The Salty Chef: Super Fast & Easy Cookies!! (The TwixtBetwixt Version!)

[Ashley15547]

YOUR SO FUNNY!!!! :D

[ellimanuel]

i love the cookies, but i like u more.. u r so funny :D "if u dont like using ovens" LOL

[janntung93]

omg you're sooo funny! I love you! LOL XD

[Diva4eVa123]

hi...i didnt get a reply for asking if i could make my own cake mix at home...well, i tried the first time and they turned out good, but i had accidently put tooo much salt and it turned out YUCKKK....den YESTERDAY, i made it AGAIN, and u noe wat??? it turned out PERRFFFEEECTTT!!! my family loved em as weelll...and now their hoping i make dem AGAIN today...(bcuz i had sum left over dough yesterday as well)

[twixtbetwixt]

@Diva4eVa123 Sorry Diva! I don't get on YT that often anymore & I always forget to check my comments/inbox messages!!! I am happy your cookies turned out so well! =)

[Diva4eVa123]

@twixtbetwixt its okaayy...atleast i got a super easy recipe for cookieess!!!

[wtfVIDEOSS]

omg youre so funny!!!!

[Diva4eVa123]

oooh...lookkss soo0o0ooo goo0o0ooooddd!!!!...cant wait to make them...but what if we make our own cake mix??? wud dat make any difference???.... hey kitty on 5:45!!!

[InsaneSouthAsian]

YES! This my kind of baking! Off to make some cookies ;-)

[12hasim34]

if you dont like using ovens wtf?

[1s11]

Very delicious thx!!!!

[Nique7wasabi]

hot !!! and im not talking about the cookies ;)

[perixanfin]

is a half cup a dl???

can you use icing sugar??

[perixanfin]

is a half cup a dl???

[TheAshlee83]

i tried a week ago but my dough was stick to my finger, and i used melted butter at that time, maybe next time i need to use olive oil so they can come out perfect

[bahhost]

u fuckin rock

[TheAshlee83]

omg...i love ur cookies, very easy and simple...im gonna make that NOW...

[crankmeup1]

ur wierd  i like wierd

[lilmanonthecan]

lmfao this made me laugh XD

[Dhamiltonj]

lol to cute.

[TheDaffyduck629]

i tryed this and then i had to use a knife to get it off the tray...now it looked like chicken skin

[bbrofl]

That looked a littlemore than 1/2 a cup lol

[mumeatsnuts]

hahaha she speeks weird

[iskoldhassanersej]

poor women do your not have money to play a cake mixer XD

[jetit]

She is so funny..lol so real. and I'mm going to make this to night.

[25696521]

The video gets me annoyed and laughing at the same time

[GuitarSingerGirl]

ur so funny!!! hahahhaa thanks!!!! oh and can u use brownie mix instead of cake mix???

[HayleeHalogenX]

Maybe its the lack of, but I've been watching your videos for the past hour and I cannot stop laughing.

"If ya dont like Crisco, you can just put chunks of lard in!"

[vikkipie]

i love your sarcasm lol :)

[Cheesusburger]

SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!

[sexyman281]

can i use any kind of cake mixx,, likee spongee cake mixx??

[Haruiszm]

can i use you as i may flavor?i wna eat ya hahha :) nice vid

[Churumbelita]

This video is every bit as funny as I remembered it; I still laugh out loud at the advice for people who don't like to use ovens!

[genger100]

i made these cookies and used milk chocolate M&M's. they came out great and you can use any flavor cake mix as well.

[ArubianGrl]

hahah your freaking hilarious :p ,, or whatever you want :p

[bubbles02010]

thanks! u have a lot options out there! lol

[masaraksh]

I love how the entire video ur like " I will use _______ if you don't like ___________ you can use _____, or ______, or any type of _________ that you like"

you may as well have just been like " today i will make cookies, if you don't like cookies you can make hamburgers, or soups. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER U LIKE... IT ALL DEPENDS ON PERSONAL PREFRENCE"

ROFL

[twixtbetwixt]

@masaraksh hahah I should have said that! LOL What a great idea ;p hahaha

[xxChiquillaxx1]

iM SO GOiNG TO MAKE THiS LATER :)

[xxmusicnotexx26]

omg best thing i ever ate i made these cookies chocolate ones and put them in a scoop of vinilla ice cream! soo good!

[S3844]

HAHA you're so funny :) "If you don't like...." the wax paper and oven made me laugh a lot

[JasmineNicole89]

I love these cookies!!! I'm going to make them for Xmas! So glad I found this video again! I was looking for it!

[twixtbetwixt]

What an easy way to make lots of different cookies for the holidays!! ;) Glad you enjoy the video & the simple recipe!! =)

[Cheesusburger]

@JasmineNicole89 You can just write "cooking chocolate salty balls" and it comes out 3rd or 4th ... xD

[bratxcat]

mmmm I want some with ice cream in the middle yum! I made a super fat fat ass idea haha grrrrreat!

[twixtbetwixt]

Ohhh how yummy!!! ;) They are great as ice cream sandwiches!!! Mmmmmm

[TheGlossyglitz]

These cookies rock. I used butter , it was fabulous.

[sweetblossom5]

I dig your sarcasm :)

[theCheskys]

I just wanna say I am really upset with you for posting this video. Ever since I've come accross this video I've eaten like 5 boxes worth of cake mix / cookies.

I am getting fatter by the box.

I wish you had a youtube site just for you cooking.

Thanks for you videos on cooking, keep doing them.

Peter

[twixtbetwixt]

haha ;) Okay Peter! Stop eating the cookies!!! ;)

[15CMruler]

Brilliant! I love how you cook and make it easy, unlike some so called cookery programs and stuff, ty your cooking stuff is great :)

[ACG1142]

These look great but what if kids are looking at this . don't say bad words

[LovelyRawBeauty]

These look amazing! I bet they would be awesome with PB chips in them!! Thanks so much for sharing!! :) I love your cooking videos!

[sk8teboarder93]

these cookies are awesome

[classic209]

Love the vid. As watching it I was thinking people must be getting on her fucking nerves with thier pissy whiny comments because there is much sarcasm going on in this dialogue. Keep up the great work!

[MonyMG1959]

Thanks for sharing...Great video

[Lavinco]

Great video and even better "fucking" cookies. But why do you have to over-emphasize every single sentence as you speak?

[twixtbetwixt]

This video was intentionally recorded in a sarcastic, emphasized tone due to all the people who insist on criticizing every single thing I say & do & who insist on telling me how i SHOULD be doing every single minute aspect of my videos. =)

Thank you!

[Lavinco]

Feisty! I like that.

[twixtbetwixt]

haha ;) thanks

[wonderfullysuper]

when you said "they're really fuckin good" it made me LOL. haha i'm glad there was no one in the room, that would've been quite embarrassing. haha

[XbitternessXbarbieX]

egg replacer = banana

good if you use confetti cake mix

makes a yummy bananafetti cookie :)

[talula0658]

Yup, this video is just as hysterical as I remember. Please keep the cooking videos coming, because they are GREAT! You should have a cooking show on HBO. It would be a hit.

[ajaimesbig]

i wanna eat the whole fucken batch. what do i do if i wanna eat the whole batch. do i subsatute something, like the wax paper or the oil. can i use whole pig lard. i wanna be the size of a house.

thanx

verry funny.

[twixtbetwixt]

LOL Yes i think pig lard would be great! ;p

[rickmanization]

Wouldn't using a saturated fat make the cookies more chewy?

[miagirl]

OMG! I didn't even know u could make cookies out of cake mix..or my fat butt would have been making these bad boys a long time ago!!! SCRUMPTIOUS!! lol

[kapkone]

what can you use if you don't like packet mixes?

[twixtbetwixt]

A cookbook? ;p

[armywifeM08]

LMFAO, good answer girl!! (don't you just LOVE when people dont have common sense!)

[faithy992]

I love your vids :)

[paytonpayton210]

hahah loved it you sound soo sarcastic

[Bronwynswish]

You are an absolute riot! I made these last night and they are DELICIOUS and easy to remember. THANK YOU so much! And thank you for reminding us ladies that its okay to indulge! You are an inspiration to me.

[liparella]

You are soooooo dang funny girl! I love your videos.

[wndrwmn2]

Big clumps of lard, LMAO!!! Thanks for the good laugh and thanks for showing this!

[gooseblack12]

you're so great!!!!! lol <3

[vintageortacky]

this video is gold. Pure gold. But wait, You forgot to tell me HOW to eat my cookies. Please help me! I don't know how to chew. I can't think for myself! PLEASE tell me how to chew. and why did you make cookies with cake batter, aren't they little crunchy cakes? OH no, I watched this, and now my ass is fatter, I'm suing yoU!

PLZ RPLY

kthnx

LMAO! This video is so funny...I'm watching it a second time...SO true so true.

[vintageortacky]

oh I forgot, i have another question, where can I buy brown sugar? I've never seen that before PLZ rply.

OH and what kind of cake mix did you use? And what temp did you say to have the oven on? What that Celsius? I'd re watch your video, but I don't want to waste my time. so, could you waste your time telling me things you already told me? Kthnx bai

LMao! OK, now I'm just being a bitch! Loved this video!

[twixtbetwixt]

haha ;) We all should do more vids like this! But people who don't know better will get offended or something. LOL

[juicypopsicle26]

I love you lol

[candyishmakeup]

Greatest cooking video EVER! I almost peed my pants, seriously.

[nintendoqueenx]

Theses are the best cookies ever! I have so many ideas on makeing other kinds. I was thinking just takein a vanilla cake mix and putting blueberries in it. Or useing cocunut oil. Thanks so much!

[Tedquin]

Thanks for this. I'm trying to gain weight tbh :) Making them today.

[thisischiseipiece]

I love this video I made so many of these now! (: SO GOOD.. don't care if I'll end up getting a fat ass haha

[lovelymakeup]

it sounds a little bit like you are teaching a retard to bake ... idk

[twixtbetwixt]

That's EXACTLY what I am trying to do! =)

[70sMiLA]

maybe she is...does the shoe fit you?? lmao

[duckduckgander]

i've made this three times! in fact i'm making them now to take for a potluck tomorrow. i think they taste even better the second day because they get softer!

[twixtbetwixt]

Oh wow! ;) I am glad you like them!! I like to keep mine in a plastic zip bag in the fridge - they get so nice & cold & chewy! ;) I always like my cakes & cookies cold ;)

[thisischiseipiece]

Yuummmmy! :D

[crochetchick59]

I just wanted to say thank you so much for doing this video. You are my favorite person to watch on Youtube. I hope other people are not bothering you with their comments. You are an awesome chick!

[miladyhelen]

My 16 yr old son watched this with me & he got up at 6 am yesterday & made the cookies! He was prob dreaming about them all night ;D They're DELISH!

[karenalvarezzz]

I just finish making these cookies with vanilla confeti dough : ) i hope they come out good : ) i coated them with white sugar : ) i cant wait to eat them !

[xTenshiko]

A third comment! OMG. Anyway, I went nuts last night when I found a box of double-chocolate-fudge cake mix in the back of my cupboard.. I rolled some in cocoa powder, others in powdered sugar, others in regular sugar, brown sugar.. I even rolled some in candied coconut! All turned out amazing once cooked. So, just some ideas. :)

[xTenshiko]

Also: You are my new hero. I died laughing through the whole thing. XD Maybe if those skinny bitches had a cookie once in awhile they wouldn't be so crabby!! Me and my big butt are gonna go make some cookies. :)

[twixtbetwixt]

Haha! Yeah, those skinny bitches need cookies ;) LOL

[xTenshiko]

My grandmother taught me how to make these!! I LOVE these cookies!! SOOO fudgey and so easy and SO versatile!! Love love love them.

[KuroiTsuki15]

I just made these! They're so fucking good XD!!! (I put white chocolate chips in them also!) They turned out really well. I can honestly say these are the easiest cookies I've ever made. Thanks so much!

[twixtbetwixt]

Awesome!! Yay! ;)

[HairloungeNmore]

lol..out in the sunlight to cook. that is funny! They look so good!

[breebuh]

you are so cute lol, I just felt I needed to tell you that hahah. You would be like a super rad mom.

[applesia13]

u are so funny...

[miladyhelen]

mmmmmmmmmmmm :P

[cuteazzcnb]

yummy!!!! no fucking diet would stop me in making these!!!!! i love your cooking vids!!

[1AAGAL]

I AM SO MAKING A VARIATION OF THESE TONIGHT! YUM! I'll let you know how they come out. I love chocolate but don't have chocolate cake mix. :-D

[ebutuoy88]

HAHHA

mmm little CAKES!

Yummy!

Just wondering, were you serious about putting them in the sunlight for two weeks?!

[twixtbetwixt]

Yes, of course, you should try it & let me know how they turn out for you. ;)

[pekie]

OMG!!!!!!

i laughed sooo hard throughout the whole video!!

ur hilarious! 8D

love your cooking videos!!

haha people really made u mad so u were sarcastic? ur amazing!. FUCK THEM! they look yummii!

:)

much love andie

[mygreybear]

om nom nom... yummy

[Chakramsareneat]

O.O i finally made some of these out of devils food cake mix and omfg soooo good ^-^ thanks for showing us all how to make them

[susq30]

Love the cooking videos!

This looks like a really quick, easy cookie recipe.

Gonna have to try this with my niece tomorrow (she's 4 and loves to cook/bake/etc.)

Thanks! :)

[GreenRoheline]

you are so funny and cool, and i'm going to try this out, i love cookies and who cares if my ass gets fatter :P

[amoona82]

yum yum yum!!!

[xXxShawn8xXx]

My Favoriteee part was the "If you dont like using ovens, you can put them out in the sunlight" Haha your funny.. :)

[makeupbynumbers]

haha omg I was l laughing through this whole thing, and it did look like poop :]

some delicious choco lattey poop

these cookies look good, never seen them done with cake batter.

and then of course tiny cat, I call my cat kitty meow haha

[boncil99]

now we know what your fav past time, cooking or baking i guess :)) i tried this recipe using walnut instead it was sooo good, i could feel my belly and ass get fat instantly! thanks:))

[FlashyCat2008]

I am loving these cooking videos. Both for the food and your funny comments!! I made the lasagna (delicious) and I am going to try these tonight. Hope you keep filming them if you feel inspired :-)

And I say;

A big ass (mine) is a small price to pay for great food!!

[niftythriftyinWI]

You are my favorite!

[Purrrsuasive1]

Mine still need a few more mins to cook and they turned out HUGE :-) The more cookie the merrier!!

[Purrrsuasive1]

Is that dark brown sugar?

[twixtbetwixt]

Umm yeah I think it's supposed to be ;) LOL

[Purrrsuasive1]

Had to watch this again cuz I am going to make them now for the weekend :-)

[OMGKreationz]

I love your instructions,

ima go try it..

[juby2kewl86]

sarcastic much ?

[Purrrsuasive1]

Yea, that cuz others complained about another recipe she made so they deserved it :-P

[misspunkpants]

these look good! and your fuckin so funny

and pretty :D

[Celestiiah]

lmao I cracked up when I saw poop? lol you're awesome I <3 your attitude so funny <3xoxox

[MyNameIsJanee]

you are fucking hilarious

[Churumbelita]

Adslkfjalsdkfjalsdf, you are a riot. "If you don't like ovens, you can put these out in the sunlight, and wait for a couple weeks until they cook!" I'm guessing you've gotten a lot of "I don't like blah de blah" comments, huh?

[lcadez]

I LOVE these videos! Please do more! You're an AWESOME cook!

[Bronwynswish]

Love ALL your videos and your down-to-earth-mother attitude. You are my inspiration! Keep makin' more vids!

[JaszNicoleG]

I made these last night and everyone loved them!!! I added chocolate chips, and they were sooooo good!! Thanks for this video!!!

[dlvme2]

If you are really going for the fat - add some chocolate frosting:O) I love watching you as you remind me so much of my best friend and I when we were in high school. You are a lot of fun

[slumberlite]

So much better to embrace our fat asses, otherwise we'd never enjoy cookies like this. Fat ass + cookies = Bliss!! You are a Goddess, woman :-)

[Nuskamayo]

OMFG! I'm on a diet! gggrrrrr XD XD XD

[heavywithmood7]

"and if you'd really like... you can use big clumps of lard".... BAHHH hahahaha

That said... I love these kind of cookies.... so easy :)

[kamchau0327]

OMG! I fucking LOVE our BAD ASS ATTUTUDE! That`s the MAIN reason why I keep watching your FREAKING awesome video! I love the way you said FUCKING! Awesome, MAN!

[jamilmereck]

omg god..salivating...wanted to reach into the screen and grab em and run!!!! they look and sound delicious!

[heartsthatdie]

Ahhh..5stars for saying that ''this video will magically make your ass fat!!'' classic! !<3

[adrenirushxaudri]

your sarcasm was really well placed =]

love your cooking videos.

i WILL make these.

i WILL add frosting.

[lisainsf]

HEY- you just know we are going to watch you, regardless of what your are doing! Even if you are making cookies to make the ass fat! I would definitely put chocolate chips in...  Hey why don't you try using the cookie dough as a make-up product- possibly blush! There is your next contest.

[itssallyomally]

I love your sarcasm! Great video :D

[sasspot54]

i love your healthy self-esteem! u go girl!! :)

[Seesk8]

If I don't want to use a glass mixing bowl, can I use a plastic or metal one instead? HA totally joking! The one downfall of YouTube is stupid fuckers who are too dumb to just try things and need to ask 700 questions before doing it...so funny...and yes, my pants are tighter for having watched this :o) Rock on.

[twixtbetwixt]

Ohh geez! I totally forgot the bowl!! LOL

=)

[Sassafras72]

Great video looks yummy! :) I'll have to try this recipe out too. Love your personality. :D

[MissChrissey1116]

we learned in cooking class that an egg substitute is 1 cup of apple sauce, or one banana...ew. Apple sauce in cookies?

[novielle34]

You don't really taste the apple, esp if the cookie or cake is chocolate flavored. My sis is vegan and i substituted apple sauce for eggs and it tasted great.

[luxjewels]

im all over this! i loved the "if you dont like ____"!!! looking forward to more cooking videos!

[roksee22]

You a friggin funny. If I could i would make lots of babies with you!!! You are so awesome!!!!!! I love your recipes. I love the sarcasm

[teamwillow]

thanks for the video...we made these for desert tonight and ended up using them as the outsides of ice cream sandwiches...so yummy

[Purrrsuasive1]

I am making these tomorrow for my son that I get to visit at overnight camp this weekend! You were too friggen funny! I was LOL'ing!!

[kpierce93]

LOL, you have some mastermind cooking alternatives!!!

[Emikochan21]

LOL! You are Awesome!!

[xnewschoolmaryx]

omg i just made them!! they are amazing!!!! i used choc cake batter with choc chips..they are so amazing and soft!! thank you again! i hope you continue these cookin vids -- very cool! :)

[morganhb]

yum lard! haha, cool vid!

[reddhalia]

A chef with a good sense of humor! lol. You have no idea how you make me laugh. This is hilarious. Keep going with your vids. LOL

[nkr1695]

Hey, Whoopie Pies...mmmm...Just make the fluff mixture and presto..u have whoopie Pies...I loved this video..u are too funny..I hope to c more cooking tips..

[JackieOhhYeahh]

These look good. I love how you cater to all of the pains in the asses of the world and offer a suggestion of something else for just about everything!

[CarnivoraDoll]

oh my god i love you lol

[jennac0re]

i'm really loving these cooking videos, do you plan on doing more? you're so funny, you had me cracking up the whole time!

[tye44]

lol that was an awesome video... I really enjoy your cooking videos. Thanks :D

[wildivy125]

Yummy! I love your cooking videos!

[DoodyBugg]

Hell yeah! I want a fat ass! LOL

[laurelitavera]

food porn! YAY!

[xnewschoolmaryx]

omg im totally going to make them right now!! im thinking white cake with chocolate chips :) mmm..or or choc. cake with white choc chips :)...yummm thanks for this!

[Teddybabe1]

LOL you were hilarious! I have some chocolate cake mix in the cabinet and I so want to try making these now. They look yummy.

[ILoveYouJoeChengx33]

"Poop?" That was funny! btw, you always make me hungry when I watch your cooking videos! Dx

<3.

[armywifeM08]

Girl, ur so awesome!! I will mos def try this!!

[Fatima0046]

its realy yummu to tip dem in coconut flakes.. IF u like coconut flavor :P

[LodemaiT]

Funny everytime you said 'if you don't like this...' Good job mam

[southerbabie536]

that made me laugh when you said "if you dont like ovens you can put them in the sunlight and wait a couple weeks..LOL KEEP IT UP

[victoriasecret23]

So this is what you did after I made my chocolate cake! lol I'll have to try this next time :) BIG CLUMPS OF LARD!! <3

[prettymoon4u]

MMMMM.....YUMMYYYYY

[charmini7]

yummy!! thank you so much, I can't wait to try it

[soni408]

You make cakey cookies my fave. I've been doing it the hard way from scratch lol. Can't believe i never tried this will do so now. Thanks for this video.