Cop Busted Smokin' Weed on the local news! Fleshlight

[defencekingify]

I like how there 420 likes

[superpunk100]

And i think im dead!!! Hahaha i busted out laughing in the middly of a test...woops

[TmoneyTUCSON]

I'm dead

[Thlfam48]

I think I'm dead so is my wife

This episode of the Brady bunch

Is taking a long long time

Will you please send rescue?

[MrAhhh21]

I remember my first time...

[Brioo27]

so marijuana is illegal right.? oh wait i guess its okay for cops.. yeah that makes sense, theyre all better than us i forgot, they can kill homeless people (KELLY THOMAS), and use emergency lights to get through intersections, beat the living piss out of people, and now apparently have possession of an illegal substance.. sounds about right

[TheSigp220]

Where ever this news station is out of they rock for laughing!

[ImFeelingSquatchy]

Did anyone notice the girl snorting when she laughed?

[malolm21]

Omg lmao u cnt oddee on weed

[DrumsRTehKey]

@malolm21 oddee?? really dude, its OD... don't make us pot smokers have a worse image than non smokers already have on us

[Mkahrailjiufaana350z]

Wat a dumb fuckin cop hahaha fuckin idiot haha

[GostosoSPbr]

This is almost as funny as that fire men from Cali that "inhael" so much smoke Lol.

[TheGlassOnion123]

"we overdosed, i think were dead."

[jigmixalot]

Lolz! Cops are evil but its ok, they have the mental capacity of inbreeds.

[VideoExpostulations]

"instead of being busted, they let the officer resign?" WTF. clearly guilty and NO CHARGES!!!

[Killuminatyi]

"busted"?

Idiot turned himself in.

[ramshadify]

Wow how embarrassing -_-

[AMULDARRY]

funny stuff :)

[quicklern818]

what a moron...you'd think he'd check out Web MD or Wikipedia at least before calling 911 and ruining his life

[1957346]

u cant overdose lol

[IIxkEo]

so wtf, why arent they charged when "we" the people "the republic" have to go to court to prove we have a medical card or else we get jail time or fine. sometimes america is bullshit!

[wowthatisamazing25]

lolz i remember thiz the best part waz when he waz all and i think were dead lmfao!!!!!!

[Aybowl626]

haha

[huhnda101]

damn.... i think im dead too... oh shyt...

[condemned13]

And to think this is the kind of guy they give a gun,badge and the power to write you a traffic ticket.How unfair is that?Legalize marijuana dammit! We need all the good stoned cops we can get!

[Rixar13]

Where did he get that stuff? Oh from an evidence locker... Smile :-)

[dyingphoenix666]

Wow... Hahahaha I wanna have what he was eatin man. musta been some good shit lol

[xSw3etxBiitchx]

lol what fucking dumbass lmfao

[zachandtash]

Lmfao wow

[goOdluckn100]

dude he fried .

[Tarten46]

Dont bust on the man who uses. They tend to turn a blind eye to user's.

[SoccerRockNY]

That's funny that the newscaster lady - hmm, not bad looking :) - breaks out of professional character and starts chuckling after they air the audio clip..

[WingnutRS]

@ livingforthefuture

Outlaw that paste stuff not pot.

[jonnyman21]

naw you mofos are dumb, it wasn't laced, when you consume marijuana you are experiencing a diff high that when you smoke you don't get. not only that but if he made brownies he baked the shit!! which raises a doubt in my mind from there being any other substance due to baking things at 350' + >.<

[skitomwoage]

lol, the first person who will have an overdose of weed still must be born.

[dashawtyuwish4]

it was obviously laced. the cop was just too stupid to relize that . & a cop admiting to eating pot brownies ? thats too funny .

[dashawtyuwish4]

what a fuckin idiot .

[papo352]

you know the only way u can over dose is if u eat the weed .. thats the only way u can over dose

[kadmiri420]

it was laced@@!|!@!@!@!@

[rollinlykabigshot]

hahahahahaha fucking hilarious dumb ass fuckin cops

[PhuckAllYouPeople]

The cop should have been charged with robbery, and drug possession.

But cops are just criminals who have a immunity to the law, so nothing will happen to him.

Any killer, rapist, thief, or sadistic asshole with no criminal record or proof of mental illness can become a cop, and once there a cop they can commit almost any crime and get off with no consequence because there basically immune to the law.

I wish it was actually possible to die from cannabis, and that he would've just died.

[nsane63d]

lmfao thats alll i can say

[stallion2890]

fuck be a cop=free pass to stealing and doing "deadly drug" dun dun duuuuuhhhh

[KYKIN44]

I DO NOT HAVE TO RESPECT A PIECE OF SHIT, MOST POLICEMEN ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.. MY WIFE AND I WAS TAKEN FROM OUR MOTOR HOME IN JOLIET, ILLINOIS KNOCK US TO THE GROUND AND BEATEN BY 4 POLICEMEN ABOUT 15 OTHER PLOICEMEN STOOD AROUND AND DID NOT HELP US. AT ALL. BLEEDING ALL OVER WE ARE 66 & 67 Y.O.It's obvious that the police are the common enemy of the people POLICE ARE ARMED AND RETARDED THEY WILL HURT YOU ONLY THING ON MY RECORD IS A SPEEDING TICKET IN 1992, THEY ONLY PROTECT THE RICH POWERFUL

[urpgag]

@KYKIN44 you have been done wrong. I am so sorry to hear it. I totally believe you. I'm white and have been through it, too. they are become slave masters, bud. none of us are safe when the cops go criminal. this cop just proved that pot can Not kill even an idiot who took too much. or his wife. or his kids. or be a reason to put anyone on the ground or behind bars. peace and grace!

[alexxxxxxxXD]

dammmmmm ive neverrrrrr beeeen that highh! i need to make some brownies!!

[evillemonkey]

TIME IS GOING BY REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW. LMAO!!!!!!

[JordanLopsang]

I love it that the people that are supposed to know more about drugs than the average man dont know jack shit and are completley mis informed

[donjuan254]

I THINK WE"RE DEAD - FUcking Idiot

[addictiveadventures]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[chosen1334]

man i wish i could get that high again. to think that i'm dying....thats some A1 shit!

[LastPhyrexian]

thumbs up if you thought of bruce campbell from army of darkness when you hear dearborn michigan

[nineball6969]

rofl i think we are dying, i think we're dead. I can see if it was laced but you could smoke 1000 pounds of weed and not overdose.

[oldskoolisthebest]

he was ssttooooooooooooooooooned

[kevkev6900]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh the news lady snorted but what a fuckin rookie

[BRUMARTUBE]

Lol. I like those cops who tried space brownies. Ah! First timers!

[lilshyone0204]

the funny part is how good they kept there composure after they heard it i fell out my chair da first time i heard the whole call you know who won the red wings game lmao much props 2 the reporters 4 holdin it in and reportin well lmao 0:41

[shermanator44]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHIT IS AWESOMEEE. HAHAHAHAHAA SHE FUCKING SNORTED TOO.

[Talljim01]

LMAO at the news crew LOL haaha classic

[18mofako]

@Talljim01

lol i know right!

u can even here one of them snort they are laughing so hard!

haha thats what he gets.what a dumbass dont steal ppl's weed man!

haha i bet he was the only one trippin' and his wife was prolly hella chill lol

time is going by really really slow hahaha!

[tingly7654321]

Why the fuck is flesh light in the title? LMAO

[dreamy741]

Stupid cop!!!!! I think im dead! Dumbass, YOUR STONED STUPID!!!! lmao!

[holmgaang]

OINK!! I think the reporter in the background totally had an appropriate reaction to this.

[trask315]

rofl why cops dont smoke pot. they cant handle it so they gotta be assholes and take it.

[rowen260]

what a dumbass.

you can't overdose on marijuana.



[Epicmount]

The reaction of the reporters is the best part...

[kmesprtan]

i think were dead XD

[jkonu2]

LOL!! high as hell!! rofl!! u cant even overdose..u gotta smoke ur body weight

[JonothanSiple777]

I know for a fact that pot is harmless and would never kill anyone. But there are some fucking assholes out there in this world who lace it with other stuff to either make it more addicting or to hurt people. That's why they need to make it legal and let the tobacco company's sell it like cigarettes and the ATF and FDA come in and make sure it's pure and not laced.

[CyricRO]

Wow, so uneducated.

Something in it, like what. THC? LSD?

I want to know for sure if this pot was mixed with something.

[nutleysk8r]

@CyricRO i dont think it was laced cause i know that exact experience that cop felt time is super slowed down.

[304teddy]

just goes to show police are above the law. they do not have to abide by the same laws as everyone else. they steal someones drugs, do them, and are free to go.

[PuffMac]

@304teddy albeit he lost his job.

[apita12]

hahahahaha stupid son of a bitch!

[Jemmer1000]

No, seriously, time is going by really, really slow. It's been like 4:20 for the last couple hours at least.

[crib1981]

haha thats what that cop get for doing his job wrong. serves him right stupid pig.

[jhurt11]

wow thats one of the signs of being high... shit I'm like that just buzzed when time goes by really really really slow! lol

[LoONEySkiiLLs]

@wreckemtech13

Imaginee that much :O holyyy shit , im down to tryy lMaoo , ill probably pass out !! Haha

[nathanhawthorne44]

Time is going by really really really really slow. lmao

[nandansho]

Who the FUCK has ever died smokin WEED??! Man homeboy thought they was dyin?? I gotta get me some o THAT Shit!

[LadyMizzA]

lmfao, i bet he never smoked pot be4 in his life, haha

[kevininregina]

why does he get to resign? do not cops know it is illiegal to smoke or ingest pot? i guess once again they are above the law and he gets to keep his pension and resign with some dignity! He should be charged also with theft of public property if in fact it was confiscated from a supposed criminal. Can we say another crook with a badge?

[WreckEmTech13]

"I think we're dying. Time is going by really really really slow."

Haha, the only way a probable od on marijuana is if you consume 1,500 pounds of weed in fifteen minutes. Can you even imagine? 1500 pounds in fifteen minutes?? lol!

[ninjaboy600]

Did he really just say "i think we're dead" lmao. I remember getting way too stoned one night n feelin like tht

[MADDOG6400]

LMAO!

I thought that SAME EXACT thing when I first ate marijuana brownies!! Thank God my friend was there to calm me out or otherwise I would've done the same thing.

[knucklezz420]

lmfaooooooooooo hahahaha

wooooow you fuckin cant ever overdose on weed broo...damnn

[AngryAltruist]

Membership has its privileges.

[nomercyistheway]

lol super high!!!!!!! fuckin stoned dude

[lillesuper]

XDXD so stoned

[harrychronikjr]

TITLE FAIL!!!

[kila01]

i remember my first time..... :)

[DaeMaWong]

why weren't they "charged" again? there was NO victim. why are they still charging others again? because they have to be systematized. ;)

[xXbrokenvoidXx]

i think we're dead XD

You can't od on weed btw...

[cashfan123]

ive been there my friend hahahahahaha

[calvin232323]

lolz i think im dying

[Hodge209]

HAHAHHAHAHAH lol

[zerotankor]

XD you know you literally have to smoke/eat your own weight in weed before you can come even close to overdosing, whoever that cop was was a very very stupid fucking moron!

[kingdiamond69]

Idiot i live like 6 miles north of his department they left out the part where he asks the score of the redwings game.

[J4N15]

because he's a cop, he thinks pot can kill you.

lol

[J4N15]

shut the fuck up

[bujoun76]

Really really really really?

Really?

[mofoplaya2]

wow hes just trippin...what a retard

[darkstarwood]

edibles fuck you up x) btw i wish the pig did die

[alexiox55]

u cant die by weed

[bujoun76]

Their both fucked-up! You dont even his because she's dead.

[xanderblaze1620]

F*ck!! LOL I cannot remember the exact amount it takes to OD but it is ridiculously high (sorry no pun intended) Worst case scenario he'll probably wake up later with a wicked case of the munchies

[coleS17]

LD (lethal dose) is estimate at LD20000 or 40000.. scientists were never able to reach a lethal dose in their studies with animals.. that's like 1500 lbs in 15 mintutes very improbable

[AndrewArson]

Wow, thinking they overdosed...

Even though it was basically karma,

You gotta at least feel sorry for him when he finds out you cant OD on it, and feels stupid. LMAO

[deliciousmorton]

it doesn't take much to become a cop.

[KahnabusAsylum]

lol he took it like a bitch

[thesuperstoner420420]

he is hiiiiiiiiigh

[SSstoner13]

Shoot that PIG he robbed sum1 of there weed saying its bad then eat it the dirty bastard! Even gt his miss high fuking wanker! The cop should got to jail an the pot head should get compensation!

[evoteck]

Weed doesn't kill. Tobacco kills.

[bujoun76]

Smokey sold'em some bad shit!

[amerikani24]

they had some of that sticky icky! lmaooooo

[melerdtk]

ODEEiiii this niggah iz a beef!!!!! lmfao he said i think im dead!!!! wow for a cop he is fukin stupid burnin it makz da THC change so it's stronger lolsz

[bigcountry405]

lolz wow u dont OD fro weed.....its impossible u'll pass out tryin

[pbglider19601]

LOL AND I THINK IM DEAD ! ROFLMFAO

[Jazze1994]

lol.; dht man sed i thnk were dead.! lMMFAO

[XBudBomberX]

What a dumbass cop, doesn't he know that when you cook marijuana it changes the THC consistency so it binds with fat cells and it makes the high more powerful and last longer. Cops barely know shit about drugs or any entheogens for that matter. They just like to arrest ppl and satisfy their department. One day things will be diff.

[chil621]

Thats what you get for stealing people's weed.

[jairospeedy82]

hahahaha,,,,i think we`re dying,,,hahaha thats a good stuff,,

[riot5546]

Yeah mom let me get off of hear i got to take a shit and call grandma-ma ill call u soon

[krypekeeper]

whats with the fleshlight in the tags and the name? you some fag who has to jerk off with a fake pussy

[sumdingo]

lol best news cast ever lol and stop calling people names that you wouldnt like to be calleed. he prob has money in that company. Please try to be more mature and set an example for the rest of us. Also i get dat pooty ^^. And have tried a fleshlight before also with a girl who was exploriative and very sweet. It wasnt to bad and it was much better than the five finger discount that ive had many times before. Serriously though i dont see a connection with fag and fake pussy masterbation.fail

[krypekeeper]

no, a guy who has to buy a sex to is fail. and so are you for even trying to defend against the fact.

[EyeAmMyself]

Your some fag who knows what it is in the first place....fuck humanity I hate fucks like you.

[krypekeeper]

go kill yourself.

[eazystrong]

man first time i try is i cry not bullshit now i do it everday

[tcw4ever123]

nigga was fucked up! haha

[sahara1924]

"I think we're dead" LMAO......thats some good stuff.

[Jewsuckery]

Hahah! first time you've ever had kryp there bud? (hehe, bud)

[NiTaXi]

omg such a fake -.-

[Skeet284]

oh this is awesome.

[MsBuffy100]

LMFAO Buddy you werent dying you were skyyyy highhhhhh

=D

[balal561]

hahahahah thats some funny shit

[TwiStEdPhSyC0]

they didnt do nothing to them cause he was a cop and his wife??? thats bullshit

[libertyqueen]

Way funny!

[xxxdnaskatexxx]

You aint dying you was high as a kite.

[roderickrodriguezz]

who dont get high from eating weed dipshit

[Notacka]

Your dumb.....

[horakhti]

love the anchor :)

[michaelmonika]

Lmao that's great. We made brownies, and I think we're dead.

[fredeere05]

znort jajaja

[smashjesse11]

0:40

[TRIPS2009]

lmao i've never seen anyone think they overdosed on weed, let alone hash brownies

[mocoderty]

yeah but cops are the D student that didnt ever kick it wit people who smoked thats why they pick on us

[WilyWash]

funny as hell

[tapefilms]

fleshlight? also you cant have an overdose of cannabis

[HeavyD77712]

hahahaha i think were dead...time is going really really really slow hahahaha

[BoozeLeeRoy]

i think were dead...LOL! that weed was laced with meth i bet LOL! makes me wanna mix some weed with crack and meth and give it to a cop LOL!

[PSank17]

the snort at 0:42 is freakin hilarious!

[ColdHearted]

that dude was so fucking high lol

[holm79]

The scariest part in my life to date was when a pretty old "customer" at that time revealed she, notice SHE, was actully a cop and tonight on duty.

I nearly crapt my pants cause we just got several ounces weed and hasish loaded of in the garage.

The next she said :

Dont worry handsome, I just need enough to make a J on my nightwatch.

Thats some years now, and i stopped some time ago, and i never got cought ;)

And i have a idea why..

Wonder what happend to her???

[npfalcon30]

lmao! thats crazy! when im baked time goes fast as shit!!! at least it seems like it... maybe im just too high to notice lol

[jayZ006]

lol me too

[ServantYahweh]

I'm in love

[305swaggerful]

why did he call the cops?! he shuduv knew he was SUPER high. lol

[snake5891]

They pretty much fired him but I do think he should be charged just like any civilian would be, especially since he had to have stolen the drugs.

[KONTRAone]

what?? he should've confiscated it maybe, but i'll be goddamned if a cop steals my shit. ESPECIALLY if its my weed....

[moki858]

Maybe that cop can direct me to other weed smokin cops. Preferably in SD. I need a good hook up!

[danomaha420118]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH BEEN SMOKIN FOR 10 YEARS lmao this fool is retarded

[am7b51]

that reporter eyes gives a strange glare I think that she is also under the Marijuana effect

[DjHyphie]

yes dude, i noticed that to... fucking weird. Search for shape shifter reptilians on fox news and make your own mind up... Sounds completely crazy but reality is alot stranger than fiction! trust me!. Anyway, what a fucking stupid cop.... who steals weed then gets so high and calls the cops? HAHAHA

[LilAznNicKk]

maybe some acid but that shit pisses me off that a cop punishes sum1 for weed but then gets nothing when his dumbass does it nothing happens but a few laughs

[dozzi123]

haha i told my friends once that i was dying b/c i thought time had stopped

[frankea50]

FUCKING AMERICAN AUTHORITY get let off too easy. the cops are fucking gays

[TDF9090]

lol maybe they freaked out ....

[dagnaste01]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA supid cop weed is for smokers, hehe i think wee are dead hahhahhhhhhhhh o and u cant overdose from weed u stupid cops now cooking them in a cake or brownies does make it alot stronger but u could tell hes rookie at everything shoulda pulled me over i coulda tought u a thing or two HAAAAAAAAAAA

[MrGamerFanatic]

0:18

A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1500 pounds of pot within about 15 minutes to induce a lethal response.

[Ijs234]

ive had that feeling before hahahaha

the craziest thing happened on the way home tonight. i got pulled over by cheech and chong. excuse me sir do u know why i pull