Platypus I Hate You - Greenday

[TheMusicFan1297]

What a sick song..!

[nontalentedkid123]

It's Green Day not Greenday big difference

[denrobinaawieanders]

energy!

[ZigZyHD]

640 ppl just mite b gay.

[Aretureuh]

@ZigZyHD You are

[nontalentedkid123]

@ZigZyHD If you don't like this song then why did you look it up?

[ZigZyHD]

@nontalentedkid123 nvvr sed i ddnt, but it gets old

[Kaitlyn102798]

.....but what did the platypus do?:(

[DjTranzollo]

i don't know why green day dedicated a song to justin gayber... XD good job green day i love you!!!!!!!

[tedipula]

I HATE JEW, I HATE JEW!

[ObamaDNigg]

@tedipula

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[tedipula]

@ObamaDNigg hahah come in croatia and tell me that in face! hahahahahaha

[tommather129]

@tedipula learn the english language then respond!

[tedipula]

@tommather129 :*** i love you! <3

[tommather129]

@tedipula love you too *******!

[xXktylerpXx]

I love how they are basically saying, you have cancer. Good, now die from it.

[LiLveveHardcore]

Green Day is two fucking words. !

[mdog123451]

@LiLveveHardcore Very good! Youve been paying attention in nursery school. You get a gold star for the day you dip shit.

[duckling109876]

cuz i ate you.

[DenisseNimrod]

Well, time to show this to my aunt and say, "I consider this an early Christmas gift. Congrats."

[rokkarokkaali]

funny part is, I'm talking to the girl i like O.o

[TheExploitedNirvana]

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock-smoking, mother-fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die, HEY!

[dundeerox]

14people got pissed on

[EthanDangerfield249]

This one goes out to you Steph, hate ya babe!

[ZOMGItsSkeffry]

@MykeMetyll regift? Regift what? Forgive me if I'm missing an obvious point, for I am blonde. :)

[rokkarokkaali]

@ZOMGItsSkeffry he wants another gift

[Baioretta]

Why "Platypus" ? xD

[PunkPried]

@Baioretta Why not ? ^^

[tommather129]

@Baioretta he always wanted to call a song 'platypus' for some reason so he called this song platypus and put the i hate you part in backets.

[Mfz99]

Guys of my School - I Hate you son of bitchs >:(

[dundeerox]

I'd like to strangle you

And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull

When you go down

Head first into the ground

I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

[ZOMGItsSkeffry]

I dedicate this song to basically everyone who hates green day, my parents who say I shouldn't listen to Green Day, and all the ppl who dont believe Green day can solve any problem with their music.

[MykeMetyll]

@ZOMGItsSkeffry

I appreciate it, but I'll be regifting.

[Mariorox10]

14 people are:

Dickheads

Fuckfaces

Assholes

and/or

cock smoking

mother fucking

dirty twats

[purplesodapop]

@Mariorox10 You forgot "waste of semen"

[Mariorox10]

@purplesodapop o sory

[MrZzachariah13]

Dickhead

Fuckface

Cock-smoking

Motherfucking

Asshole

Dirty twat

Waste of semen

I hope you die

[JadedWhatsername]

dedicated to Greg. ;)

[TheIllegalKind]

wat did perry the platypus do to you Billy Joe??? Is someone you know dr.doofensmritz

[tigragon908]

I told my friend to listen to this song.

the next day, I asked him if he liked it & he said "I dunno. my mum beat me & then threw me out the window."

[TheFacelessK]

Greenday has 1 good album and its nimrod

[NiTroEvolution9]

Green day sing I Hate You but I love you Green day!!=D

[radiance370Z]

Dickhead.Fuckface.CockSmokin.M­otherFuckin.Asshole.DirtyTwat.­WasteOfSemen.I.HopeYouDie... HEY!

[Andy23497]

Dickhead, Fuckface, Cocksmoking Motherfucking Asshole, Dirty twat, Waste of Semen, I hope you die.

[DRUG54R3HUG5]

i wish they'd bring back their punk sound.

[hoodboy27565]

@minun1500

be careful, the fanboys will dislike it more to make the comparison more flattering.

[aoifepower18]

@minun1500 since when did jb have a dick????

[Theboss212122]

sending to ex........NOW!

[TheNathanNS]

I dedicate this to every asshole i ever come across :)

[uatemypie]

this just sounds like white album era beatles to me.

[Flip22023]

I kinda hate those people attaching the song to that stupid bird called Perry, just because that bird's name is Perry the Platypus. This isn't Disney fucking Channel...

[callibug1]

@Flip22023 A platypus is an aquatic mammal, not a bird. They don't even have any birdlike qualities.

[WhiteKitKat12]

@minun1500 saying he has a dick of any size is inaccurate

[Mrpielover66]

@minun1500 damn straight :)

[13altrockmusic]

Perry! Perry the Platypus!

.....I couldn't help myself. :)

[greendayrocksmuch]

Blink kinda rip this off on their new song...

[VFloresTalent]

@greendayrocksmuch rlly? wuts the songs name?

[greendayrocksmuch]

@VFloresTalent Hearts all gone i think...i don't know...kinda same...but not totally rip off..

[craigstevens07]

I love this fucking song

[MrsGreenDay123]

GREEN DAY ROCK!!!

P.S Billie if you're reading this, PLEASE PLAY SONISPHERE 2012!!!!!!!!

<3

[ziza45]

@randomrando2012 always thought i was the only one who loved shenanigans!!! it is also on my top 3!!

[skullzandbows]

dickhead fuckface cock smoking mother fucking asshole dirty twat waste of semen I HOPE YOU DIE <3 gotta love billie :D

[charmanderstail]

wtf shit quality

[suppertimeman123]

DEAR DAD STARTING FROM THE BIEGINING OF THIS SONG IT ALL GOUES OUT TO YOU

[kingdom7777777]

Dude i would not fuck with a platypus! they are deadly as fuck! those fuckers are poisonous!

[funnyfacerful]

i have always sorta dismissed greenday in the past, but this is awesome

[15asterisk]

see 2:45

[GameXdominator]

@15asterisk fuck off bitch, why listen to the song just to write a shitty, un-thought out comment, if you're gonna diss a song at least do it creatively

[15asterisk]

@GameXdominator TROLLOLOLOLO U MAD? PROBLEM? lol lol lol lol lol lol

[15asterisk]

seee #t=02m01s

[XxCR7xX1]

I hope perry never sees Billie in real life

[GirlyPowwah]

That title is hilarious. xP

[shelloz09]

@randomrando2012 :D

[lollipop101101]

all i hear is ahhh ohh whaa whooo whoawoah whoakfjdkfd....

words of true hatred.

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

@lollipop101101 All i see is a dumb shit that doesn't realize he is spamming his comments.

[lollipop101101]

all i hear is ahhh ohh whaa whooo whoawoah whoakfjdkfd....

words of true hatred.

[lollipop101101]

all i hear is ahhh ohh whaa whooo whoawoah whoakfjdkfd....

[Chanzo4BillieJoe]

dude, Green Day is TWO words :)

[Brigister]

When he says "I hate you", it sounds like billie is sneezing, you know "achoo"

[246chococat]

@Brigister

lol i used to think that he sais "cause i eat sh*t"

[Brigister]

@246chococat i thought that too once :/ but the sneeze is fucking awesome :D

[jrock253]

@321jab Perry the Platypus? Really? Does Green Day work for Doofenshmirtz?

[xxAlexxMariexx]

When he says "Cause i Hate You"... it sounds like hes saying "Cause...and then he sneezes. ACHOO

[MattHazlettTV]

"I always wanted to name a song "Platypus" and the song recalls "I hate you", so that would be boring just to call it "I Hate You"" - Billie Joe Armstrong.

[FridgeMice]

I direct people to this song when they say greenday aren't punk, and im not going to sit here and say all of their songs are but all in all they are a punk alternative band to me! GD 4EVER!

[SuperBassplayer2]

@321jab the other three are the jonas brothers

[beingepicisepic]

wonder what would happen if i sang this on the last day of school.....

lol XD

[GreenGray555]

11 people are [insert song lyrics here]

[FastForwardFolkert]

they said billie didn't hate the platypus, he just wanted a song with the title platypus :-)

[HEATofEAST92]

platypuses are venomous, billie joe better be careful.

[DarkVoidize]

That platypus musta been a real douche.

[StealingTrousers]

Hell. He really hates the platypus. I hope I never have to meet it ...

[KaneEvolution123]

@skakky That is a horrible pun. It made my night and made me bust out in laughter.  Kudos.

[energee41]

I dedicate this to every asshole in my school.

Dear various hypocrites, douchebags, and bitches: I hate you! >:D

[FadizzleWizzler]

@energee41 A-FUCKING-MEN

[trevrocks62]

Billie doesn't have any thing against platipie ( plural of platypus ).in the recovery tv interview he said he always wanted to name a song platapus.

[Davidzinuhaha]

11 people are a

Dickhead

Fuckface.

Cock smoking.

Motherfucking.

Asshole.

Dirty twat.

Waste of semen.

[ike22331]

he must really hate that platypus

[TheFunkiller3]

@ncaafootball123321 Nothing x.x

[TheFunkiller3]

@ncaafootball123321 HO!

[msudave54]

11 people are waste of semen and Billy Joe hopes they die.

[TheUncharted331]

yup that did the trick i feel better

[EinHamsterx3]

Dickhead. Fuckface. cock smoking. mother fucking. asshole. dirty twat. waste of semen. I hope you die.

AMEN !

[TheFunkiller3]

11 people are dickheads, fuckfaces, cock smokings, mother fucking assholes, dirty twats, wastes of semen.

I hope they die.

[SasuNaru82]

I hate you Perry the Platypus!!!!!!!!! >_<

[mabyejeter]

@SasuNaru82 its curse you perry the platypus

gosh

get it right dr douchenshit

[WishesSailorMoon]

=D

[666lol420]

woww this is the album that inspired me to start playing

[ProtoRush]

Heavy lyrics of hatred in this song. I love it!!!! This is PUNK at its finest!!!!!

[StrangerRandom]

Who be calling this song Pop-Punk?

No this song is Hardcore Punk.

It's fast, loud, power-chords and shouting vocals.

This song = Punk.

[noodlegirl99]

WARNING: Don't listen to this song if you are depressed.

[Lewwyy1234]

@noodlegirl99 Why not?

This song makes me happy!

[noodlegirl99]

@Lewwyy1234 xD Same here, I don't know why, but it does..honestly, anything Green Day makes me happy:P

[Lewwyy1234]

@noodlegirl99 YAY for Green Day! :)

[noodlegirl99]

@Lewwyy1234 :)

[fromdaghettowithlove]

I wonder what the platypus did to piss him off like that.

[Petrrise]

@fromdaghettowithlove He like platypus but he always wanted to call some song platypus..and this was just an opportunity, this song is for some journalist

[jtoatoktoe]

@fromdaghettowithlove The song is about a writer who use to love Green Day and said he always would. When they signed with Reprise he started trashing them angering Billie Joe. So he wrote this song for him. They guy died before it came out on Nimrod.

[fromdaghettowithlove]

@jtoatoktoe Thank you, I knew it wasnt about a platypus, I was making a joke.

[skakky]

@fromdaghettowithlove its platypush'ed him around ;)

[swhseaglehandler]

@fromdaghettowithlove Platypus was added because "I Hate You" sounded too hateful and mean.

[SuperBassplayer2]

@fromdaghettowithlove nothing he made the song then relized he aways wanted to name a song platapus.

[woodXstocksXhoe]

11 people are the platypus....

[twilight085]

LOVE THIS FREAKIN SONG!

dickhead fuckface , cock-smokin motherfuckin asshole dirty-twat, waste of semen, i hope you die !! :D

[brearleygirl121212]

Omigod this song is epic! This is Green Day's best album in my opinion...

[rockersdawg7]

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,

dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die :D

[ThexNerd]

@rockersdawg7 Harsh man... :''(

[rockersdawg7]

@ThexNerd just the lyrics :P

[ThexNerd]

@rockersdawg7 I know :P

[rockersdawg7]

"This song will not be allowed to be printed in the lyric sheet because of lawyer problems due to my potty mouth" - Billie Joe Armstrong xD Green Day FTW!

[Padgeify]

wow its been so long i think this song reactivated the green day switch repressed in my brain for sooo long :D

[wizzi0]

this song is about Tim Yohannan.

[AlexHedgie]

Oh mah gawd! I sang this song to my ex-friend...

Me: Hey!

Her: Hey...

Me: You know what...your a...Dick head, fuck face, cock-smokin, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste if semen...I HOPE YOU DIE!!!

Her: D:

[TheSimpsonsFanGirl]

@AlexHedgie oh I'd love to sing this to an ex-friend of mine..........

[AlexHedgie]

@TheSimpsonsFanGirl

I sing many songs to her...like Reject, or Ha Ha You're Dead! XD She looked at me today cuz I sang Ha Ha You're Dead, and told me to die in a hole...I was like: Nah, I'd rather die in a horrific car accident, so I wont have to see your face again...(:<

[TheSimpsonsFanGirl]

@AlexHedgie haha! omigod one of my bffs and I scream Ha Ha You're Dead in Math class almost everyday XD

[courtneyhoppusdelong]

And nimrod is the best album by far :D

[punkrockeur13]

GREAT SONG!! green day forever!!

[biggesttwilghtfaneva]

I  LOVE NIMROD SO MUCH!!

Fuck Dookie,THIS is their best album by far :)

[GeekStinkBreath737]

@biggesttwilghtfaneva yes yes this is my favorite album

[WishesSailorMoon]

@biggesttwilghtfaneva Dookie is still good. Don't hate

[biggesttwilghtfaneva]

@WishesSailorMoon you may have misunderstood me ..I meant "fuck dookie" as in many people say Dookie is their best album..I LOVE Dookie but Nimrod is unbelievably EPIC!!!

[annthuhknee]

now THIS is green day!

[AlexHedgie]

This song goes towards someone I hate!

[WestonBVB]

Dickhead, Fuckface, Cock smoking, Mother fucking asshole dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die 

[courtneyhoppusdelong]

My friend might be leaving the school this year so we plan on playing this song at assembly for her farewell gift to the teachers ;D

[LiLGMONEYY]

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH NIMROD AND KERPLUNK R MY FAV ALBUMS

[101girlscouts]

I hate the platypus as much as the next person but damn!

[KNOWYOURIDIOT]

i played this at my school talent show. suspended for a week. THANK YOU ;D

[geoffery52]

I showed 1:29 to 1:35 to my brother and he said that this was probably the most aggressive song he's ever heard.... I lol'd at him....

[fromdaghettowithlove]

... as if the platypus doesnt get laughed at enough.

[theletsplayer91]

whats you guys's favorite old school green day song? mines probably either going to pasalacqua or longview

[xKettcar]

@theletsplayer91

King for a day!!!!!

and basket case

[fromdaghettowithlove]

@theletsplayer91 The whole Dookie and Nimrod CDs

[Xpiredband]

@theletsplayer91 paper lanterns and who wrote olden caulfield

[TheJayman213]

@theletsplayer91 Going to Pasalacqua, 2000 light years away, When I come around... The One i want, 80, Basket Case.... i can't really make up my mind =/

[courtneyhoppusdelong]

Grr I hate talking to 'green day' fans who's favourite songs are 21 guns or American idiot(even though they are both great songs). I was talking to a 'fan' the other day and they asked what my favourite song was and I said that at the moment it was platypus(I hate you). The person just laughed and told me it wasn't even a song and I was just joking!!! >:|

[crazier10]

@courtneyhoppusdelong i totally agree there old stuff is the real deal

[xKettcar]

who the fuck is platypus?

[theletsplayer91]

@xKettcar platypus isnt really anyone. billie joe said in an interview that "he always wanted to write a song and call it platypus." and he said that i hate you was just too boring

[xKettcar]

@theletsplayer91

very interresting .... thx

green day forever!! \m/

[PETERGREENDAY100]

hehehe

[fawkes141]

hey don't be hating perry the platypus

i luv GREENDAY!!!!!!

[greendaychick2115]

uhhh... why is the song called Platypus I Hate You??? :/

i get the I Hate You part...but why Platypus?

o.O

luv the song btw.

[JoyfullMeansLovefull]

Listend to it all day.

Stupid tv won't work.

[88deathguy]

I'm gonna email this to Justin Beiber's youtube >:)

[beingepicisepic]

this comes up alot in the things i should look at....hmm... must know that this is one of my favorite songs......XD

[DelilahtheSpider]

Doofenshmirtz's song to Parry.