Bioshock Secret Achievements

[Bubblizm]

You're kidding right!? I gotta play all the way back from cohen to the apartments just coz i killed him!? you should get a key to his apartment or something on his corpse! >:(

[zolj25]

I eliminate the dancing splicers but Choen didn't show

help?

[timmi59]

When he comes down the stairs don't attack him, but rather his quadtych with incinerate or napalm and let the fun begin. He's mad as a wet hen when you do that.

[Nevanix]

you can also use the key if u kill him for the secret openable treasure chest next to the gene tonic he gives you.

[hannahtill21]

I remember chasing down the last apprentice and I accidently shot a big daddy while chasing him....

OH GOD!

[BioShockisAWESOME]

eighteen parasites have seen this video.

[zxvolcomxz]

toooo faaaast



[Noobshire]

The fort frolic part is not a secret, but necessary to continue the game

meh

[jilubit]

or you could just wait to kill him at his apartment, and then take the picture. Forget the pointless save at fort frolic. That's weird that they did this the tedious way.

[duelmasterMAW]

"I find this video difficult to masturbate to."

[DavidGlennErazo]

@duelmasterMAW wow, you are a desperate one, arent you!!!

[DavidGlennErazo]

does this also work for Playstation3?

[gunslider19]

@DavidGlennErazo

yup. pretty much

[malastrome15]

Modern Warfare can suck a Big Daddy's dick

[pseudogenesis]

I just took his picture because I thought it was ironic. =P

So you like pictures, huh?

[Ben4Blood]

would you kindly thumbs up?

[Indestructiblesic]

argh i just was playing and .... damn i passed those parts of the game :/

[SoraSerenity]

@Indestructiblesic FUCK, I know right? I JUST got passed him, I didnt kill him, but moved on >_< Now I have to do it alllllll over again DX ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[jaybeebee14]

lol 1:24

DONKEY KICK

[CJP1998]

@fuckgod666forlife actually it took me a while on my second playthrough because i was getting all the achievements :D

[CJP1998]

I loved Bioshock but the second one was insanely short and I beat it in like 2 hours :( FTW !!!! BIOSHOCK INFINITE !!!! :D Like if youre going to buy Bioshock Infinite

[RuinSeason]

@CJP1998 bioshock 2 is longer imo. Espeically on hard.

[CJP1998]

@RuinSeason What I do is I first run through it on easy , and then Beat it on hard. so I agree.

[CJP1998]

@arealcrazygangster , would you kindly not share that with us?

[alipdf]

my instincts say something else..and yes narrator it involves u

[crazyguy17709]

lol i defeated hector before cabb. i didnt mean to do that but i just went to that eves mall and he just came out. i tried to kill him but every time i shoot him his health doesnt drain. then finnaly i gave up and looted somewhere else. i opened that posidon mall gate (or whatever) and a big daddy came out. he ran right past me and i followed him. then i saw him fighting hector and BD won i took a picture then killed cabb. true story im not lieing sorry if it was long.

[chargerfighter1]

This game put so much detail into it's victims. If they burned, they looked like it. If they were bludgeoned to death, you could look and tell, if they were .12g bored in the facehole (their old one, not the new one), it was obvious.

[MrMongolion]

would you kindly play bioshock? lol

[dark1sage]

9 Irony is my fav achievment i didnt even mean to get it i just saw the golf club and was like "he-he-he..."

[silentkiller102]

Would you kindly agree with me that bioshock is pure epicness?

[xXTheC0nv1ctXx]

@silentkiller102 A master orders, a slave obeys.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@silentkiller102 I would but would I be choosing to agree or would I be a slave to your request?

[silentkiller102]

@WatchdogDisciple Just agree with me because it it's awesome. :3 lol

[WatchdogDisciple]

@silentkiller102 Actually its beyond awesome.

[alfie0536]

@silentkiller102 YES MASTER

[s0ftf1sh]

@silentkiller102 hell yeh!!!

[makins54321]

the easy way to kill martin is to shoot him in the head with the crossbow :)

[gamalieljs]

I feel watching G4 a lot more now.....

[thelpfen]

BIOSHOCK is a master piece !!!

[Rustam127]

@thelpfen bioshock 2 IS CREATED BY GODS

[thelpfen]

@Rustam127 and don't know i like the 1st one better

[Inuboy1000]

@Rustam127 Both Bioshock's are created by Gods. Bioshock Infinite will be created by Gods as well.

[dark1sage]

@Inuboy1000 bioshock 1 & 2 must have made by neptune i wonder what god will make infinite

[chargerfighter1]

@dark1sage

Zeus will make Infinite.

[thelpfen]

that is my favorite game

[victorparga117]

best game ever made

[ROMEO55403]

Man, this game is awesome. Theres just so much to do, like hunt for achievements, so far I have 19 achievements and planning to get that Irony achievement.

[flameroaster]

Easier way. When cohen comes down the stairs just leave him alone. Let him open the case with the upgrade. Then kill him unlock and get all the other stuff.

[carlnardo]

dammit i killed him after he gave me the tonic thing and took a picture but never saved

[locke778]

yeah thiz game rulez !!! :D

[ilijadimitrovski]

Good game



[arealcrazygangster]

I did this achievment unkowingly i killed him in his apartment then i took out my camera cuz i though i could take pics of random shit and he was dead in a really cool position so i took the camera out snaped a snapy snapy and shit! got a fucking achievment outta. i was so proud tht i got really horny and jerked off three times in a row it was fantastic!

[ROMEO55403]

@arealcrazygangster

I did the same thing.

[antoni5ii]

@arealcrazygangster lol tats epic

[superjchamma]

@arealcrazygangster ...

[duelmasterMAW]

...you do that...

[duelmasterMAW]

...you do that...

[hannahtill21]

@arealcrazygangster This comment is epic

[ChicoPerdedor]

The best game I ever played.

[BioShockisAWESOME]

@ChicoPerdedor me 2^^

[R3ALISTIK]

I screwed myslef over, I forgot to re load the game after i killed him and now I can't get back to it, so he never shows up wen I kill the dancing splicers and idk wat to do Can anyone plz help

[venom52011]

or you can forget the first part of the save and load and instead when you reach Olympus heights you go to Sander Cohen's suite and once you take out the two splicers Sander Cohen will come. then you kill him and take the picture with the research camera(on ps3)

[Frizzi95]

You can also take a snapshot of Cohen and get the Irony achievement in his apartment

[Face2nutts]

I just might have to play this. I skiped over it quite a bit, but seeing some of the game play, it looks good. I might just play one and two. I like how you can make some choices and the outcome is different, they need to make more games like that.

[Sharkboyok]

you dont have to save the game you can get the irony achevment after you kill him in his own home.

[Miittle]

1:06

-Be careful of the exploding corpse.

-KABOOM!

[TobyShively]

horrorfreakish, you have to save first. then you can kill him and take this picture to get the achievement. then you can reload your last save and play on

[horrorfreakish]

we all make choices in life,

but in the end our choices make us.

p.s.

do you have to save?

or is it all about the pic?

[TobyShively]

tyler3074, no says the man in washington it belongs to the poor. no says the man in navatican it belogs to god. no says the man in russia it belongs to everyone.

-Andrew Ryan

[TobyShively]

the best Xbox 360 game ever

[Diomede5]

i didnt even get the plasmid just shot him at the top of the stairs, thought I would rather get the first shot in before he did

[1SUPERMARIOSUNSHINE]

screw the 14 nerds that dislike this

[gman248]

"Now keep watching G4..Would you kindly?" :D

[wiseguy69792]

@gman248 grr must resiste urge to kill with a gold club!

[10GammaGamer01]

Cheat ftw !

[losersalwayswin]

Or you could just not kill him in the first place, go to his house, kill the splicers and when he comes out of his room just waltz in the door. You can fight him in there, then take his photo.

But if you like it clumsy, feel free to do it this way I guess.

[shadow4028]

wow she talk so fast is that english? ahhhhhh i got headace

[wetnoodl]

would you kindly got kill fontaine with little sisters

[asswipercocmaster23]

this is my favorite show i love it

[Tfirmin001]

u know with the first one u can wait for him to open the plasmid thing then kill him

that way u get the key to the chest and the plasmid

[MrLogan270]

but if you kill him in fort frolic you lose the oppertunity of the weapon upgrade station and the achievement in olympus heights

[Tfirmin001]

@MrLogan270

damn it,

lol didn't know

[Mellowdev]

would you kindly? LICK MAH BALLS!! wahahha!!

[TheLegend1245]

What are achievements used for??? I'm new at this.

[MyPeeps07]

@TheLegend1245 Nothing really its just a challenge c=

[XxsolidsnackxX]

@TheLegend1245 and they add to your gamerscore

[mrkillermaxi]

you realy don't know???

[gelikman]

I got both acheivements today on accident lol :D

[rgsmono]

yes you can

[skyshot94]

can u kill him in the olympus place were his room is and take a picture of him there??

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

@skyshot94 yeah u can kill him anywhere and get it as long as u snap a pic of him when he's dead

[braaaainz]

so that's where i went wrong, i killed him hahah

[legomyfego]

@braaaainz lol same here

[braaaainz]

i believe that was the one power to the people station i couldn't find for the life of me

[legomyfego]

once again same here haha

[ADC555666]

can any one tell me how to get past the farmers market cus i dont no what to do

[eragonus]

cant you take a pic when you se him the second time?

[CrzyNinjaProdutions]

THANK YOU 5 STAR.

[darrtaa]

Would you kindly tell me these things sooner?

[bedsidetrash]

i always take pictures of those i kill

[pigtailsboy]

see, I wanna know what happens if you kill him early on and then go to his place.

[onett128]

the door to his room will be locked so no sander's room achievement for you.

[mynameismexican]

Replaying bBioshock & the craziest thing happened. Idk if this is common but this has never happen to me before. So there I was in that plant park place & I saw 2 big daddies with 2 little sisters at the same time, they would actually bump into one another but it gets better. I watched them with my chameleon effect on & one of the big daddies stared at me but at that moment the other big big daddy shot a grenade at him and the fight began They fought to the death I reaped the loot & LittleSister

[TGMfilms]

best.game.ever.

[Draikblade]

because if you kill him now you don"t see him later to get his room key.

[mynameis8766]

FINALLY I FOUND THE ACHIEVMENTS

[saberwing753]

would you kindly?

[rhysoh100]

this has helped thnx

[curseesruc]

aww man i killed that son of a bitch after he opened the plasmyd chest thingy and opened the other chest, he never showed up for me

[tyler73074]

would you kindly?

[ttaaddoo111]

well... would u?

[tyler73074]

sure would.

[ttaaddoo111]

>:D

[tyler73074]

is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?

[ttaaddoo111]

mmmmmmabye

[chaomaster37]

i cant find this for xbox :( i got it free with my ps3

[epodthegreat]

it came out first on 360 a year before ps3

[FrozenCero]

I didn't kill him at first.. just let him open the case.. Then I killed him, and being sick minded person that I am... Took his picture.

[SirGoldfish092]

i accidently killed that tricky hoedini slicer boss thingy cause of mine :(

[xJaYk1llax]

Get ready for bioshock 2

[jt0kester]

I got the irony achievement the first time without even knowing about it. I guess that's just how I think.

[swissones]

@jt0kester Same here, I was like "how would you feel if I snapped a photo of YOUR corpse" and up comes 10g. . .

[CoenCritcho]

Lol my names Coen

[mkmand84]

"Would you kindly?"

great line from the game

[Brendan2080]

@mkmand84 That line always brings me back. One of the first games I played on the xbox

[chargerfighter1]

@mkmand84

No, really? It's not like it's a major plot point or anything... (sarcasm)

[assassins473]

yep mine to

[plzz34]

This is my favorite game.

[gamecrazo123]

atlas SHUT UP would you kindly.

[benpatto06]

i hit him with the spanner hoping he wuldnt do anything

[Urpresident]

Xbox 360, would you kindly not red ring?

[slivas1]

now keep watching G4 would you kindley

[ThabetZ2]

.... i seen him coming down and i burned him....

[devilmaycry5g]

i just killed him before he even got down the stairs lol

[Davidchaoman]

@devilmaycry5g I did too I shot the crossbow randomly and I got him on the for head and I shouted one hit and then k.o

[mangooseman95]

Does anyone know ALL of the secret achievements? And if so, cam u make a vid of it?

[zappa2886]

why not just take the picture after killing the two dancers and taking him out? why save the game and reload? lame

[Dm0n14]

That seems much simpler doesn't it? It's what I did.

[VladimirVLD]

And a person I know downloaded it from a torrent but isn't bragging all about it and posting spam.

Later that person bought the game because he felt like a thief.

[DeathnoteBB]

Gah I hate stuff like that, I'd never figure that all out by myself.

[dilga234]

is this game easy without arrows on normal?

[fopeloop]

yes

[madgamer23]

you don't need to save, kill him in fort frolic and reload. Once you kill him in olympus heights just remember to take the picture of him there. Sure it's only about 1 min you gain, but still..

[bloodyphurba4]

you can take the pic of hm after you find him in his apartment, you don't need to kill him in fort frolic. ps killing him in his apartment also gets you to a power-to-the-people station to get that uprade and achievement

[TimeWarpproductions]

omahgawds its FONTAIINE

[LOUDcarBOMB]

what about brass balls (though i already got it)?

[Reqrezentin]

Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber

[LOUDcarBOMB]

i know that. im just wondering why its not on the vid.

[gamekidillon12]

Because it's not a secret achievement.

[skaterkidz7]

I went to olympus hights and killed sander Cohen and then went back to fort frolic and lit his masterpeice on fire and he appeared behind me and started attacking

[Nachoking19961]

weird

[lcldnny]

pishh nice one.

[i8religion]

dose any one know how to get thses achievements. porfile photographer, fully researched-rosie-nitro splicer- lil sister-houdini splicer- bouncer-spider splicer- thug splicer-gun splicer- i cant do it i have all the other ones just not those ones HELP

[NWO41508]

how do you "fully research the splicers" i take pics of the right ones..but it wont give me the points..?? can anyone help?

[wraith2021]

for anyone trying to get the Achievement/Trophy for upgrading all weapons you MUST get in Sander Cohen's bedroom to get the Power to the People station.

[TheBigDaddyMrB]

2:05 thats not a plasmid, it's a TONIC

[solar601]

can't you kill him in fort frolic, get his key then just use it in that room later on?

[wraith2021]

nope

[davdd1032]

the key isn't for the room, the key is for a chest like a metre away from the tonic he opens for you in fort frolic. there is no way to get into his room unless you don't kill him then.

[solar601]

i figured that out when i got to that pert of the game

[3macboyz]

You either kill Cohen in Fort Frolic or in the apartement area.

[Bookeater42]

i had no idea you could kill him later. i remember his apartment but I must not have gone in, can you do this on the PS3?

[liamwhite123456789]

i tryed the 2 one but he dose not come down

[wraith2021]

yes you can

[dialymen]

that's gonna be tough

[muz244]

hehe would you kindly i see what you did there

[jsg1996owl]

right 1 problem , when i go to his apartment and kill the 2 dancing splicers, he dosent appear!!!!!!! help me plzz (would u kindly?)

[Tourville44]

Sounds like a glitch. He's supposed to show when you kill them