Wow...I wish I could build up this whole drama and sense of importance with crap I was doing online. I'm cursed with emotional balance. How nice it must be to have a grandiose mission, rife with obstacles and hardships. How satisfying to believe that one is a brave warrior against some kind of nefarious evil. Of course the downside being that this guy is overweight and pimply-face. But in his own mind, he's the shit and the shingle.
wexare not that hard to join dumbfuck...so it's 2012 who then are the fuck you? did you steak our baby back rib recepiet? damnit now chilies needs a new one. we are boared who are youa//
Wow,can't wait for your next video.Do you realize how much you are helping the atheist cause? You sound so stupid and childish that you are helping to swell the ranks of atheists. People who are undecided are seeing the deceit and utter Bullshit you are passing off as fact,and the atheists are just laughing at you.It's a win-win situation when idiots like yourself make these "undercover"
investigations.There's no big secret "cult".What a wonderful man you are.Wow..
That must have taken seconds of training to figure out how to infiltrate an atheist group. You see it is harder for atheist to infiltrate a religious organization because we have this think called integrity. And a religious person can pretty much justify doing anything they want. And they do.
So pat yourself on that back for doing nothing. You would have been welcome openly anyway and you would have learned the same stuff.
My niece is a Psychiatrist and has worked exclusively with the mentally disabled for over twelve years. Every single one of her over 200 patients are fervent Christians. She told me that mental disorders and or a low IQ almost always guarantee the sufferer will be devoutly religious. Would you like her contact information? Feel free to email me. I am sure she could recommend someone in your area who may be of help to you.
people go undercover to recon... you recon for jesus? you mean he doesn't know something? he needs you to get info for him so he can come up with a plan C?
This is so sad, I feel absolutely horrible for you. You are one sad, pathetic, lonely man living in your dreams. PLEASE talk to a psychiatrist I'm sure they can help you.
Damn, if only I could remember how the rest of that goes I bet I'd have you beaten! Must assign more agents to investigate these "laws" and how we can manipulate them!
Kudos on allowing ratings on your clip this time COE.
Um--you are aware that Elohim means gods, right? You know, back when the ancient Israelites were multi-god worshippers? El means god, singular. That means you are the champion of pantheism. Which is cool, Zeus seems like a real badass.
"How I infiltrated the atheist community". Umm, you joined a blog that is free to all and offers open commenting and discussion without blocking people for having differing opinions? This should be the shortest video series ever. "infiltrated" :-D Oh Noes!
Look bro, athiests like myself, ARE NOT PLANNING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD. Your are a fucking idiot. WE ARE NOT EVIL, WE DONT WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Get over yourself. I dont want us to takeover the world, I just want to live a nice life.
I don't know whether to like this because it (and the comments) are freaking hilarious or dislike it because he made bigoted assumptions about atheists... xD
you wouldn't care what athiest thought about you and your god, if you realized how seldom we do.... and come on you've never thought about what sex with a alien would be like?
I've watched five of Champion's videos and still aren't convinced that the channel isn't a complete parody of most YouTube theists. There is no way something this pathetic, immature and stupid could be serious. Is there? No, definitely a parody channel. Not funny, but parody nonetheless.
As Security Director for the entire Atheist community, I don't know how he infiltrated our network. Most of our atheist secrets are still well protected, but how this nimrod posed as a rational thinker and got away with it is truly disturbing. Obviously, with christ on his side, he was just a lttle better than we anicipated.
Anyway, our atheist plans for world domination are still on. Also, all atheists must now wear name badges and carry a swipe card.
name badges and swipe cards?! there's no way you can clean up this political fallout. you MUST resign ... or we will force you out as our security director.
years of nefarious plotting against the religious, and now this tremendous setback? we're ruined! ruined!
curse you, champion of elohim, and your little dog, too!
No worry. As VP of Atheist/Antitheist relations, I've been working very closely with the Department of Evidence Falsification and Manipulation, as well as the Department of Paranoia. We believe we've discovered CoE's alter-ego. We've been tracking him since he first attended our weekly inter-office Sodomy Party (which I noted you missed. Remember, the better you get along with your co-workers, the better we work together!) His zeal couldn't hide the cross tat on his anus.
if the sodomy parties didn't conflict with kidnap-a-child-and-bury-them-alive night, then maybe i'd have twice as much fun, wouldn't i? who's the HR manager in charge of immoral events, anyway? you'd think we'd be better organized! who knows how many undercover christians will infiltrate our network?
speaking of anus, are we feeding this little shit misinformation? or has the little prick truly penetrated our whole...(wait for it)...organization?
Comprimise - bring the burial party to the SP, first. You get to enjoy both, and a big gay orgy can always use more men. And I thought Jerry switched KCBA nights to every two months, to avoid taxing our resources?
And don't worry; the only real info this man has - and indeed, all he actively sought - is the size and flavour of every remotely phallic object in our two departments.
And seriously, bring the kid to the party. It's beginning to feel too...wholesome...
Aw, more gruntwork? I thought this promotion would get me outta this crap... Oh well... At least I get access to Executive lounge...
I'll get right on it, after I hit the lounge; I wanna grab a baby from the vending machine then nail a couple of the child prostitutes, then Dave an' I'll get to, uh...business... I'll do the "manipulatin'", and I'll let Dave figure out how to falsify an anus... Maybe we'll throw in some double anal for kicks.
@MyOldName --We all are in debt for your efforts...but whatever you do...don't let them catch on to the fact that we're using logic and reason in order to change the world... they will surely resist.
You're damn right, you owe me. Do you have any idea the paperwork you're asking me to do? Half my weight in dead tree! And if I have my pen down whenever that lady-boy under my desk proves he's worth the box of rice I traded his parents for him, I'll have to start that packet over! I want a woman giving birth in my office at all times. Seriously, the walk to the snack machine is too long. Just not white - all the dairy in the mothers' diet gives me cramps.
@joeaaronsellers Listen Up, this fallout is easily obfuscated with a quick phone call to FOX News. We'll tell them it's really the liberals and they will propogate the disinformation.
I will NOT RESIGN. Please HAVE FAITH that I will save us ALL from this HELL.
@TooferMan I too am shocked at this incursion into what I thought was a secure network. Next week I am having a video conference with my counter parts in Canada, Russia and Liechtenstein (hey it's a small country but you don't want to piss them off). When the source of the inept security procedures is discovered heads will roll. Also, operation Find And Reduce Theists on Youtube or F.A.R.T.Y is still a go. I repeat, all systems are go. Further instructions to follow.
@ptango101 Thank you ptango, but Russia has been compromised. Focus on Liechtenstein. All agents from Outer Mongolia and Botswana cannot be trusted either. ALL Atheists must still adhere to the PRIME DIRECTIVE to help their fellow man, unobserved if possible. All Atheists in the network should treat everyone they meet as A REAL and DECENT person, whose life is invaluable, regardless of their race, religion, and sexuality. Only then, can we weed out the undesirables. That is all.
I think Superman should start panicking... right... about,,, NOW!!
There's a new law in town and he don't suffer atheists lightly. Be afraid, please try to be afraid, even if not very afraid, just try even lightly afraid. Okay!!...
"Champion of Elohim Infiltrates the League of Reason!" I think I saw that on TV. It was a cartoon wasn't it?
Hey Champion, make sure and give all that secret information to the CIA. You wouldn't want us atheists just walking around the world among you poor christians now, would you? That would be worse than holding back information about Al Qaeda.
Grow up and get a fuckin job! A real fuckin job!!...
Lol!... The Atheist community isn't some secretive, underground society or club! There's no need to 'infiltrate' their boards when anyone and everyone is free to join and converse. I joined the League of Reason while I still considered myself to be a Christian and it took me all of 2 minutes!
So, while you're dashing around in the shadows in your ninja outfit like an idiot, the rest of us are just walking in through the front door!
HAHA please tell me this is some kind of joke, like an EdwardCurrent type thing... please? I mean... WOW. Atheists have no hidden secrets amongst ourselves. I bet your 'well-known' alter ego is probably gonna be somebody nobody's heard of.
Possibly the worst vid ever? A self important ignoramus spouting garbage that nobody cares about in expectation of receiving acclaim, smugly trolling a community he hasnt the intelectual capacity to join in his own right, pretending to be a bright to hide his fixation on fairies and magic happy sky castles populated by pixies and zombies living in biscuits.
Heheheh, this is going to be hilarious. I absolutely can't wait for the next video, as our hero Elohim here attempts to explain how creating a sock puppet on an open forum is akin to breaking a conspiracy wide open. With any luck, this will become a long and continuing series, and the identity will be dramatically revealed on April 1st.
Whether you're trolling or truly this stupid, it's hilarious. Keep it coming, I can't wait to see what other purely hypothetical stuff you're going to try and play off as evil atheist plans.
Um. If this is true, it's a bit retarded to make a video about it. Also People lie all the time. I'm sure atheists have done the same thing to Christians. It's nothing new.
So, you admit you are a deceiver and a lier? Isn't that what you are accusing the "Atheist Community" of being? Funny, how easy you can fool people, isn't it? Hahahaha... you make great satire. Even when you don't know it :D
Well can't say anything you've uncovered anything shocking with this stuff. I hear my "religious" friends talk about stuff like what you mentioned here and worse.
Wow... you infiltrated the super-ultra-hyper-mega-duper secret world of public forums!!!
What is your next video? how I infiltrated the public library and uncovered the terrible plot of being educated? how about infiltrating a public toilet and uncovering the mysteries of what people do when they ... ehm ... go to the toilet?
Wow, you must be like James Bond or something like that...
Well, looks like you just broke the 9th of the ten commandments. But I'm sure you'll just justify it as you were doing it as God's work. We Atheists give you an A for effort and an A for hypocrisy. Good Job!!! ;)
My point here is even if you dont believe in God, respect Christians because Christians bring a lot of good and try to make a Positive difference while atheists care about themselves, not poor people starving or homeless people. Atheists spend their time disagreeing and disproving of God, while Christians try to save, help, and comfort.
Come on, have u heard of Atheists going to other countries and feeding the poor and helping the homeless? I sure havent, its usually Christians and Churches.
have you ever heard of christians finding a cure to an illness? I sure haven't... Who does that again? Oh right, scientists who often happen to be atheists. Don't go around trying to say atheists don't bring anything good cause what theists do is basically try to destroy the tools scientists have been able to come up with to enhence knowledge (the theory of evolution for instance).
I never said a christian can't be a scientist, but it's simply impossible for a christian to reject the theory of evolution and be a biologist or genetician.
Are you serious? You don't think Atheist volunteer their time to worthy causes? You think Christians are the soul saviors of the poor, the sick and the dying? Aside from being a blatant generalization its pretty naive.
Well, Atheists do volunteer, help the poor and the dying, feed and shelter the the ones in great struggle, But it is so rare.
There are so many Christians trying to make a change, help those that are down, but its very rare to see Atheists to that just like its very rare to find Christian scientist as mentioned below. Very rare.
Very rare? You mean it's rare because we don't advertise everytime we help someone? We don't actually feel the need to claim or beliefs or lack of with every action to show how "good" we are. Or maybe it's because we are such a small % pf the global population that our deed go unrecognized? Or a combonation of the two? Or is it just that you don't hear about it and if you do you don't pay attention? You be the judge, but I wouldn't make such a blanket statement like you did earlier.
I'm sure I would have heard of Atheists joining a group/ ministry to go to Africa or other countries to help/feed the poor, but I havent seen it happen, and if it would have, I'm very sure I would have heard it.
"(Or maybe it's because we are such a small % of the global pop. that our deed go unrecognized?)" Well, there are more Atheists than Christians because it is so easy not to believe in God rather than to believe in God. So, I'm sure u r not a very small % of population to go unrecognized
Okay first of all, those that disbelieve in god are in the minority and second, christians make up between one fourth and one third of the planets population. Atheists are currently just making a shit ton of noise. Not to mention that fact that most people across the planet are religious in some way.
Gah, so many typos in my reply. You shoul have turned me in to the grammer police.
Anyway, your right I know where this is going. I do however wonder how you justify saying their are more atheist than "christians"? Is everyone who is not a christian an atheist?
well lets not get to generalizing!i mean i know some Christians who don't donate to charity,don't do volunteer work,etc...just cause they're religious doesn't mean they always do good.just cause i ride a bike doesn't mean i'll drive a motorcycle!and some atheists DO do good,but many refuse to acknowledge that because they don't have the same belief they do. just cause they aren't religious,doesn't mean they CAN'T do good.
it's all a matter of motivation in the individual...
NOOOOO! I thought you were my friend you bastard. YOU LIED TO ME!!!! You made me think I could trust you and then you're a damn spy!!! I told you all our atheist secret plots like taking god out of schools and killing Jerry Fallwell. Now you know atheists really do know god exists and we've aligned ourselves with the devil to defeat your god. Now you know it was the atheists that caused 9/11 just to make Bush look bad. You may know all that stuff but we'll get you now. I won't forgive you EVER!
Sex with robot fantasies!!! Weird, but at least it doesn't hurt anyone (unless of course there was a malfunction - one piece of buggy BJ software and you lose your favorite member!). Still, better to me thinking about boning a machine than actually fucking little kids or prostitutes while on speed then preaching to others of the horrors of tossing out "Biblical morality".
Also, what's with the stupid fucking voice? You cannot "do" menacing. You sound like a little boy trying to sound "grown up"
Why didn't anyone send me the memo about sex with robots and aliens? This is what happens when I'm out of the atheist ring for too long. Sigh...all the fun I've missed.
u found a fucked up website, so what there are billions of websites, with fucked up shit so its really not that impressive that this one just happens to claim to be atheist
I suspect this guy is pure vaporware. Most of the videos I've seen of his are "Wait till the next video, where I will do XYZ" but the next video never appears.
If you only knew...you wouldn't even joke about hell. Believe me I used the be an athiest too till I had replicable real life supernatural encounters with the demonic. Think it through my friend there's no second chances if you get hit by a bus tomorrow.
Can you please let me know how to replicate the supernatural encounter? If you could give people a replicable way to study supernatural things, we would GREATLY appreciate it :D
You're totally just lying and covering up your tracks by pretending to be moral.
There is no repeatable test that we can use to show supernatural possibilities. There is no way to discern even if a miracle was to happen, that it was done so by a specific entity.
There is no repeatable test. That is why we will never really know if there is a God or not. And I say KNOW, not belief. We will NEVER know, but we are welcome to believe.
That being said, if you TRULY have a way of proving God, PLEASE tell someone you trust who can verify this.
If you can replicate any supernatural event, you could theoretically prove a God (possibly). So at least let other people you trust know, so people can truly test them. Until then, you are just rambling without any reason for people to believe you.
How am I lying? You would be wise to refrain from falsely accusing someone under God's protection, just telling you for your protection. I have no tracks to cover. No agenda, just my real life experience to share. I have experienced miracles 2, documented spontanious healings via Christ. I didn't say there was a 'repeatable (term is replicable actually) test. I said the presenting symptoms were the same each & every time. No need to prove God, the fact our planet stays on it's axis is proof enuf
other explainations, lol. Try explaining a guy whose eyes turn COMPLETELY black, face cortorting in an inhuman shape jumping 15 feet from a STANDING POSITION, oh and he was up @ 20 feet high in the air....yeah, that's explainable. It's amazing how even a former atheist wanted to talk to God when put in that position. Like I said I don't have an agenda only a testimony that would knock almost anyone's socks off. And ALL true so help me God, and that's a big deal because I know He's real.
Ok, see it would be nice if you could help us all prove that. Otherwise, eyewitness testimony is never considered reliable, hence why it is not held extremely credible in courts, as well as a major reason many atheists have with the Bible.
That being said assuming that it DID happen, there would be no way for us to verify that it was from a particular supernatural cause. Therefore it cannot be proof.
/watch?v=30xTjoJ8YMQ has a decent explanation on one of the more important points. Check it out.
Why don't you ask God to reveal himself? If you are sincere he may speak to you. I have heard His audible voice there is no mistaking it. You are a creation, there has to be a creator. I am SO blessed to have seen Him and heard His voice. I would never ever want to be stuck with those demons not even for a minute. I have (along with others) seen them in spirit form too. All I can tell you young one is time is short. I hope you ask Him and are sincere. I wouldn't wish those things on even a chimo
I was a very devout Christian for many years. It was only after I decided to study all possible answers and accept the best fit one, to be honest with myself that I no longer believe.
Please don't try to minimize others by saying things such as "You are just not sincere enough" or "You haven't prayed hard enough". Time IS short, that's why I want to believe what is most likely true, or at least the best fit possibility. There's noReason to believeYour claim isMore valid than any other no offense
Oh no, that's not what I meant, I'm sorry it came off that way. It's my understanding that the bible says if you seek Him w/ all your heart (that's why I used the word sincerely) &He has given me words of knowledge to indicate time is short, this is indeed the end of end times. I haven't yet read the bible, am a new believer due 2 my experiences & so the insights I was given really freak me out because I just found out the info IS in Revelation. There is no way for me to have known this.
1 miracle was my colon healed via prayer. I had cups of blood, flushing water, black pebbles for stool & swollen abdomin. My parents laid hands on me & prayed in Jesus' name. When I woke up fm. procedure I was told I had a text book perfect colon not a trace of blood impossible I found out later the gal who had called her sister, a nun & they had been praying all day. I then had sensations I had NEVER had my entire life, you know that feeling that lets you know you have to go, until my healing.
Possibly a personal question, so if you are offended you don't have to respond.
I'm wondering, did your parents not give you proper medical attention and instead pray to God? Or was it more of a last resort or something while IN the hospital?
Wow...I wish I could build up this whole drama and sense of importance with crap I was doing online. I'm cursed with emotional balance. How nice it must be to have a grandiose mission, rife with obstacles and hardships. How satisfying to believe that one is a brave warrior against some kind of nefarious evil. Of course the downside being that this guy is overweight and pimply-face. But in his own mind, he's the shit and the shingle.
Snakepliskinist 6 days ago
wexare not that hard to join dumbfuck...so it's 2012 who then are the fuck you? did you steak our baby back rib recepiet? damnit now chilies needs a new one. we are boared who are youa//
eahazell 3 weeks ago
Wow,can't wait for your next video.Do you realize how much you are helping the atheist cause? You sound so stupid and childish that you are helping to swell the ranks of atheists. People who are undecided are seeing the deceit and utter Bullshit you are passing off as fact,and the atheists are just laughing at you.It's a win-win situation when idiots like yourself make these "undercover"
investigations.There's no big secret "cult".What a wonderful man you are.Wow..
rickuj 3 weeks ago
Where's the next video? Man, how disappointing...
FrozenUtopia 3 weeks ago
This is a joke, right? I found it hilarious anyway.
zionpc1 3 weeks ago
This is so lame that... oh, man. Is this billymc? If so, shame on you, Billy.
yinyang555 3 weeks ago
WE have a textbook example of a diluted psychopath.
petphotog 1 month ago
How on earth did he get to learn about the secret handshake without knowledge from the inside....we may have had a previous breach
cookeladoo 1 month ago 2
is he serious?
jgroves56 1 month ago
Please tell me no one divulged the secret sauce that makes babies taste so god damned good.
attredonist 1 month ago 6
So you LIED about your identity? I'm pretty sure that's a sin.
chasetheguitarplayer 1 month ago
Mormon, right?
iamestrella 1 month ago
Well, aren't you clever.
Breklor 1 month ago
This is awesome. Now I wanna have godless sex with you.
TheOtherSide100 1 month ago
That must have taken seconds of training to figure out how to infiltrate an atheist group. You see it is harder for atheist to infiltrate a religious organization because we have this think called integrity. And a religious person can pretty much justify doing anything they want. And they do.
So pat yourself on that back for doing nothing. You would have been welcome openly anyway and you would have learned the same stuff.
Asshat!
petphotog 1 month ago 3
You created an alter-ego?
Isn't there something in the bible about not lying? Oh, right, it's in the motherfucking ten commandments.
Tyssilago 1 month ago
Be careful when you stare into the abyss, lest the abyss stare back into you.
haohyou12 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm OK but you need professional help.
RAYDWVAN2010 4 months ago
[YOU] "Hi, I'm an atheist"
[ALL] "Welcome"
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Wow, that's quite an infiltration. It's impressive that just one man could accomplish this on his own.
SirGriefALot 4 months ago 17
The man has issues. Perhaps many personalities.
MrJohnnyrace 5 months ago
you suck a big old Jesus cock.
darbone 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ChampionOfElohim
ChampionOfElohim
My niece is a Psychiatrist and has worked exclusively with the mentally disabled for over twelve years. Every single one of her over 200 patients are fervent Christians. She told me that mental disorders and or a low IQ almost always guarantee the sufferer will be devoutly religious. Would you like her contact information? Feel free to email me. I am sure she could recommend someone in your area who may be of help to you.
scotttebben 6 months ago
Lol such good satire... I hope...?
ItsEasyIfYouThink 7 months ago
I was laughing so hard the entire video.
Andy32268 7 months ago
people go undercover to recon... you recon for jesus? you mean he doesn't know something? he needs you to get info for him so he can come up with a plan C?
lmaooooooo
GodsArePeopleToo 9 months ago
This is so sad, I feel absolutely horrible for you. You are one sad, pathetic, lonely man living in your dreams. PLEASE talk to a psychiatrist I'm sure they can help you.
mamadboze 10 months ago
LMFAO! How's that working out for you?
Mattm1986 1 year ago
Thou shalt not bear false witness against....
Damn, if only I could remember how the rest of that goes I bet I'd have you beaten! Must assign more agents to investigate these "laws" and how we can manipulate them!
Kudos on allowing ratings on your clip this time COE.
AkrayBothorda 1 year ago
"having sex with androids and robots..."
Hmmm...looks like I'm finished planning my weekend early this week.
Thanks undercover brother!
kirkey99 1 year ago 2
undercover christian Im so fucking scared(sarcasm)
technical1234567 1 year ago
Um--you are aware that Elohim means gods, right? You know, back when the ancient Israelites were multi-god worshippers? El means god, singular. That means you are the champion of pantheism. Which is cool, Zeus seems like a real badass.
BiffWhitebread13 1 year ago 3
"How I infiltrated the atheist community". Umm, you joined a blog that is free to all and offers open commenting and discussion without blocking people for having differing opinions? This should be the shortest video series ever. "infiltrated" :-D Oh Noes!
hugesinker 1 year ago 3
@BlinkandDies --As Director of Security for the entire Atheist community... my reply is : "NO COMMENT"
TooferMan 1 year ago
My bad, responding to troll/troll channels......gawwd isnt that stupid. LOL
baahhhFATALITY11 1 year ago
Look bro, athiests like myself, ARE NOT PLANNING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD. Your are a fucking idiot. WE ARE NOT EVIL, WE DONT WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Get over yourself. I dont want us to takeover the world, I just want to live a nice life.
baahhhFATALITY11 1 year ago
@baahhhFATALITY11 lol. nice. feeding the troll channel. epic fail
Loubacca 1 year ago
@baahhhFATALITY11 Well done Corporal!!!....Look for a little something extra in your pay envelope this week.
TooferMan 1 year ago
I don't know whether to like this because it (and the comments) are freaking hilarious or dislike it because he made bigoted assumptions about atheists... xD
MrSteevoV2 1 year ago
Is this serious? Posing as "one of thier own"? You're acting as if we're another species...
The only way this cideo would be interesting is if at the end he revealed he was TAA...that would truly be the shock of a lifetime.
piemakesmelol 1 year ago
Sweet! I had no idea there was a forum just for us atheists. Thanks Champion.
jimjamerman 1 year ago
lol,is this serious?
ndjarnag 1 year ago
yeah... It's satire :P
SamdeSquirell 1 year ago
you wouldn't care what athiest thought about you and your god, if you realized how seldom we do.... and come on you've never thought about what sex with a alien would be like?
jasonoatmeal 2 years ago
Trickery from a Christian? How not suprising.
caligulaincarnate 2 years ago
the music the clip starts with, whats it from?
kardentyrell 2 years ago
Man I should have known it was one of these shifty christians taking my lunch.
Gunnariffic 2 years ago
I've watched five of Champion's videos and still aren't convinced that the channel isn't a complete parody of most YouTube theists. There is no way something this pathetic, immature and stupid could be serious. Is there? No, definitely a parody channel. Not funny, but parody nonetheless.
spakattak 2 years ago
I think ive come to the same conclusion
bizzyb0ne017 2 years ago
My Apologies to all...
As Security Director for the entire Atheist community, I don't know how he infiltrated our network. Most of our atheist secrets are still well protected, but how this nimrod posed as a rational thinker and got away with it is truly disturbing. Obviously, with christ on his side, he was just a lttle better than we anicipated.
Anyway, our atheist plans for world domination are still on. Also, all atheists must now wear name badges and carry a swipe card.
TooferMan 2 years ago 93
At least he didn't learn the handshake
spakattak 2 years ago 2
Addendum: The secret handshake has not been compromised. You may continue using it in conjunction with the secret wink.
TooferMan 2 years ago 3
That would have been devastating.
caligulaincarnate 2 years ago
We really have to hurry up and get those bio-chips installed into our brains
Sutskoen 2 years ago
@Sutskoen BIO-CHIPS? What Bio-chips? We don't need no stinkin' Bio-chips!
TooferMan 1 year ago
@TooferMan
SD, I had my eyes on him at first and tot he was a sane person but it is apparent now he is not.
SIR, i must say we did lost some "dirty stuffs" to this insane person.
He carted off lots of our members' toilet waste, SIR.!!!
mykegoh 1 year ago
@TooferMan
name badges and swipe cards?! there's no way you can clean up this political fallout. you MUST resign ... or we will force you out as our security director.
years of nefarious plotting against the religious, and now this tremendous setback? we're ruined! ruined!
curse you, champion of elohim, and your little dog, too!
joeaaronsellers 1 year ago
@joeaaronsellers
No worry. As VP of Atheist/Antitheist relations, I've been working very closely with the Department of Evidence Falsification and Manipulation, as well as the Department of Paranoia. We believe we've discovered CoE's alter-ego. We've been tracking him since he first attended our weekly inter-office Sodomy Party (which I noted you missed. Remember, the better you get along with your co-workers, the better we work together!) His zeal couldn't hide the cross tat on his anus.
MyOldName 1 year ago 2
@MyOldName
if the sodomy parties didn't conflict with kidnap-a-child-and-bury-them-alive night, then maybe i'd have twice as much fun, wouldn't i? who's the HR manager in charge of immoral events, anyway? you'd think we'd be better organized! who knows how many undercover christians will infiltrate our network?
speaking of anus, are we feeding this little shit misinformation? or has the little prick truly penetrated our whole...(wait for it)...organization?
joeaaronsellers 1 year ago
@joeaaronsellers
Comprimise - bring the burial party to the SP, first. You get to enjoy both, and a big gay orgy can always use more men. And I thought Jerry switched KCBA nights to every two months, to avoid taxing our resources?
And don't worry; the only real info this man has - and indeed, all he actively sought - is the size and flavour of every remotely phallic object in our two departments.
And seriously, bring the kid to the party. It's beginning to feel too...wholesome...
MyOldName 1 year ago
@MyOldName ...As Director of Security I order you to to be directly BEHIND the Falsification and Manipulation of this agent's anus.
If he posts a PART 2, you'll wish there really was a god to save you from my wrath.
TooferMan 1 year ago
@TooferMan
Aw, more gruntwork? I thought this promotion would get me outta this crap... Oh well... At least I get access to Executive lounge...
I'll get right on it, after I hit the lounge; I wanna grab a baby from the vending machine then nail a couple of the child prostitutes, then Dave an' I'll get to, uh...business... I'll do the "manipulatin'", and I'll let Dave figure out how to falsify an anus... Maybe we'll throw in some double anal for kicks.
Even though evidence isn't my Dept.
MyOldName 1 year ago
@MyOldName --We all are in debt for your efforts...but whatever you do...don't let them catch on to the fact that we're using logic and reason in order to change the world... they will surely resist.
TooferMan 1 year ago
@TooferMan
You're damn right, you owe me. Do you have any idea the paperwork you're asking me to do? Half my weight in dead tree! And if I have my pen down whenever that lady-boy under my desk proves he's worth the box of rice I traded his parents for him, I'll have to start that packet over! I want a woman giving birth in my office at all times. Seriously, the walk to the snack machine is too long. Just not white - all the dairy in the mothers' diet gives me cramps.
MyOldName 1 year ago
@joeaaronsellers Listen Up, this fallout is easily obfuscated with a quick phone call to FOX News. We'll tell them it's really the liberals and they will propogate the disinformation.
I will NOT RESIGN. Please HAVE FAITH that I will save us ALL from this HELL.
--errr...um.......you know what I mean.
TooferMan 1 year ago
@TooferMan Did you meak shur to backtrace his interwebs?
WasteofTimeofSpace 1 year ago
@TooferMan Wait, did he find out about how we plant fossils in order to take over the world? oops
Cuythulu 1 year ago
@Cuythulu DAMMIT!!! Be careful in these public forums.
We only "FIND" fossils, remember?
And then "scientists" authenticate them.
The rest of the world gets this, but some in the 'bible belt' states of the USA still resist. We'll focus on them in 2012.
TooferMan 1 year ago
@TooferMan I too am shocked at this incursion into what I thought was a secure network. Next week I am having a video conference with my counter parts in Canada, Russia and Liechtenstein (hey it's a small country but you don't want to piss them off). When the source of the inept security procedures is discovered heads will roll. Also, operation Find And Reduce Theists on Youtube or F.A.R.T.Y is still a go. I repeat, all systems are go. Further instructions to follow.
ptango101 5 months ago 4
@ptango101 Thank you ptango, but Russia has been compromised. Focus on Liechtenstein. All agents from Outer Mongolia and Botswana cannot be trusted either. ALL Atheists must still adhere to the PRIME DIRECTIVE to help their fellow man, unobserved if possible. All Atheists in the network should treat everyone they meet as A REAL and DECENT person, whose life is invaluable, regardless of their race, religion, and sexuality. Only then, can we weed out the undesirables. That is all.
TooferMan 5 months ago 4
@TooferMan I've got the BBQ sauce and roasting spits for the babies
eahazell 3 weeks ago
0:33
Oh snap, that's me in the corner with the pikachu avatar! Yay, I'm in a fundie-f@#%tard video! :D
That is, assuming this guy IS really a fundie. Somethin' about him smells of Poe's Law but I'm not completely sure.
SquallAKALeon 2 years ago 2
Where's part 2?...
qdaboo2 2 years ago
I think Superman should start panicking... right... about,,, NOW!!
There's a new law in town and he don't suffer atheists lightly. Be afraid, please try to be afraid, even if not very afraid, just try even lightly afraid. Okay!!...
qdaboo2 2 years ago
"Champion of Elohim Infiltrates the League of Reason!" I think I saw that on TV. It was a cartoon wasn't it?
Hey Champion, make sure and give all that secret information to the CIA. You wouldn't want us atheists just walking around the world among you poor christians now, would you? That would be worse than holding back information about Al Qaeda.
Grow up and get a fuckin job! A real fuckin job!!...
qdaboo2 2 years ago
Now we're shitting ourselves. NOT!!...
qdaboo2 2 years ago
Lol!... The Atheist community isn't some secretive, underground society or club! There's no need to 'infiltrate' their boards when anyone and everyone is free to join and converse. I joined the League of Reason while I still considered myself to be a Christian and it took me all of 2 minutes!
So, while you're dashing around in the shadows in your ninja outfit like an idiot, the rest of us are just walking in through the front door!
darkpersianuk 2 years ago
HAHA please tell me this is some kind of joke, like an EdwardCurrent type thing... please? I mean... WOW. Atheists have no hidden secrets amongst ourselves. I bet your 'well-known' alter ego is probably gonna be somebody nobody's heard of.
smashballbrawler 2 years ago
OMG a mole is among us :(
its over
(if i repent, will u forgive me, please...)
gama509 2 years ago 3
LOL, sounds like Alex Silly Jones infiltrate the "Illuminati" !
Comedy or not, that's fun!
ChristianIce 2 years ago
Possibly the worst vid ever? A self important ignoramus spouting garbage that nobody cares about in expectation of receiving acclaim, smugly trolling a community he hasnt the intelectual capacity to join in his own right, pretending to be a bright to hide his fixation on fairies and magic happy sky castles populated by pixies and zombies living in biscuits.
Well, give the child a cookie.
tommiatkins 2 years ago
i luled at the alien robot sex
Mafiaaffe 2 years ago 2
I just subscribed, comedy gold.
SuperUnbeliever 2 years ago
Heheheh, this is going to be hilarious. I absolutely can't wait for the next video, as our hero Elohim here attempts to explain how creating a sock puppet on an open forum is akin to breaking a conspiracy wide open. With any luck, this will become a long and continuing series, and the identity will be dramatically revealed on April 1st.
AHPMB 2 years ago
lmao!
theatheistguy 2 years ago
Guys, Im from LoR. Don't fret, he's cool.
TheFearmonger 2 years ago
Pure comedy gold! :D
Whether you're trolling or truly this stupid, it's hilarious. Keep it coming, I can't wait to see what other purely hypothetical stuff you're going to try and play off as evil atheist plans.
JorickW89 2 years ago
"Undercover for christ"? Why not just say "Lying for jesus"? OH, right, because then you'd actually come off as a crazy jackass....
338dmac 2 years ago 3
Are you shure you aren't an atheist infiltrating the "Christian" community because you are heretic!
thorpypoo 2 years ago
Um. If this is true, it's a bit retarded to make a video about it. Also People lie all the time. I'm sure atheists have done the same thing to Christians. It's nothing new.
KingofDarkness0025 2 years ago
So, you admit you are a deceiver and a lier? Isn't that what you are accusing the "Atheist Community" of being? Funny, how easy you can fool people, isn't it? Hahahaha... you make great satire. Even when you don't know it :D
RyuDarragh 2 years ago 25
As someone who role plays all the time, what you did... not impressive in the least bit. Acting in PERSON now that's harder. It's also more fun.
LaoGahn 2 years ago
Sigh...
Well can't say anything you've uncovered anything shocking with this stuff. I hear my "religious" friends talk about stuff like what you mentioned here and worse.
MorphicStates 2 years ago
Wow... you infiltrated the super-ultra-hyper-mega-duper secret world of public forums!!!
What is your next video? how I infiltrated the public library and uncovered the terrible plot of being educated? how about infiltrating a public toilet and uncovering the mysteries of what people do when they ... ehm ... go to the toilet?
Wow, you must be like James Bond or something like that...
welwitschia 2 years ago 5
I honestly do not know whether to laugh or cry at stuff like this.
InfidelAvenger 2 years ago
Well, looks like you just broke the 9th of the ten commandments. But I'm sure you'll just justify it as you were doing it as God's work. We Atheists give you an A for effort and an A for hypocrisy. Good Job!!! ;)
carlandj 2 years ago
You would do mankind more good
infiltrating the Terrorist muzzie
bastards man THEY are the threat
swinewarrior 2 years ago
Hmm. What do Christians do and talk about?
The Bible, How to save people, How to feed the poor, Preaching, Spreading the word of God, Love, Forgiveness, Mercy, Repentance, etc.
What do Atheist do and talk about?
God doest exist, Having sex with aliens and robots, How can we commit crime, Drugs, Sex, Porn, Lies, etc.
Have u ever heard of Christians feeding the poor and ministering in diff. countries?
Have u ever heard of Atheists feeding the poor and helping in Africa?
foontic23 2 years ago
My point here is even if you dont believe in God, respect Christians because Christians bring a lot of good and try to make a Positive difference while atheists care about themselves, not poor people starving or homeless people. Atheists spend their time disagreeing and disproving of God, while Christians try to save, help, and comfort.
Come on, have u heard of Atheists going to other countries and feeding the poor and helping the homeless? I sure havent, its usually Christians and Churches.
foontic23 2 years ago
have you ever heard of christians finding a cure to an illness? I sure haven't... Who does that again? Oh right, scientists who often happen to be atheists. Don't go around trying to say atheists don't bring anything good cause what theists do is basically try to destroy the tools scientists have been able to come up with to enhence knowledge (the theory of evolution for instance).
dapanzy 2 years ago
and again,let's not skip straight to generalizing.
just cause they're scientists,doesn't mean they can't be religious.
sure the odds are tipped in the favor of atheism,but it doesn't make any guarantees.
warpedwiselegoman 2 years ago
''scientists who often happen to be atheists''... where does that imply that ALL scientists are atheists?
dapanzy 2 years ago
alright,i'll admit i misread what you typed.
but my point still stands that Christians can be scientists too.
warpedwiselegoman 2 years ago
I never said a christian can't be a scientist, but it's simply impossible for a christian to reject the theory of evolution and be a biologist or genetician.
dapanzy 2 years ago
Are you serious? You don't think Atheist volunteer their time to worthy causes? You think Christians are the soul saviors of the poor, the sick and the dying? Aside from being a blatant generalization its pretty naive.
MorphicStates 2 years ago
Well, Atheists do volunteer, help the poor and the dying, feed and shelter the the ones in great struggle, But it is so rare.
There are so many Christians trying to make a change, help those that are down, but its very rare to see Atheists to that just like its very rare to find Christian scientist as mentioned below. Very rare.
foontic23 2 years ago
Very rare? You mean it's rare because we don't advertise everytime we help someone? We don't actually feel the need to claim or beliefs or lack of with every action to show how "good" we are. Or maybe it's because we are such a small % pf the global population that our deed go unrecognized? Or a combonation of the two? Or is it just that you don't hear about it and if you do you don't pay attention? You be the judge, but I wouldn't make such a blanket statement like you did earlier.
MorphicStates 2 years ago
I'm sure I would have heard of Atheists joining a group/ ministry to go to Africa or other countries to help/feed the poor, but I havent seen it happen, and if it would have, I'm very sure I would have heard it.
"(Or maybe it's because we are such a small % of the global pop. that our deed go unrecognized?)" Well, there are more Atheists than Christians because it is so easy not to believe in God rather than to believe in God. So, I'm sure u r not a very small % of population to go unrecognized
foontic23 2 years ago
Okay first of all, those that disbelieve in god are in the minority and second, christians make up between one fourth and one third of the planets population. Atheists are currently just making a shit ton of noise. Not to mention that fact that most people across the planet are religious in some way.
LaoGahn 2 years ago
Ok, this is my last comment MorphicStates because u know where its going to, non ending argument as it usually does.
foontic23 2 years ago
Gah, so many typos in my reply. You shoul have turned me in to the grammer police.
Anyway, your right I know where this is going. I do however wonder how you justify saying their are more atheist than "christians"? Is everyone who is not a christian an atheist?
MorphicStates 2 years ago
well lets not get to generalizing!i mean i know some Christians who don't donate to charity,don't do volunteer work,etc...just cause they're religious doesn't mean they always do good.just cause i ride a bike doesn't mean i'll drive a motorcycle!and some atheists DO do good,but many refuse to acknowledge that because they don't have the same belief they do. just cause they aren't religious,doesn't mean they CAN'T do good.
it's all a matter of motivation in the individual...
warpedwiselegoman 2 years ago
Lame troll is lame.
Emirpoen 2 years ago
BWAHAHAHA!
Whatta loser!
Havokreator 2 years ago
NOOOOO! I thought you were my friend you bastard. YOU LIED TO ME!!!! You made me think I could trust you and then you're a damn spy!!! I told you all our atheist secret plots like taking god out of schools and killing Jerry Fallwell. Now you know atheists really do know god exists and we've aligned ourselves with the devil to defeat your god. Now you know it was the atheists that caused 9/11 just to make Bush look bad. You may know all that stuff but we'll get you now. I won't forgive you EVER!
kezamel 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOSEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!
kezamel 2 years ago 3
we are not an enemy that you need to "infiltrate" and spy on.
this video simply made you look like an asshole.
this is not a war.
Phibins 2 years ago
Is it possible for anyone to be this pretentious and self-impressed and still be functional in any normal society?
Bookwyrm86 2 years ago
Interpretation: Hi, I'm an attention seeker. Look at me look at me look at me!!!!
tammyscotland 2 years ago
when will you infiltrate the gay community? Bet you have fun getting infiltrated lmao
LORDNAG1 2 years ago
how deceptive & sneaky of you.. god told me you're going to hell
DaughterOfJohnDee 2 years ago
Someone drop you on your head?
Like we care that you spy on us.. get a life twat.
Vogter2100 2 years ago
Fuck your lord he is shite and caN EAT MY SHORTS LOL what a nut case you are.
oooohhhh moraly corrupt.. weee.. yeah sin is FUN for fucks sake man. we want to fuck screw till our bals are empty.
Can I fuck Virging Mary in the ass? I dont want to break her hymen, I let a dove do that LOL
Vogter2100 2 years ago
...and in other news, nobody cares.
EternalAlert 2 years ago
Sex with robot fantasies!!! Weird, but at least it doesn't hurt anyone (unless of course there was a malfunction - one piece of buggy BJ software and you lose your favorite member!). Still, better to me thinking about boning a machine than actually fucking little kids or prostitutes while on speed then preaching to others of the horrors of tossing out "Biblical morality".
Also, what's with the stupid fucking voice? You cannot "do" menacing. You sound like a little boy trying to sound "grown up"
FiftyShekels 2 years ago
lol, as an atheist i want to have sex with robots and aliens! hahahaha
sheepwshotguns 2 years ago
Why didn't anyone send me the memo about sex with robots and aliens? This is what happens when I'm out of the atheist ring for too long. Sigh...all the fun I've missed.
KraisinsGhost 2 years ago
atheist video response..
/watch?v=pKJlS0A39P4
godlessmessiah 2 years ago
and we would have got away from it if it wasnt for them pesky kids!!!!
jmsimpson11 2 years ago 2
And the dog.
Nachax85 2 years ago
After listening very carefully to your accent I realised that you were Vogter. Shame on you, Vogter.
rozeboosje 2 years ago
Muahahahehehehahaheh
Vogter2100 2 years ago
Don't laugh! I'm ON to you! XD
rozeboosje 2 years ago
Be wevy wevy qwuiet!
Vogter2100 2 years ago
u found a fucked up website, so what there are billions of websites, with fucked up shit so its really not that impressive that this one just happens to claim to be atheist
pauly555666 2 years ago
I suspect this guy is pure vaporware. Most of the videos I've seen of his are "Wait till the next video, where I will do XYZ" but the next video never appears.
jcurious 2 years ago 2
"Luke, I am your father"
screaminguitars 2 years ago
no dpr video ok
pauly555666 2 years ago
So you take what some people have discussed and throw a blanket statement over everyone who shares their disbelief in god? How pitiful.
crackerkiller89 2 years ago
lol, what a kid!!! playing bond in real life and showing off, thinking he's soo cool!!!.....
and not understanding that if a person is an athiest , doesnt mean that every other athiest is exactly the same,
DOUCHEBAG!!!!
ryangt47 2 years ago
Too cool! You're my hero! Keep me in the loop!
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
I smell POE, and his name's SARAHON.
indignant99 2 years ago
LULZ
stefzula 2 years ago
EPIC TROLL HAHAHHAA
laxstar3 2 years ago
Wow, well done for infiltrating the Atheist conspiracy. Did you learn the secret?
THERE IS NO GOD
bobble12221 2 years ago 2
By claiming to be an atheist (even if you lied about it) you have BLASPHEMED the Holy Spirit. See you in Hell!!!!
SliceA1A 2 years ago
If you only knew...you wouldn't even joke about hell. Believe me I used the be an athiest too till I had replicable real life supernatural encounters with the demonic. Think it through my friend there's no second chances if you get hit by a bus tomorrow.
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
Can you please let me know how to replicate the supernatural encounter? If you could give people a replicable way to study supernatural things, we would GREATLY appreciate it :D
BrellK 2 years ago
It was replicable in that the demon possessed people all presented the same symptoms and the same emotions attracted them =)
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
p.s. I won't tell you how to open demonic doors, even though I know several sure fire ways to. I have a conscience and it's nothing to play with.
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
Yea, see here's the problem....
You're totally just lying and covering up your tracks by pretending to be moral.
There is no repeatable test that we can use to show supernatural possibilities. There is no way to discern even if a miracle was to happen, that it was done so by a specific entity.
There is no repeatable test. That is why we will never really know if there is a God or not. And I say KNOW, not belief. We will NEVER know, but we are welcome to believe.
BrellK 2 years ago
That being said, if you TRULY have a way of proving God, PLEASE tell someone you trust who can verify this.
If you can replicate any supernatural event, you could theoretically prove a God (possibly). So at least let other people you trust know, so people can truly test them. Until then, you are just rambling without any reason for people to believe you.
BrellK 2 years ago
How am I lying? You would be wise to refrain from falsely accusing someone under God's protection, just telling you for your protection. I have no tracks to cover. No agenda, just my real life experience to share. I have experienced miracles 2, documented spontanious healings via Christ. I didn't say there was a 'repeatable (term is replicable actually) test. I said the presenting symptoms were the same each & every time. No need to prove God, the fact our planet stays on it's axis is proof enuf
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
Except Miracles, Symptoms, and the Earth's stability don't PROVE anything at all.
You cannot prove Miracles are FROM Christ (or even that they are truly miracles).
What you would call "Symptoms" may have other explanations and it's impossible to know they are "Demons".
As I said, the Earth staying on it's axis isn't real proof. It doesn't prove ANYTHING.
Belief is ok, but please don't pretend you have any sort of proof.
BrellK 2 years ago
other explainations, lol. Try explaining a guy whose eyes turn COMPLETELY black, face cortorting in an inhuman shape jumping 15 feet from a STANDING POSITION, oh and he was up @ 20 feet high in the air....yeah, that's explainable. It's amazing how even a former atheist wanted to talk to God when put in that position. Like I said I don't have an agenda only a testimony that would knock almost anyone's socks off. And ALL true so help me God, and that's a big deal because I know He's real.
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
Ok, see it would be nice if you could help us all prove that. Otherwise, eyewitness testimony is never considered reliable, hence why it is not held extremely credible in courts, as well as a major reason many atheists have with the Bible.
That being said assuming that it DID happen, there would be no way for us to verify that it was from a particular supernatural cause. Therefore it cannot be proof.
/watch?v=30xTjoJ8YMQ has a decent explanation on one of the more important points. Check it out.
BrellK 2 years ago
Why don't you ask God to reveal himself? If you are sincere he may speak to you. I have heard His audible voice there is no mistaking it. You are a creation, there has to be a creator. I am SO blessed to have seen Him and heard His voice. I would never ever want to be stuck with those demons not even for a minute. I have (along with others) seen them in spirit form too. All I can tell you young one is time is short. I hope you ask Him and are sincere. I wouldn't wish those things on even a chimo
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
I was a very devout Christian for many years. It was only after I decided to study all possible answers and accept the best fit one, to be honest with myself that I no longer believe.
Please don't try to minimize others by saying things such as "You are just not sincere enough" or "You haven't prayed hard enough". Time IS short, that's why I want to believe what is most likely true, or at least the best fit possibility. There's noReason to believeYour claim isMore valid than any other no offense
BrellK 2 years ago
Oh no, that's not what I meant, I'm sorry it came off that way. It's my understanding that the bible says if you seek Him w/ all your heart (that's why I used the word sincerely) &He has given me words of knowledge to indicate time is short, this is indeed the end of end times. I haven't yet read the bible, am a new believer due 2 my experiences & so the insights I was given really freak me out because I just found out the info IS in Revelation. There is no way for me to have known this.
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
1 miracle was my colon healed via prayer. I had cups of blood, flushing water, black pebbles for stool & swollen abdomin. My parents laid hands on me & prayed in Jesus' name. When I woke up fm. procedure I was told I had a text book perfect colon not a trace of blood impossible I found out later the gal who had called her sister, a nun & they had been praying all day. I then had sensations I had NEVER had my entire life, you know that feeling that lets you know you have to go, until my healing.
TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
Possibly a personal question, so if you are offended you don't have to respond.
I'm wondering, did your parents not give you proper medical attention and instead pray to God? Or was it more of a last resort or something while IN the hospital?
BrellK 2 years ago
Dude, I can't freakin wait!
maverik713 2 years ago
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TheGraceofChrist 2 years ago
atheist response video
/watch?v=pKJlS0A39P4
godlessmessiah 2 years ago
i should have known how stupid this guy is from the moment he said "alter ego" and james bond popped up on the screen.
what at dumbass
qtzlctl2012 2 years ago
I resent the comment you said about me. I have NEVER said anything about wanting to have sex with robots.
Aliens, on the other hand...
AndroidAR 2 years ago
this series could be entertaining....I can't wait for the next one!
20killers 2 years ago
don't bite my shit,man! been there,done that,grow the fuck up!!
ArchangelNetwork1 2 years ago
Haha I laughed.
It is no secret what is going on, on the LoR website.
Or Youtube, or BlogTV :)
See you around on the LoR chat.
Tylzen 2 years ago
I am starting to think this guy is just satire.
FatStupidAmerican 2 years ago