Ask A Ninja - Special Delivery 29 "Night Before Christmas"

[Morzan101]

Wow an arrow to the knee joke 2:22 before they existed xD thanks ninja!!

[MrRadiculDude]

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[MrRadiculDude]

turn the invisible page...

[stycks32]

He poked off my arm,

So that even if my wife was not already dead, i still could not hold her.

Lol xD

[degeredeg]

you might beleve thet there is a pause at 2:40 but it is infact not silence but an overload of awsomness that you hear. Awsomness so powerful it is inaudible to the human ear.

[DarthXentus]

ha. He took an arrow to the knee.

[wolfsorrow100]

thats a very ninja style placement of a >>>---knee---> joke well done

[zetsumeinaito]

Was it just me?

Or did he take an arrow,

to his left knee?

Ask a ninja, so hip, he predates memes by two years.

[mrsnanny624]

Turn the invisible page!

[ReverendDiabetes]

try watching this while interpreting his mustache as a frown

[justbechillin2]

best part about the Christmas season is this story by the ninja.

[spongebob5927]

... very nice...

[alphabravocharlies]

i just made so much noise.....and i got a fistful of nose

[Konan2539]

that was beautiful ~sniff sniff~ :']

[pondermatrix]

This guy's a walrus methinks!

[powerup3005]

@pondermatrix its a mustache

[G1N4Daisy123]

"i knew he would nin....ja" LMAO! XD

[yeagerkid]

in the beginning he lives with his mom, so ninjas have wives even as children?

[SenseiSpongebob]

This story warms the cockles...

before ripping them out.

[StoppableForce]

I knew he would win...ja. Lol

[houbapl]

then I heard small "pfffttt..." somwhere down beneath and a vibration shoot throught me and shattered my teeth lol

[zudikas28]

subtitles or lyrics plox?

[TheDutton01]

They should make a picture book out of this or at least a poster with the words.

[sciencewiz14]

stupid book throw broke my screen.

[CareBearii]

Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good....

KNIFE!

Teehee! Now the Annoying Orange is.....

KNIFE!

[TheKillroyCo]

Then he cut off my nose and handed it to me...

[TheFamine123]

How could 27 people not like this?

[Wowfang]

Smooth and powerful, like the songs of Bert Backerak

[wccmaddog]

lol win........ja

[zellfalcon31]

lol

[2133801990]

dam dat book it took my i out

[MrPwnBlog]

"IM GONNA COME THROUGH THAT INTERMA...DOO AND PUNCH SOMEBODY IN DA FACE!" LOQ(laugh out quiet)

[GamerEm123]

Haha, this just makes the real story thing seem laaame. Also now I'm going to laugh whenever i hear it. :3

[MissaMotherfackoo]

O.x I got hit with an invisible book.

[MissaMotherfackoo]

luls <3 ninjas

[ronspeck]

Been watching you guys for like 5ish years now (since I was in middle school).... where's the new eps it's been like 6+ months now.

[MrAbdulmaster]

no more ninja :(

[sk8er4life00001]

win......ja xD

[shooterperson]

Santa Claus is the worlds best ninja.

[MrLogxan]

@shooterperson the easter bunny would beat the shot out of santa

[ravenaffair]

...turn the invisible page...

ROFL XD



[greengrouch9]

this is so fucken damn funny

[Thumper17]

*gets hit with invisible book* DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?

[fiandaca123]

Ninja: "There you go thats it!" "Go home!

Me: "ok!"

Ninja:"Go home!" "Go some where else!"

Me: "I am!"

Ninja: "I just threw an invisible book at you."

Me: Jerk....-_-

[Itai55]

ninjas are so badass that they never take of thier clothes, hench the hair being on the outside

[YouTributeTube]

For the ninja: Why are ninjas so egotistical? Can they really destroy the world? Only God can do that.

[Itai55]

@YouTributeTube ninjas are gods

[jonhasaheart]

"I knew he would win...ja". Bahahaha!

[gunscark]

Aww man i got hit by a invisible book

[K3yblad3Bob]

How can you have a GOOD NIGHT after that!!!!!!!!!!!

[PloK00nsClone]

sounds a little like Bill Cosby

[Oblivaddict]

yay AWESOME.

[Dreamerx47]

this makes me feel all warm inside.....wait is that blood?

[atHuecoMundo4ever]

"Knew he would win........ja" I almost lost it

Also really bloody :3 kinda creepy but funny

[az0959756]

Wi knew i would WIN!!!!!........Ja...

[spoofanaters]

check my channel for a spoof

[stinkyhamster111]

bill cosbinja

[monkeyuncle9]

ah yes this reminds me of simpler times, when the only gift Santa gave you was killing you in a not very painful way

[hitchcockfan81399]

ow im bleeding now cause the invisible book hit me in the forehead

[LovelesEntertainment]

"They found mama quickly and brutally hit her. Fast, short blows like a meme on a twitter."

[BboyVybe85]

omg 2 FUNNY!

[RoninDave]

win-ja! Hilarious!

[IridescentChitin]

lol

[OreWaSulekDesu]

Can someone send me the whole text on PM? :d

[RandomnessMaster]

same

[Fingolfin1394]

But you can't see it because it's dark out... And invisible.

[kanati]

Just when I think the ninja is losing his touch he tosses something like this out and shows me he's still got it. Totally incredibly awesome. :)

[lolpanbvc]

HOLY CRAP i just got punched through the intertubes

[SarahEMorrison1]

@lolpanbvc OMG! so did I

[Aweemawa]

i wuv this video =3

[SilentAssassin382]

hilarious

[nanthil]

Zig zag zoop. Pokeman!?

[SCShadow52]

Haha this sounds so much like Bill Cosby

[MrZoro75]

305 woo hoo ^_^

[blackBeltOf07]

watch out for the paindeer in your back yard

[thebuzzerding]

301 and i say wenis

[giantwhatcher]

am the 300th =P

[zudikas28]

299th! 1 to go to 300! THIS IS SPARTAH!

[ScardTurtl]

Really starting to hate getting 2 seconds into my vid and then slapped in the face by an ad....

[xyuc0cu]

it's ninjamercials eating your brain away...and slowly killing u..

[TheScRoLlDoWn]

Lmao! That was GREAT! X3

[XFireBoyXx]

LMAO

[Oslosfantasi]

Har du det bra?

[trippellol]

jo, takk

[VandonBan]

oh my goodness i was showing this to my baby sis and she started saying slice and die

[animefreak0555]

"Poked off my arm, so even if my wife wasnt already dead, I still could not hold her." XD oh my god I was about to pee my pants!

[MrSugarWater]

If I had the "Ask a Ninja" for a friend (assuming he didn't kill me beforehand), I would probably die laughing.

[petermac96]

Do real ninjas do the "ninja glare" by Nihahiga Studios?

[tobiisagoodboy109]

sha xD

[tobiisagoodboy109]

turn invisable page //.^

[octi911]

Do a book i will buy it :D

what a nice book

[108201]

make a book, make a book!

[MikeYoru]

funny as hell XD

[BasilBannana]

Dude, They should make an actual book of this, I would buy one for every member of my family.

[GraffitiClown94]

look at that invisible picture of someone zigin and zagin....butcha can't see it because its real dark out and invisible.haha almost peed myself

[SarahEMorrison1]

@GraffitiClown94 i really almost peed my self at that 2!! xD

[GraffitiClown94]

our enemys were hung from the chimmney with hooks, a warning to any presumptuous crooks......his eyes they did twinkle (thats all i could see), he chopped off my my nose and handed it to me

[killingcommando]

not a creature was stering case they were all dead...lol thats my favorite part

[GhostoftheSea]

That's the ninja version and it so rocks!

[0cloud112]

it's funnyXD

[THEMONSTERBISCUIT]

why do you sound like kenny rodgers?

[killingcommando]

cause he looks like kenny rogers lol

[mattig89ch]

Hey does the ninja still have that gmail account for questions?

I wanted to ask him what he thought of the internet series: tiny paid ninjas.

[xxChayLaidigxx]

I just threw an invisible book at you.

:)

Chay xx

[Candlegary]

@xxChayLaidigxx *Steals invisible book* No more of that for you, Mwahahaha! :P

x

[TigrAMV]

*punch u in the face and get the invizible book* U just got PWN jad.....

[xxChayLaidigxx]

You're such a dick, Gary. For that, I want my gingerbread back. Ha! :)

[Candlegary]

:( *gives book back* Nooo, this gingerbread is tooooo lovely :D

x

[xxChayLaidigxx]

Yaaas, I rule.

*read invisible book*

[Candlegary]

Cheeky sod :P You have to read it aloud when I see you :P

x

[AmousOtatos]

I have a video up with a version

of this poem as well.

A bit different though......

check it out.

[AmazingMascots]

So if life "after being a youtube star" worse than life after being a "reality TV star"? I dunno. But I'm guessing either way that line's not getting you laid at the bars...

[TheImmigrantsong]

Im gonna come true that inter internet...tube and punch you in theface :D

[GreenDayLuver2009]

funny!!!!!!!!

[AsianKidozSheila]

iiiimmmposter niinja my sister is a real ninja

[UnwaveredFaith]

Pure epic.

[smurfatack]

how long did it take you to come up with that?

[AvatarYoda]

Inspired and hilarious version of "The Night Before Christmas"!!!

I have on a mix tape from the 80s a version of "Night Before Christmas" that is completely normal in recitation, but contains humorous sound effects, such as a ship horn for "to his team gave a whistle" and an electric drill for "stockings were hung by the chimney with care." I have no idea who reads it. Is anyone else familiar with this version? The tape is starting to wear out and I'd like to find it on a CD if possible.

[BlckHrt141]

this was awesome lol

[ComicalCosplay]

hey ninja do u have sex with other ninjas

[ErichoTTA]

Very nice and Merry Christmas.

[Trooper0008]

"He was nimble and strong, a right Deadly 'ol ninja. When he flipped over me, I knew he would win..............ja!"

ROFL! This is fricken awesome!!

[gtkpaladin]

That was very amusing lol. Good ryhming.

[KnightOfHerHearts]

not a creature was moving because they were dead

[philipkay]

is it just me or did this "ask a ninja" sound like Bill Crosby dubbed it?

[Darksmith3]

no, you can't understand Bill Cosby

[Northener008]

Great Video!!!!!!!!!LOL

[13Fayt13]

ROFL!!!! that made me love christmas..or the holidays i should say

[AL7AZEN]

LOL santa ninja XDD and hey this vid is awesome thanks for uploading it AND makin it

[FallingAmbience]

R...ofl.

[thatweirdo93]

winner.

[Lowfinn]

too funny.

[LOLZLOLZish]

STUPID

[skullscream1]

hehe funny

[virgoliem]

GOOD

[ExploringBeyond]

lolz!!!

[awesomenesssssssssss]

you are back...great

[jeffuryca]

You got to love this guy. Very funny.

[parkerum]

why voypics?

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[EaObUiCe]

holy geez ,

this is the best one you have made in a while . [:

i love you !

[EaObUiCe]

ps , please bring back the old intro too ask a ninja !

it was the best , ohh yeahh . and the

" i look forward to killing you one day " [:

it makes mehh happy .

[TheTyrantDragon]

"you can't see it. It's real dark out. and invisible."

[pablodimar]

XD HAHAHAHA

[lowchicks]

i have a question for you :

How do you ninjas kiss with the mask on ?

[the1guythere]

umm... they're ninjas...

[Kilshiara]

"I knew he would win .... ja."

LMAO!!!

[meastro5491]

LOL

[jeremyowens81]

great job lmao

[rootedinfaith3]

Ugh... you are the most amazing youtuber EVER. xo

:jingles holly above head: Pucker up. Oh, put that sickle down, silly. No...seriously... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Aaah.---!" :dies:

Well, a girl can dream.

[WatcherThePunk]

The narrator must have been a ninja, in that he could record his story - in rhyme, no less - as he died like that.

[MarkVictor5]

Please watch our Christmas video

[TransparentShadow]

Amazing story. Really gets to the heart of the holiday season and the true spirit of Christmas. <3

[menonthemovemovie]

Love it. Very funny. Sometimes you sound like Bill Cosby telling a story.

[1a2b1a2b1a2b1a2b1a2b]

AWESOME!!!!!

[trialhm]

yeeeahh

[MeowMix140]

Is that the father from Dr. McNinja?

[supertrinko]

that was epic, i want a transcript to read on december 24th

[paintdataint]

powerful and moving like the songs of burt bacharach.... I almost peed my pants!

[TehOwnzer]

lol, awesome!

[tsion11]

FREAKING EPIC

[CrypticMemo]

Added to the list of stories I will tell my kids one day.

[UnobviouslyHere]

I want you.

[pinkrosagetdown]

___haha NiNJA!;D^.

[Negative0Infinity665]

==nerdgasm==

[Stompbox99]

that was friggin awesome!

[Carlos15ag]

This is great dude!! but seriously, I do understand english easily but with your videos I usually struggle a bit. Subs would be alright from time to time!

[madpiratesarah]

love the sexy poster at the end!

and the invisible book throwing lol

[arcadiamusak]

you know Mr.Askaninja your videos always amuse me, always a laugh

[MabinogiHeadQuaters]

...Epic win.