PS3 "It Only Does Everything" Ad Campaign - Rumor Confirmation

[Mikuramenora]

I find this whole 360 sucks things is completely bullshit. They're two different consoles that are both wonderful. I prefer the 360, i used to love the playstation but xbox stole my heart. I'm having fun on xbox and would cry if someone replaced it with a ps3. You're having fun on the ps3. There you go. What's the point of spending all your time bashing the 360 when you can be playing your ps3 and i could be playing my xbox360

[ja52ng74]

Except support ps2 games and cross game chat. FALSE ADVERTISING

[wirechair]

It only does HACKED.

[AssasinsCreedBlog]

@wirechair xbox it only does banned from xbox live until 9999 on all acc no blu ray for HD movie's rrod went down on Christmas 2008 crappy exclusive games games exclusives that go to ps3 bribing oh and pay $60 for xbl when you can buy a new game with that money oh and did you know rrod? it got to xbox slim say hello to red dot of death and finally when you shake the xbox the discs scratches i shaked my ps3 doesnt happen sega genesis still works ps1 still works snes still work xbox 360 DEAD

[ILikefrootloops1]

It does everything except cross game chat -_-

[Soniciscool1214]

It does everything... Execpt Cross Game Chat

[ILikefrootloops1]

@Soniciscool1214 lol i said that too!

[daavis2503]

It Only Does Everything now for 249 :)

[gognub]

You are small time, PC is best

[axzel575]

but can it blend

[5324er]

This was the very first "only $299" commercial i saw for the PS3. and this amazing price for an awesome HD system was truly outstanding. and being a HUGE mgs fan...i just HAD to finish off the series with MGS4. There was no way i was gonna let that chance slide by. no matter how much my D-bag friends wanted me to get a shitbox 360. RROD? not for me! paying CASH MONEY for playing online? get out. ill just get a ps3.

[dbzking18]

@DSXentertainment

oh ur so smart fagbag look at u coming here trolling and replying to everyone's comment stating how ur so smart and this and that you dumb piece of internet talking troll shit go thanks microsoft for raping and creating u fagbag asshole

[NARWHALSo101]

@Tdog1325 no dumbass it does everything AND ur wife.

[DemSpursBro]

Guys, guys. Calm down. PS3 and Xbox are essentially equal. It's the PC that's better than both in every single way.

[demonic41700]

@nyconepiece What?

[axelowns1337]

$299 for identity theft? sounds good.

[demonic41700]

@axelowns1337 How does it do identity theft?

[axelowns1337]

@demonic41700 People steal your Credit Card information.

[demonic41700]

@axelowns1337 people can do that on the XBox too!

[VioletLinked]

The ps3 can do everything when it can cook me Bacon, kill my enemys, get me more girl friends, and buy me a house.

[soldaatjhu]

dude the guy with the 4 thubs up says that here all all xbox fanboy and than he says shitbox sucks... isnt he a fanboy than? and by the way funny vid.

greatings form a Xbox 360 owner and player.

[antonioo498]

the prize of $299 is permanent or temporal?

[antonioo498]

una pregunta, en ecuador-guayaquil tambien lo venderan a $299 porque enserio quiero una ps3

[curlymolly70]

PS3, it only installs a rootkit if you want to play online.

PS3, it only takes linux away after promising you linux

PS3, it only lets you use Sony's censored youtube/xl

PS3, it only spies on what you do, (CINAVIA DRM PS3)

PS3, IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU (GEORGE HOTZ), $299 OR NOT.

[G4SGAS]

@curlymolly70 im sorry dude are you stupid? im pretty fucking sure when i bought my PS3 for $299 i own it. i would LOVE to see sony try and take it back

[demonic41700]

@curlymolly70

XBox-It only makes you pay for online gaming

XBox-it only gets the RROD

XBox-it only has halo

XBox-It only won't let you search online

dont feel so good does it :)

[curlymolly70]

@demonic41700 Yeah, especially so, considering I don't own one.

PS3 victim right here...

[demonic41700]

@curlymolly70 huh?

[curlymolly70]

@demonic41700 fuck off

[dbzking18]

wow lots of fucking xbox fanboy trolls who doesnt know shit ps3 is the best i have the shit box 2 now and the third one got a fucking awesome red ring

[DSXentertainment]

@dbzking18 hey dumbass why don't you read your fucking comment out loud you contradicting FAG

[Sega716]

@DSXentertainment I think you should read it again, actually. lol

Also you should consider being less ignorant.

[DSXentertainment]

@Sega716 lmao read your fucking comment dipshit "wow lots of fucking xbox fanboy trolls who doesnt know shit" lets underline the word fanboy now lets add a contradicion shall we? :)

"ps3 is the best i have the shit box 2 now" now lets add mr. dumbass' quote

I think you should read it again, actually. lol

Also you should consider being less ignorant.

lets add the definition of ignorant

Someone who refuses to use common logic and is close minded (ie. Mac pwns pc there is no reason 2 deny)

[nmarkus666]

@DSXentertainment have fun gaming on your Mac fan boy. If Mac is so great why are they still rocking Radeon HD5000 series gpus in their 'top of the line' desktops. Face it the iGarbage is floating Mac right now. Once the fad is over and they get buried by Google its game over.

[DSXentertainment]

@Sega716 it is too my understanding that you are not OP but you have contradicted yourself just like him but should i be suprised? nope. you are a fanboy as well and as we all know fanboys are no life ignorant retards who defend their company and product more than they spend using them and enjoying life btw the average lifespan is about 70 years i wonder how much of that time you have used being a fanboy.

[Sega716]

@DSXentertainment Oh! you got me kiddo. Damn I'm so embarrassed. Dear god, how will I live life now that I've been insulted over the internet.

U mad bro? You're acting pretty fanboyish. Clearly explain how he and I have contradicted ourselves, without raging at me. Also please use commas, and basic grammar.

[lanturn]

It only does everything my ass, backwards compatibility? piece of shit, and I'm really pissed that I can't play my old games..

[mario5733]

Hey wait!! Isn't Kevin Butler suppose to say "that's how world war 1 got started"??

[HarmoniousChirp]

@mario5733 This is the original commercial. Nigeria got pissed and had the line changed.

[Agumon5]

Can it play music at the same time as your games? No

Can it easily sync to your computer and access media while you play your games? No

Can it connect and play media from your Ipod touch or Iphone easily via USB cable? No

Can it play ps2 and ps1 games out of the box? No

But at least it must have the largest online library of downloadable games out of all the current consoles right? WRONG!

I'm sorry I just bought a ps3 2 days before posting this for FFXIV and overall Im very disappointed.

[0ChuckNorrisIsGod]

@Agumon5 yes it can play music while playing, but stupid peopledont know how.

2. yes u can sync with a media server

3. who gives a crap aouth that?

4. can xbox 360 play xbox games? only a few, u can download ps1 games on the ps store

5. no, but its quite big anyway

at least u dont hav to change ur ps3 when a red ring appears on it

[Christianmarquez]

@0ChuckNorrisIsGod You do have to change your PS3 when a Yellow Light appears though.

[0ChuckNorrisIsGod]

@Christianmarquez true, but its not as common as xbox

[Criscogurl21]

@Christianmarquez Less of an issue. the chance of getting a yellow light so much less common than a red ring of death.

[warhawksxaid]

@0ChuckNorrisIsGod

most games dont support the music playback- it would be great if they changes it tho

[patr10t14]

@Agumon5 It cant play music whilst gaming. but isn't that what your sound system is for? Oh? You dont have one? shame that.

It CAN synce with media servers you dumb shit.

It CAN play music for I anythings via usb cable.

It CAN play ps2 and 1 games. You just needed to pay more money to have that feature. It was a marketing scheme at the time.

It has the content people want and discards the old stuff when people stop downloading it. This keeps the servers going with minimal lag. FFXIV? Use pc

[THEKIDNINTENDOWIIMAN]

Will it cook my dinner? no. Will it finish my homework? no. Will it throw Nintendo out of the market? FUCK NO!

[sheeporchickens]

PS3: It only does what we let you do with it under the fine print of our firmware updates. RIP OtherOS!

[ResidenceOfEvil]

This was banned, lol.

[Fairdude1]

Sony always had a hard time to hide their secrets, like the new ps3 or the psp go, with their packaging being leaked. Makes that ads even more funnier.

[SolidSnakeRD]

they didn't have a hard time.they just leak some of the stuff to create hype around their announcements.

believe it.if a $50b company wants to hide secrets,they can easily.anybody who knows the secret and is going to leak it gets paid off for keeping his mouth shut

[beatcher1]

Is the PS3 slim a good buy or not.

[WatsDaWurd]

TRUST ME, IT IS!! get the slim over the 360.

[beatcher1]

Thank you.

[dontreadmyusername0]

it's a good buy...not good but amazing.

[beatcher1]

I already bought one 3 weeks ago, but thank you for the comment. ( ;

[WatsDaWurd]

you can always but a ps2 for $30 if u want backwards compatibilikty

[beatcher1]

True I just bought a PS2 not to long ago.

Sorry for my spelling earlier.

[anjingbabigila]

yeah, agreed with EWGFus3r

fucking RROD!

[EWGFus3r]

xbox 360

it only does RROD

[nukeboy14]

@EWGFus3r only for dumbasses who can't keep care of it properly

[vassalofodin]

Yeah it does EVERYTHING, everything BUT play PS2 games.

How pathetic. Also, why would anyone use the PS3 internet browser?

[aleksandur]

Except it does play PS2 games and PS1 games? The slim and the 80 gig do it just fine, not sure where you're having problems at.

[vassalofodin]

Do you even own one?

The slim has no BC, and Sony says it never will.

"Backwards compatibility is off the table," Sony America, John Koller.

So what is the 'everything' that it does, exactly?

[elmalhermano]

@vassalofodin "everything" would be, free online, downloadable movies, tv shows, music storage, remote play, PS home, upgradable hard drive, folding@home (curing cancer), superb exclusives(of varied genres, unlike other consoles where the big exclusives are only mindless shooters), multiplatform games, downloadable content, downloadable games, being able to install linux, web browser, netflix, oh an blu ray

[vassalofodin]

Sounds like it could help me save money on chemotherapy treatments. Shit, they weren't kidding around.

[vassalofodin]

Oh, also....doesn't the Slim PS3 lack 3rd party OS support? (Like, Linux...)

I'm actually asking, not being an ass.

[EWGFus3r]

yea u cant put another OS on it

[user5311]

um u could watch any show u want by putting youtube on your ps3 while atching it on your t.v

there are full length movies on youtube u know

[RagingUtai]

frikin tight arse, im sure u have a ps2, play ur ps2 games on that!!

[GaiasFinestGamers]

Oh hey guess what the 360 doesn't do? Play fucking Xbox games! Yaaaaay!

[TeamKapamilyaRulez]

I think he says about that poster at the far left of the screen at 0:20.

[Gincredible]

I'm really surprised that they would say that to be honest. However that was very very funny. Simply put, me writing "lol" wouldn't even come close to explaining how much that made me laugh.

[oscarthegrouch425]

If you've seen the new one they changed the part where he says the whole nigerian millionaire....now it says "thats how world war 2 started" lol, either way...they still made it funny.

[MasterxKenobi]

I think it's because a lot of people don't understand the joke, you have to use the internet a lot to understand it. That annoying IM from the Nigeran millionaire.

[DeathStriker1337]

it says blu- ray

[dtrush1]

It says BLUE RAY in grey lettering. Other's have seen it now also. You have to pause it while it's scrolling and it's there.

[tyeb29]

so?

[dtrush1]

Did anyone notice they wrote "BLUE RAY" on the words scrolling down? I'm surprised no one has mentioned that yet. You have to pause it to see it as the words scroll down.

[TeamKapamilyaRulez]

You're right! when it pops out "Blu-Ray", it was above the word, "Free Demo"

[dtrush1]

Yeah, and I even paused it on one where it was above the word ACTION. Kind of funny Sony would let it slide.

[ulemo1]

This absolute nonesense. Nigerians are resourceful and respectable people. Sony should take down this advert and apologise to Nigeria and Nigerians

[GLegend360]

it's a small tease about the nigerian scams they used to pull on the internet relax...

[BlakeUndying]

If you think about what they're saying, Sony's saying NOT to believe the rumor. In no way are they insinuating anything about Nigeria.

Maybe the Nigerians should be going after the scammers and spammers, where the blame rightly lies. It isn't Sony's fault that the "Nigerian Millionaire" is the most recognizable internet rumor in existence, and they're certainly not the first ones to make fun of it in pop culture.

All rational arguments aside, there still remains the fact that it's damn funny.

[JamaicanIdler]

lol it is tho

[coolixm14]

Now... what if i already bought one?

[kicked2]

loooooooooooooool

[RagingUtai]

Fuck i want that !!

[JamaicanIdler]

this is a great commercial

[trey4li4e17]

Gotta love sony :D

[BrickArts295]

lol !!!