The Dungeons and the Dragons

[ThomVogl]

you forgot to draw their mouths

[FredKongFooey]

Pffft, typical Wizard. :P

[BlazerLink]

I love how at the end the clock stops all the hands on 6.

[Bakazuraz]

Moms are too good at D&D.

[MRdaBakkle]

Mom: He dropped out of school, to pay for his drug habit.

DM: What!? No I didn't!

[VYxFrost]

I always thought this wouldbe my mom if she ever tried it out as well >w< lol!

[inlife9]

The war against D&D/ rpgs always talks about the few unfortunate events of a small & certainly disturbed number of indivituals. They never talk about the thousands of people, worldwide that D&D & other rpgs have helped.

[inlife9]

Nice.Haha. I want you to know I will be using your "Perserves" adventure.

[maxpaxer]

ya thats about right ...

[squintstheninja]

WHAT A TWEEST!

[aliampolizzi]

NO! We play......

[TheMrEmJay]

I created a game exactly like DnD but different because a complete retard and a adnd player could play

[Cerhob]

@TheMrEmJay You created 4th edition?

[Spriggs877]

My uncles friends mom or mother in law is just like that mom

[rocketman544]

@Spriggs877 I think EVERYONE watching this video knows somebody like that. XD

[xtreme0ride]

the people who say this game is evil just never could understand how to play the game and since they coudnt play it no one should, right? :p

[shadowC10ne]

It's not just d&d. Parents seems strangely addicted to board games. I remember when I was a kid my parents bought me Risk the board game. After they tried it with our neighbors I never saw that game again.

[kasaibouF29]

Gigyas.

[Ourarilya]

Some people just can't handle dnd.

[TheTaben]

He he he.

Happens every time.....

[Mahoney1993]

Da Fu??

[drnoe11]

that's why i made my mother stop playing........it always ends up like this.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

She should really be more worried about how no one has any arms but control floating hands :)

[DemoSquadInc]

Epic...

[JamesTR4]

I've created my own rpg but don't know how to make a compelling story or come up with ideas...oh...wait..oh this video...yeah, funny shit..

[PaCo12349]

I don't give them mouths because I'm lazy.

[paladin1ish]

this happens to my athieist friend every time play

[EldanairMage]

dnd is intoxicating in ways video games never will be

[Eskimoss01]

Why does everyone think this game is for satanists? Its harmless!

[Tromter]

@Eskimoss01 Because someone who was playing died in the 70's, and the police blamed the game, and then someone started to write comics and books about roleplaying being satanic. It's acturly really stupid

[doombybbr]

and that's why we never use those dice she just rolled.

[GamerEveryMinute]

Lesson learned, don't let mothers play D&D...

[NefastaNera]

BISOGNA CAMBIARE DE VOIS

[HopeSplatter001]

lmao That totally happened to me when I played for the first time. Minus the red eyes. And the floating/zooming around stuff. And defeating the orc, it was a group of winter wolves.

D&D is the shit!

[BaxterXenon]

Mom: I remember the Robby the Bobby from down the street, he started playing the Dungeons and the Dragons and quit school and killed himself from his drug habit!

Friend in green shirt: What!? No i didn't!!

Me:????????

[UniversalTruths]

? She didn't need to roll to hit?

[Rabenritter]

@UniversalTruths A "Magic Missile" automatically hits.

[Arikiel]

Dude your mom is hot..... possibly due to the hellfire shooting from her eyes.

[Perkyguy]

I wana see her when she casts her first Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting

[BloodyBay]

@Perkyguy I wanna see her when she casts her first Plague of Undead.

[scotchtapeinasia]

what no i didnt??? lmfao!!!

[scotchtapeinasia]

it only posseses those who dont believe!!

[TenshiKoneko]

and this is why you never invite your mother to play.

[MrSplashes]

LMAO Love it!

[LivonianKnight]

I voted this video down because of the gross misconception of how the church views dungeons and dragons. While there are a few pastors who claim D&D to be a product of Satan, most Christians just ignore the game altogether. In fact, it's the media that doesn't hesitate to talk about someone killing their neighbor's dog while playing D&D but completely forgets to mention the fact that these same people are on drugs at the time of their dog slaying ritual. I'm a Christian, and I play D&D.

[singedcarry]

@LivonianKnight Totally agree... Half the people in my circle of friends who play DnD are Christians. It's not Christians vs DnD it's sensationalist News media desperate for the next big thing to scare housewives.

[rohawksgrl]

D&D, possessing one mother at a time.

[parsonman05]

I guess mom is in to blood orgy !!!

[drifter01z]

i totaly want to play d&d now

[Curas1]

LMAO!

[pistols327]

They had the cheetos but not the moutain dew!!!

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Seems like she is a Warlock :D

[badgervsturtle]

I swear every time this happens it takes like 20 min to clean up

[WMandrola]

"He dropped out of school and killed himself to pay for his drug habit!"

That's a quote to take out of context XD

[wearexiv]

@WMandrola "what? no i didnt!"

[DigiDestined558]

@WMandrola "What? No I didn't." LMAO

[stephenharrisin]

didnt you know all moms can do that

[FFBurst]

wow this is so funny! I am getting in to D&D and it would be HILARIOUS if this happened to one of my friends. Now I am wondering what would happen if this was at a church?

[frogboy7000]

I only ever played D&D, because they told me that my spells would become real. And then, they did. Now, I'm the successful owner of a Fortune 500 company, living a life of luxury in Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.

[Benanimate]

Why does everyone think this game is for satanists?

[Eskimoss01]

@Benanimate It totally isn't! Why was that stupid rumor started?

[DFTheNightmare]

@Benanimate Because it involved magical incantations which hyper-religious people saw as imitating black magic rituals, and the game as a front to get children to participate in such rituals after joining a satanic cult.

...yeah.

[BloodyBay]

@Benanimate Because Jack Chick wanted a legion of very gullible people to read his silly little Chick tracts back in the 80's, so out came the sensationalist scapegoating drivel. It's hard to believe that anyone could read Dark Dungeons and take it seriously, but evidently some people did.

[mml30339]

well, the reason why this game is frowned upon is cause some kids take it way to seriosly and actually brought props, real ones like real battle ready swords and stuff and some kids got hurt and I think afew even got killed, ever since then everyone hater the game and kept there kids away from it all cause of a few retards decided to bring real weapons, and thats how all this happened

[bvbob1]

i find it funny how the one who disarmed the trap didnt look bothered when the mom went satanic

[eastwing329]

The funny thing is, this was true. People thought that DnD players were satanists. Idiots.

[fablefan9515]

This is why we listen to the inanimate flickering box kids

[Rasputan151030]

WE PLAY

[WholesomeBurn]

..... I CAST EXPIDEOUS RETREAT AND GTFO OF THERE!

[Kaosusoshi]

I did not expect that ending.

[bolthole]

haha stupid orc



[3lvewyn]

Oh, also I agree with tarikcloudtc, please tell us the name of that song or where it's from.

[3lvewyn]

It's clear she read the Expanded Psionics Handbook :D

She must be a wilder!

[Kort76]

67 people don't like bunko.

[drewcox010101]

This is pardué, he's a holy man.

[emrdarry]

@drewcox010101 mazes and monsters for the win

[ZaneBarrow]

She failed a will save from both the TV and the game...

...This is what happens when Wisdom is your dump stat.

[wraithspirits]

65 people killed themselves to pay for their drug habbit

[bladebreaker10]

if i were at a friends house and this happend id be like "oooooook see you at school timmy cuz im out"

[peonu1]

guess i should be 8 to get a chuckle out of this garbage.

[WICTheSeries]

If you guys like D&D then you will definitely looove this webseries called Walking In Cirlces! Its an epic adventure about dragons n stuff! Check it out if you get some time! youtube/wictheseries

[tarikcloudtc]

omg that the name of the music for when sh turns all evil! I MUST KNOW!

[TheW1ldcard]

Christ.

First of all, This is amazing.

Second of all, Just replace "D&D" with "Video games" and there's todays "Issue"

[blackhoofs]

wtf the ending was so werid.... ASWOME :D

[duhstydncg]

@GamersforJesus: dude, why did u post that here? I'm a christian and I still think that's a bit much with the paragraph of scripture on a vid about D&D.

[TheSpeedy0504]

I hate it when people act like that. cause i have actually been told that i am a satanist for playing D&D. also there is no reason why a person can't have a life and play D&D both. Anyway great video that shows up a lot of duche bags

[samler1000]

wanna se her use meteor swarm ^^

[Livingscenary]

How did she know about the blood orgies? o_o

[GenericAsianBoyLTD]

Well... Ummm.... This never happens when I play....

[TheNexosVen]

@GenericAsianBoyLTD Happens to me all the time.

[gregoryvn3]

Still hilarious! :D

[95darkelf]

i've seen more violent dms

[MrTofu28]

62 people have lives

[Magikchipmunk]

LIAR!!!! YOU USED YOUR MAGIC TO MAKE ME FORGET!

[mason0190]

I see why it's called Floating Hands Studio

[BehemothStudios7]

Ugh, I wish people played D&D around here (rural backswamp). >_<

At least me and two of my friends are talking about perhaps getting some of the rulebooks and giving it a shot, and I have two other friends who I might be able to rope in, maybe. But we'd all be newbs... *sigh*

[10tylerkruse]

@BehemothStudios7 I would like to play but now here plays too ....lol :#

[Morahman7vnNo2]

Ha ha ha, that's one Mad Mamma!

[KefkeWren]

I don't know whether to love the funny, or hate the implied Lucifer. XD

[Rinnexn]

HA, My mom was so different, hell she is are DM (I'm 13 so don't think I'm a creepy guy still living with my mom).

[slickmaster44]

@Rinnexn Hahahahahahaha my dad is sometimes the DM for me and my friends and sometimes my mom plays (again, I'm 14, so not creepy either!)

[halfdragonhal]

it happen's

[villanelo1987]

I'm proud to say that I still play 2.5! Really, really proud! xD

... and yes, I've seen this reaction in new players one or two times :p

[MyLittleEmoKid]

where is the commercial that she watched?

[niceshotjones]

that was one weak ass orc if he got screwed by a magic missle, in no edition does magic missle do nearly enough damage to drop some one unless its a minion

[roninshinobi]

She wouldn't have turned evil if she had used Magic Missile to attack the darkness

[DavidCEberhart]

magic missle reference to 2 -3 ed of D and d as such no need for a board. All the playing is in your mind. Ah the good old days,

[5909Evan]

dumbest think i have ever seen

[octopus9991]

60 people actualy think dnd is a cult

[Amycus89]

whats the name of the music starting at 1:57?

[mark4050]

The Mom must have watched Mazes and Monsters on the TV...

[KakkoVenezuela]

LMAO!!!!!!! What a nice mom! Arcane Rullez!!!!!

[thegamemonkey1]

lol my mom plays D&D with us :D

[MillenniumRequiem]

LOL. My freind is like that mom.

[Cardgamesordie]

...where's the board!?

[SuperGoliath89]

@Cardgamesordie Older editions of D&D didn't really use game mats and boards that often. It's something that's really only been implemented within the last few editions.

[rubiethefiredragon]

MWAHAHAHAHA

[PsyTranz]

YEA! There's something to be afraid of!

YOU moving your hands without arms and speaking without mouth!!

[RatHett]

@PsyTranz just like rayman ^_^

[CalmingRainStorm]

uh... why don't the people have mouths?

[ShadowGear7]

it was prolly a minion....

[crossedge]

He should have rolled her a monk.

[Loppzen]

She got hyper for just 1 kill ;)

[Ido013]

See that's why mothers should never play D&D it's surely going to possess that mother! Please play responsibly.

[shockywatt]

magic missle is not for characters not in the epic tier

[darkfuzzy1111]

lololol



[BunrakukenIII]

55 concerned mothers were here.

[vuumbleman]

Darkness beware! There's Magic Missiles afoot!

[Vexild]

lol... now i definetly wanna learn to play D&D xDD

[Lavakoizombieballs]

@Vexild Best decision you'll ever make.

[niceshotjones]

i thought i would change the comment count yay

[doombybbr]

she shouldn't have chosen evil alignment.

[mikk7726]

if just i could make MY mom playing. That would be awsome!

[halfNERD17]

bullshit. magic missile does 2d4 damage + intelligence modifier damage so the orc would have to be a drudge or a warrior to be killed with one shot and therefore bring a LOT more than 5 guys to bring down 4 adventurers

[Saibrock]

@halfNERD17 Never heard of DM Magic?

[BubblesTheMushroom]

coolest mom ever

[himonightbreeze]

Something about the guy saying "I use my broadsword!" is really effin' funny to me.

[MrCharizardlover]

Ok...

[Callecutta]

Well this was boring.

[CommanderKylins]

What the hell is this mother... Doesn't she know how to act in front of her son's friends? For a start, not to insult them and call him a baby... man what the heck...

[SuperGoliath89]

@CommanderKylins Really? This is what stood out to you as "odd" about this vid?

[CommanderKylins]

@SuperGoliath89 Well which mom does this? Mine would never do such a thing...

[RobloxJrjrman]

LET THE POWER PENATRATE YOU RANDLE LET IT PINATRATE YOU!

if you wach the lazor collection you'd git it

[kungfudemoness]

XD my moms our cleric she blown whole campaigns by saying" how thick are the walls?"

[Valolth]

NOOO!!! Not the poor d4!

[CyberPirate83]

Good ending ^__^

[bunnygirle26]

Lol this is pretty funny lol

[mltcm8]

And THAT'S why I don't let my parents play.

[pokefan68]

hmmm from the looks of things i'd say her character was a psion/wizard

[XT4N5K1X]

haha watch the clock

[3d6band]

That is fantastic!  Magic missile FTW!!

[vjm3]

I'd cast "charm" on his mom and sex her up.

[DustInTheWind64]

Raymen!!!

[jigaboon]

my mom taught me how to play dungeons and dragons...I've been dm'ing for 9 years...

[skulzone]

This happened to me

[ShiningforceHero]

she got overwhelmed by the POWER OF THE MAGIC MISSILE!

[Maxitmime]

@ShiningforceHero Totally understandable!

[mtflannery89]

Rofl my mom is like this except she doesnt play

[Hreinn91]

mothers, they so dumb

[SukoshiKoneko]

I play DnD and im a christian Q.Q Im sorry we arent all crazy x'D

[MrMalikLucius]

@SukoshiKoneko I am, too; It'd be more fun that way. ;)

[RocknForJesus]

That was awesome.

[dennieguitargod]

WHAT HAPPEND TOO THE SANDWICHES???

[MrNemitri]

lol this is so funny, I wasnt expecting that little twist at the end!

[UBTrolling23]

im a d&d fan can some1 tell these christians 2 get off my back im not a sanitanest im a athest doh.

[kervin1693]

@UBTrolling23 are you an ass hole atheist? satanists dont worship satan they are just ass hole atheists who exist solely for themselves and let the rest of the world rot. >.> might be why they call you a satanist just a guess though, they could just be idiots.

[KrIItzZ]

@kervin1693

Actually Atheists don't belive in religon you idiot.

[kervin1693]

@KrIItzZ first of all, they dont believe in god and as an extension religion, idiot. second of all i was half joking but every thing i said was factual before you try to insult people know what youre talking about

[leonid1995]

@kervin1693 Wikipedia is your friend. And before you ask- yes, I'm an atheist.

[DSween3]

LOL! DnD is for fags

[kimx1636]

@DSween3 LOL! so is muse. :P

[YellowLambda]

pisses me off how all of these insane uber conservative religious groups claim that fucking cultists are the only ones that play DnD and that your kids will go to hell for fucking witchcraft. my mother is one of those stupid people and doesnt like me playing it, just because a poor guy in Virginia's mom went crazy after he committed suicide and blamed DnD for his death.

[wasabi1787]

i laffed

[Totemicwolf]

lol! I hope they don't still say its the devils game? They were saying that 25 years ago when I started. haven't made a pact with the devil yet. nor have any animals been sacrificed before we started.... tho a good dose of epic heavy metal b4 play was always in order heh.

[Vorgoth911]

@Totemicwolf

meh I've never played D&D, but yeah they pretty much do that with every new form of entertainment, Books/Plays/Movies/TV/Videogam­es/Boardgames etc. rather annoying, especially as a christian really get on my nerves.

[KuhoinX]

why would u need to roll the dice for casting magic missile on orcs? i dont think orcs have spell resistance anyway

[YellowLambda]

@KuhoinX you still have to see how much damage the spell does. its not just insta kill.