Craig Ferguson 11/18/10B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE XD

[ruderrrr]

I was just lighting my cig when he started the whole topic....

I made an awkward pause there...

[darksolder]

Hey guys, Can I bum a fag?

[lordofthedrums93]

@darksolder By the way, "Bum a fag" is the name of a movie I've just had an idea for.

[TheHarlequinLady]

teens don't always smoke coz its cool.... they do it the same reasons adults do it relieves stress...oh and to quit smoking what u do is you start smoking pot as a substitute for like a month or two, coz pot is easier to quit then normal cigarettes... [for legal reasons go for medical marijuana... i think that might actually is a legitimate reason to get medical marijuana]

[indoorin]

"He's a vampire you idiot!" LOL

[Rubyxarde]

oh, all this talk about smoking. I need a cigarette ->

[Saartjeee]

''teeth the color of post-its'' - omg I laughed so hard!

[HeadlessHorsewoman]

Uh-Oh! I was just smoking a penis, I mean cigarette...and it's true, I started when I was a stupid teenager. I should go back in time and punch myself in the face!

Anyway...thanks Mal, I love you! =)

[mystyklchyk]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was annoyed by that lady cackling in the audience. I didn't notice her so much after the monologue, I wonder if I was just distracted by the sexiness of Jeff (and Geoff) and Craig, or they moved her?

[andrephx90]

I love when he starts doing the Clinton´s pose but he doesn´t know what to say and has to think in something xD

[4iz]

I just had to make a screen capture of Craig & Geoff posing with their jaws agape and make it my desktop image. :D

[eduardoavai]

Does anybody know when exactly Craig did quit smoking?

[khichehade]

The only show I make sure to watch each eposide

[MissIssyP]

@khichehade And read every comment! or is that just me? :S

[khichehade]

@MissIssyP Yeah and read every hilarious comment!!....LOL

[SpasticSeamonkey]

I would absolutely walk up to someone and ask if I could bum a penis.

[HoppyNinja]

Hooray proper amount of suction! xD

[HLM190586]

Not trying to be negative Mal but why there is very big black border around the videos?

Anyway thanks for usual Craig's goodies.

[keybladelordus]

@HLM190586 as head of mals second unofficial fan club, i answer that its to provide less distraction from craig

[greypilgrim26]

damn, the Dalek's buggered off again. Oh well, I guess this way he won't exterminate Craig.. .or will he?

[Gilliannn1]

XD dirty disney rhymes...<3

[crowman733]

I love when Craig gets irritated by Geoff. XD

[kubek]

Camels don't have toes

[ehcmier]

@kubek They are even-toed ungulates. Yes, they have toes. But cameltoes aren't about camels, anyway. ;)

[yolo22]

i love craig's humor. it is so honest. like, for example:

1. quitting smoking is very difficult

2. teens think smoking is cool

3. cheney has a dimensional portal to hell

[XxOldFashionedGalxX]

OMG that women laughing lol

"If Goofy's a yucking there's gonna be some...." he doesn't even have to complete a joke to have me laugh hysterically lo

[xXSpellcasterXx]

"They canceled the psychic detective show.."

*jumping for joy thinking of the mentalist*

"...medium"

Damnit. Psych will have their vengeance one day...

[warriorrabbit17]

Bottom-frolics! Hysterical.Can I get a carton of Penis Lites? They're cheaper in bulk...

[TheKcart]

I would like to invest in the bacon patches!

[Unitronus]

A hobo maybe?

[Kadiontherock]

@Unitronus Oh God, I forgot the hobos! Maybe those who have the loudest laugh get more chicken? LMAO

[medownfall]

omg who's that crazy woman laugh in the background?

[Kadiontherock]

There's a woman in the audience whose laugh irritates me...

I quit smoking when my uncle died of lung cancer, that was a sad wake up call.

Anyway, I love the idea of giving cigarettes silly names

[mystyklchyk]

@Kadiontherock I wish my dad dying of Pulmonary Fibrosis would make my nieces and nephews quit, and his brother and sisters... and I hope it keeps my daughter from ever starting. I think Craig might be onto something there. I wonder if he quit when he was in rehab because he couldn't have cigarettes in there, I think. Good for you for quitting, and I'm sorry about your uncle :(