its not funny.

but still good video

[TaLySToRMiii]

I LOVE KRISTEN STEWART! SHES AMAZING! RPATZ IS CUTE =P

[yoplasticine]

-be sad

-be lonely

-cry

-stutter

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJJJAJAJAJ

[sweetspenda]

Hilariouss. I can actually see her doing thiss (: Lol good job.

[shorteddie24]

Its Because i got high!! by afoman

[JustLoveTwilight1]

pale blueeeee eyes...*singing* =))

..I've seen this video long time ago and I have to say that..I love it!I can't sop watching i!

Kristen is my favourite badass!!

[fergiro666]

fucking brilliant!

[4EvaFreaky]

You look totally like her :D

but the way you talk is not 'right' ^^

great parody

[TheTwilightNerd1]

omg soooo funny i love when kristen's momyelles at her and shes studdering and it takes her for ever to answer...ausome job

[LydiaArvidssonShukur]

are you for or against global warming? xD LOLzzz

[KSlookalike]

can anyone tell me what this song is called?  :D

[OohJoy]

@KSlookalike check the information box

[hibbabourgi]

@OohJoy

i hate how she talks thats not funny.

why did you do this video?

[OohJoy]

@hibbabourgi why did you watch it?

[hibbabourgi]

@OohJoy

becouse its awesome video sooooo funny and i loved how you played with your hair lmao.

i meant why did you do it as in how did you think of this :P

[claire2021]

@OohJoy lol

[LydiaArvidssonShukur]

@KSlookalike pale blue eyes - the velvet underground

[AniToidze]

your acting is very good:)

[xxsummerrosexx]

Are you for or against global warming?

[Zuzukid12]

you are a good actor <3

[PalomaS2Bert]

ashleeeeely <3 i love this video sfm, and bb oohjoy <3

[tuniaPLsilene]

Padłam ze śmiechu xD to śniadanie Kristen.. Mistrzostwo!

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I fell out laughing xD It breakfast Kristen .. Champion!

[TheXxxmazzxxx]

is was realli funny :P

btw has anyone ever noticed kristen stewarts eyebrows in new moon !

just look at them n u will see she needs to fix them badly ! lmao x !

[Av24xx]

cool parody ... and I love Kris Stewart :)

[ricci9200]

3:17 xD

[ricci9200]

kristen dance xD

[SPNLRPATZ]

i dream and idolize robert pattinson and jensen ackles

[KissedbyHim4ever]

Um, That's weird because my day is usually like that.

1. uNLIKE SMOKING, I burn incense.

2. I don't dream and idolize Rob Pattison, I dream and Idolize about Jensen Ackles.

3. I do google myself, even though i'm not famous.

WOW I'M LIKE KRISTEN STEWART.... mom!!!!!!!!

[R2R3L4]

Kristen googles herself, lol

[lovernotafighter303]

U do Kristen Stewart so goodlol very nice job guys

[2soccergirl3221]

lol.. you actually look like herr! hahaa.. and you stutter just like she doess.. alll the timee xD

[AlexSP0044]

I love Kristen .... but you did a great job ... I leath soo much ....

[claire2021]

3:17 - 3:28 LOL hahahha ashley you are AWESOME. I loveeeee kristen!!

[rodsketches]

check my channel for a Twilight Fan Spoof video

[efciaq]

3:17 AHAHAHAHA

[bi123ish]

this is really cool.

so funny

i love kstew but it's amazing

[mayra756]

hahahahaha!! ta bueanazoo.. sé algo de inglés pero algunas cositas no entiendo.. sería chévere que pongan los subtítulos en español para que otros que vean este video y no sepan inglés lo entiendan. Saludos!! Cuídense!!

[qualityshows]

Very nice! And funny! Thanks for subscribing to my channel. Keep making videos. Good acting, good idea, good editing.

[supermassivehole1]

yeah! this is very funny !!!

REALLY I love it especially a girl play Kristen Stewart !I like verrrrrrrrry much Kristen ! so much .!

[Mrs151Addison]

haha i love Kristen Stewart

but this is halarious

"wakes and bakes"

oh and i love the Robert Pattinson notes

[nitron1994]

I love it. I just really don't like when people make fun the way she talks. I mean, I think she has this problem because she can't find the words to express herself, she don't want to blow it off. Or perhaps she is worry about not to say the corrects things. I dont know. Anyway, the video is great.

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

@nitron1994 hahahahahaha seriously?

[OliveGarden94]

@nitron1994 agreed. k stewart doesnt have a stuttering problem or do it purposefully. shes awkward. we all r. no ones perfect but apparantly "some" people. our society is goin down the poop shoot.

[Malmignatte]

3:17 hahahaaaa!!!

[nfsrf]

right! XDDDDDD

[maariaromero]

LMAO I laughed all the time, could not stop. hahahahha awesomeeeeeeeee

[smerelerk1]

ok I shouldn't have tell you this because I realy love and admire Kristen Stewart, I think she is one of the most talented actress, but I just couldn't stop laughing when the "stuttering" scene begun :)

[TwiIightShadows]

HAHAHAHA THE STUTTERING!!! <333

[patmalafaia]

i LOVE kristen and this video is hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing at the stuttering part!

[bluatp]

I love the stutter part LOL

[theused69]

AHAH! So funny when she touches her hair and makes the faces just like Bella in New moon. haha

[amandablasques]

Yeah...That was nice "/

Just the Lip bit was....uh....Overrated.

[mrsfarroway]

perfect! the stuttering part was like...i crapped my pants sO funny!

[CypriotM]

LOOOL omg i couldnt stop laughing at the stuttering in the mum arguement xD

[nicole71047]

Should Tik Tok Ke$ha when Kristen wakes up

[nicole71047]

Love the pale blue eyes song(;

[MyTandA]

this is so funny! great job! you should do a video as Ashley Greene, you look a lot like her!

[gioelio]

It's hilarius

[apachangada]

hahahaha very funny girl, (adoro a kristen y sus momentos de introspeccion)

[ulibond1107]

3:12 jajja!!!!

[SaviDroid82]

when kristen wakes up th song that comes on is from Adventureland

[makenzietaylorful]

it's funny when her mom yells at her

[DontEatMeatFuckers]

that was kristen^^

but i like kristen

[xScarletxRosex]

LMAO! That was so Kristen...sorry I don't like her.

[zacefronissohot20]

luv thes tuttering its hilarious

[lyddesk8gr8]

Love the argument with her mom! :D 5 stars!!

[annasosexy]

hilarious!! i think kristen was Laugh her ass off is she saw this. cuz we know it's just a joke. obviously. =)

[ReginaaFellangi]

3:17 is hilarious :')

[littlexeleri]

hahahaaha

the dancing!!!!

that was so like her haha

[whatteverr1]

are you for or against global warming KILLS ME

lmao

[Danilceva]

bravo gierls!!!=)

[AliceBekkaCullenHale]

some bits are random but very funny some times xx lol

[whatteverr1]

this is the only parody i like. because i know you are not haters :)

[aizanjay]

haha

i cant stop laugh

really relay to K-stew

team Bella

[PokLuckDong]

dude I love the studdering haha you forgot that she blinks constantly... n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nno no

[twilightlover3143]

Kristen stewart is a really good Bella and a great actor

[musicmaddy18]

it's a joke. If they read the side, they love kristen.

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

haha okay

[Twilightloveer14]

hahaha! this was awsomee, great video!!

[SweetMeloncholy]

I LOVE K-STEW i mean she is my girl crush lol BUt this was halarious! lol ur awsome lol

[katytattle]

all i can say is......wow, this was something else haha =/

[Georgiababieee]

i have that edward cullen poster on your wall!! woooo

[morgasumsxD]

lawl.

[l3ahkathryn]

you are great. hahaha.

[estela1993VLC]

jajajaja ME ENCANTA! :)

[MsTwilight55]

i love how u get into character: Biting the lip, playing with ur hair, and even blinking A LOT :) haha good job

[illyriaxjx]

LOL!!

[HarleyMPE]

She's pretty like Kristen Stewart. I thought it was kinda funny. It was certainly clever.

[rozedarque]

ahaha too funny you guys rock:P

[KayteeMorgan]

3:18 - 3:28 was just liek her haah :)

[OhSoSharnee]

Haaa, i mean, i love kristen stewart and stuff, but the bit where she is shouting at her mum is absolutely hilarious.

i don't get why she is practising her snarl though..?

[beachbum954]

ahh i love kristen, this was funny btw

[dollfayceee]

i can watch this OVER AND OVER

its amazing

[MaddiTfan]

ahahahah!!!

lfmao!

great job!!

[heyitsCierraMcclure]

tht waz damn funny

[iluvpetewentz452]

3:15 to 3:30 orgasm!!

[rebeccar1001]

hahahahahha bloody funny!! that is exactly like her. you legends! x

[kiwae9]

That was...freacking hilarious...

i love Kristen but the impression you did, when she yells at her mom was just...priceless...

[dulce0288]

Dude, i kinda fucking love your guys' funny. That was epic!

[uhleeseeuh]

3:15 to 3:30 is the best part LMFAO!

[Kueck10893]

I was under the impression that global warming was something Al Gore made up for fun...

[sexgod28]

HAHHAAHA FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[rachel3992]

i loved the global warming part LOL

[outofWAKproductions]

Oh my gosh you guys! Your videos are SO funny!!!! Ha ha! Please do more!!!!!!!

[imSOridiculous]

where did you get the leggings? I MUST KNOW. i need them like so much. i am dying.

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

target! 

they might be gone by now but last time i saw them they were on sale for like six bucks.

[imSOridiculous]

ahh sweet deal! i was worried they were from like american apparel or something and they'd be expensive.

[NJisAsexyASS]

HAHHAHAH! OMG! that mom part is dead on!

[otbdancer]

LMFAO i know the girl whos account is josephjonasismine her name is sugah and she is my bestiest friend!!!! HAHAHAHA

[JOSEPHJONASISMINE]

omg that was really funny hahahah espicially the mom part

[EdwardCullenLovesMe2]

lol! hilarious!

[cdaae3]

I. love. this. sooo much.

THank you for posting!!!

[DanceHottie01]

i think this is the parody that kristen stewart says made her laugh at herself lol

[OohJoy]

woah... wait what?

more info, please!

[cdaae3]

Yea please post the interview if you find it! thanks :)

[timeandtrials]

hair's not greasy enough. haha.

but otherwise, A++

[TasogareAnime]

xD This was awesome.

[bybymc]

Wow, you really look like her.

And this is so funny.

[ashleybeatsandrhymes]

thanks bb (:

[acrosstheuniverse16]

my friend and i are actually obsessed with this! it's so freaking funny!

[diamondprincess0690]

whats the name of this song?? i really like it

[OohJoy]

'pale blue eyes' by lou reed and the velvet underground.

i always put the titles of the songs in the video information box. :)

[booboorockz3]

you look like kristen so much a 5:00

[fashin97]

i am almost pissing my pants right now. that was fantastic

[superrrbadchickadee]

lmfao rofl!!! the studdering at her mom was epic.

[IglooDweller]

LMFAO @ REPLYING TO HER MUM!!!