The soilders are like"Hey...a old man shouting...EVERYONE FOLLOW HIM! so then they run past more archers and the archers are like..."FUCK IT IM FOLLOWING HIM!
Denethor(stops Gandolf from hitting him with his useless stick and grabs him by the throat):You will get on your knees for me wizard and suck on my royal stinky little cock.
Gandolf(drops to his knees and sucks on Denethor's cock):mmmph....mmmph!...It tastes so good my lord!
Denethor:Shut up you white haired poof and get back to sucking on my stinky little cock!
This reminds of a paintball match. After the othe team started losing, one of the members screamed ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!, I roflmao at that point.
Yes, Denethor was also a "hero". He wanted the best for Gondor and he loved his people. He had a sword. He also considered to be a wise man. And he don't really hated Faramir nor the "Ranger from the North" (Aragorn), he simple have a low regard of Faramir and he thinked as a Steward he can lead Gondor better than a Ranger.
He failed to do things right, but we feel pity and sorry for him, cuz if things would be better, he would be a great man and leader.
I love how the tower guards didn't care when gandalf beat the shit out of him :)
ZeZombieKiller 2 weeks ago
1:14 TAKE THIS YA LITTLE GREY FOOL!!! I'M WHITE BTW!!!
DarthRushy 1 month ago
"Flee, flee for your live!". Shouted this when the fire alarm went off in our school once. Got detention for a week lol
MrBandicoot91 1 month ago 7
Denethor is my least fav character of this movie. FLEE SAVE YOURSELVES!! *Gandalf finally knocks down the insane chap*
DarthRushy 2 months ago
jajaja Walter Bishop is the king!!! Fringe rulz!
69neal69 2 months ago 4
The soilders are like"Hey...a old man shouting...EVERYONE FOLLOW HIM! so then they run past more archers and the archers are like..."FUCK IT IM FOLLOWING HIM!
TheFlood911 2 months ago
1:09
rachelmortis 3 months ago
Drama Queen
SharkKid42 3 months ago
Fantastic scene. I love how this movie has so many parallels to real life.
buhsnake 3 months ago
Brave Denethor, he bravely ran away! He bravely ran away away! When Danger reared it's ugly head, hee bravely turned his tail and fled etc...
10dmcghee 3 months ago 4
I am a king, and I gave this motivational speech before a big battle to defend my castle, and everybody fled their posts! Why did this happen?
SAOrules 3 months ago 8
the look of contempt on gandalf's face after he hits him is priceless
stump229 3 months ago 4
@stump229
Yep
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Denethor(stops Gandolf from hitting him with his useless stick and grabs him by the throat):You will get on your knees for me wizard and suck on my royal stinky little cock.
Gandolf(drops to his knees and sucks on Denethor's cock):mmmph....mmmph!...It tastes so good my lord!
Denethor:Shut up you white haired poof and get back to sucking on my stinky little cock!
Gimli and Legolas arrive and look shocked!
Gimli:I will suck the most orc cock!
Legolas:And I will suck the most cave troll cock!
vancedev 4 months ago
@vancedev And that's where you come in... to fondle all the balls of the cocks being sucked..... TADA!
MrSonnychristie 4 months ago
Gandalf actually hit denethor with his staf in the movie?... Fuck, I guess it's meant to be a parody.
CrackerXZ 4 months ago
LOL I love the Motivation in the title XD
030terror 5 months ago
MAGNETO VS WALTER BISHOP?
Kaddler 5 months ago
What the hell is Walter Bishop doing there?
TheInunah 5 months ago
Gandalf please save us, come knocking berlusconi
Frawaiii 5 months ago
This reminds of a paintball match. After the othe team started losing, one of the members screamed ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!, I roflmao at that point.
272arshan 5 months ago
so passes denethor, son of ecthelion
love that line
666fuckoffandie 5 months ago
Am I the only person who didn't get what the highest rated comment meant?
RhaegarTargaryen1884 5 months ago
@RhaegarTargaryen1884 You mean the Old Spice reference? ^^
YorkJonhson 5 months ago
@YorkJonhson i dont know i havent ever heard of it
RhaegarTargaryen1884 5 months ago
@RhaegarTargaryen1884 Just look up Old Spice. It's only a funny commercial.
YorkJonhson 5 months ago
Now I understand how Walter Bishop went crazy!!! (excuse mi English)
introspeccionpsique 5 months ago
I would FUCKING throw myself of the White Tower's top if Gandalf told me to.
Josephetsonchien 6 months ago
Denethor was driven mad by the palantir. Read the books people, they are much better then movies.
arthurdent89 6 months ago
You're such a fool Denethor!! lol
Lach1234 6 months ago
Haha ABANDON YOUR POSTS!! FLEE!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! saying that never gets old
IamTrimbler 6 months ago 29
@IamTrimbler
hahah i know !
Loneflufflywolf 6 months ago 2
@Loneflufflywolf he said it with such authority too
IamTrimbler 6 months ago
@IamTrimbler gets even better when Gandalf kicks his ass
SRjugoslavija67 2 months ago
Mithrandir knows how to deal with defeatist weaklings.
}:-D
IggyHazard 6 months ago
Deanathor :djbshfbsfh
Gandolf :WTF
Gandolf continouesly beat's deanathor every wendsday..... :)
SuperDoomsday89 7 months ago
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SuperDoomsday89 7 months ago
Denethor is sooooooooooooooooooo stupid !
pete1210able 8 months ago
LOL PWNED 1:11
42trollmen 10 months ago
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42trollmen 10 months ago
0:17 I love that visual, one of my favorite scenes from the whole movie.
Denethor was not so bad in the books, the books really tell you a lot about why he is the way he is, so you feel more sorry for him then anything.
CamusTheDark 1 year ago 3
@CamusTheDark
Yes, Denethor was also a "hero". He wanted the best for Gondor and he loved his people. He had a sword. He also considered to be a wise man. And he don't really hated Faramir nor the "Ranger from the North" (Aragorn), he simple have a low regard of Faramir and he thinked as a Steward he can lead Gondor better than a Ranger.
He failed to do things right, but we feel pity and sorry for him, cuz if things would be better, he would be a great man and leader.
VigoDoria 9 months ago
Look at your king, now back to me, now back to your king, now back to me
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he had some guts instead of telling you to abandon your posts, he could lead like me
Look down, back up, where are you. You're in a castle, with the man your king could lead like.
What's in your castle? Back at me. It's a tower with your king's subjects.
Look again, the tower is now rubble!
Anything is possible when your king has guts and doesn't abandon the posts.
I'm on a horse
tf2whackyengineer 1 year ago 47
@tf2whackyengineer he's not a king, but a steward
Vyna80 6 months ago
@tf2whackyengineer lol
YDKJ07 4 months ago
@tf2whackyengineer LOL! I TOTALLY AGREE! Just im on a horse to! AND IM CHARGING YOU!
TheFlood911 2 months ago
@tf2whackyengineer art
TheOneSeer 1 month ago
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