Haitian V's Taxi Cab Confessions Pt. 2

[SlimShadem123]

yo y u cuttin on my cuz

[HaitianSwag101]

This is not a toll... lol..

[GODSFAV305]

lol he said break while breaking

[nassira09]

thats now even a taxi (lolz this fuuny)

[dirtylyle23]

amare going through a crisis

[DyamondHottie1]

Oh My Godness. lmaoo

#Deadd.

[Amdatgirl]

we try to make it rain but they didnt except coins lmaooooooooooooooooo

[DiggyBae]

Brother Brother .... Ok Dont Touch Me Aqain B O L

[MzQueenAlize]

@DiggyBae LMFAO

[DeeDee25ify]

LMFAO...Dat nigga said "Light skin people not coming back" hahahaha

[Pmike2345]

MAGUANNA lmao

[kj3phh]

I don't tank u pay me wit dat,

"We got like 3 dollars here"

Oh break man.

[funkateerkitty]

"I got perc" LOL

[FIXITBRUH]

lmfao.. from 2:00 til tha end... lmfao!!!

[kingluigi710]

This Niqqa Got Me Dieing

[paulmoiseau]

LMFAO can't stop lol

[wilander90]

Lollll, "you not paying me with that, this is not a toll"

[Krazeekable]

Light skin ppl not camin baccc

[lexj99]

MAGUANNA lol

[SlashBudd]

"Greenback? You got Greenback? YO WE SMOKE TOO"

"NO NO NO, DEAD PRESIDENT"

"Oh that's some hard stuff we don't smoke that shit"

[lynxmeknoise]

Dead presidents? sounds like some hard shit, i dont smoke that shit lmaoooo

[Provisionary1]

"you talkin to the drug I don't do drug I don'tdo crack"lmao

[rosenesseatscupcake]

funny

[iiRobotopz]

"Ok lestin Boss, you get out my car Wight now. Or you give me the gwweenback dead pwesident not change

[BeAnToWn51]

Gweeeenback!

[gentildaphney]

funny



[Reb101010]

Green bauck..... dead president,,,nonoNO!

[chickagurlxox]

"im 3 quarter haitian."

"you not 3 quarter haitian, wats yo name !"

"jean."

"JEAN WAT"

"Baptiste"

"Lier ! Get Ot My Ca !!!" lol

[bambam2fly4u]

lmfao hilarious

[Harlemfine5t718]

I Was Trying To Make It Rain With What.....???With That No No No You Can't Do That.....

[thamardecimus]

LMAO!!! This Shit Is STILL Funny!

[HeyyNesha]

OKAYY , DONT TOUCH ME!

[Saiisha13]

I don't do dey drog..... I don't do magruanna too.... I don't do dey CRACK!!!! LOL dat gets to me all da time. I swear diz thing will always stay da shit Brah

[kikibaddd]

uuuuuuh brutha

[serenadesilhout]

ma-gwana

[ketouable]

lmfaaoooooooooooooooo

[MsBrooklyn87]

lol....jean baptiste is the most common haitain name

[ashleyreneful]

LMFAOOO heheheeheheheheheheheheheeh

[TEAMVICIOUSKILLAZ]

Lmaoo lier

light skin people not coming back

[Ebeautyjackson]

Wil Sylvince, Haitian V and Mackenson Louis are the Haitian kings of comedy!!!

[954iball]

proud to be a haitian

[feelr3al]

whats ur name.....jean.....jean what.....baptiste LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[823foreverdhatt]

"i dont do da cwrack" i dont do dat"

[TEAMVICIOUSKILLAZ]

@823foreverdhatt lmaooo



[babygg95412]

Lol. "I don't do the drugs". Hilarious

[SH3LLZ78]

NIGGA SAID , DEAD PRESIDENT DATS SOME HARD SHIT LMAO

[psmooth96k]

watch haitian v gets slapped by lebron james mom.....ITS NEW



[MsBrooklyn87]

laugh so hard my stomach and throat hurt.....

[BuzzMad1]

jean baptise,

typical hatian name

[TheNayalove]

dis is so funny



[pablosurfing21]

com/watch?v=RExaUmu56Dk

[Davesbahamianboo116]

lol lmao

[paulmoiseau]

i don't do ma-guana lmfao

[paulmoiseau]

I can't stop laughing jajajaja

[Marlon02Gonzalez]

nonono i dont do ma-guana

[natpinkgirl]

lol i love we he says oh my gudnessss..haitian accent too funni

[daperfectimage2]

de greenback ,dead presidents

[JoJo2Kute]

I love when he says "yep" Lmaoooooo

[SuperConvenience]

OMFG. Thumbs Up this if he is Fkn HILARIOUS!

[TheRealBoyz100]

the guy behind the haitian dude is my cousins older brother

[DamnIwannafck232]

"don't slamming my door guys c'mon"

"dont tink yu payin me wif dat"

"get out de car rwight now" my fav lines

[bigthingzagwan]

"i dont do de crackkkkkk"

[Zisin2day]

Mariguana!

[jeanpoint22]

Brake ! 

[teck9troublesome]

loll jeeaannnn baptiste.. LIAR get out ma car

[daperfectimage2]

@teck9troublesome dat was mi fav part

[Ishh93]

i dont do the' crack no i dont do magwana lmao

[villacracka]

Light skin people not comin bacc lmao

[tigrim0702]

THIS IS NOT A TOLL!!!  LMAOOOO

[Dougiefan11]

Wats your name?

Jean, Jean Wat?

Baptise

Get out my car lier

That's my favorite part!!!!!!

[daneking93]

I dont do the crackkkkk



[MissBrooklyn87]

I don't do de crack, I don't do maguanna LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

[richardistheman123]

BLOODER!!lol

[Zhia96]

LMBO, "Nono Boss.!"

[wendox7]

Maguanaa LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[12kikistar]

lmfao. We smoke too! President? Nahh we dnt do that shit.

[11dodo72]

Listen boss you gle out my car or you give me greenback, de president

[QueenJennifer100]

Omfg rofl this is tha shiznit!!

[aaronlive01]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[jasonatme]

JEAN BATISTE!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[HatersNations]

blooda

[MrGary745]

cash money btch dat sht funny

[MrGary745]

u dnt do dat 2 strippers man

[GurlsiLike]

Get out liar looooool

[evenme28]

:the president? thats some hard shit, i dont smoke that shit" LMFAOOOOOO

[NYK2O]

u not 3 quarta hatian! get out! haha

[aliyo1234]

Im half white and im loving this

[verlindaful]

Lmao iLove Bein' A Haitan If Yhu Are A Haitan Lmao Like This

Btw I Doubt Ppl Are Gunna Like This .... -.-

[iDuffdabestweed]

FAKE!!

[jasonatme]

@iDuffdabestweed you re the fake thats pure comedy nigga!

[Mjobsession123]

I LOVE HAITIAN V.. LOL TO FUNNY.. N THE 15 DISLIKES. MUST BE RED NECKS.

[thermiscira]

lol i dont do maguana lol

omg

[LadyWalkerFasho]

@ 1:06 "You know bout that you a fly player, i see the shirt"

"okay don't tucch me again" LMFAOOO, haha !!

[FlYbBaLlPlAyA15]

Lmaoo Light Skinned People Not Comin Backk

[MissTaylorSwift10]

3 quarter haitian what yo name jean jean wat jean baptiste get out my car so hilarious i dont do maguana

[305babyguh1]

green backk !! lmfaaooo dead presidents !! cash money !! oh gawdd !! lmfaoo i dont do de majuana !! lmfaoo omg i love this dude !

[dtrini86]

you not paying me with that this is not di toll, lmao

[jonathan8145]

oh bluddeh bluddeh bluddeh...dont tink u payin me wit dat men..

[jann403]

lol very funny

[minikiki529]

yo this is hilarious

[03MsCarmen03]

marjuana lmfao!!!!!

[babyface072685]

Don't think you pay me with that lol

[kurikurihead]

Haitin V: You gimme da cash maney, da dallahs dey call dem "green back"

Guests: "green bag"? ... you smoke too, brother!

Haitin V: no no no no no! "dead presidents"!!

Guests: "dead president"? we don't smoke THAT shit

Haitian V: I don do druwgs, I don do da CRACK!!!!!!!

Guest: no, we don't do that either, we jist do haze...

Haitian V: I don do MagWanah to, I don doo dat

Guests: "MaGwanah"??? Listen man, that's how Arabs treat people in New York?

LMFAO!!!! all that misunderstanding! ^ o ^

[lalanne86]

Like bruh man said, you must not understand the creol accent if you dont find this funny, i guess mostly us Haitian people and other Island people find this funny. My dad talks just like him lol, i think most Haitian people do when trying to speak English lol. "Light skinned, light skin people no caming BACK! ShooT!"

[SabInferno]

gween backk ! lmaooooo !

[flymalcombx08]

oooo BRAKE !!! LMAO

[maddysocute]

liar lol

[Mirebalienne]

LMAO

[kmt424]

lmao!!! Pure jokes!!!

[iMODELBeautie]

Ohhh BRAKE ! No No No No * Bloodahh ; -- The Cash Money Green Bakk ; AHhhh Funny How 3quater Haitiannn #DUBB -- He ah Liyahhh ! SHOOT !

[helpmejesus100]

Bloder, I have a friend that have that heavy accent he be cracking me up

[MISS12LONER]

@helpmejesus100 lololol i know you cant help but laugh when they talk!!!

[YT561BOI]

OOOOH NO BRAKE!(STOP)LOL

[xstreetbreedx]

1:30 well we got like 3 dollas here... ooh BRAKE! nonono you no pay me wit dat. lmao!

[Irfan87]

@xstreetbreedx

Hahahah, especially the "BRAKE!"

[baae755]

lmao XD

[FlyAssDj1]

green bak l0l lmao

[sammyxxcooki31]

u got a green bag. .. brother we smoke too! lols

[nateturrus]

ctfu!!! Just like my dad!

[missmatTTTYYY09]

LOL that's how my dad says marijuana!! looool man I love being haitian.

[mercapri302]

Why doesn't the immigrant driver take the legal tender coins as payment?

[gregilo]

GRWENNNNN BACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forevercute21]

hi! i liked your videos, but now i shall move on to nigahiga..., just a fan of NIGAHIGA! he rocks the house. i am also really glad that nigahiga is funnier. no offense.

[gregilo]

@forevercute21 Nigahiga USED to be funny but he has fallen off the map and Haitian V is 50X funnier (maybe its because I'm Haitian)

[jessie4eva14]

i don't do the crack....no i don't do the maguana lol

[theboogieman9988]

shoot oh my godness

[impatientwithdesire]

Liyah!

[lefthookD]

that haitian accent is hilarious its so real. blooder cash money greenbac dead president thats some hard shit i dont that shit dont slamming my door guys uh oh shoot drugs i dont do da drugs listen boss dis video is hilarious no mattter how many times i hear it. LMFAO

[ikenwan]

Wow, I didn't know Haitian accents sounded so close to Nigerian ones.

[gen1352]

@ikenwan No they definitely don't!

[impatientwithdesire]

@ikenwan yes haitians are mainly african is why

[bms4lifem3]

ok don't touch me again...ok..lol

We got like 3.00...

Oh brake oh !!!!

[ebonystar642]

okaye don't touch me brother . lolol [;

[brianLgrant]

we got like 3 $ right here. lol

[SuperSmashBros28]

OK DNT TOUCH ME OK LMAO

[DaJayNLenaSho]

u dnt do dat to strippez lol

[gfcff]

majwana lol!

[Isaac17k]

He got the hatian accent to a point !!!! LOL Some of my family hatian and they act just like him this is soo funny !!!

[MISS12LONER]

@Isaac17k hahahaha...

[TheLadyBallaBaby]

Listen Boss! lol

haha dead president

"I dont do dah crack"

[MsChristieJoanne]

BLOODER !

[LovelyHaitian12]

i workin hard rite u cant tell me that you pay me with tht hahahahaha lmbo Vlad is hillarious

[sonward1]

OH BWAKE OH NONO boss lmao jokes.com

[ambreginny]

OMG! Haitian V is an awesome actor.

Magwana, greenback, quack, bloder, oh my godness...lmao!

But what did he mean by 'light skin people not coming back'?

[LovelyHaitian12]

@ambreginny he meant that dark skin people are in and light skin people are out and they are not coming back

[GodsCameroonianBaby]

I have watched this video like idk how many times and I cant STOP laughing EVERY time!!! ahah

[punsy111]

ok don't touch me again....lmao

[laudibih1]

" No no no..don't think you paying me with dat?" CASH MONEY.. GREENBACK!..DEAD PRESIDENTS.." This dude is ridiculous

[TriniDime5]

Dead President...o0oh thats some hard shit..i dnt smoke dat shit..lol

[LovelyHaitian12]

omg so funni no u talk they drugs i dont the drugs hahahahahrotfl lolzxz

[Ggarcon007]

Ok don't touch me a gain

[jjj4055]

@2:11 funny



[DeadTheHype]

"I Don't Do The CHRACK!!" I had tears in my eyes when he said that.

[ElizBunni]

lol his accent reminds me of my father's when he gives me lectures

haitian dads...smh -_-

[pbelinda]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[cupcake30001]

i remember waching this on thanks giving 09. we were waching all the taxi cab vidoes. goooooooooooooooooood times.

[zoeforlife909]

this shiit is funny lmao but yu could tel he is tryin to hard with this haiitian accentt lmao

[TheWinzard]

"hold on we got like 3 dollars... O!!! Break!! O!! No No Boss... five dallas?"

lmbo

[TheWinzard]

Lmbo .. i wonder why there's 14 dislikes..

they must not understand the creol accent... lol

[katiibabii145]

lmfao...dont slamming my door..blother....maguana...gre­en back...u tlkin to da drug i dnt do drug..i dnt do da crack 

[SpongiformSpongee]

maguana?

[Earthballer1]

man i swear iluv did nigga no homo haitian v you go hard man keep holdinn it dwn for da zoes man

[TheWinzard]

SHOOT..... Omg Godness!

lmbo lol

[qlamxswaqq]

light skinned people nawt coming back lmaoo

[jjpierren]

ok dont touch me ok.

u not pay wit dat.

dats some hard shit i dont smoke dat shit

oh my godness

[borgeat1]

Shooot! Oh my Godness!! LMAO!!!

[shouitnj1]

Hey my name is Jean Baptiste!!! lol but this funny!! that nigga say i want green backs"! lol get at cha boi +JB+

[shouitnj1]

Hey my name is jean Baptiste!!.. but this is funny that nigga say "i want green back"!!

Holla at cha boi +JB+

[sweetsourbubblegum]

YOU TALKING TO THE DRUG I DON'T THE DRUG I DON'T DO THE CRACK. GET OUT MY CAR. LIYAH GET OUT. DON'T SLAMMING MY CAR TOO. SHEUT. LMFAO

[edlynegue123]

Blother.....

[G00NTT]

iu tawkin to deh dwug..i dnt do dwug..i dnt do deh crack!....i dnt do maguana!!

[TriniDime5]

Dead President? Thats some hard shit..i dnt smoke that shit..lol

[TriniDime5]

Dead President...that sound like some hard shit...i dnt smoke that shit...lmfao

[Zoette2011]

Oh Breakk.! Yu Not Payinqq Me With That.. Lol

[jah508]

OOO OOO! BRAKE! O LMAO

[daneking93]

i dont do the crack lmao