NCIS Clips - DiNozzo on Pain-Killers!

[alirae2100]

Did Ziva stab a soda can 4 mcgee

[DrarryForever]

*bing* OH!

[abbysciutomcgee]

Oh my God, this is SO FUNNY! Love it!

[theusualsuspect5]

my fingers are finging

[ilovemybunnyfreckles]

haha i love it!! lets put him on painkiller MORE. and what was on zivas face/forehead

[ally17058]

@ilovemybunnyfreckles it's supposed to be a bruise and be swollen cause she got punched.

[sportsstar1998]

Son of a... All I wanted to do was watch this in my iPod!! But NOOO

[USArmysis1]

Tony is so funny...on painkillers and making movie references. Of course. :)

[JesusLover500]

"My fingers are finging." Hahahahahaha XD

[evian29991]

huh xD

[justhuman1235]

When i watched this i rememberd a song,from Judas Priest-Painkiller,this is the painkiller...this is the painkiller.never mind,and am i the only one who thinks that tTony has a bit red face in here?

[triplexxxsatyr]

LOL! Judas Priest. Dude, that is friggin' awesome. Very cool reference.

[eveke10]

Is that dinozzo making the 'grrrr' sound?

[nmbuskirk]

Gotta LOVE DiNozzo!

[nmbuskirk]

ooh! you hear that?

[nmbuskirk]

LMFAO!!! My fingers are fingling!

[eveke10]

High tony

We like xd

[Diamindr333]

lmfoa. "my fingers are finging"

[SWT3794]

o.O Cactus juice much? No, that'd be worse.

[xXKuroTenshi666Xx]

@SWT3794 I see what you did there! >X3

Perhaps the giant mushroom is friendly yes!?

[SWT3794]

@xXKuroTenshi666Xx Depending if there was a giant mushroom, then yes.

[luckyluckyNo1love]

i love Tony on pain-killers, XD he sould get given them more often ^^ <3 xxx

[Emjaykippa]

PMSL - how can anyone not love Tony especially on painkillers, must be brill to work with him! XD

[SabakuNoKijoSakura]

Tony in this clip reminds me of Captain Jack in some ways. X-D

[laceylu95]

@SabakuNoKijoSakura I totally see what you mean, all he needs is a hot military coat.

[lol5ko]

is that a purple heart hes looking at

[lol5ko]

@lol5ko the one in the box at da beginning

[soulsercher1516]

The purring got me a little freaked out but it made me laugh so hard when i finally figured out what it was

[TBoneSnatcher]

Haha, Stony xD Ahh DiNozzo, I can never look at you the same way again -laughs-

[TheMarauderBandit]

"My fingers are finging" XD Aww Tony...

[sportsstar1998]

i had to laugh at tony. the entire time. lol his cat noise

[MovieeRat3250]

What episode is this?

[xbox644]

"You can't outrun me, I'm wearing tube socks!"

Haha the Baltimore episode was funny xD

[PinknBlonde4]

did anyone notice the stick note on tony's computer at the beginning og the scene?? it said "order cliffnotes for all of the script."

[Tazbev84]

@PinknBlonde4 i did

[De3sju]

I love how he says: Ooh, did you hear that

[helpfulgirl16501]

wat happened 2 tony and ziva???

[UncleMikeNJ]

@helpfulgirl16501 Tony got dropped on his head as a baby, probably by one of the Zucker brothers. As for what happened to Ziva -- sorry, that's classified.

[helpfulgirl16501]

@UncleMikeNJ 0.o that doesnt help at all but thank you

[helpfulgirl16501]

@UncleMikeNJ that doesnt help

[triplexxxsatyr]

I lmao'd.

[crazyteensJHH]

I tried making it through with a straight face.... I failed half way through. : )

[WilliamHoldenfan]

Brilliant,Michael's Jack Nicholson impression is hysterical.

[twilightcrazehurts]

I was LOLing for almost ten minutes XD

[jenisist]

Whats with tony purring? rofl! Idk how they acted through this cause i would of fallen over laughing

[thestarrfish]

Holy crap. This is the funniest video ever. Like, legit.

[SarahBrennan7]

0:17 Tony's kitty cat noise. 

[knittinninja]

i love dinozzo, he's so hilarious, michael weatherly does such a good job playing him :)

[Sailormercury89]

@knittinninja I know right!

[Cheezkween]

sometimes i wonder if they script tony on everything, or if they let him improv on shtuff like this...

[chrissyjoy08]

@Cheezkween special features I've watched say that Weatherly ad-libs a lot and they like it so they keep it. Bellesario said that Michael Weatherly is one of the only ones he'll let do improv/ad-libbing.

[BlueMoon50597]

@Cheezkween he often just improvices

[lolersxxx]

@Cheezkween some things he does improvise:').. if you have even seen the paternity clinic scene, him and kate improvised all of that:)

[teamkatencis219]

press these while watching:

4= awesome screwdriver stab

9= finging fingers

i love ncis!

[inventionmaker99]

U know what happened to the kitty-cat who got too curious

[CsiMiamiLover09]

What happend to these three?

[TheRezonator]

MY FINGERS ARE FINGING!!!

[Nyxgazer]

I'll take what he's having ,)

[Harrypotterfan79]

You know what happened to the kitty cat that got to courius?

[superman111994]

lol sounds like the Predator.

[sammyg971]

they gave him pain killers

[livetolovesome182]

ziva and the soda can now thats how you open a can

[teamkatencis219]

haha lol "my fingers are...finging!"

*ding* "ooh! ya hear that?"

"ooh, look at me. like Jack Nickelson, in Chinatown."

"you know what happened to the kiity cat who got too curious!... dont make me break out my jacks, cuz i will!"

"oh, maybe it was you, mcgee, the one-armed man... but i thought it was one of the vets we met at the... Walter Reed Hospital...'

"we already got the guy! what are we doing? wat did we miss?..... Wat is happening!"

[Dizzybear]

That would've been fun to act out.

[cassie849]

I want wat ever pain killers his on, they make ya loopy and funny......id so give them to a friend then film them

[Live4TV22]

his face is so red, lol

[mattsmt20]

I have to say Tony does a decent Jack

[iheartporcupines]

ahh... painkillers... good ol' tony...

[Vanillafang]

tony purr!!!!!!!!!!!

[iluvkingsley44]

my fingers are finging ooh did ya hear that-painkillers everyones friend especially mine

[CJSmith8793]

I love when DiNozzo purrs lol

[AngelaRMFerrer]

@CJSmith8793 so tHAt's what a purr sounds like ... :)))))

[inventionmaker99]

"You know what happened to the kitty-cat who got too curious..."

[Schokoladelove]

hahaha tony's/michael's expressions... so funny :DD makes me laugh every time. this show is the best!

[LaynieFae]

I wonder how much of that Weatherly made up there and then.

[RazorRaven619]

Weird but true, just as the Elevator dinged in this clip, at the exact same moment, my phone rang

[RazorRaven619]

Weird but true, just as the Elevator dinged in this clip, at the exact same moment, my phone rang

[StrangeShipper]

You've got to love Ziva.

[Alexandralito]

I love this scene!! It makes me always laugh even I have watched it like a thousand times! And this must be one of the funniest things Tony has ever said :)

[BlueFever101]

How did they all get beat up?

and what episode is this?

[RazorRaven619]

@BlueFever101 They fought a Marine with bio-engineered super strength. Season 5, episode 10, "Corporal Punishment"

[TigerRifle1]

a bump on the head for Ziva she got off easy.

[dory423]

@TigerRifle1 It had to been an epic fight if she even got hurt! It's usually Ziva who beats the crap outta everybody and Tony gets knocked out haha =]

[wojtuniakfrog]

his face is really red!

[PosterGirlMcLean9]

Somehow I found is purring really hot.

[StellarMango]

ahaha!!! "my fingers are finging" lmao!

[jennifermorie]

can anyone else make out what he post it not on Tony's computer monitor say? Does it say Order my cliff notes for all scripts?

[artfullyamber24]

@jennifermorie as far as I can tell yes it does lol

[selenagomez485]

what is the name of this episode

[jennifermorie]

would so totally love to see bloopers from that. I would imagine it would be hard to keep a straight face during that scene.

[reymysterio619221998]

"OOOHHH look at me,,,like Jack Nickelson.!! Chinatown" lol was i the only one that heard him puurrrrr?? lol

"Do we have a case?? i mean we already got the guy,,,what are we doing??what did we miss??" LOL HHIS FACE ON THAT PART.!! more like drunk then on meds :D

[KatThorne]

@reymysterio619221998 no, i definitely heard him purr :)

[SSAjacobs1412]

@reymysterio619221998 Yeah, I heard it.....I was confused at first.....still am but the pain killers explain it XD

[ExplodingPea]

I like how Mcgee isn't fazed by this weirdness at all, he's just like "They gave him painkillers" and goes on with his work lol. Meanwhile Tony is floating off into painkiller lala land and Ziva is just like O_o?

Lmao

[xtremeskittelz2007]

@ExplodingPea

by then he'd been working with tony almost 4 years..he was probably used to the wierdness at that point lol.

[MrBobMoo]

my fingers are finging lol

[rtds9fan]

What cracks me up is even though she had two good arms/hands Ziva didn't open the can normall....she stabbed it LOL

[AlexLoveNCIS]

@rtds9fan I know! this whole scene makes we laugh out loud every time I watch it! :D

[NatalieRaar]

@rtds9fan he breaks the pop top off the can as he walks in, she can't open in normally :)

[regulators88]

okay Stony -McGee

[MTAProductionsInc]

@WickedSongsRUs Don't forget McMountie

[downhomesunset]

rrrrawwww! rrrrawww!!!! Tony's funny.....

[personidk]

He is having too much fun on pain killers xD

[krazzeeaj]

Werth jacked them all up... lol

[pinklavigne231]

*DING* "Did you hear that?" That's the ELEVATOR, Tony.

[camden127]

Tony does a great Jack Nicholson has the face down good lol

[Harrypotterfan79]

Dosent Tony Call McGee McGiggle?

[WickedSongsRUs]

@Harrypotterfan79 Tony calls McGee so many tames it's hard to keep track. Like McGoo, McGrump, McSneaky, McGeek, McMacho, McObvious, McGreedy, McSmooth, McCoolio, McJealous, McNoisy, McCheepypants.. to name a few. :)

[Kerriangel]

@WickedSongsRUs you forgot McProbie

[Grdankl]

@WickedSongsRUs Probie-Wan-Kenobi

[Ryusora13]

ROFL oh man! that's just too funny and his reaction to the sound of the elevator was priceless! ROFL

[xtremeskittelz2007]

hahaha

Ziva: Umm.. *questioning look at McGee*

McGee: They gave him painkillers.

Ziva: Ahhh...

Tony: *elevator dings* ooohh! you hear that?

[pinklavigne231]

@xtremeskittelz2007 I love that. "ooh!" That's the elevator, Tony. 

[morg942212]

ahah a guy at my school had to take vicotin one time for pain killers because he had to get a biopsy and he came to school acting JUST like this ;) ahahha i love this part :)

[Live4TV22]

his face is so red! lol

[Phenomenon175]

My fingers..are finging..

[JOEHATCH213]

ziva's face is priceless

[eeeewd33]

my fingers are finging

[sjoerdcha]

you know what happened to the kitty cat who got too curious. Genuis line =)

[heartofwolf12]

my fingers are finging...

[cerebraldude812]

Look at 0:21 and you will notice that Tony's mouth does not move when you hear him speak his line bewteen 0:20-23. Technical goof that happened during the postproduction.

[LemonOdette]

lol.

[cerebraldude812]

If you look at 0:21 when you hear Tony say "You know what happened to the kitty cat that got too curious?" when you look at his face, his mouth doesn't move.

[cerebraldude812]

@bandgeek5195 If you look close at 0:20-21, you can see that the side of his mouth does not move at all when he speaks from 0:20-23. Which is a technical goof.

[AgentMcgeek]

@cerebraldude812 you are right.

[nciscrew]

he looks so funny when he says dont make me brake out my jack coz i will ha ha thats funny gotta love tony

[Kerriangel]

he is stoned!!!

[cool12328]

despite the mark on her face ziva still looks hot

[theyellowdart31]

@cool12328 ... actually I think the fact that the mark is there is kind of hot... is that weird? ... probably weird... anyway, she would have to try REALLY hard to not be hot.... if that's even possible

[cool12328]

@theyellowdart31 no i completely agree thats what i meant lol... shes smokin... absolutely gorgeous

[Labuser247]

MCGEe- They gave him painkillers

Ziva- oo

:) lmao

[batsony]

I held it together until Tony said "my fingers are...finging..."

Then I lost my shit. XD

[tazsta10]

my 3 fave characaters

ABBY: she taped up this guy to a chair so she could work alone

TONY: this scene u just watced

ZIVA: well who doesnt like ziva hay

[LaikVictoria49]

@tazsta10 what's about McGee and all his adorable geekiness? O_o

[bandgeek5195]

and THIS is why i will never take pain-killers.

[BetaArtemis]

@bandgeek5195 lol well everyone reacts to pain-killers differently, lots of people are their normal selfs, and it also depends on what kind of pain-killers, normal ones like Advil and Tylenol doesn't do that much, it's the really heavy-duty ones that may cause reactions.

[Salvis1943]

haha i love how tony starts purring randomly hahaha

[starburst12398]

hahaha loved his face after the elevator ding!!!!!!!!

[ilyzachary123]

HAHA hes sosoo hilarious!

[wildstar6996]

i wonder how long it took to make this scene, everyone was probably bursting out laughing every time

[baisuh]

DiNozzo is seriously stoned. "My fingers are fingey"

[NCISfan083]

Oh God ya got love tony...especially on painkillers XD

[boo2ubam]

DiNozzo is so edible. I need to keep him. I want one of those for Christmas! *points at DiNozzo*

[countrySTAR06]

hahahah why did it take me so long to discover this masterpeice of a TV show?!

[gluebottlehorses]

Ahahahaha.

"My fingers are... finging.... +bells rings; oo! Did ya heard that!?"

[MsHaNNahXD]

mii fingers are finging??? hahaha

[MrJpop101]

i think after a million slaps to the head from gibbs and punched in the face mixed with pain killers i think he's gone crazy hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Welshbabe2k6]

Its like early hours of the morning, and I had to keep myself from laughing at this. It was so funny. Can someone please tell me what episode this is from? I would love to watch it.

[roseycheeks112]

whats this episode called??

[Dizzybear]

Anyone ever notice how fast Ziva heals? She'll be cut up/bruised in one episode and then next you couldn't even tell. Heck in Season 6 epi 1 she was healed by the end of the episode.

[merder4ever33]

@Dizzybear No she wasn't... not completely in Season 6 episode 1... when she is talking to Michelle coming out of the elevator, you see the cut in the corner of her forehead...

[KairixRoxas331]

The can get's stabbed with a pen and Tony is loopy,what more is needed,maybe a Tiva scene envolving a restroom?

[funnyhuuny90]

my ex boyfriend was on painkillers after a knee surgery he had. He got so high off them he offered to buy me and my entire family Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. How could I refuse THAT offer?!? lol

[hadassah179]

best last bit, Ooooo... hear that lol

[Lissabee1993]

"My fingers... they're fing-ing" haha did anyone else catch that right at the end?

[TallestPhoenixTV]

TONY WILL BREAK OUT HIS JACK. Don't think he won't. XD

[choccochipX3]

what's wrong with ziva above her right eye? i haven't seen all the eps so im not that up to date haha

[LittleHogwartsGirl]

@choccochipX3 She was hit by a guy, the same guy who dislocated McGee's shoulder and broke Tony's nose. Corporal Damon Werth, USMC. He's in one episode of Season 5 and two eps in Season 7 :D

[neo28a]

I like how McGee looks afraid after she offers the him a straw "No I'm good!" ha ha

[horselover807]

LMAO! he kitty noisess!

[cne08]

I'd love to see Abby on painkillers.

[Ventgirl5]

@cne08 u might not bc u would eather c her dark side3 liker when she gets ticked off or u would c her nice funny side.....i would not take the chance

[evanescence113]

@cne08 It may be the same as her on CafPow...but I would still love to see it as well.

[maipigenDK]

LOL, I just Love (s)tony hehe.

[epicchick14]

haha i love tony "my fingers are..... finging"

[MzSunshyne1212]

ahaha..."ok stony" looool

[MyOwnEarth]

Laugh everytime I see this. Love Tony <3

[Ventgirl5]

@MyOwnEarth Tony is so fricken funny no matter what. i think hes so cute people ask me what i c in him and then they say hes a retard....but hes my retard

[MyOwnEarth]

@Ventgirl5 Haha yeah he's. I don't get people who don't like him. You just gotta love him :)

[Ventgirl5]

@MyOwnEarth its so true shaun the people u dont like him or who call him a retard. i mean who in the right mind u not like him hes the complet package.... looks, adatude, and dont forget his charming modisty. if u dont like him i mean not upsessed like me but like him than go c ther devil and cheek in for awhil until u learn to like him

[Hootshot112]

@Ventgirl5 I think he's awesome! I would love to do tricks on people and watch movies with him!!!! But my man is McGee. He's like my perfect boyfriend. I hope I'll find myself a McGee one day... My dad says that Abby reminds him of me, so maybe I will find one!