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  • the tune at 3.50 the renegade master. not sure who did it but i remember the tune from way back

  • "What would your old mum say about that?"

    "Fuck me!"

    "Wish I'd met her!"

    ROTFLMAO!! Funniest movie line ever!!

  • Love this film

    Does anyone know the tune at 3:50??

    soo badass

  • Looooooooool @ 4:16 IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY **Like If U think Is funny**

  • 5 people got beat up by guards

  • I have same eyebrows as that old man .... Is embarrassing sometimes

  • i lmfao when that fat guy tried the overhead kick

  • old man : wat wud your mum say ?

    meehan : Fuk me

    old man : whish i'd of met her

    hahahaha i just clicked on wat he ment haha that sly old dog haha

  • he's an ooowlll `.´

    OWL `.´

  • Govenors eyebrows are nasty ones :)

  • whats the name of the song?? its amazing

  • What's the song when Danny is kicking the wee ball around?

  • dis movie is like da longest yard same story only football

  • @KING99001 Only better because its real football and not american football.

  • THE Director is a fan of Dune aparently

  • vinny "the cooler king" jones 

  • i would of saved that black guy aswell(sorry if i was being racsit)

  • STOP IT SOMEONE STOP HIM

  • what would you mom say?

    fuck me!

    wish i'd met her...

    LOL

  • i cant take those eyebrows!!!

  • jones looks good with a beard

  • have you got any hobbies LOL

  • 7:20 always cracks me up, it's like "yaay saab time! ^__^" then all of a sudden, it turns to "on second thought, i'll walk"

  • OMG the fatest guy on the team has more skill and stamine than the skinny one's

  • much better than the rip off film the longest yard full of yanks was surprised the fuckers didnt win the second world war during the fucking film

  • @twenty1forty1 this film was made after the longest yard. Many years afterwards

  • 1:32 showed he cared about him

  • what `s name song 04:00 ?

  • At least Mean Machine was better than that American crap.

  • yeah, anyone can play american football, but you actually have to have some motoric skills to play football well..

  • any cunt does acid in the slammer is asking for a fucked up time...

  • lol seriously.... bad idea.

  • True never heard of it's use in prison

  • -Where are your manners? What would your old mom say?

    -Fuck me

    -Wish Id met her

    hahahaha

  • Omid overhead kick lol

  • Is it just me that gets goosebumps when Mr Hator starts on Massive with his racism and physical abuse then Vinnie jumps in to help? Music and the fact that this happens makes it feel emotional for me.

  • @GBRSilverDragon yea i think its at that point he gets the prisoners repect

  • you know when masive gets hit does anyone know what song that is

    and did lower down some one said about longest yard

  • 4:16 haha :D

  • on the Channel 4 broadcast last night, he said EW means "Either Way", but means a bet place on this version. Was there a factual error on one of the two?.

  • no it same thing dw about it lol

  • no he's right thers a few times the lines have been changed. like nitro says to ratchet "poxy squad" on 1 and "shitty squad" on the other.

  • and when nitro is talkin to danny in the canteen hes says "top fucking kiddy" on one and on this one he says "top fuckin man"

  • yh i think they just change some of the things they say for u tube i don't know y though

  • Is barry the bookie queer? He seems to fancy the governor.

  • Why have they changed some of the dialogue in this?

  • what from the original ?

    have they?

  • Yeah, loads of it.

  • hi can u send me the artist and the name of the song that goes "if i had wings i would fly away..."

  • Little T & One Track Mike

  • yea who is it done by

  • looks like a cheap version of The Longest Yard..tbh..

  • considering this was brought out before the longest yard, i dont see how that could be possible.

  • rofl retard this film was made before the longest yard so unless adam sandler has a time machine i don't understand how your statement could be true? :/

  • Omg, i get it.

  • no it wasnt the orginal mean machine came out in the mid 70's the 1 u are refering to is a remake with adam sandler this is based on the original longest yard

  • actualy the longest yard made in 1974, starring Burt Reynolds. adam sandler only starred in the remake of the the movie so he doesnt need a time machine

  • It says in the credits at the start that MM is based on the film 'The Longest Yard'.

  • it is lol

  • I know.

    I was clearing something up.

    So thank you to the cunt who thumbed me down.

  • thats messed up beacuse this was released before adam sandlers longest yard.

  • Nobody made any reference to the Adam Sandler version.

  • that might be true, but it was released after the very first longest yard

  • can anybody tell me the name of the song at 1:15

  • can somebody tell me wich song is used @ 2:30 ? thnx

  • 'Ooh La La', by the 'Wise Guys'.

    Cheers!

    Valkyrie Ziege Mourne

  • thnx a lot !

  • can u tell me all the songs on a list please mail me xx

  • have u ever heard about google?

    try with mean machine soundtrack

    quite difficult, but YOU CAN!

  • "I think we gnna ave 2 work no dem stamina ladz"

    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooL

  • those eyebrows are driving me mad i just wanna shave them off

  • yea lol in every movie he's in

  • A.C.A.B

  • This theme when the guy beats this other guyis taken from 28 days later. john murphy did music for both movies. i love jason statham.

  • What a classic... i thunk were gonna have to work on the stamina lads... lol :D

  • And calm down with the dramatic music Director, it's not Gone With Thr Wind.

  • Mate the music in this movie rocks!

  • seca la pelicula

  • nice "the great escape" reference with the ball tricks in the cell

  • Well done I was wondering who all would catch that

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