problem is that since the introduction of" proboticelor "corporations have convinced little by little, or by persuativitatea typical American or the cheaper price of these crops, like all manufacturers of yogurt "is whether or not probiotic" to use all these harmful bacteria in yogurt prepared "so it's still hard to find natural yogurt made with traditional bacteria.traditional yogurt made from calf came before or cow. they are called Streptococcus thermophilus and Lactobacillus bulgaricus.
By means yogurt "probiotic" used as a Trojan horse microbiological vaginal and fecal bacteria such genetically modified human small intestine reach, leading to all sorts of problems later, because through them automatically change the natural flora is replaced by a typical vaginal flora. Danone & Co. thus creates a kind of vaginal flora in the intestines, something contrary to human nature and harmful effects for. health, both short term and especially long term!
These bacteria bifida usually do not survive the stomach acid when ingurgitate not to endanger the intestinal flora, especially that thin.
Corporations not only have we introduced in yogurt, but they have also genetically modified to survive in stomach acid. From here you can deduct reauavointa and perversity of those who were destined for consumption, being aware of the unconscious of modern humanity.
Few people know what they eat. and few people read the packaging to eat. And few people have notions and microbiology.
Probiotic yogurts "American corporations invention" for example, contain bacteria that have never been used before in the diet.
One of these bacteria species "Bifidobacterium bifidum". These bacteria are in fact usually vaginal flora in the rectum, and urogenital tract in pigs and other animal droppings. These bacteria are normally present in the intestines never thin mouth
Most people buy yogurt famous "probiotic" wild capitalism since we brought them in stores, believing that it make a good health. In addition children enjoy their sweet taste and hillarious ads, with all sorts of flavors, natural of course! while French producer Danone had to pay $ 35 million to close the U.S. pending against him in their new business flourish as possible. That's not what upset me in itself, but that we still sell something like this:
its the same with health issues, in every article about working out or exercising it always has a stock photo of a woman, and on the show dr. oz its always all women in the crowd. what like men don't give a crap about their health? yah none of us want to be healthy we all just drink beer and watch sports
This is so true, every yogurt commercal is targeted for women only! What is funny is in my family, my husband is the yogurt eater, he has it for breakfast while I have my fruity pebbles...
Once, I had some kind of stomach flu and couldn't hold anything in my stomach. So I ate a bunch of strawberry yogurt. When I eventually had to puke it up, it was the least objectionable vomit experience I've ever had.
Someone needs to fire the yogurt marketing department. First of all, despite the commercials, not all women are obsessed with weight. Second, yogurt is not keylime pie or boston creme pie, despite the flavorings. The husband, whose wife has a refrigerator full of yogurt, would in real life think the woman is either insane. Third, most people don't want to hear about losing weight, unless it's a how to or theres. The woman at the dry cleaners, like, I don't care lady.
Yogurt is the ultimate panacea! it regulates your digestive functions, make you lose weight and increase your defenses!!! they just have to say that it cures baldness, attracts women and extends erections and those pesky bastards will have us all over it too!!!
Once I was in a rush to get ready for school, so I grabbed one of my mom's Activias for breakfast. Most agonizing presentation day ever. I was doing the gonna-shit-my-pants dance!
I don't even feel comfortable picking out yogurt in the grocery store because I'm a man and people actually do stare at you when you go to get it. You'd think I was buying woman's underwear or something.
This commercial is exactly what I have been talking about for the past year. People now a days at least from what my "perception "is that everyone walks around with their head down and buys or gets "whatever" is trendy.
The funny thing is, I actually used to eat those cake-flavored yogurts all the time and they really did start to give me a stomach ache after a while.
Yes douchey, brain-dead women have destroyed yogurt. The stuff is mostly corn starch and syrup with a little milk powder with tons of marketing nowadays. This video is spot on.
personally I think the yogurt they sell at the supermarket with all the fruit and sugar without the probiotics are pretty much crap. add your own fruit and honey, jeez.
@bunnyinsane: I completely agree -- plain yogurt naturally contains all the live cultures your body needs for pro-biotic purposes... plus buying it plain means you can add WHATEVER YOU WANT! I like putting pure maple syrup in mine, too... fresh mango, berries, papaya... mmmm. ;D
oh, the other weird thing is that jamie lee curtis is genetically a man. not taking the piss, she's genetically male but was also born with a disorder that caused her to not produce enough testosterone to develop male genitalia or other male features.
to the men commenting who love yogurt: surprisingly or not, there's nothing feminine about yogurt, as well as many other things that many people feel are feminine. it's easy to see that many western ideas of what is feminine and masculine are the DIRECT result of recent marketing!
The reason I bumped into this video was because I was wondering why yogurt marketing is aimed at women? I am a yogurt loving man, perhaps because I grew up in a culture where yogurt is actually a part of the cuisine, and don't understand why it is a women's food in this country.
Yogurt is considered to be healthy so healthy = losing weight. You have an idea about how many women want to lose weights. They look fine but think they are fat. So as a result...
I'd like to find Spanish subtitles for her videos or make them myself (if I had the complete transcription, because I miss some parts). Does anybody know where I can find any?
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Yeah right, my mom loves yogurt. What is it with women and yogurt?
and dont even get me started on Chocolate. When women are alone, they pig out on chocolate. No way they'll do it in public because they dont wanna look like a piggy.
Correct me if I'm wrong. I think you just proved to us how women are generally weaker intellectually. You know that most women relate through emotion. ...now add some really good actresses to a dieting AD and see what I mean. They feel comfort in the characters, then BAM! they already have a role-model. If you wanna be like men, here's the secret: Do whatever makes you look bigger, not what makes you feel better!
I KNOW, but it made me really sad to hear her saying those insipid lines! (incidentally, I'm pretty sure Leisha Hailey is the only actual lesbian in the cast of the L word)
DO NOT READ. sorry guys if you are reading, but i just had to put this... i didnt wanna regret it just in case... sorry... please dont continue reading seriously.
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
i saw it and just had to, im really sorry guys... x
This is spot-on perfect! I guiltily admit to eating Activia *hangs head*. But only because I like the taste! Speaking of food ads directed at women, why is every ad for CHOCOLATE directed at us? Do men just not eat chocolate anymore? Is it officially a "chick food?" Oh, my mistake. Men are off consuming all the red meat and calorie-laden foods that all the Women on Diets do not allow themselves to eat.
I really like yogurt but it's getting harder and harder to find yogurt without all the extra ingredients. Astro and others are adding cream and corn starch now. I refuse to buy that.
I think I'll have to start making my own yogurt again. I used to do that, which is actually very simple and comes out perfect.
What you love to eat is what kills you.
librazone 3 days ago
i was eating yogurt when i went to youtube and saw this in my recommendations so had to clik it haha
alexaholgate09 5 days ago
Funny, I'm eating yogurt while I'm watching this!
ebmosier1 1 week ago
Bitches be crazy
12jab21 2 weeks ago
HAHA "who's on first? yogurt is!"
taylorgoodman93 3 weeks ago
The title of "Funnest Yogurt Ever" goes to Go-Gurt, thank you very much.
MisterSnig 4 weeks ago
I'm so in love with this woman.
daTruChosen 1 month ago 3
hey...acidophilus is amazing. HELL YES YOGURT IS THE FOOD OF WOMEN. WE NEED THIS SHIT....NATIONS WILL GO TO WAR WITHOUT IT.
Ambzelia89 1 month ago
Sillly Sarah! It was obviously the Blue Paper NEWS!!
MsJK31 1 month ago
problem is that since the introduction of" proboticelor "corporations have convinced little by little, or by persuativitatea typical American or the cheaper price of these crops, like all manufacturers of yogurt "is whether or not probiotic" to use all these harmful bacteria in yogurt prepared "so it's still hard to find natural yogurt made with traditional bacteria.traditional yogurt made from calf came before or cow. they are called Streptococcus thermophilus and Lactobacillus bulgaricus.
MegaZuzica 1 month ago
By means yogurt "probiotic" used as a Trojan horse microbiological vaginal and fecal bacteria such genetically modified human small intestine reach, leading to all sorts of problems later, because through them automatically change the natural flora is replaced by a typical vaginal flora. Danone & Co. thus creates a kind of vaginal flora in the intestines, something contrary to human nature and harmful effects for. health, both short term and especially long term!
MegaZuzica 1 month ago
These bacteria bifida usually do not survive the stomach acid when ingurgitate not to endanger the intestinal flora, especially that thin.
Corporations not only have we introduced in yogurt, but they have also genetically modified to survive in stomach acid. From here you can deduct reauavointa and perversity of those who were destined for consumption, being aware of the unconscious of modern humanity.
,
MegaZuzica 1 month ago
Few people know what they eat. and few people read the packaging to eat. And few people have notions and microbiology.
Probiotic yogurts "American corporations invention" for example, contain bacteria that have never been used before in the diet.
One of these bacteria species "Bifidobacterium bifidum". These bacteria are in fact usually vaginal flora in the rectum, and urogenital tract in pigs and other animal droppings. These bacteria are normally present in the intestines never thin mouth
MegaZuzica 1 month ago
Most people buy yogurt famous "probiotic" wild capitalism since we brought them in stores, believing that it make a good health. In addition children enjoy their sweet taste and hillarious ads, with all sorts of flavors, natural of course! while French producer Danone had to pay $ 35 million to close the U.S. pending against him in their new business flourish as possible. That's not what upset me in itself, but that we still sell something like this:
MegaZuzica 1 month ago
Didn't the dry cleaning actress win an Oscar or a Golden Globe last year?
sonofadavies 1 month ago
@sonofadavies Wasn't she the records lady in Dexter or something?
jketchum31 1 month ago
@sonofadavies Could it be from Dexter? That's where I remember her from
asskickerone 1 month ago
LOL @ "The look that says 'I have a master's degree but then I got married'"
chelmrtz 3 months ago 3
But I LOVE Leisha Hailey!! What did she DO? GAH.
vicmck100 3 months ago
lol so awesome...I've always hated yogurt commercials they're so ridiculous!
milansworld 4 months ago
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dagnytheartist 4 months ago
LOL, i am in australia, this was made in 2008 and we've only had activia for about... 6-12 months? :P
erizefm 4 months ago
In the first commercial, that was Alice from the L Word...wow!
1stbrasscaptain 4 months ago
Generation Y angst.
Gmancrap 4 months ago
i am laughing so hard right now. omg.
barfbaf 5 months ago
proofread comments for misspellings??
sonjohnsson 6 months ago
its the same with health issues, in every article about working out or exercising it always has a stock photo of a woman, and on the show dr. oz its always all women in the crowd. what like men don't give a crap about their health? yah none of us want to be healthy we all just drink beer and watch sports
Phaillanx99 6 months ago 3
coz you know.....every woman is OBSESSED with their weight. fucking stupid commercials
NewtonKari 6 months ago
"it's who serves yogurt at their wedding good."
buyj3llo 7 months ago 5
This is so true, every yogurt commercal is targeted for women only! What is funny is in my family, my husband is the yogurt eater, he has it for breakfast while I have my fruity pebbles...
Raiderhater1013 7 months ago
i like that a dos equis commercial played before this video
CommanderDuckie 7 months ago
Once, I had some kind of stomach flu and couldn't hold anything in my stomach. So I ate a bunch of strawberry yogurt. When I eventually had to puke it up, it was the least objectionable vomit experience I've ever had.
So I guess yogurt can be chill sometimes.
Erinwolfrus 7 months ago 9
haha that one commercial has that dyke from the L word. Plus Reddit raped my mother.
gallowspole 7 months ago
The ad for the video before it loaded, was a yogurt commercial (:
StarDuStENVY55 8 months ago 5
@StarDuStENVY55 You're getting ads on the internets? You should get that looked at.
yoyomafosho 7 months ago
Someone needs to fire the yogurt marketing department. First of all, despite the commercials, not all women are obsessed with weight. Second, yogurt is not keylime pie or boston creme pie, despite the flavorings. The husband, whose wife has a refrigerator full of yogurt, would in real life think the woman is either insane. Third, most people don't want to hear about losing weight, unless it's a how to or theres. The woman at the dry cleaners, like, I don't care lady.
linzie78 8 months ago 3
I FUCKING LOVE YOGHURT KJDFRBNJVWDBHJIBHIVVWDBHIVBHKDEWFKIBHEDFCBNC
radgefark 8 months ago
Reddit gave me viruses. It's a bad site, never go there
Blaze646 9 months ago
@Blaze646 Sex with your mom gave me viruses too. It's a bad place, never go there.
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zanycaswell 9 months ago
why cant i hold all these yogerts!?1
malibar1 9 months ago 6
This is hilarious. Makes me want to stop buying name-brand yogurt.
AllTheGoodNamzWerTkn 10 months ago
this is soo true
WebkinzModelz13 11 months ago
Yogurt is the ultimate panacea! it regulates your digestive functions, make you lose weight and increase your defenses!!! they just have to say that it cures baldness, attracts women and extends erections and those pesky bastards will have us all over it too!!!
franciscojavierm 1 year ago
My girlfriend just introduced me to this series. This is AWESOME.
FreeRadicalX 1 year ago
JAMIE LEE CURTIS IS GOD.
4AMsunshine 1 year ago
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ugh what is she doing out of the kitchen -__-
eddycarlos1213 1 year ago
@eddycarlos1213 oh please get over with this joke of the 80z!
malaika129 9 months ago
ok u know the activia thing? ALL YOGURT DOES THAT!!!
SillyNerdify 1 year ago
I liked yogurt before I knew it was the stereotypical "women" food. My friends make fun of me because I like to tell them my favorite yogurts.
cho474chang 1 year ago
Ha! There's a yogurt ad before the video.
luckyduck1197 1 year ago
Once I was in a rush to get ready for school, so I grabbed one of my mom's Activias for breakfast. Most agonizing presentation day ever. I was doing the gonna-shit-my-pants dance!
Toshimi1043 1 year ago 6
dang it i am a man and i eat me the hell out of some yogurt on occasion
TWHansen 1 year ago 34
But I don't like yogurt@_@
Siritia 1 year ago
Come back Sarah!
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Chadwick953 1 year ago
alice from the L word is on that yogurt commercial :o why am I barely realizing this?
esnesza 1 year ago 2
It's explosive diarea good!
unincorporated1 1 year ago 28
I don't even feel comfortable picking out yogurt in the grocery store because I'm a man and people actually do stare at you when you go to get it. You'd think I was buying woman's underwear or something.
Bluehawk2008 1 year ago 5
"I'm gonna shit my pants!"
bkdoty 1 year ago 5
YOGURT! I hate yogurt! EVEN WITH STRAWBERRIES!!!!
HerLittleLadyship 1 year ago 3
This commercial is exactly what I have been talking about for the past year. People now a days at least from what my "perception "is that everyone walks around with their head down and buys or gets "whatever" is trendy.
scorpianfairy9901 1 year ago 2
Maybe you have to be the target audience of these videos to find it funny?
GaiasTube 1 year ago
lmfaooooo
terriblecrashh 1 year ago
I love yo.....gurt.
SurrealLeaf 1 year ago
That was so funny I nearly bleeped my pants!
strawalker 2 years ago
Activia makes it look like it will make you shit an at&t logo.
cugamer 2 years ago 4
"Im gonna shit my pants!!" LOL!
SGTBizarro 2 years ago 3
hahaha that's leisha hailey of all people in that first bullshit commercial what a shame
PetiteEsthete 2 years ago
It's extra annoying to me is... I DONT EVEN LIKE YOGURT!
XxPnuemaxX 2 years ago
yogurt power!
MsTeleological 2 years ago
The funny thing is, I actually used to eat those cake-flavored yogurts all the time and they really did start to give me a stomach ache after a while.
LizzieFuckingMeyers 2 years ago 2
I want to shit my pants too!!!!
doppleobstinotch 2 years ago
Yes douchey, brain-dead women have destroyed yogurt. The stuff is mostly corn starch and syrup with a little milk powder with tons of marketing nowadays. This video is spot on.
mrvict0r 2 years ago 6
I thought yogurt was the official food of Michael Weston?
sendtothisone 2 years ago
personally I think the yogurt they sell at the supermarket with all the fruit and sugar without the probiotics are pretty much crap. add your own fruit and honey, jeez.
bunnyinsane 2 years ago 2
@bunnyinsane: I completely agree -- plain yogurt naturally contains all the live cultures your body needs for pro-biotic purposes... plus buying it plain means you can add WHATEVER YOU WANT! I like putting pure maple syrup in mine, too... fresh mango, berries, papaya... mmmm. ;D
jinglefae 2 years ago
My boyfriend puts chocolate candies in his yogurt... which I find disgusting, personally, but it is another possibility.... lol.
jinglefae 2 years ago
oh, the other weird thing is that jamie lee curtis is genetically a man. not taking the piss, she's genetically male but was also born with a disorder that caused her to not produce enough testosterone to develop male genitalia or other male features.
ithildhelma 2 years ago
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umm isn't being born without male genitalia and other male features called being born a female? i'm just saying!
however can't be surprised that her weird fruity father would have a freak baby. just sayin'
simcard027 2 years ago
@simcard027 Umm, no because femailness is not the absence of something. The absence of male features would be someone without gentitals.
spagerbot 1 year ago 2
to the men commenting who love yogurt: surprisingly or not, there's nothing feminine about yogurt, as well as many other things that many people feel are feminine. it's easy to see that many western ideas of what is feminine and masculine are the DIRECT result of recent marketing!
ithildhelma 2 years ago 7
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brokendisease 2 years ago
the "i have a masters then i got married.." look." hahaa LOVE IT!
catrina10 2 years ago 8
i don't understand why everyone is so offended by this... this is comic genius!
geichberger 2 years ago
its alice from the L word in the yoplait commercial
zlegoboy 2 years ago
@chaosvii
The reason I bumped into this video was because I was wondering why yogurt marketing is aimed at women? I am a yogurt loving man, perhaps because I grew up in a culture where yogurt is actually a part of the cuisine, and don't understand why it is a women's food in this country.
Why?
Hilarious video, by the way!
amitsethi2 2 years ago 8
Good call! One of my best guy friends loves yogurt, and he said he feels stupid getting it because of those dumb ads.
mangogirl805 2 years ago 3
Yogurt is considered to be healthy so healthy = losing weight. You have an idea about how many women want to lose weights. They look fine but think they are fat. So as a result...
Tentenlaw 2 years ago
Haha. I'm a yogurt-loving woman myself, but I thought this was hilarious!
dbdeg88 2 years ago 2
right on the dot. effin hilarious
neonpurple 2 years ago 3
This male loves yogurt, and I never got was supposedly feminine about yogurt that led to all these commercials.
chaosvii 2 years ago
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I'd like to find Spanish subtitles for her videos or make them myself (if I had the complete transcription, because I miss some parts). Does anybody know where I can find any?
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pacificimporters 2 years ago
I like yogurt...
Malithion2001 2 years ago
Eat it! haha
Killerkesh7 2 years ago 3
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Yeah right, my mom loves yogurt. What is it with women and yogurt?
and dont even get me started on Chocolate. When women are alone, they pig out on chocolate. No way they'll do it in public because they dont wanna look like a piggy.
HipHopJun 2 years ago
LOL!
lilkeri 2 years ago
This is the funniest, so true!
'who serves yogurt at their wedding good" HAHAHAHA.
rickardo004 2 years ago 4
"I'm gonna shit my pants!" bahahahaha
slestack27 2 years ago 8
i love yogurt!!! i just ate a whole container of it!
sp79913 2 years ago 2
"Eat it" I love it, great video.
OverlordJake 2 years ago
hahahha. too good. an so accurate
jspinkxxl 3 years ago
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Correct me if I'm wrong. I think you just proved to us how women are generally weaker intellectually. You know that most women relate through emotion. ...now add some really good actresses to a dieting AD and see what I mean. They feel comfort in the characters, then BAM! they already have a role-model. If you wanna be like men, here's the secret: Do whatever makes you look bigger, not what makes you feel better!
guerrald 3 years ago
Have you seen the string cheese equivalent to the Activia?
DeanJHarris 3 years ago
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was this supposed to be funny?
bartscheller 3 years ago
Yes, it was.
Wait.....do you work in the yoghurt business?
xglp 3 years ago 4
AH! I agree totally about the chocolate thing! wowow!
estherscooler 3 years ago
the girl who says "private island good" is alice from the l word:) aha i love her:)
skye1985 3 years ago 2
I KNOW, but it made me really sad to hear her saying those insipid lines! (incidentally, I'm pretty sure Leisha Hailey is the only actual lesbian in the cast of the L word)
DamNationDiplomat 3 years ago
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Why the f**k does this have more views than my videos?
beingcool4dummies 3 years ago
@beingcool4dummies Because you only have one video called The Ball that went Boom!!!
IngridBerg 1 year ago
Look at the ingredients. Hardly "yogurt". Corn starch, milk powder, cream. Actual yogurt is getting very hard to find.
Astro completely bastardized all their products for one.
It's a shame.
a1mint 3 years ago
actually im in love with her=]..with all my heart
Keat022 3 years ago
I LOVE CARISSA
Keat022 3 years ago
I never got why they ate yogurt at a wedding.
Kristiekins2 3 years ago 3
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DO NOT READ. sorry guys if you are reading, but i just had to put this... i didnt wanna regret it just in case... sorry... please dont continue reading seriously.
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
i saw it and just had to, im really sorry guys... x
TopGunBulletW 3 years ago
This is spot-on perfect! I guiltily admit to eating Activia *hangs head*. But only because I like the taste! Speaking of food ads directed at women, why is every ad for CHOCOLATE directed at us? Do men just not eat chocolate anymore? Is it officially a "chick food?" Oh, my mistake. Men are off consuming all the red meat and calorie-laden foods that all the Women on Diets do not allow themselves to eat.
TheStoryWriter 3 years ago 7
sarah haskins is a genius. and the new audio preview button is amazing.
elbowknees 3 years ago 4
AH! I agree totally about the chocolate thing! wowow!
DakidImetnhighschool 3 years ago
I really like yogurt but it's getting harder and harder to find yogurt without all the extra ingredients. Astro and others are adding cream and corn starch now. I refuse to buy that.
I think I'll have to start making my own yogurt again. I used to do that, which is actually very simple and comes out perfect.
*MUCH* cheaper too.
a1mint 3 years ago
It's YOGURT!
spongebobfan107 3 years ago 3
This is so true. Every yogurt commercial has a 30-something upper-middle class white woman on a diet, and is just SO EXCITED about yogurt!
You're hilarious by the way.
blickblocks 3 years ago 19
I'm going to be a stereotype and eat me some yogurt! Yeah!
sweetskye2007 3 years ago
"the gray hoodie: the 'I have a masters but I got married' look"
you = win forever
theangryocelot 3 years ago 164
@theangryocelot Indeed. I need to remember that for everyday use.
escushion 1 year ago
This is perhaps the perfect explanation as to why I can't eat yogurt.
sonic8005 3 years ago 2
its "who serves yogurt at there wedding?" good!
lmao
dgmusic7 3 years ago 87
Amazing! I love it!
iwriteplays 3 years ago
Now I want some yogurt. Arugh!
organickitten 3 years ago 2
Lol. Funniest thing I have seen all day. Yogurt is the official food of women. Now I'm going to get some of that yogurt that makes people dance.
wolfeyes108 3 years ago 5
Too too funny.
"the official food of women"
ImagineBIG 3 years ago 4
Funniest thing I've seen in ages XD
15connex 3 years ago
hilarious.
milowent 3 years ago 5
I'm gonna shit my pants! Yay!
dizzyink85 3 years ago 11
Classic, Im going to get some Yogurt. It makes all your insides go "out" lol
colleenau82 3 years ago 9