Shorter Film

[Unholyspaghetti]

Kassem reminds me so much of my bassoon teacher... it's starting to freak me out

[baileyrockwood]

The song is "Suite for Solo Cello No. 1 in G major, BWV 1007: I. Prelude" by "Jiri Barta"

[Unholyspaghetti]

@baileyrockwood You're a clever one...

[Enizagama]

The credits were funnier than the film lol

da Vinci helped out, too :)

[skateboarding]

lolol maybe it's maybelline. turns out it's not maybelline

[wightout]

I miss LA

[SAUGABALL07]

ffs.

[Nirojack]

Why the fuck did I just watch all of those credits.

[swinchesterful]

@Nirojack You learn something new about yourself everyday.

[TheHaoxuxu]

No wonder it's awesome, Techincolor was it's Technical Advisor. That shit used to be on the Looney Tunes. That's an A for Technical stuff.

[newkindofchemistry]

Where is this place with all the streetlights ?

[Molandria]

I just now lost a no laugh challenge to this... I am now required to drink 1 shot of whiskey because this video was too funny!

[4ksun]

suite for solo cello No. 1 in G major : by johann sebastian Bach would be the song playing....

[leviof1996]

thumbs up if you read through all the credits

[mansoor20007]

what is the name of this song?

[clanograph]

hey what equipment was used to make this (camera, mic, etc) because it looks great

[TheJasonKock]

I wasn't expecting anything less with stanley kubrick as assistant director

[poullash]

yes, i Do look nice in this shirt (calling)

[twowinds]

Love the Tags ! :) Genius !

[lisa41040]

:D !

[Jabbersac]

at 0:01 I cried. At 0:02 I jizzed. This cycle carried on for quite some time, until I drowned in my own tears and jizz. After I died, I went to hell. And there, I made this comment.

[joelkane85]

Wow you guys suck monkey nuts

[NOODLEStheKING]

that songs my jam listened to the whole thing

[gokufan909]

did anybody else read the credits?

[speakdino10]

I can't call you unless you give me your number. And thanks for the compliment :D

[FaceBrick]

Please help me find the song i need this songPlease

[LoreJunkie]

@FaceBrick Bach´s Cello Suite No. 1

[yass278]

Head carpentener: Jesus Christ, hahahahahah



[rayl9]

what the hell?? lol

[TheWeedMiX]

must i say bravo...(clapping)

[MrScotto15]

Haha "Head Carpenter - Jesus Christ"

[ortan191]

LOL stunt coordinator? and  people that did the stunts. WTF

[sebkey1219]

Anybody else wait for more after the credits? (: Awesome!

[Screech8703]

YO YO MA RULES!!!!

[Trestanify]

dude look at the names of the people who made this movie! im pre sure the makeup artist was maybe its mabelline hahah

[GBfilmZ]

Short film = 21 sec

Shorter film = 18 sec >> actualy shorter

Now go the shortess film..

[supersuckbag12345678]

i cant wait for 3D :D

[ZamboniePastroni]

Kinda neat but ultimately pretty dumb



[taniathegreatify]

this is gay 

[PeachSiki]

Thank you, I like my shirt too.

[xxInfinityEdgexx]

I never realized that so much went into short films like this. So thought provoking and amazing.

[egyptianjew63]

lol wen do the created end !!! why wat? huh lol oh i gte it no still lost tfw!!! kgawgjehkbngska derp =3

[0n1d]

Thumbs up, if you expected another thing when you saw the trailer!

[CSunnehdey]

Kassem's role was phenomenal... the director really rendered Kassem's true character in this... Bravo.

[28NiCkLaUdEr64]

The Oscars aren't safe.

[sortofsleepey]

Amazing!

[moyerman2000]

happy i didnt watch it all, cuz 3 quarters of it is credits.

[CABLESPELAOnica]

genius



[macadymac]

i wanna see the trailer.



[krodri407]

Lololol "maybe its mabiline...turns out its not mabeline" lololo and the song is Bach- Cello suite no 1 my fav classical sone EVERRRR!

[akane720]

:( It's not Maybelline

[loliver3]

Advert longer than film.... ¬¬

[stevmeistr]

my head is about to implode 

[MegaphoneDub]

that bit at the end...sickkkk

[MegaphoneDub]

NO FUCKING WAY!

[TheNigramaster]

i would say if you read this you are gay, but Kassem is already gay enough.

[ItalianDude000]

you will tell me the name of that song

[DenisRodriguezSantos]

@ItalianDude000 search in the credits, maybe is there

[bk1234567]

very clever i wish it was just a bit longer

[tia30947]

YEAH D MAVSSS. 

[MrKinchacha]

kassem is such a boss



[15minutesleft]

Had to watch it twice to get it.

[gerehify13]

nice saga

[enjoyboredom]

Grammy award material. It truely is. ****** 5 stars.

[MrYodaSusej]

SO MANY QUESTIONS! Why was he reading a paper? Why was his shoe untied? why even say anything to him? WHY?

[RbonStudios]

@MrYodaSusej They HAVE to make a sequel :OO

[Jackty89]

@MrYodaSusej what stunts ?

[moonnovel]

I still read that shit and thank you , my shirt is nice 3:22

[mrhotness101]

they prob spent more time on the credits than on the movie

[JustAKidWhoWrites]

@mrhotness101 You DON'T say???

[4everKPOPlove]

It seems like a waste of time but the credit names are hilarious xD

[itsvalbiatch]

assistant to mr G we let her go but she had a great ass XD lawlz

[SamDDK]

FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY !



[SrGaze07]

"Special thanks to the Dallas Mavs for beating the Miami Heat"

LMAO!!!!!

[Hitman47PL]

Holy fuck this was incredible. I am so high right now.

[brianlopez09]

Thank you, this shirt is new. Whats your number?

[Luckmeisterz]

wtb deleted scenes

[twowinds]

LOL !!!!!! Genius !!!

[ImFireBurning]

What did I just watch...O.o

[Assassinations101]

Cant wait for the Extended version with deleted scenes!!

[viper8608]

i dont know. seems to mainstream for me.

[MrBurgermiser]

Gee where's Kassem? haha best credit

[trivea]

I think Elerick's performance was spot-on, definitely AA for Supporting Role material. However, Kassem's acting was simply subpar. His tone of voice (note the unnecessary emphasis on "shoe," off balance with the rushed, muted stress on the arguably more important adjective "untied" as well as the general failure to capture the true nonchalance of a newspaper reader commenting on a passing man's footwear). I expected much better. Kassem will need to step it up in the sequel. 2.8/5 stars.

[rampagehockey21]

The plot twist blew my mind.

[danielgarza1394]

1:45  Head Carpenter: Jesus Christ!!

[powerthefez]

there is just to much unnecessary dialogue.

[thebrownguy8921]

short film was so much better! LOL!

[technonickhun]

Did I just see the whole movie?

[orval515]

a great use of coordination!

[7bernabe]

can i be the publicist??

plaese :DDD



[TheCmonto]

the way the play with the different perspectives and colors just made me wondered about the meaning of life.... BRAVOO

[TheEzioAuditorie]

oh for anybody its bach.. prelude from cello suite 1... yeah... i think... well yeah it really almost definity is...if its not.... well i dont know. but it is. hsould shut up now... maybe...

[manulover23]

@TheEzioAuditorie yeah you're right

[Milixi]

Anyone noticed the misspell on the last line, "Your're"? No? Only me?..

[BlackManSlim562]

Some hipster would probably say this is the best movie ever

[IzzaFeja]

COMPUTER AND VIDEO ASSOCIATE  THOR

That one just killed me xD

[Yuainai]

The accountant had part of making the movie?

[Himdaal]

Best credits ever.

[MsBellkitty]

That was art......pure art.

[GarrettLeeM]

Music?

[xXKayn3Xx]

This brought tears to my eye.

[beachesRDirty]

Orchestration: this sounds like a sexual act lmfao

[224doughboy]

lol, wut!?

[CurtainofCalamity]

I appreciate the compliment ooJLEoo... but theres just one thing... I'm not wearing a shirt

[getbroccli]

disappointed



[LeSympatique]

@ooJLEoo Thanks, I'll call you, just give me your number.

[MrKinchacha]

head carpenter: jesus christ. that's fucking clever

[oPotassium]

im not wearing a shirt

[NylsKnight]

The book was better.

[yojoe117]

fuck u the mavs suck

ps heat got it this year



[zecelucruri]

the book was better

[WhateverWasLeft]

Never thought credits could be so funny lol

[beeritime]

book was better

[joshafool]

I'm wearing a t-shirt with The Doors on it.

[LegoCritic]

Any footage + Bach's Suite no. 1 Prelude = ART

[blah64924]

i had to watch a 15 second long ad before watching a 15 second long video

[parkthelinkat82]

Assistant production coordinator: ass taint, lol

[54cardsmagic]

now I have to call him

Thanks about the shirt btw

[allteraintrain]

This is the first film where i watched and read the entire subtitles

[biodigitaljazz]

god the credits make me laugh to tears

[theeflea3]

Can't believe I watched the whole fucking thing again.

[DEBASUHR]

I cried.

[SimonHH90]

shazaming it doesn't work :( I blame shazam!

[JavierB1988]

I wasn't wearing a shirt D:

[OscarJazielable]

I love how they show in this short film that the upper class sees the problems happening with the middle class and point them out, but they are to "busy" to even move a finger to help them out. But I do agree with you guys the book was waaaay better.

[NTarant1]

>If your still reading this you look really nice in that shirt. call me

jokes on you buddy i aint wearin a shirt!

[the6cow6god6]

i wonder if hollywood is gonna try and make 4 sequels of this once they realize they have run out of new ideas?!?!?!?!?!

[mariothief]

I can't wait until this comes in 3-D

[Zshavina7]

U guys are assholes......

[LeChosenOne1]

"Rassem Kassem"

[calhoonator]

hey its Lacma! its the worst exhibit ever, waste or light, space, and money

[Congeal101]

"HUGH G. RECTION"

LMFAO. GET IT?

[secretclerk]

"The only animals harmed in the making of the film were the ones we ate. They were delicious." This needs to be in every credit ever

[SpinyStarCraft]

i stayed for the music

[SoccerLogan]

they did a great job at creating a complex plot

[weeziteer]

KASSEMG!!

[ernestryles]

KASSEM!

[ViperXYZ98]

What song is this? Ha!

[TheOblongOstrich]

I look really nice in that shirt eh? Jokes on you, I'm not wearing a shirt >:D

[idoodi100]

I called but it went straight to voicemail... what's up with that??

[idoodi100]

could you make the credits go a bit slower next time? I could not follow them

[Andoril112ss]

Can someone please remind me of the melody playing in the background?

[TheNick856]

i dont need the song title i'll just download the video via keepvid and extract the audio :D

[kirtooroohet]

thumbs up if you read all the credits

[wiktors909]

THE STUNTS WAS SO EPICK yaya and you senned the gg and jo g juming there omg

[TheRollomobile]

hahahahha you've got to be kidding me

[mnmumul]

Head Carpenter - Jesus Christ. win.

[1922208]

still longer than kim kardashian wedding

[truepirate80]

i kill chickens sandwiches too

[check1677]

get the fuck outta here!! R u serious??

[sebob123]

The credits are great.

[Jazzmetalrocknroll]

Whats the name of the song? (jk).

[theclownhasnopeni5]

Not too bad for a action/sci-fi film.....

[SkullKid10260]

Head carpenter.

[repoilify]

THE BOOK WAS SHIT ...this was better

[lollypoperful]

who reads a newspaper that fast?

[GlitterGirl3107]

Know your lying

[GlitterGirl3107]

Uhhhh this is a really ugly shirt so I k

[Razor195T]

where is this marvelous place?

[saspunx]

@Razor195T LACMA (Los Angeles County of Museum of Art). Fortuitously, it's down the street from my dorm :D

[thewegmin]

Hi, Nate Hopkins here

[crashofzar]

thanks, i got this shirt yesterday thinkin like "eh, its an ok shirt, idk." but what you said at the end really made my day. thanks, this IS a nice shirt.

[iheartscreamcore]

I watched the whole thing.....but i dont have his number.

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

In the video "short film" if you pause it at 2:46 there is a guy named Hugh G Rection... same exact thing here!

[varmintcong]

quit fucking around and just make the whole thing credits.

[crazyabouthpotter]

"Second Assistant Camera: I.H.O.P." LOL!!

[MrHoodniger]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing expecting something awesome to happen. 

[WithOurGodlyHands]

This just had me dieing lmao! wow the credits made this

[ItsBrandonAllred]

but... I'm not wearing a shirt...