The writing is so bad, it's like a book report. "And then the queen thinks that her daughter has been violated so she goes to the sailor for revenge and they go to her magic castle under the sea and..."
Watch for the sequel, "Infidel Island", starring Osama Bin Laden as the sailor.
Osama castigates the native girls for their provocative attire. He converts the girls to the wonders os Islam, and soon they are all wearing burkas, despite the tropical heat.
There are topless babes on Pagan Island. That is why you MUST SEE this movie (as the announcer yells.)
Yes, there is an actual island in the Pacific named "Pagan". This, however, is not it.
hebneh 1 year ago
this is actually a real island. it is north of Guahan and was inhabited by Natives called Chamorros, its pronounced (Paw-Gan)
88Christianson 1 year ago
th leis
TheHotelMoxa 1 year ago
That giant statue looks like HR Puff 'n Stuff on roids.
LocumRex 1 year ago
Its called a kiss, and this is called a boob slap.
witchman1 1 year ago
awesome!
curdle1 2 years ago
Yes. The revenge of an irate queen has hooked me. I must see this movie.
Seriously, I must.
PsychProfessor 2 years ago
Yes, I MUST see Pagan Island! :D
azulo65 2 years ago
If i could afford it I would buy every movie this company has...this shit is just to much fun. And they have the BEST porn anywhere. LOL
Keyo717 3 years ago
Any chance to post the complete movie???!!!
TheNewToonTracker 4 years ago
This was one of the worst I have ever seen.
Was this the blueprint for Gilligan's Island?
Bad Cimema with really bad acting...really bad.
rayssonation 4 years ago
The writing is so bad, it's like a book report. "And then the queen thinks that her daughter has been violated so she goes to the sailor for revenge and they go to her magic castle under the sea and..."
csp42 4 years ago 2
All I got when I was a kid was Gilligan's Island. What a gyp.
RioMan123 5 years ago
Watch them dancing to a statue of Gumby, listen to a yelling announcer destined to replace Criswell of Ed Wood's "Plan 9..."
billgbg 5 years ago
Ha! "Watch these girls dance and MAKE UNASHAMED LOVE" ... not the shamed, shamed love that we God-fearing white Americans make.
Those pagans have immaculate hair.
capnchunky 5 years ago
Gotta love those pagans.
radamail 5 years ago
Watch for the sequel, "Infidel Island", starring Osama Bin Laden as the sailor.
Osama castigates the native girls for their provocative attire. He converts the girls to the wonders os Islam, and soon they are all wearing burkas, despite the tropical heat.
sooke54 5 years ago