Data can count cards and fix the deck with no one noticing, Geordi can see through the backs for other people's hands, and Troi can sense a bluff, yet Riker always wins. But he lost to Shelby in "Best of Both Worlds" and spent the rest of the episode sulking. My theory is that his usual shipmates always let him win because they know he'd be impossible to work with otherwise.
If no one plays the first speaker gets to choose their opponent... Worf tends to bet and fold... Everyone except Wesley and Worf cheat... The Captain always observes... Geordi folds everything... Beverly is good at predicting the next hand... Data always stacks the deck against Worf and also tends to show cards... Wesley folds when he is told to 'Shut up'... Worf always has wild cards... and Wesley always goes bankrupt!
@AngryChamois He's Ambassador Loquel (not a Cardassian) from the second episode of Season 7 of TNG, called "Liaisons." :) Quite a good episode, if I do say!
"Shut up, Wesley" never gets old!
SawdustProductions 3 days ago
1 person got shipped to a transport ship
thephan26 3 weeks ago
Why play poker in a society that has no concept of money?
TheLackofattack 3 weeks ago
Stephen Hawking's poker face? Pfffttt, Lady Gaga has a better poker face than that.
garamonde 1 month ago
Einstein laughs at Hawking's "poker face". made my day!
kakashi76767 1 month ago 4
Dear Youtube
There is a dislike on this video
Fix this
Nitroglycerine1000 2 months ago 3
I raise fifty and....FOLD
funkmastahgdawg 2 months ago 7
Guy eating random nuts.. hahah
justin15677 3 months ago
I love how Geordi's beard keeps vanishing and reappearing.
alexthetrekkie111 3 months ago in playlist More videos from GeneralGrin 3
This is epic.
SuperNiceteeth 4 months ago 3
LOL, Good one!
omegaman7769 4 months ago
5:31
Apperantly Issac does not want to shave his Newton Balls :P
Trekkieish 4 months ago 3
By making fun of Steven Hawking's "Poker Face"... YOUVE JUST COMMITTED AN ACT OF UTTER BARBARITY!!!!!! WELL DONE XD
theryanmarler 4 months ago 5
The guy keeps shoving food in his mouth hahahahha
mdc0rqj 4 months ago
General Grin, this guy is incredible. why not take a few pointers from him. drop the American Dad stuff.
chris4evilpresident 5 months ago
"What!?"
tb342 5 months ago
"No Worf.....But yes"
darklight1030 5 months ago in playlist darklight1030's Favorited Videos
"These wildcards make it difficult to know exactly what is in my hand.."
Anarchyffan 5 months ago
@Anarchyffan
I love that lne. Its hillarious ;-)
JustinLRyan 4 months ago
lol Newton's response hahaha
degafreak98 5 months ago
ROFL Worf is such a prick sometimes
joe84au 5 months ago
This is pro.
CommonOddity 5 months ago
Worf: "To a Klingon a d**k is a symbol of Commander Riker"
I guess Will is an intergalactic sex symbol! bahahaha lol
ascend501 5 months ago
if you were not a woman i would disembowel you right here
didn't even notice it was edited
zzxcvb98 5 months ago 3
Well, I'm pretty sure now that I'm gay.
WalrusDoom 5 months ago
1 person folded too many times.
Carl43a 5 months ago
Data to Hawking: "Is that what is known as a poker face?" Hahahaha
SOLSEKTORde 5 months ago
Geordi: Fold
Riker: What?
deltaray3 5 months ago
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*looks at Hawking* "Is that what is known as a poker face?"
LMAO!
lackofclass 5 months ago
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lackofclass 5 months ago
7:35 lol F*(k you data.
jimbox114 5 months ago
Data can count cards and fix the deck with no one noticing, Geordi can see through the backs for other people's hands, and Troi can sense a bluff, yet Riker always wins. But he lost to Shelby in "Best of Both Worlds" and spent the rest of the episode sulking. My theory is that his usual shipmates always let him win because they know he'd be impossible to work with otherwise.
aperson22222 5 months ago 17
Masterful editing here.
squingy44 5 months ago 2
"What?!"
PQNY 5 months ago
F***you Data. LOL 7:33
omlal1981 5 months ago 5
hahaha that was incredible
xXDissolvedGirlXx 5 months ago
Like like like! Back on track General! :)
MrBCorp 5 months ago
shut up wesley!
pickering86 5 months ago
He can captain a starship, but can't understand poker. Shame...
Ripplin 5 months ago
"You have been cheating all along!"
"No, Worf ... but yes"
star8472 5 months ago 4
Must be a quantum poker table with that many people popping in and out. Very Trek. :D
coldwave007 5 months ago 4
These wild cards, it is difficult to know what is exactly is in my hand.
TheCommanderNZ 5 months ago 6
SHUT UP WESLEY!! O_O
Redliner500 5 months ago
Time to BLEEEP a pigeon!! lmfao,, awesome edit! O_O
Redliner500 5 months ago
lol **** you Data.
jimbox114 5 months ago
So good.
HorschiesKiss 5 months ago
i fold. i mean lol'd...
voidchalice 5 months ago
★★★★★
These videos you make are awesome.
TheMultiGunMan 5 months ago
This is, hands down, one of the best recuts I've ever seen. Definitely subbing to him.
zippolight2002 5 months ago
To a Klingon a &%*(# is a symbol of Commander Riker.
lol
jake42485 5 months ago
Stephen Hawkings' poker face is HILARIOUS
KrystalKobra 5 months ago
i lol'd so many times. :D
v3g374 5 months ago
The greatest poker game of all time!!!!
42underscored 5 months ago
Poker on the Enterprise(what I learned):
If no one plays the first speaker gets to choose their opponent... Worf tends to bet and fold... Everyone except Wesley and Worf cheat... The Captain always observes... Geordi folds everything... Beverly is good at predicting the next hand... Data always stacks the deck against Worf and also tends to show cards... Wesley folds when he is told to 'Shut up'... Worf always has wild cards... and Wesley always goes bankrupt!
tomcatm16 5 months ago
That alien really likes candy.
scockery 5 months ago 3
Hey.... Leto!
...
...
Shut Da Fuck Up!!!
LordPrick 5 months ago
Best .. Shit.. EVER!!!!! I needed the laughs .. Thankyou :))
Bpk83 5 months ago
Keep pressing 6 and Data will never manage to squat that fly :/
KDStudiosLive 5 months ago
That was, absolutely, thrilling!!
I honestly don't know what to say, I was laughing the whole way through.
It's cool there are more guys making TNG Recuts!
Thanks for sharing General G!
TheLastBlueApple 5 months ago
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1:23 5:01 7:04 SHUT UP WESLEY!
omlal1981 5 months ago
"It is inappropriate for you to ask."
"Fuck you, Data"
*Data evils*
xDDD
SirHawkeyeWho 5 months ago 2
5:24 - 5:33 <3
Museite 5 months ago
so much awkwardness!!! i love it
Museite 5 months ago
Press 1 repeatedly for continuous Geordi giggles. he he he he he he he he he
william5000forever 5 months ago
"You have been cheating all along!" "No, Worf. And yes."
Pilaf1984 5 months ago
Worf pwned Stephen Hawking!
wrath231 5 months ago
Rubber Forehead Om Nom Nom guy is awesome.
ExanRev 5 months ago
Is that what is known as a poker face?
Almost pee'd myself laughing at that :D
JSYBen 5 months ago
One of the best all time edits I've seen.
CptSchmidt 5 months ago
Oh, a new member of the recut community. How extraordinary!
recover89 5 months ago
lol at sexism
HToothrot 5 months ago
@HToothrot
Yeah, sexist because he didn't kick her ass.
hennybill23 5 months ago
You are my best friend!
dreamslides 5 months ago
Absolutely thrilling.
satrestudios 5 months ago
SHUT UP WESLEY!
MCMcKinley 5 months ago 46
That is absolutely brilliant!
aawood 5 months ago
wow.. My dear GeneralGrin, you might have found your Master!
You two should work together, sharing ideas and skills
BruderSeth 5 months ago 2
Who's that alien (Cardassian?) dude who's watching?
AngryChamois 5 months ago
@AngryChamois He's Ambassador Loquel (not a Cardassian) from the second episode of Season 7 of TNG, called "Liaisons." :) Quite a good episode, if I do say!
GMJ7 5 months ago
Is that what you call a poker face? lol
hammr25 5 months ago
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DimmedDiamond 5 months ago
Love how every time Wesley trys to talk he is told to shut up.
BobIW2038 5 months ago
One of the best edits ever. It's good this is getting more views.
frankgarrey 5 months ago 22
@frankgarrey that's why I reposted it (with premission from the maker)
this vid deserved more views and thetribblemaker deserves more subscribers
GeneralGrin 5 months ago 15
1:23 5:01 7:04 Shut-up Wesley! LOL! 7:33 ROFL!
omlal1981 5 months ago 2
So they all have to shave their [BEEP] now?
Jerkwad152 5 months ago 3
Data looks at Hawking
"is that what they call a poker face???" haha brilliant
rl1712 5 months ago
"these wildcards...." hahaha
Danny77uk 5 months ago
Cmdr. Riker :"What?!?!" CLASSIC ROFL
william5000forever 5 months ago 2
"I raise fifty. And.... fold."
starschwar 5 months ago 97
@starschwar The smug arrogance of his folding is the mint icing on this celluar peptide cake of awesome.
vipergtsrgt1 5 months ago 4
@vipergtsrgt1 Frosting!!!! I swear I knew that.
vipergtsrgt1 5 months ago