Oh, but I AM damn happy with these. I choked at "she got GRID." I wish the piers hadn't pramified, I could totally picture two queens at opposite ends jousting these lines as they make their way to each other.
You do realize some of these phrases you're dropping are legacies. I will be walking through London condemning Plaza Queens, screeching 'Helllemm' and announcing that I'm CriminalMindedCriminalMinded for the best part of this year. More please. Make this rancid character one to stay!
SO. AMAZING. Can't breathe. Now I just wish someone would explain to me the etymologies behind all the little catchphrases. EG what is "criminalminded" from/a reference to?
That bitch's so old she got GRID...that is just too funny.
princessprojector 20 hours ago
Bitch have you heard about piggy backing?, that's when you fu&k them raw and leave dishes in the sink.....LOL!!!!!
Tisone4u 4 days ago
Honey, I ain't shavin' nothin', you ain't feedin', fuckin' or financin' me!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, I DIED!!!
mulletinatransam 5 days ago
I love you! I can't stop laughing! Lets get married lol
BlackBuddha777 5 days ago
0:15, "HOLD UP, SHAPESHIFTER!"
bryarworship 1 week ago
Giggles is the cutest of the cutes... lovim
parapaolopopulista 1 week ago
I just pissed myself. Great stuff!
andrebroodryk 1 week ago
@1:26 'stop it out break a hip* that guy next to u is so cute! w/ the L.POP* who is he =]? YUM
hautevoltage 1 week ago
OMG
last moment when you said, "I hope you're happy"
I totally got the urge to sing "Defying Gravity"
Not THAT'S my inner shapeshifter
bryarworship 1 week ago
I want to visit NY just to meet you...and your hot bald friend! lol
WickedGuy321 1 week ago
perfection
tricky1701 1 week ago
Can we be BFFs?
Biruk2002 1 week ago
Demented genius.
dimitrovajunkie 1 week ago
this is definitely the best one, CANNOT STOP WATCHING
NeilSpielForReal 2 weeks ago
Stomp it out, break a hip, stomp it out.
RedRoosterRoad 2 weeks ago
0:24 Plasa Queen!
stagetech101 2 weeks ago
We are happy! At least I am.
marcosm1985 2 weeks ago
LoL "stomp it out, stomp it out, stomp it out! *NeeeeeeeEIGH*"
DigitalFunBobby 2 weeks ago
I TOLD THAT TRANNY HOLD UP SHAPE SHIFTER.......
victoriagotti805 2 weeks ago
This is fucking brilliant!!!! OMG, he funny as HELL!
mondezdurden 2 weeks ago
this is effing amazing
adienno24 3 weeks ago
Extremely!!! And thank you.
dewhite61 3 weeks ago
I told that tranny hold up shape shifter!! LMAO best line ever
JustG10 3 weeks ago
Butch it up and dumb it down!! LMMMAAAOOOO!!!
krazyker007 3 weeks ago
Yes, I'm damn happy! Love love love you. Episode 3 pls!!!!
bennythruelen 3 weeks ago
i love you! you're my hero boo!
lacynthiadee 3 weeks ago
"Dolly Parton was right, love *is* a butterfly... after a few months it's DEAD!"
bauTom 3 weeks ago
I love you, Mike Diamond.
rocketsloth 3 weeks ago
Haha, I love his friend's saunter at 1:24.
ForSureBurgers 3 weeks ago
criminal minded criminal minded LMFAOO
wade18147 4 weeks ago
I'm a straight guy and damn I find this guy fucking funny keep it up and make more!
iStranger921 4 weeks ago
I could watch a thousand of these videos and still laugh!
vintageglassez 1 month ago
Lol I said listen shape shifter ...shit had me dying
SuperBlakkman 1 month ago
I'd like to know what a plaza queen is too.
MisterChirp 1 month ago
@MisterChirp Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
;-p
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
stomp it out break a hip lol loved it plaza queen
ferdinan803 1 month ago
I had to google "plaza queen!", I still don't know what it is!
my8kitso 1 month ago 2
@my8kitso Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
Oh yes, very happy!
sinohui3 1 month ago
Bitch it up and dumb it down
Awesome
nishantsirohi123 1 month ago
OVAH!, Keep um coming! MORE, MORE, MORE....
4778623 1 month ago
OVAH!, Keep um coming!
4778623 1 month ago
CTFU!!!
Thievery22 1 month ago
Ohhhh believe me im so happy you are fuckin amazing hunty we love u here in hollywood cali girl
swatkat08 1 month ago
Dude I fucking love this. :)
FlyingJoeyNJ 1 month ago
Lol this is so much better and more relateable than the lame "shit gay Guys Say"!
MaleOrderBride 1 month ago
THE BIGGEST BAALS I EVER SAW!!!! ROFL
thequitos10 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
I CRAVE FOR A PART 3!!! JUST ONE MIKE DIAMOND!!!! Just one more!!!
partyjuvenille 1 month ago 2
<3
TheALGAYDA 1 month ago
I WANT MORE!!!! STOMP IT OUT, BREAK A HIP!
jasmith31 1 month ago
You wanted to see a Shit Rancid Gay Guys Say part 3? Well I started the petition can you please spread the WORD????
go on facebook and search shit rancid gay guys say part 3 petitiion. and LIKE!!!! We need 10,000 to get it
LilDaddy0606 1 month ago 4
This guy just keeps getting better. I could see whole series of these...and in NYC there is definitely enough material.
"I am not talking La Guardia...I WANT RUNWAY!"
nycub81 1 month ago 18
This guy just keeps getting better. I could see whole series of these...and in NYC there is definitely enough material.
nycub81 1 month ago
sooooooooooooo awesome!!!! WEERRKK!
rage215 1 month ago
I say Mrs. Thing you don''t waannt it. Way better than part 1, haha.
KASMusicA2 1 month ago
MORE MORE MORE
azraelnyc1973 1 month ago
what is "plaza queen?" i laugh so hard, but feel silly because i don't know the meaning!
cswitals 1 month ago 6
@cswitals Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
;-p
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago 7
"oh you don't woon it!?" "plaza queen!" fucking genius!!
iheartbeer84 1 month ago
this is hilar!!!
RazDaz07 1 month ago 2
Break a hip, STOMP it out!
6SinsZK 1 month ago
An' I told that tranny "HOLD UP SHAPE SHIFTER!"
A1CGhee 1 month ago 39
Beat that Horse AGAIN!!! You have me in tears! XD
happydoma13 1 month ago
Lie lie lie Liza with the British voice.. love from across the pond x
tipsabell 1 month ago
Please make these into phone rings/text alerts!! PLAZA QUEEN!!!!
jezatron 1 month ago
Part 3 please!!!!
mikemsj2006 1 month ago
I am DAMNED happy!
WellTempered1 1 month ago
Criminal minded criminal minded! Lol
phoenixSil3rgirl 1 month ago
haha "piggy-backing" 0:43
oOStarsAndStripesOo 1 month ago
lies, lies, liza minnelli
MrNutrageous 1 month ago
I love to hang out with you! So funny!
eklera 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
Hilarious- what's a 'plaza queen'?
xubufuu 1 month ago 2
"...and I'm like catheder play?.." LMFAO!!!!!
"PLAZAQUEEN!!" hahahaha wtf
"THAT BITCH SO OLD, SHE GOT GRID!" #dead can't breathe!!!! pleaseeee part 3!! you neeeeeddd your own show!!!
i needs you to have your own show, or something. whether it's Youtube shorts or something. PLEASE!!! You are too funny!
"neehehehehehe" lmfao!!!! that was so random!!! hahahaha
partyjuvenille 1 month ago
What is the ginger's name? He be cute!!!!!
329997 1 month ago
Criminalmindit Criminalmindit !
javprofusion 1 month ago
I WANT IT QUEENIER!!!!
ssarryo 1 month ago
Mike, you're much better looking w out the sunglasses, IJS. Love your videos, funny as shit!
afcknusername99999 1 month ago
"Yo, wassup bro?"
afcknusername99999 1 month ago
Lol GRID.
sajrocks 1 month ago
so much queen's english in one video.. I'm gagging!!
XenoIncognitos 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
You wanna man? Butch it up and dumb it down lol lol lol so true...
RodTalon0000 1 month ago
"honey I ain't shaving nothing you ain't feeding, fucking, or financing me!"
americasgoodboy 1 month ago 2
"husband material???...honey he was HAS BEEN material".....lol.
NinerGreen 1 month ago
Funny. But what is a Plaza queen? and what is criminal minded a reference to?
mase05ac 1 month ago
HILARIOUS
Karenwise69 1 month ago
what is a plaza queen?
angelboy147 1 month ago
I don't wanna be that guy but you may get in trouble for your use of the word "tranny"
1HitaDay 1 month ago
LMAO....it's funny cus it's true
Diseiye 1 month ago
LMAO....it's funny cus it's it's true
Diseiye 1 month ago
loved it!!!!!!!! hold on shape shifter lmfao best line
71franky1 1 month ago
OMG! Piggybacking had me choking! LMAO!!!
Scooby575 1 month ago
Oooh, bitch, I gooped... again!
allegro805 1 month ago
Oh, but I AM damn happy with these. I choked at "she got GRID." I wish the piers hadn't pramified, I could totally picture two queens at opposite ends jousting these lines as they make their way to each other.
And I love – LOVE! – Oh Sugar Trust!
skymotel 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
LOL!! SO FUNNY!!<3
fcurry95 1 month ago
HOLD up SHAPEshifter.... GAG <3
witchdocter 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van MikeDiamondTube 2
You do realize some of these phrases you're dropping are legacies. I will be walking through London condemning Plaza Queens, screeching 'Helllemm' and announcing that I'm CriminalMindedCriminalMinded for the best part of this year. More please. Make this rancid character one to stay!
AWordorNinety 1 month ago
SO. AMAZING. Can't breathe. Now I just wish someone would explain to me the etymologies behind all the little catchphrases. EG what is "criminalminded" from/a reference to?
umibenokafka 1 month ago
1:52 Rick Moranis.
kinneas 1 month ago
the film noir ending is classic !! ... just the best ... ;-)
NewZealand66 1 month ago
PLAAZA QUEEN!!
Circuitboi30 1 month ago
loves it
dwnboy15 1 month ago
loves it
dwnboy15 1 month ago
What is a "Plaza Queen"?
I'm British so don't get it...
BordeauxBeauty 1 month ago
@BordeauxBeauty Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
Wtf is a plazaqueen
iquie111 1 month ago 3
@iquie111 Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
Happy? Meh! Meme queen
AngelboyKev 1 month ago
Happy? Meh! Meme queen
AngelboyKev 1 month ago
When you neigh'd I pretty much lost it.
RSCPT 1 month ago
I'm damn happy MICHAEL, thank you! LOL
mount0lympus 1 month ago
The first video was hilarious. This one is fucking genius!!! How in the fuck did you come up with these?!!?
bjl0225 1 month ago
you're so awesome! lol <3
xhybridfish 1 month ago
I so do the 'yo, what's up bro....hewas so cute.'
MAboi76 1 month ago
I pretty much lost it when you neigh'd.
RSCPT 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MikeDiamondTube
What does "That Bitch so Old She got GRID" mean?
TheAdamJoseph 1 month ago
What exactly is a "Plaza Queen"?
Isyeldar 1 month ago
@Isyeldar Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
damn happy here!
biguy21 1 month ago
Lmao
MONSTEREYES89 1 month ago
Criminal minded criminal minded! Haha
justmeli310 1 month ago
stomp it stomp it!
NAAAAAAAY
VoraosIvanov 1 month ago
Luvs It More!
MAboi76 1 month ago
stomp it out, stomp it out , break a hip, stomp it out!!
xtopher 1 month ago
Plaza Queen!! BTW I was damn happy! Love it.
Ludsy2001 1 month ago
Ménage à trois aka "Part 3"!!!! Come on...This guy is hularious!
darrentachine 1 month ago
BEST TWIST ENDING EVER!
50000927 1 month ago
More More More
where do i put the quarter?!
BenHertzog 1 month ago
Butch it up and dumb it down!
Rainbowsend09 1 month ago
I lost it when you said "break a hip" LMAO love you to pieces!
sparkers70 1 month ago
stomp it out, stomp it out, break a hip, stomp it out.
*NEIGH*
djmondragontv 1 month ago
Love you Mike.
strongthomas 1 month ago
More, more, more!
gregscarnici 1 month ago
@1:25 sooo funny!!!!
reden0024 1 month ago
I'm in love with this dude!
henrikavic 1 month ago
Lol! You're feeding fucking or financing me!!! Perfect!!
itzpapalotl13 1 month ago
I AM damned happy. I am DAMNED happy.
candyrobot 1 month ago
luvin it! livin for it!
matt7575 1 month ago
Could Nick possibly be any hotter?
c0t0d0s7 1 month ago
I told that Tranny hold up you shape shifter ! To damn funny.. Loving me some Mike Diamond !
brenttodd123 1 month ago
Hilarious, except what were you saying? Plakka-queen? Plinko Queen?
brettsynd 1 month ago
@brettsynd Plaza Queen Its 1980's homo slang from Los Angeles. Its basically the west coast version of a pier queen... 'Plaza' meaning strip mall.
like Paris Is Burning queens, Hollywood style..
MikeDiamondTube 4 weeks ago
Lmfao tooo fuckin funny....criminal minded criminal minded..
MONSTEREYES89 1 month ago
The guy sucking lollipop = fine
RaymondVagell 1 month ago 3