NaruSasu - Cold

[sasukeuchihaandkiba]

what episode is that on 2:11

[livingstiches]

i think it's in their fight scene or it's later on but i'm pretty sure it's the fight at the valley of the end.

[sasukeuchihaandkiba]

from 1:43 to 1:57 is that a movie or an epiaode

[livingstiches]

movie two or three i think the one with Gaara in it...

[scitah]

sakura runs in circles: owie owie owie.

me: put a sock in it *shoves sasuke's gym sox in sakura's mouth.

[scitah]

gaara: yay jell-o ^.^

me: omg gaara, are you... happy?

gaara nods

sasuke: wow

sakura: owie

me: shut up bitch *slaps*

[scitah]

gaara: ish okay here *sends bbrea a bunch of jello*

me: *takes fishand slaps sasuke with it* stop it with the damn fish *throws fish four thousand miles away*

sasuke: O.O wow, good arm *red fish mark on sasuke's cheek*

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: thanxies gaara -^.^-

*hugz*

[scitah]

gaara, any one want some jell-o, my treat.

me: luff jell-o

sakura: me too!!!

me: *smashes brick apon sakura's head* heh, none for you.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: can i ahve some blue jello ^.^

sasuke: no...you get the fish!

*throws fish at bbrae*

Me: OMG IT'S BACK.!!!

[SerialCereal]

That was cool!

[scitah]

naruto runs away...

me: such children.

gaara: yes they are.

naruto runs while saying: sorry sorry sorry dont kill me!!!

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: sadly i luff you too much to kills you :P <33

*hugz*

[scitah]

naruto hides behind sasuke: oh yeah well i got a human sheild so *sticks out tonghe*

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: :O...damn

 *trys to get past sasuke*

[BbRaeLogan]

*Idea.!*

*bbrae messes up sasukes hair*

mwah, now i've got u naruto.!! -jump-

[scitah]

naruto shoves fish in bbreas face: ha ha

bbrea runs in a circle: ew ew ew ew

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: NARUTO I'M GUNNA KILL YOU. !!!

-jumps-

[scitah]

sasuke: oooookay...

naruto: i wish, i wish, i was a fish

sasuke looks side to side: akward

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:...ewwie i hate fish, GET IT AWAY!!

[scitah]

me: T_T now i feel bad bbrea you make me feel sad.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: but it;s MINE!!! *hugs pizza* ^^

[scitah]

me: oooooookay

naruto and sasuke: can i have some?

[scitah]

scitah: sure.... *sends bbrea videos. for the second time...*

sasuke: dont you hate it when you send something and they dont get it.

scitah: totaly.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: I GOT PIZZA ^.^

[scitah]

scitah; i just sent you two... one and another so calm down.

[BbRaeLogan]

i didn't get them...can u send them again pwzz :)

[scitah]

scitah: uh yeah.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: must see it...*goes and looks it up* : )

[scitah]

naruto: are you guys like ubsesed by family guy?

sasuke: shhhhhh me and scitah are wayching Naruto Shippuuden Abridged (Episode 1)

scitah is laughing her ass off.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: ..they have one for the shippuuden series??

[scitah]

sasuke: that is a terible plan scitah.

20 minutes later

scitah's phone. ring ring ring

me: hello.

sasuke: i love that idea

me: great.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me and Naruto: O.o

[scitah]

random moment.

i walk in and sit down: and thats my plan.

sasuke: uhm what.... you just sat down and said 'and thats my plan'

me: oh.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: wooh...total family guy moment

Naruto:..yeah

[scitah]

sasuke; oookay.

sasuke puts clothes on..( a tee shirt that says 'i;m a bad ass so what' and a pare of pants.)

[BbRaeLogan]

ME:...damn.

*goes over to naruto*

ME: do you look that sexi??

[scitah]

sasuke: i'm in my underware.

naruto: and he's so hot

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: *drools* even sexier

[scitah]

the next day:

scitah: yo bb you up!

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae comes out half asleep, in her pink super girl pj's*

ME: i am now, thanxs to you *rubbs eyes*

*looks over at sasuke*

ME: awwie you so cute in your PJ's sasuke ^.^

--i love my SG pj's alot <333--

[scitah]

scitah; by bys

[scitah]

sasuke: Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da

Dum..

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: : ( i gots to go to bed, i gotta wake up early,..grrz BYEBYE

*hugz naruto and sasuke" -^.^-

Byebye Scitah *hug*

CHIMO!

[scitah]

sasuke: amityvile by eminem and yes you can sing along

[scitah]

sasuke: can i sing if i give you 1.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: maaaybe, depends what song,..and if i can sing along ^.^

[scitah]

twenty minutes later.

sasuke: i'm back, i got bear! :D

naruto: sasuke. *glomps* did you get me one huh huh huh. did ja.

sasuke: yes.

naruto yay.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: I WANT SOME BEER!!! GIMMIE!!!

[scitah]

sasuke: calm down i'll bring you a bear too if you want. i'm thersty and i want to get a bear. now if you dont mind i want you to get off of me. *pushes bbrea off*

*sasuke leaves*

scitah: uhm oooookay.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: :( saaaaaaaaaasuke

[scitah]

scitah: haha nice.

sai: thats what i said

sasuke: u people descust me. i'm outo the comment board.

naruto: no sasuke you cant leave me here! T_T

sasuke: i'm just going to get a bear.

naruto: oh... okay have fun. ^.^

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: SASUKE!!!! *glomp* u can't leave ^.^

[scitah]

sai: haha

sasuke: hey

scitah wakes up: whats goin on? what i miss?

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: u missed me totally kickin the living shit outta sasuke *smiles proudly*

[scitah]

sasuke; hey scitah, whats wrong you havent said anything for the past few weeks or so.

sai: she fell asleep while watching you guys fight and argue.

sasuke: you havent said anything either.

sai: i was enjoying the show. ^.^ *pull out popcorn*

sasuke: ooooookay.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: Sasuke's the one being an ass!!!

[scitah]

sasuke gets reeeeealy angry: GGRRRRR GET OFF OF HIM ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!! * sasuke is beinhg so scary.

[scitah]

sasuke: k

[BbRaeLogan]

*Random Moment*

*Bbraelogan Takkles Naruto*

NARUTO!!!!! -glomp-

[scitah]

sasuke: what's intence?

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: what you and Naruto where talking about....or i'm just random : P

[scitah]

sasuke: what did you do to her? *feels happy*

naruto: sasuke, do you remember that 'getting to know you' sheet we took in the 7th grade?

sasuke: yeah why?

naruto: what did you write for 'i think male teachers are..' question.

sasuke thaught for a little while: uhm, oh yeah. i think male teachers are... sexy.

naruto: yea, sounds about right considering it's you.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:....intense : P

[scitah]

sakura runs away.

sasuke laughs

and naruto laughs along

[BbRaeLogan]

*2 hours later Bbrae comes baq with plushie*

ME: *evil smile* i don't think we will be seeing her for a while -snuggles Sasuke Plushie-

[scitah]

sakura is hugging sasuke plushie.

sasuke points to sakura; she has it.

[BbRaeLogan]

*looks at plushie carfully* -eyes go red-

THATS WAS MINE!!!! YOU STOLE MY SASUKE PLUSHIE!!!!!1

[scitah]

sasuke: you two are pathetic. *to sakura* whats this? *talks as if he is talking to a dog* is that a sasuke plushy

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: OMG! sasuke plushie?,...where? *looks around*

[scitah]

naruto: *sobs and looks cute* I NEED IT!!!

naruto taws out sakura

sakura: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING FREEZING ME LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?!

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: OMG IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE

Sakura: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!

*Hides behind Naruto*, ME: nothing

[scitah]

sasuke: yeah.. well mulltiply that cold shower by 15 thousand, thats how pissed the hags gonna be.

naruto: ANY ONE GOT A BLOW TORCH!!??!?!?!

[BbRaeLogan]

*takes out giant blow torch* Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naruto: Thanx you!! *grabs it from Bbrae*

Me: why did you do that :(??

[scitah]

naruto: sakura wouldnt leave sasuke alone so we frose her for about seven days. *to sasuke* how pissed off is she going to be?

sasuke: either of you ever taken a cold shower?

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: u may want to thaw her out. the longer shes in there, the madder she'll be

[scitah]

sasuke: fine... oh wait... SAKURA!!!

naruto; oh my god... did you forget?

sasuke: maybe... oh man she is going to be so pissed of when we thaw her out...

naruto: how pissed?

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: what the hell did u two DO?!?!

[scitah]

sasuke: for the last time no... quit asking me that... we are not thinking as seme or uke we try to be equel if that is posible.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:...who cares...it's me UR UKE, and naruto is seme, ok Sasu-chan?

[scitah]

naruto:SASUKE, WHAT ARE YOU SINGING!!!!????

sasuke: i'm an asshole

naruto: well stop.

sasuke: *pouts* fine

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: mhmmm, you seem to be avoiding the question sasuke-CHAN, are you reallllllly naruto's Uke????

MHMMMMMMMMM

[scitah]

(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

At someone else's expense

(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane

While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

[scitah]

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

(NEXT COMENT)

[scitah]

sasuke:Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: O.o

[scitah]

sasuke: i dont know... i got that from the legend of zelda abridged come look ^.^

naruto: yay sasuke is nice again!!

sasuke: can i have some fishy crakers *imitating cheese from fosters*

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: ok once again, for someone who claims to be Seme, u sure act like an Uke XDXD

[scitah]

sasuke grabs bbrea and starts beating the crap out of her.

(one hour later)

sasuke: heh, if this was prison you'd be my bitch.

bbrea all brused: shut up.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:...wait...why am I the bitch???

[scitah]

sasuke:DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

naruto: i'd stop hugging me if iwas you. you would if you value your life.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: i can't help it if ur cuddly -^.^-

[scitah]

sasuke: bbrea, do yu want to be the next contestant to go home limping *cracks knuckles*

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: but naruto soooooooooo cuddly

[scitah]

naruto; eeew... oh and by the way.. did you know sasuke is the jeleos type. here is a song he wrote about the last person who came onto me.

[scitah]

narutoshakes his head side to side

naruto's song thoughts: i like cashmere sweaters, i am realy gay.

[BbRaeLogan]

*snuggles naruto* teehee, naruto so cuddly

*sasuke mad*

[scitah]

sasuke's thoughts: just push her away cause your not interested sasuke.

sasuke pushes bbrea away.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: but i just wanna hug you :)

*hugz naruto* *evil look at sasuke*

[scitah]

scitah: haha no i didnt.

sasuke: yes you did, on your finger right there.

scitha: sia kissed made the boo boo better.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: awwie so cute *hugs sasuke* right sasuke?

[scitah]

scitH; Who wont talk to ya... if it's me then i'm sorry... i have just been baried in paper work for the past 72 hours... i do go to school you know.

sasuke: i theink she means us, me and naruto

naruto; no its probobly scitah.

scitah: thanks alot guys... i already feal bad enough as it is.T_T

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: haha, i just don't have a life, and OMG did u get any paper cuts while u where baried, i gots some banaids

[scitah]

sasuke; uhm ooookay....

naruto: i thought you didnt like sasuke... yet you are on top of both of us.

scitah: hahahaha this is like a sope apera but better... i hate sope aperas.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: i jsuut like to hug everyone. ^.^

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:u make me feel dissed, u wont talk to me, i can change!!1 (LMAO)

Sasuke: so dramatic -.-;

[scitah]

naruto: maybe...

scitah plays with baby sister: was dat babies

sarah: is momo

scitah: i see.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: o.o *pokes sasuke*

[BbRaeLogan]

*sasuke talking to naruto, bbrae comes and sneeks up behind them*

HUGZ ^^ -glomps-

[scitah]

naruto: okay... i'm going to the store... anybody want anythin?

sasuke: a mashine that erases all memory of bbrea.

naruto: okay hun, bbrea, you wnat anything.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: i never did anything to u, i just like hugs

Naruto: hey Bbrae, u.want.anything?

Me: *thinks* i want a cookie ^^

[scitah]

naruto: eeeew, get off of me bbrea... i love sasuke and like you as only a friend, so back off of both of us. i need to go so i can get hannah montana's autograph for sakura... i promised her i'd get it for her.

sasuke: oh naruto, you're so nice.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: i don;t see the problem in hugging,....i hug EVERYONE, i hug all my friends

*werid, but true o.o*

[scitah]

naruto; uhm... o~~~kay, i'm gonna go now.

sasuke: naru-chan, no.. don't leave me.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: NO NARUTO DON'T LEAVE!! *jumps on him*

[scitah]

sasuke: hey bbrea, i've got this amasing trick where i shove your foot in your mouth... oh, wait, i see you've already done that for me.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: yeah, i'm good at that, it's one of my many talents ^^

[scitah]

i'm so sorry bbrea... i just moved so i had to get cable, and unpack there realy was no time for computer. and my school blocked youtube. it sux. but i'm so sorry.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: tis ok, the only thing i have done is call sasuke and UKE, which he is.

Sasuke: HEY!

[scitah]

scitah: *eye twitches* never mind.

1 hour later...

sasuke: naruto and i have decided that for this weekend, i am seme. and he is uke. just for this weekend stsrting..... now.

naruto: so instead of me being in charge of him and you bbrea... he's the boss of me... and maybe you. but you wouldnt listen to him anyway... you barly listen to me.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: i listen to no one...oh and does that mean ur really the seme naruto??

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: i knew it, I KNEW IT, I KNEW SASUKE WAS REALLY UKE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT sasUKE?!?!?!?!

[BbRaeLogan]

u make me feel bad:(, u not replying : P

[scitah]

scitah: bbrea, i just sent you takemaru

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: really?...where?...*looks around like an idiot*

[scitah]

scitah: yes i'll be back.. im gonna put the picture of takemaru into a one pic vid. okay. hold on.

[scitah]

scitah: hell yeah... hey bbrea... you wanna come over here and watch inuyasha movie three with takemaru in it? ^.^

[BbRaeLogan]

Scitah: i don't like inuyasha....and is takemaru a real character????...cuz if he is i didn't know that o.o

[scitah]

sasuke uses genjutsu to descise themself as two hobo figtin over a slice of bread.

[BbRaeLogan]

werid o.o

[scitah]

sasuke: DO YOU MIND!!

Hides the two of them under blanket.

[BbRaeLogan]

NNOT AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :)

[scitah]

sasuke and naruto are having sex.

scitah: hahahahahahahahahaha, i told you not to go in there

sasuke and naruto dont even ignolige their exisance at the moment seeing as sasuke was succesful in getting naruto horny.

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae drools and takes out camra* must put these on facebook -drool-

[scitah]

Scitah: sasuke left me with this mesage.

' tell bbrea that i'm not hurting him, i'm just trying to get him horny, please don't follow me'

then this mesage for you bb.

'there is something i have wanted to tell you for the longest time... shut the hell up... you fuzbag'

and thats all he left me with

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: FUQ YOU

*bbrae bursts into the room*

ME: HELLO SASUKE!!!!!!!!

[scitah]

naruto: okay okay yeesh.

sasuke grabs naruto and leaves bbrea with this messageas he dissapears with nartuo: I WILL NEVER BE KNOWN AS UKE DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: OMG NARUTOOOOO , I MUST SAVE HIM, will u join me scitah???

huh huh huh huh huh?

[scitah]

sasuke: #8, ignore what ever the hell bbrea says.

naruto sprays both of them with a water bottle

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae takes out gun* u spray me again and u DIE

[scitah]

naruto: who yo callin a beitch?!

sasuke sneeks out an presses button that tuns him to his normal self. the the nonpimp button.

sasuke: comandment #1. shut the hell up

#2. there is nothing i can do about the sun

#3, there are no jolly ranchers they are all gone

#4, naruto you come with me into this very dark room

#5, any one who trys to follow me is dead.

#6, when you pass a billbord sign dont read it out loud

[BbRaeLogan]

7: thou shalt everth listen to sasuke

[scitah]

naruto: oh shit, sasuke go to your room, this might get ugly.

sasuke goes to his roo and shuts the door.

naruto preses pinp buton; yo bitch weres my money!

bbrea; i dont have it.

naruto starts beating up bbrea the hits her with swords, then a big stick with and arow at the end,then a big hammer, then abow and arrow.

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: WTF!!!, jo messed beitch

[scitah]

sasuke gets off of bbrea's leg and starts jumping up and down: wanna be friends, huh, do ya?

naruto: heh... i should turn sasuke into a five yaer old more often!

bbrea: you what!

naruto: uhm... noooothing

[BbRaeLogan]

ME: hey if sasukes a 5 year old....that means he can't do anything if i wanna hug you....OR KISSES!

[scitah]

sasuke in his five year old voice: please bbrea... *naruto puts him down* sasuke walks over to bbrea and clings to her leg tightly.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: *hands sasuke a lolly pop* here take that a skamper away

[scitah]

Sasuke comes out, walks up to naruto with his smallish arms up.

naruto picks him up: now bbrea... tell sasuke you're sorry. now!

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: no

[scitah]

naruto: I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!!! BEING MEAN TO A FIVE YEAR OLD!

sasuke: naaruuutoooo, can you help me beat level one on the legend of zelda?

naruto: okay!! *to bbrea* we'll talk about your behavior later.

[scitah]

sasuke starts crying again: waaaaaah

naruto puts sasuke in his room then closes the door so sasuke doesnt hear the language: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!! I SAID SASUKE IS A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD. DO YOU LIKE MAKING SMALL BOYS CRY!!!

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: 'm sry *looks really cute with halo*

[scitah]

naruto pics up sasuke.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: wooooo so manly r u SUKE-CHAN

[scitah]

sasuke sits on the floor and starts crying like a five year old who just got his feelings hurt.

naruto: bbrea, yeah... i forgot to mention... sasuke turned into a five-year-old. so any bad comment you say about him will make him cry. *to sasuke* shhh it's okay... she didnt mean to hurt you.

sasuke stops crying and hugs naruto.

[scitah]

sasuke starts singing for bbrea:Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?

Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?

When they know they're your heart

And you know you were their armour

And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her

But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?

And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? please dont hate meT_T

[scitah]

scitah: hey bbrea. was up

sasuke tugs on naruto's shirt: naruto i want ice cream.

naruto: maybe later.

sasuke: bbrea, guess what... i only have mood swings in my sleep^.^

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: oooh sasuke asking for ice cream....for someone who says there SEME, u sure r acting manly eh?

[scitah]

sasuke i crying in his sleep now

sasuke's dream

sasuke's dad is singing:Sasuke, I know you miss your mom,

And I know you miss your dad

When I'm gone

But I'm trying to give you the life that I never had.

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes

Deep inside you wanna cry,

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: OK THIS IS GETTIN TO WERID...if ya'll need me...i'll be over here, in the real world^^

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: well night everyone, 'm going to bed

*goes into sasuke room*

Sasuke: wtf r you doing, GET OUT

Me: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING

*walks off to own room*

-G'night everyone- byebye

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: HI EVERYONE. 'm baaaaaaaq

Sasuke: ugh, great she's baq

ME: HEY, *mumbles* bastard

[scitah]

naruto: hahahahahahaha, silly, go inside the room again.

bbreagoes inside room

sasuke still sleeping:I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio wont even play my jam.

I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am

In the paper, the news, every day I am

I don't know that's just the way I am.

[BbRaeLogan]

Me: he wasn't sing that b4 >_>

[scitah]

naruto: is he singin about his dick?

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae noods looking creeped out*

[scitah]

naruto; in his sleep?

well what is he singing?

[BbRaeLogan]

Me:....i dunno...but it's SCARY

[scitah]

naruto: what?

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae jumps up and dpwn like a 5 year old and points to the room she just ran out of*

SASUKE'S SINGING AGAIN!

[scitah]

sasuke's dream: sasuke is singin to his fangirls.

"na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, translation,

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick"

[BbRaeLogan]

*Bbrae looks grossed pout while watching sing in his sleep*

Me:......NARUTO *runs out of room*

[scitah]

sasuke then stops singin long enought to take a sleeping pill... then he went into his room and fell asleep.

[BbRaeLogan]

*bbrae follows sasuke*

*naruto pulls on collar of her shirt*

Naruto: where do u think your going?

Me: i need to take pictures of this for my gaia account^^ *holds up camra*

Naruto: u better make copies : )

[scitah]

naruto: yes... sasuke stop singing.

sasuke stops then starts singing at free will:

give into temptation

you dont have to go home all alone

give into it, i see you akting like your talkin on the phone.

but boy i know what, i know what your missin tonight

you're big and so strong

you need a little brother to boss around and play by.