jewel wasps

[Thatindianguitarguy]

Imagine getting honey from those o.o

[mickykurniawan]

crazy!!!

anyway, i got cracked!!!

[keetner]

._.

I thought it couldn't get worse...but then the larvae bit...oh lawd.

[RickyHarnwell1994]

Hehh... Wait untill parisites get smarter, and move to h

uman hosts, could u fucking imagen,a full scail zombie outbrake, very likely.

[GreenDay3213]

If i had things feeding inside me.. id just killmyself..

[Awak3ner]

@GreenDay3213 You wouldn't be able to...

[batsareamasing]

sick!!!!

[dalektaliban]

nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure

[AffordBindEquipment]

millions of years of evolution..easy to say, pretty tough to prove by any scientific method. one can say anything, but to show how it happened is another story, especially by what we know know about genetics....

[DeltaGale]

I feel like I have to stay up all night to scrub my entire house now!

[DeltaGale]

Uh question, how the HELL does the newborn wasp get out of that burrow? I thought it was barricaded or sth!

[doubldog26]

@RedRaider8493 so... Rapist are human emeral wasps?

[TeamCPEpicRandomness]

holy firetruck thats sick

[XxKilleredxX]

Dang nature, you scary.

[wheelnut53]

I hate roaches

[RedRaider8493]

Translated into our world: 1) Stalk girl at the club

2) Roofie her drink

3) Take her into your car

4) Plant your seed

5) Stuff her in the trunk

6) Bury her

Human Emerald Wasps

[darkblood626]

This experiment was brought to you by Aperture science.

[articsocean]

@darkblood626 Aperture's not this bad. (Hopefully.) 

[Ajboi89]

Exterminators need these wasps... on second thought, no.

[SWATWAH]

now I know how my wife got me hooked, she must be a jewel wasp

[FiveofHearts1]

These bastards will end up causing the zombie apocalypse, I just know it.

[LeopardFixJeopardy]

jewel wasps=facehugger and Alien

[NoManOdysseus]

HORRIFYING.

[WhiteHawkUK]

Ooh - random thought: Does this mean that there will always be fewer jewel wasps than cockroaches? If one egg hatches always on one roach, there must always exist a requirement that there be more roaches than wasps...

[WhiteHawkUK]

3:55 - even while being fed upon, the cockroach seems to be engaging in habitual behaviour. It looks like a stoner scratching an itch.

[TrunkJunky]

And the moral of the story:

Wasps are cunts.

[Sigefreadthebulmunk]

@TrunkJunky Technically thats the roaches, Thats where babies come from remember ;D

[justpapersman]

Hi, what show is this from please ? many thanks

[lilbig26]

Well you shouldn't have a problem with roaches then:)

[dustangelanderson]

there are a lot of these wasps around my house \o/ yay brazil

[HolyBomb]

i hate cracked dot com

[MrRevolutionMars]

Damn nature you Scary!!!!

[Steggman]

Oh my GOD!! That’s horrific! ew ew ew ew!

Nature, you scary!

[hgdge]

lol gladiator song in the arena and the scientists all like release the wasp!!!!

[UndeadOutbreak]

My house really needs those wasps.

[frostyh81]

SO FUCKING CREEEPPYYYY!!!!!!!! damn you stumbleupon for showing this shit to me. . . .

[cuitonwap]

Did anyone see the roach shit itself at 2:13?

[gillypil]

@cuitonwap The roach must know what it's in for!

[acdcyoyoer]

oh god a fly just passed by . i damn near shit myself

[MrDannyRichie]

it's fine just get Frank West and Isabella on the case if it hits us humans (Y)

[jeffleeucc]

i see future!!! mass production of jewel wasps we need more more and MORE

[DjScrape20]

Damn nature you scary.

[CiscoWes]

3:24 they always have to throw in the usual BS 'billions and billions of years of evolution did this'.

[mouthyweasel]

@CiscoWes So? You'd rather hear them say, "And then Yahweh(Or Allah, or Vishnu, or Zeus or any other imaginary deity) was so loving that he designed the cockroach to be eaten alive by the wasp larvae...."

[CiscoWes]

@mouthyweasel It's the imaginary chance/time/nature phenomena that your evolutionism is appealing to. I'd just be amused to see them EXPLAIN how something like evolution would have done all this. But instead, they just default to the old worn out argument 'time-did-it'.

[mouthyweasel]

@CiscoWes I could tell you about endogenous retroviruses; I could point you to text after text written by men smarter than yourself who have labored to give us our robust fossil record, but you're just a toothless old relic with no education. A stumbling block to enlightenment with some 'god' agenda instead of really trying to understand the facts available to you. There's no use talking to an old shoe like you, but I promise: your great grandchildren will positively laugh at your ignorance.

[DjAznInVAZN]

I like poop.

[manco82]

Guess what cockroaches don't' think anything....

[WhiteHawkUK]

@manco82 : And you know this because..? o_O

[CTCCoco]

AWFULL

[1pwnurfac3]

is this how alien was thought of

[leon619619619]

lol turn transcribe on

[gyusuf1994]

jnkboy? You should have meant cracked!!

[oogp]

:O

[GenjiZerk]

cool, but pointless to know

[goldman838]

i got here by jnkboy

[godvergeten]

If you dare to imagine beyond the limits of your own (programmed) mind, and 'stare into infinite possibility', so to speak, then there is no reason not to imagine that we humans could also have been subjected to parasitic meddling, making mind-control a reality.

Since the mind often runs wild compulsively, it does seem to have its own agenda. Who can tell if what we do is really our own natural, conscious intention, or consciousness that has been 'hacked into'?

Guess we'll never know.

[WandaYue]

Wow thats so cool but sad for the roach

[tinu96]

That roach was full shitting itself, looks like literally.

[DrunkWapiti]

why is this on the history channel?

[tcsdef]

@DrunkWapiti

It's not.

[DrunkWapiti]

@tcsdef

Then why does it say: History.com

[tcsdef]

@DrunkWapiti

u mad

[gunii777]

were all gonna die

[clemenx]

Um, so. Are male wasps of this species basically useless? Do they even exist? Not even mentioned.

[chewyogurt]

hahaha first glass cage says #6 scratched out...#5 @25 secs

[divulgazionisonore]

gentle animals

[TheNiftyHebrew]

:C

[bahndnerd]

OH GOD WHY DID I WATCH THIS

[AnnoyanceHazard]

Jigsaw aint got nothing on nature.

[smaddox1990]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[vnvxvnv]

damn nature... you scary

[jackalvulture]

lol, the roach shat itself...

[fio667]

i want one

[Muffysb]

These wasps go to wasp hell.

[johnboy779]

@Muffysb No, these wasps go to human hell. Fucking lay eggs on your ass for eternity.

[scrappydeathbringer]

bane is pleased

[AbuBishir]

No Animals were harmed in the making of this film

[JustD3fy]

@AbuBishir just bugs

[thevideovan]

A WEEK HOLY SHIT THATS SOME GOOD VENOM

[TheMrNinjaz]

Did I really just watch 7 min of this?!

[shadowboy889]

WHY JNKBOY WHY!!

[xGamermonkeyx]

@shadowboy889 Because fuck you, that's why.

Goddamnit, I've actually found something that I hate even more than spiders.



[TheAntarcticEmperor]

How many hearts does it have?

[gbishel]

thin john travolta

[StBrahmintippa]

Who got here from jnkboy on twitter?

[DuckyDooDoo122]

@StBrahmintippa i got here from Zombie snails :S

[MrMonkeyMoose]

...my arse itches...

[ChubbyDragonZ]

Why jnkboy... why...

[ultimatemtb]

mojang :D

[TheJackassManiacs]

That's one poor fucking roach :|

[paul13nov]

Fuck that!

[trickstyle48]

Burn it with flint and tinder!

[Betsch1996MC]

Nice!

[TheSysmt]

\they should make a movie of these animals,

While human sized.

[legomaple]

Oh god. I'm so glad those insect choose to do this to cokcroaches!

[MalekZFighter]

Junkboy, nope :p

[TheBiAtheist]

If they evolve to the size of humans, we're fucked.

[MIMIC8801]

Emeril Jewel Wasps. BAM!

[Nero68]

Kill it with fi.. nukes!

[Jefferyxu45]

Holy shit for once I feel bad for the roach

[27Dolohov]

Fuck this i'm out.

[nmarchan]

Nope.avi

[perrym6]

NOPE

[NPandM]

4:15 why is he at a beach?

[izwaldo]

Chemical lobotomy anyone?

[XXXREVOLVERXXX]

Seriously you religious fuck nuts. "Zombie" is an extremely loose term. You may be relating it to magic or fiction as you often do.Let me give you the spill, through hundreds of millions of years of trial and error this wasp found out it can use its poison to debilitate the roach and lay its eggs. If this is what you use to debunk the evolutionary theory then you might as well give every asshole who slips woman roofies due credit.

[Maestrochimongas]

fuck wasps, the worst animal in the world.

they do nothing good

[jTF2]

@Maestrochimongas

keeping the roach pop low for one...

[deweys]

ahhhh man, that roach dropped a deuce!

[XxDreamBotxX]

WTFFFFFF



[ripthe3rd]

27 roaches don't like this.

[JFSOCC]

History channel, worthless bullshit, sensationalist "reporting" and every " expert" turns out to be an author, not an actual scientist.

[TexasTracks]

i fucking hate you...so much...

[xpaperwrapx]

Nature is awesome.

[gtsphotovideo]

I like the guys use of the word "interact".

[cagadotar]

I want them to release millions of these wasps into my neighborhood.

[DuskfallBand]

resident evil and alien combined

[rockyheron]

mn mn. yuck.

[thepolicecops]

the shit is this

[DarknessTM]

NOPE!



[brownishwater]

NOPE NOPE NOT EVEN CHUCK TESTA

[Howells13]

anyone else wonder why this is on the history channel?

[Molhedim]

while this is verry impresive , is also verry fragile . Why? well take the roaches out of the ecuation and the whole wasp species extinct. To be able to survive no matter what , you need to consume a large variety of food : plants , meat , you name it . So yea ...thats my opinion , still this is verry cool ...not for the roach ofc xD

[DangerDongs]

@Molhedim your point is mute. Of course life is fragile with out food...

[Molhedim]

@DangerDongs your so stupid , i wana cry lol xD. Did you even read ? or just reply ? your so stupid , i cant belive xD may magic sandwich have mercy of your soul , fool ! xD

[zach99998]

@DangerDongs the word is 'moot'

[artexboy]

I have never felt sorry for a cockroach until now

[Vlaew]

Eventually they're going to adapt to humans and evolve into xenomorphs...

[stabsthedrama]

i bet you thought this roach was a zombie....nope...just chuck testa!

[aegisgfx]

@james4869ryoma

humans get parasites too, and there is no god.

[8trackfilms]

@aegisgfx I'm pretty sick of atheists going out of their way to be assholes...

[8trackfilms]

@aegisgfx I'm pretty sick of atheists going out of their way to be assholes...

[aegisgfx]

@8trackfilms

really? all christians have to do to make us stop responding to their bullshit is shut the fuck up about their invisible friend. Why the hell do I have to hear about their fucking lies on every video I go to??

[8trackfilms]

@aegisgfx I'm sure christians feel the same way about Atheists. If we're going to live in a peaceful world, people need to learn tolerance. This may come as a surprise to you, but not everyone thinks the same way you do.

[aegisgfx]

@8trackfilms

funny that they should feel any way about us, we are simply responding to their claims that there is a god, if they simply stop making such claims (proselytizing) then we would have nothing to respond to. Its very simple, they shut up about their unprovable nonsense and we can go back to being scientists and computer programmers and they can go back to working at Burger King.

And I for one am not going to be tolerate of religions of bigotry and hatred any longer.

[semesterbolaget]

burn it with fire

[DarkNshY]

Cockroach shat itself?

[GamiCross]

I'd love to see the stage direction of 4:15 "Alright enough of the lab, let's get you lounging on a rock in front of a stream like one of your French girls. That looks natural!"

[TetsuFlik]

At 2:14 the cockroach shit itself in fear haha.

[BarackSays]

WHAT.

[peasjay1952]

NOPE.

[jack10133]

I'm gonna go fuck up some wasps. 

[c1jersey]

There are now roaches crawling down your bak and wasps buzzing into your ears.

[jooooooej]

i wonder if you blew marijuana smoke onto a roach infected with the venom if it would increase the dopeamine levels. If it worked we could save millions of innocent insect lives!

[TheJpgMan]

genetically modified giant wasp = zombie apocalypse begins

[1madaboutguitar]

Geez... these things make "Date rape" seem like childs play :P

[mb38]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[superjumpman92]

@mb38 You copied that right from the reddit link, didn't you?

[Oguldude]

@mb38 CHUCK TESTA

[redlit]

reminds me of my ex gf.

bitch made me buy her shit after she poisoned me with her venomous pussy.

[LDNLeon]

God's creation truly is great!

[atulrich93]

@LDNLeon Billions of years of evolution, you mean. Yes, evolution is truly great!

[linksfood]

@atulrich93 i don't care to look at any other comments of your, and i'm not planning on responding, but two things to help you, 1. some religions do say god created evolution, 2. there's no way to prove weather god exists or not, so just leave people alone, you look like a douchebag when you do stuff like that.

[aegisgfx]

@LDNLeon

ask the cockroach how great he thinks gods creation is... lol

[Brunbergo]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK?!

[amorose885]

I feel like we need to clarify the definition of zombie.

[Maxaker67]

Jewel wasp thinks she has won WRONG NUKE NUKE NUKE Jewel Wasp dies COCKRoach survives Fuck Yeah!

[AnarchoHumanism]

Cannot be unseen!!!!!!!

[Krunkalunga]

Nature's beauty proves once again the existence of God.

[SuperRosie716]

@Krunkalunga no gtfo

[Tyme2Die]

@Krunkalunga

It really doesn't. This does not "prove God" This isn't even evidence towards the existence of a God. What you just said is entirely subjective too. Which means nothing in actual evidence. If anything this is evidence towards the theory of evolution by natural selection. Not the existence of a diety. You are fucking dumb and simple minded.

[atulrich93]

@Krunkalunga You can't be serious. Surely you can't be serious. Just because you cannot think for yourself and have no reason for this amazing evolutionary reaction, does not mean some invisible man in the sky spoke this into existence.

[aegisgfx]

@Krunkalunga

proves? god? lol, anything to promote your failing world view I guess... idiot.

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

I wonder how much weight we'd all lose if we watched this video every time we get hungry.

[GENIUSGT]

So then why do you reproduce males?

[ThwartedVillainy]

... why was that guy standing in the ocean...

[Alskaskan]

@ThwartedVillainy That's exactly what I was wondering...

[GloryForever4200]

Thanks Reddit. Now I'll never sleep.

[henriksultan]

wow, this is fucked up >_< awesome :D

[Ouroboros70]

Damn nature. You scary.

[MrDivine110]

Why was that one scientist on rocks...?

[audas]

So what came first - the wasp or the cockroach ?

[SamieOld]

@audas coevolution i think :)

[audas]

@SamieOld

What ? God made them both at the same time ? I dont see how they could have been on Noah's ark together ?

Doesn't make sense. I think this is some sort of atheist trick.

[rrearleii]

wasp wasp wasp wasp I'M ON A BEACH wasp wasp wasp

[llllJakubllll]

Dam nature you scary.

[slasherzedd]

god damnit it god. why could you just make it so everyone got along.