Scary Movie 3 "Wakin Up Dead"

[PYROTEKNIKS801]

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo!

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there man!

[Morstonaqu]

That's some quantum shit right there!



[TheButtercups24]

Just got to love this movie haha :)

[lambolawrence1]

I love youtube members... y'all comments make the video much more funnier lol

[LoliFox14]

Ahhh~....scary movie 3 was easily my favourite. XD

[rikimaru700]

Would it be sad that me and my friend had this same conversation?

[3DTyrant]

@rikimaru700 ...not at all

[Dustin2424]

u cant go to bed dead! man that shit would be redundant!

[chadunn13]

lol their logic makes absolutely no sense

[mclean2010]

THATS SOME RAW SHIT RIGHT THERE!

[chadunn13]

@mclean2010 he says "that's some QUANTUM shit right there"

[Jaaneesegirl]

wait a second....when ur dead u cant wake up

[dtejas]

@Jaaneesegirl but you go to bed alive then you have to wake up. and if you are not alive while waking up, then you are waking up dead. :-//

[NoobNo3More]

MINDBLOWN!!! O_O_O

[spidertager]

Lmfao xD

[xMooD1]

dat sum quantum shit right there.. :D

[90sLuVA]

u dont have 2 b in bed to wake up dead....

[washington19ful]

You can't wake up dead because ur dead

[doodmannnn]

yo cant wake up deaad coz u cant wake up if yo dead...

[th3s0ulja2280]

he said you stay droppin out! xD!!!

[RushmanBaby1]

thats impossibal!!!!!!!! 2 go 2 sleep and wake up dead

[KoujiKabuto]

isn`t he mahalik?

[pujitikgirl]

this also mad me think for a while haha!

[1997robban]

roflmao

[Kissezgee08]

damn this video so fucken funny lol

[JittersInternational]

You can't go bed dead man that shit would be redundant!

[zxcobon2007]

8 people woke up dead.

[classicZOSO]

@zxcobon2007 HOw can they wake up dead to dislike a video? *lol*

[zxcobon2007]

@classicZOSO They can be awake but dead and not fall off the bed and press dislike with they head. :O

[classicZOSO]

@zxcobon2007 Dam! that's quantum sh*t rite dare!! XD

[zxcobon2007]

@classicZOSO :D!!!!!!! lmao

[RushmanBaby1]

@classicZOSO wwooww

[Dolcecinnamon]

quantum shit lol ...

[drknockerzs]

8 people woke up dead.

[Rabbit9056]

Respond to this video...  how the hell do you wake up dead?

[NintendoNatarii]

Mahalik:This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ:How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik:'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ:You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik:You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ:No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik:But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place foo'!

CJ:Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

[karl0sCannIbaLFoetuS]

DAMN!! That's some quantum shit right there!!

[john41504]

i love their funny arguments

[Corey12295]

8 people woke up dead

[beeflivercandy]

that some quantum shit rite there!

[r3genIS]

press 8 for "DAIUM!"

[Kodie128]

lmfao I Love these guys 

[mosstick]

How can you go to bed dead and wake up dead? if your dead then you wouldnt wake up lol

[MsKoriLove]

@mosstick Unless......you a zombie!

[popetaytv]

wake up dead lmao

[Lycanbassist]

LMFAO I can't stop laughing at this man... Wow haha hilarious

[dizzipiskio]

this never gets old, the best part of the whole movie is this! you can't go to bed dead, that shit would be redundant!

[Faztlan]

hahaha!! wake up dead!! -TX

[rickthomasvendor]

haha just got done watching it, wanted to see it again, I was hoping someone would appreciate the funnyness of that part like me, thanks for posting :)

[numba1ballla]

What actually happens is in the instant before you die time stretches out for an infinite amount while your body remains in a state of quantum indecision. Dats some quantum shit.

[merctp45]

u dont wake up dead, somebody has to find u

[shaybucxz]

90th st ? lmaooo .

[LATiNAMAMi369]

I burst out laughing when Cindy picks him up at the end

[6nigahiga1]

you can go to bed and not be dead but you die and not be in the bed hahaha ;D

[telam92]

my brain hurts

[KidMoneyFresh420]

Its like addin mike epps to friday. These 2 were perfect for scary movie

[dontjepko]

Funniest duo ever?

[mulattoxbAby]

lmfaoo wake up dead!

[TheArma123]

of people marry 7th-12th grade luv since u have read tthis u will be told something good 2nite if u don't post this 9 times ur worst week begans now

[momo182AT]

look at cindys arms, they look like man arms 0:45

[litejamaicankidd24]

lmaoo

[ErikIsInThaHouse]

u should be teaching a class or something.. hahaha

[Emzaa232]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha so so funny

[KamehamehaEvan14]

"Hey i know a guy who watched that tape a week ago, this mornin he woke up dead!"

[theworldisugly3]

FUCK YES i love their arguments. they literally go nowhere in the end O!LL!

[Retrokidscottie]

haha ; they crazy

[TerminatorX515]

that shit would be  redundant!

[xcorekevin]

i swear i had that exact same conversation with my friend when we were both blazed before this movie even came out haha

[elmothestar]

@xcorekevin I had this convo with my flatmate and searched till i found this. Laughed my tits off

[tiemyrope666]

if your dead how do you wake up?

[OmnipotentO]

my fav part in the movie lol

[ricknasty06]

lol xD

[moddy251]

this was when the scary movie was still good.

[Jaeqo]

thats fucking funny ahahahahahah

[ghghghgh324]

She Is strong

[jabberjaws0123]

lolzzzzz

[K3LS3YKRUNKD00D]

dayum thats some quantum shir right thur!

[luckyirfaan]

Really like that scence

[safoxx]

"You can go to bed, and not be dead , and you can die, and not be in a bed!" LMAO

[awebb012]

@safoxx but u r in the bed man, thats how u wake up dead in the 1st place fool

[bbrezzyimoutty]

lmfaooo. Themm 2 are soo frekin funny, you gotta love them<3 Itz soo freakin funny when the chick like pikz up CJ mann itz sooo funny && crazzyy.

[MikeHall683]

you can't go to bed dead!!!!

[legendaryhero123]

"thats some quantum shit right there man"

lol

[MissDucky117]

LMAO! Cindy picks up CJ.. Haha

[soulwithoutpurpose]

what if you dead and you wake up in heaven did you just wake up dead

[bethomas35]

that would almost be like if a zombie came up to you and said "well, that's just me. i'm dead. that's what i live for."

[dtejas]

i just laugh my a** out at this part of the movie.. :D :D :D deadly funny!!

[njc745]

lmao "thats sum quantum shit" haha

[rcurly11]

CJ:How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik:Cause you're alive when you go to sleep!

Haha lolz I laugh every time I hear that part!!!

[bethomas35]

wouldn't waking up dead period be an oxi-moron? If you're dead, you can't be awake at the same time and vice-versa. Dead is dead. Alive is alive. Dead is not alive. Alive is not dead.

[andyandaustin]

yeah, cause if u wake up you aint dead, but if u go to bed alive and end up dead you wouldnt wake up unless right before you die u woke up then you would wake up dead

[stuckonhorror666]

that's some funny shit.

[VZGproductions]

Those two make the movie funny as hell! lol

[TYPEArchANGEL]

i love those two!!

[Sexy18Liteskin]

That shyt got confusing... the turn up missing one was better

[dtejas]

actually! funny. aint it?

[Katherine3245]

lol...they are so funni!!! this is my favorite part of this movie!! every time iWatch this movie iFall out laughin at this part

[foxterrier1311]

yer tellin me u can go to bed dead and wake up alive u cant go to bed dead man tht shit would b redundant but u could go to bed and not b dead but u could die but not b in the bead. but u r in the bead foo thats how u wake up dead in the 1st place damn! thats som quantum shit rite ther lmao rofl

[Biker16Madd]

lmfao i love it when black guys talk like that :P

[B1kMagik]

damn man, thats racist dude

[B1kMagik]

"how YOU guys", that's a racist comment in itself, so I can't take anything you say serious or intelligent for that matter :)

[tiemyrope666]

word. how come black people get so worked up when you call them black its what colour you are, i dont get pissed when you call me white, same with asians.

[HibikiEcho]

cuz technically some aren't black they're brown!

[OranoosDfa]

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaa=)))) lmao , so funnyyyyyy:))

[Ki11aKaM]

lol you must hang around some fruit loop black people then

[HibikiEcho]

what do you mean YOU BLACK PEOPLE!!!

[latinoheat300]

@KayteeBlue Yo Kaytee thats some racist shit right there girl!

[KayteeBlue]

@latinoheat300 I rest my case.

[Aerokotsu]

@KayteeBlue Saying you are proud to be white is an arrogant statement....Cause yall ain't got shit to not be proud of god damnit!! What you not gonna be proud of? "I wasn't racially discriminated against today man its good to be white!!!" I mean even the racial slurs for white people aren't anything to get mad over. Honkey? I don't know what the hell a honkey is but i'ma put it in the same box as holla back girl. and Cracker? I FUCKIN LOVE CRACKERS! especially ritz them muhfuggas is the shit!!!

[iloveheartyloaf]

@KayteeBlue You know why these people don't agree with you, because everything you said was smart and intellectual. The people who call you racist are not smart or intellectual. Allt hey want is a handout. Justr ignore that trash. And keep being proud of being white.

[Darkprincess12345100]

he did'nt finish saying Damn what he said was dai....... I should stop talking now

[pello777]

I wonder how many retakes they did for this scene coz if I were there I would have laughed the whole time.

[Gr1m5n1p3r86]

omfg thanks for uploading this cause this scene is fucking genius

[8851116]

loooool

classic

[ShadowXAvro]

DAMN thats some quantum shit right there man

[forsakable123]

LOL! "But you are in a bed, that's how you wake up in the first place foo!" "D-d-damn!" HAHA! my favorite scene XP

[twistedjackels]

So your tellin me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? you cant go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant. lol

[cooly1021]

hey kelsea!

its me julia :DD

[MsConjac]

how the hell you can waek up dead?? xD

[dish94]

funny shit right there

[link123253]

hahahahahaha sick :D

[Dodecalypse]

You can't wake up dead btw. Lol

[KourtneyJonasFan1995]

you cant go to bed dead man, that sh*t would be redundant

[Actanius]

lol

[nogymnast87]

favorite part of all time.

[peruvian31495]

Theyre dammm funny!!!!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JA

[arunsridaran]

u tellin me that u can go to bed dead n wake up alive ........ROTFL.

[trequanfunny]

kevin hart iz 1 of my favorite comedians ever extremely funny ARGUEMENT WIT 2 FUNNY GUYS

[ShAdOw0GaBe]

LOL

ahhh Good times

[DaInFaMoUsTrAg]

lmaooooooooooooo

[jlw1967]

Yo man i heard Jamal from 90th street he watched that tape last week and this morning he woke up dead XD

[hondaCBRstunta]

How the hell do you turn up missing?

[mealsonwheels111]

DAMN thats some quality shit right there!!! lol

[GiantMidget5]

that was very stupid when he said he woke up dead. ROFLMAO mahalik is funny as hell. CJ didnt know what the hell he was saying. LMAO wake up dead ahahahahah rich

[MagicMirror981]

scary movie 3 is my fav

[arzlan9]

DayuuuuAM! thats some quantum shit right thayer!

You stay droppin knowledge!

gets me everytime!

[khalidKO115]

that's the funniest part of the movie

[comatosepatients]

Iunno, I always laugh like a mofo when someone threw that box of crayons at the door after George and the little girl left the room and Brenda's like, "NOW WHO DA FUCK DID DAT?"

[mrchaotiq]

You stay droppin' knowledge haha

[bto4]

does anyone know what hes saying at :43

chrondim?

[patient0y]

quantum thats what he say mate thats some quantum shit right there

[jprincipe79]

Mahalik: This morning, he wOke up dead!

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

[RomanRower]

so u tellin' me u can go to bed dead and wake up alive???

[lisababy99999]

you cant go to bed dead....

[guy014]

no wait, cause you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in a bed...

[lisababy99999]

but u are in a bed man, thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool

[guy014]

dayum! thats some quantum shit right there!

[lisababy99999]

thats what im talkin 'bout

hahaha

[guy014]

you should be teachin classes

[WalkingCorn]

You can't go to bed dead man, that shit would be redundant

[tadow331]

no way, cuz you can go to bed and not be dead. but you can die and not be in the bed

[WalkingCorn]

But you are in the bed man that's hwo you wake up dead in the first place foo

[aon3t]

Damn! That's some quantum shit right there man!

[datkam23]

@aon3t its quality not quantum. dahhhhhhhhhhh

[aon3t]

@datkam23 its quantum not quality. dahhhhhhhhhhh

[reckless204]

@datkam23 It's quantum not quality lol listen carefully to it

[BrKT85]

@datkam23

he said quantum, not quality.

[thinkblue97]

hahahahaaha lol

[karenhxo]

hahaa !!

[GotAnSOnMyChest]

lol the end hes like damnn

[GoodnightLullaby]

You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant!

My fav part

[guitarproexpert123]

what does relundant mean?

[GoodnightLullaby]

Redundant means unnecessary

[bto4]

no not really.

sorta like outrageous

[SLCThunk]

it's like, where you repeat yourself...like, saying "unmarried bachelor". Technically you're not repeating anything but you say the same idea twice.

[money237]

i think it's not the same >:)

[spicychic94]

rotflmao ----you cant go to bed dead that shit will be relugdant

-cuz u can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not being in the bed

-but you are in the bed, thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

[SPOTTY619]

you can wake up dead cuz this nigga up the block woke up dead

[timothy316666]

"how the hell do you wake up dead?

-cuz ur alive when you go to sleep!

-and ur telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

you cant go to bed dead that shit will be relugdant

-cuz u can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not being in the bed

-but you are in the bed, thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

[hzbabe]

"how the hell do you wake up dead?

-cuz ur alive when you go to sleep!

-and ur telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

you cant go to bed dead that shit will be relugdant

-cuz u can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not being in the bed

-but you are in the bed, thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

[jeanzandkatz]

hahahahahhahah OMG

[pinkxxchampaine]

lmao luv dat prt so much yano