Youtube Poop: George's Handsome Volcano Conkers

[coolsimcity4deluxeNe]

Try me!! TEN TEN TEN TEN!!!! Touch my tiny volcano penis!!

[AnimeGirl401]

I laughed so hard at the yu Gi oh part!

It's time to du du du du du du du duel!

[Pikpikaholik]

0:47 - Best song ever.

[mitchellmira13]

Your vid is a favorite on Honiara

[dp24100]

TOUCH MY TINY VALCANO PENIS!!

[jukeboxdude97]

1:58 ........ wtf !? what is that from , respond if you know

[Wolfbane8]

@jukeboxdude97 Please do respond!

[jesscarey411]

This video went viral on Georgia

[Dreigonix]

0:27 Do you perhaps eat Conker's Bad Fur Day for breakfast? 0:55 Alan: It's time to du-du-du-du du-du-du-du-duel! George: GAYYYY! Alan: Lightsaber duel? George: Yes! 1:08 I'm planning to snuff out all of *******, and-- Jeez-ass Christ! 1:20 Tang Tang Tang Tang Touch my tiny volcano penis! 1:49 I'm filling my water with vodka! 2:05 George: Hello, Tyrano! I'm bonkers! Alan: You gay? George: Yes!

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix Why doesn't the Return key work?

[pwnisher1006]

ting ting ting ting, touch my tiny valcano P***s

[Billstiller23]

You're gay!?

[Volvicasaurusalan]

Wow that's really good sentence mixing. In fact at times it's so good at times it sounds like you actually imitated George and Alan instead of actually sentence mixing.

Oh and did Link get eaten by Alan ? I couldn't tell.

[Billstiller23]

Snuff out all the niggers!

[jimbodeek]

@Billstiller23 PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

[jimbodeek]

25 people eat Conker's Bad Fur Day for breakfast.

[jimbodeek]

1:04 George used Force Lightning! It's super effective!

[jimbodeek]

@Grzysweet89 Yes!

[Astrixs2]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

[TheLegendofSuper]

the "no" at the end made me lol

[Dreigonix]

King: Link, send me water!

Link: Water is for fagets!

Link: Oh f***! It's George!

George: Link, you f***ing piece of sh*t! You have no taste in water!

Alan: Apparently.

George: Morshu will keep you hydrated and keep Volvic alive!

[4ester44]

Allen : "I'm planning to snuff out all the niggers , and the -"

George : "PFFFFT , JESUS CHRIST >:O "

Allen: " Ayye-ah ? o.0 e.e"

[5mrmc]

TAME TAME TAME TAME touch my tiny volcano penis

[BlackshotX]

touch my tiny volcano penis

[jonahguitarhero]

I like the beginning part with link, link send me water water is for...

[GamerG0d1337]

I'm planning to snuff out all the nuggets, and the- PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF,

[KennyFilmsOfficial]

Im Filling my wateh with AIDS!

You can't do that!

TRY meee!

[porkchop0fSpaceham]

Hmmm alert that's not a word you're familiar with is it?

[darthflyeroflines]

What's the source of that suavo thing?

[MoonshadowKati]

@darthflyeroflines Funny, I just looked that up. It's from some old cartoon called The Groovenians. Apparently it lasted about 2 months.

[Zachdude1998]

Time to dddddd dooel.

Ehhh??

Lightsaber dooel.

Yes

You've unnderestimated the power of the

Baaannnggg

Hahahahahahahah

[baconcraft]

Dont fuck with meeee.

[MoonshadowKati]

You're gay?

Nnnyes...

[KyogresWrath]

this has to be the funniest volvic poop of all time hahaha

[Vespar957]

deliscious war-tear!! :L

[OshSmoshBGosh]

TINGTINGTINGTING TOUCH MY TINY VOLCANO PENIS.

[SilverNinjaUmbreon]

he ate my favorite game!!!

[miimiiboooo]

@SilverNinjaUmbreon haha

[GlennMagusHarvey]

I am amused at how Tyrannosaurus Alan is an electric creature yet has a ground attack and a colorless attack. Though Volcanicity makes sense to be ground-type, and Rawwwrr makes sense to be colorless.

[trexattack]

im filling my water up with vodkaaah lol

[theLEGOdude2000]

VOAOV

[Jonkovichejag]

Hello Tyran-ran, I'm BONKERS!

Your Gay?!

Yes.....

[YanksCelticsPatsFan]

Anyone know where that Mr. Suavo guy is from?

[BowserTheSecond]

@YanksCelticsPatsFan Some crappy cartoon called "The Groovenians".

[YanksCelticsPatsFan]

@BowserTheSecond Thanks.

[tedzothegreat]

@greglovespuffles who gives a fuck

[1cookiemonsterman]

your destiny is in the dark side chhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! kaboom. XD

[spartankiller650]

"i'm planning to snuff out all the niggers, and th-

"PFFFFT"

"JESUS CHRIST"

[Gregluvspuffles]

0:58

it's not even a yu-gi-oh card it's a pokemon one

[Crappymovies2011]

LMAO i love this

"Touch my tiny volcano penis"XD Classic

[xela12345]

I'M BONKERS!!

[commoe]

I had a seizure

[PooPTuBeNooB]

VoAoV

[professordino1994]

ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!! i found this extremely funny!

[Ledwix]

He's filling his water with an immune system deficiency syndrome?!

[GumboBrigade41]

@Ledwix yes

[BanditOfBandwidth]

Oh fawk. It's George

[GumboBrigade41]

ALERT! ALERT!



[WNSCProductions]

'touch my tiny volcano penis!" i was actually crying with laughter

[Amarox3000]

there were a lot of birds

[LastWish90]

you should'n drink something, while you watch this

[laylajane]

The best YTP I have seen.

[GameMakerBMGf]

I'm filling my water with chocolaticity.

[Kandyman86]

Why do I watch these things while... um, impaired?

[Dipstikk]

"HELLO, TYRANNO! I'M FILLING MY WATER WITH AIDS!"

"YEW CONT DEW THAT!"

"TRY ME!"

Oh god I love you.

[MRtetri5]

BEST ONE EVER XD XD XD XD

[HeadInjuryGamesPro]

ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!

ITS TIME TO DDDDDDDDUEL!

[Pikpikaholik]

@HeadInjuryGamesPro Ehhhhh????

You underestimate the power of the dark si-plzplzpzlpzlpzlpzzplzplzlpz

[Grzysweet89]

@HeadInjuryGamesPro Loight SayBAH Duel?

[Phoohy698]

One of the best ytp's I have ever seen

[G4Cproductions]

this probably took long

[lilj6490]

touch my tiny volcano penis

[LordIncompetent]

Volcano filtered so it's always full of Volcanicity NO

[BlackShadowGir]

@canadianbeeph Jeez-ass Christ!

[canadianbeeph]

"I'm planning to snuff out all of the niggers and-"

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTT"

[stunnerbahgawd]

THIS IS FUCKING MENTAL

[AbridgedPenguin]

Does anyone know where I can find the sound at 0:36 on Youtube?

That dramatic Dun Duuuu-uuuuuuun sound? I really need it! XD

[mrkoridai]

@AbridgedPenguin search for dramatic impact collection and choose the first result. 36's sound should be #3.

[mrkoridai]

GEE SAS CRYST!

[NiPangNiwom]

Conker's bad fur day is the best fucking game ever

[nintendork64]

I need to get some vollov now.

[nintendax12]

Hcjekwkkwilsjwjqnsjkaksjxfucks­hitkillmattdamon

[Jonkovichejag]

IM BONKERS!

[RipaMoramee1]

Almost died.....that was epic

[bwu1796]

JESUS CHRIST!

[thefishyswa]

0:44 Take it to the fridge!

[Tirgo69]

HELLO MR-

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

[MrSteve12199]

lol press 8 for eyy

[jokingpenguin]

Can anyone tell me the sound effect at 0:35?

I really need to find it!

[eaglerat1]

I have noticed that almost every Volvic poop begins with "Raaaww! What ya doing mr Volcano? -Hello tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water..." and so on. It is a cliche and I hate it. Luckily this poop is actually funny and it begins with something else :)

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Water is for faggots?

Obviously not. I'M straight.

[boapu]

AlLERT!ALERT!BIRDS!!*BOOM*!LOL­

[nintendax12]

Funny as fuck

[STOPNSWOPguy]

I am Going to Fucking Stranggle that Mother fucking Alan

[cashin226]

touch my tiny volcano penis!

[ALPHAMARIOX]

Link has to try water. >:3

[soulman398]

keep hitting 1 fast and george says cum,XD.

[chowderthecoolguy]

i think its funnier when they say bad words in their actual foice

[MySexyPronz1]

whats that swavo (no idea how to spell it at all) from?

[jbaron43]

What's with all of the N64 References??

[1994FleetwoodCaddy]

Epic, very good

[Foxboy106]

genius

[stalkingurmomskating]

1:28 Dont fuck wit meee XD

[ggctuk2011]

I'm surprised Goerge didn't find room for a "tosser".

Really couldn't stop laughing, this was hilarious!

[eaglerat1]

Very hard to find funny poops like this!

[DarkMario1234]

Keep repeating 1:23

[GrievousCommander]

ALERT!! ALERT!!

BIRDS!!!

[DarkArchon88]

"Oh f*ck it's George!"

"Link, you f*cking piece of sh*t, you have no taste in water!!"

[Mattteus]

@DarkArchon88

apparently!

[Sealord75369]

really?

no one?

im the one who has to ask?

ok.

WTF IS THAT THING AT 1:58?!

[NajoTheWolf]

How come all the comments talking about favorite parts sound like they're coming from the people who make bad ytps?

[theotherther1]

@NajoTheWolf

Their favorite parts are the ones they plan to steal.

[optimusprime1021]

1:49 im filling my water with VODKA 

[giga13666]

1:58 - 2:04 : Where is that from

[Pikpikaholik]

ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!

[AquadragonLarsen]

Volvic fills you with volcanicity

no

XD

[Housukeshadow]

This was quite an amazing poop, iv have not seen a poop this good in weeks.

[Smurfette750]

Touch my tiny volcanic penis!!!!! Jesus Christ!!!!! Lol!!!!

[4TheWinProductions1]

21 people got owned in a lightsaber duel with George.

[4TheWinProductions1]

lol at 1:21, 0:40, and 1:15

[physcoMatt]

it wasnt a good idea to be drinking a coffee while watching this "hellow tyraro, im conkers" "your GAY?"

[dEndiProductions]

I'm filling my water with AIDS.

You can't do that!

Try me.

[ORussT233]

Your gay? ..... Yess

[MyScorpion42]

1:00 George used Force Drain! It's super effective!

[shagojyo70]

this is the funnest youtube video ever made

[UltimateGamers115]

"I'm planning to snuff out all of the n*****s"

"*PHHHRRRTTT* JESUS CHRIST!"

[physcoMatt]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM cRYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!

[Heliosphan15]

christ on stilts, that was fuckin hilarious

[CalVersion1]

Plot synopsis: After Link refuses to buy him some water, The King summons George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.

The two begin to pitch Volvic Water as usual. But will Alan's habit of using classic video games as stool softeners hurt their partnership?

[DaxterD1]

TING TING TING TING

[MrNick899]

This is the BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!You rock captin6!!!!!!!

[dogindagrass]

It's time to dddddddddddddule!!! *throws down pokemon card*

[mycatsnameisdash]

this is funniest one

[Aylingater77]

the bit i laughed most at was the very end, '....no'

[xela12345]

ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!!!! *BOOM*

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

the minute he said Jesus Christ, I laughed so hard xD

[ShaktipatSeer2]

This is some good poop.. thanks

[DoubleOhWow]

RELAX

RELAX

BIRDS

[CheasyMeat]

I loved the 'spchffffffff' JESUS CHRIST!! bit

[XGiftedGamerX]

Where'd you get the "hmmmm alert, that's not a word you're familiar with is it?" part?

[maxodin231]

@XGiftedGamerX i think he made it himself

[XGiftedGamerX]

@maxodin231

No dude, that's definately not sentence mixing... it's too clear.

[maxodin231]

lololololololololmaolololol

[oobietime8]

he spit out part of the CN logo as well 0_0

[wikiporno2]

reply to this comment.

[captpan6]

@wikiporno2 no

[wikiporno2]

@captpan6 please?

[angelcrisis44]

@wikiporno2 nah i am good

[ZerbanDaGreat1]

Alan: I plan to snuff out all the niggers.

George: *spittake* JESUS CHRIST, ALAN!

Best part.

[piclemaniscool]

I stopped watching youtube poops for 2 years. This ytp has revived my lols. Thank you. *watches every ytp since I left*

[EpicCoolShadesGuy7]

Truly A Classic Poop

[14mamaluigi]

ROFL!

[evee2leafeon999]

MUST WATCH 1:21 HE WANT YOU DTO DO THIS TO HIM

[evee2leafeon999]

link you fu*king pice of shit

[DarknessDragon71]

truly, a good volvic poop... period...

[lexo224]

Best Volvic poop EVAR!

[Achille12345]

I never thought this would be so awesome. ^^

It's time to DU DU DUDUDUDUDUDU DUEL!!! O.O

[MrBirdman1001]

@Achille12345

achille ! :O

where is part 3 ? D:

[Shartl9]

OH F*CK IT'S GEORGE

[xLoLz1234]

this belongs in my top 10 of YTPs

[Klingsvideos]

I always eat Conker's bad fur day for breakfast.

[MrFirthguy]

who is the guy at 0:09.

[jakattack95]

whats the "sauvo" thing from

[Xevnest24]

If I could have one superpower, I now know what it would be: "ALERT ALERT! BIRDS! -BOMB-" at will.

[Skatanic5589]

10/10

[Tirgo69]

I'M PLANNING TO SNUFF OUT ALL THE NIGGERS AND-

*SPIT TAKE* JE-SUS CHRIST!!

[lolz555100]

"gasp" george is gay

[TharkyKeys]

You underestimate the power of the dar.... BZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[TwoSidesOnePerson]

you make my day.

[JackMcQuack]

Damn! I can only give one "Thumb up" to this! Sheesh! I wanna give 5 stars!