Ellis lines not in the demo

[AyameAsakura]

This is awesome XD They dont have most of this stuff in the game lol, which sucks cuz Ellis would have been an even funnier character lol.

Thanks for uploading this :D It's really epic. :)

[ROFLOLMAOFU]

OH MY GOSH, IT'S CHRISTMASSSS!!

[Mirrorlmage]

My Virgin Senses Are Tingling. And at 23 years old too. SHAME.

[iloveichigo123]

i never noticed how sexy his lips look ^/////^

[JMWS312]

How can you guys not like little peanut? I used to have all his toys when i was just bite size. I love you Ellis O)

[iLiKEZombiesXkelseyX]

Left 4 Dead 3 should include Keith!!! :D

[TailsFox11]

Lol ninja sword of love xD

[pein999000]

KIDDYLAND!!! XD

[MyBillz123]

no, you never told me about Keith, thanks for sharing.

[LittleYaoiDevil]

Ellis can SING?!

I don't know why, but he sings really well o____o

[TheLarsPerson]

Lil' Peanut??

[TheEpicSpammers]

ellis is random but awesome and it sounds like keith is in a lot of pain most of the time :)

[XXflapjaxXX]

6:43

JARATE- BALLOON EDITION

[futrevdogmetster]

i've heard a crap load of these(i always play ellis) but a lot of these i haven't

[speedandrew]

is keith still  alive?

[marcusfenix086]

@speedandrew yes...yes he is...didnt u notice ellis said he was gunna tell him sumtin?so he must know were he is...

[Crazykitts]

Kieth must be an imaginary fried? :D

[MrHBK555]

ellis, keith, dave, and bill EPIC TEAM

[troublemaker874]

@MrHBK555 who the hell is dave???

[Alucardworshipper]

"One thing Video Games have taught me; good shit always come in vents."

Sound like Ellis plays Half-Life. XD (( Possible reference by Valve there? ))

[BlackLagoonCo]

Wait a second. Keith gets hit with experimental bombs on a government testing facility? KEITH IS THE FIRST CARRIER!

[RateMaster22]

HOLY SHUT GUYS! KIDDIELAND!

[Draxis32]

Guess that 1% Zombie he is talking is the one that when they see they scream

TAAAAAANK

[acdclover333]

They should keep Ellis, Bring back Francis, Add Kieth and some new chick

[XXPrincessMidna]

What the....

Did he just say....

"If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bare that man's children"? O__o;

[Mafia200100]

@XXPrincessMidna yeah, he says that about the stock car racing guy in Dead Centre

[XXPrincessMidna]

@Mafia200100 Ellis just would. He just would. XD

[Mafia200100]

@XXPrincessMidna so true...

[MEGATROID114]

@XXPrincessMidna yes... yes he did... people wont sleep after hearing that...

[Tremox5]

holy shit guys... KIDDY LAND!!!

[tommytunes0700]

6:47 You think he was gonna say pee or piss?

[Tremox5]

@tommytunes0700 YEAH I DID XD

[tommytunes0700]

This seems like all his fucking lines aren't in the demo!!!

[VietBrotherz]

I bet Valve's next poll is going to be "What happened to Keith?"

[internetfanboy69]

Holy shit zombies are real

[smurfmurphy2010]

i ever tell u about the time

[29jonr]

keith is hard as stone

[xBIGxCHriSx98x]

last 1 percent tore that truck to shit lol

[firefoxdw]

*After his whole talking i look at him and say* Sorry? What did you say?

[SonicHalo12345]

that last one percent tore that car to shit XD

[jerkface42]

1:50 Nothing says 'I love you' like an incendiary shot and a katana through the gut. XD

[burnerthehedgehog]

how the hell is keith not dead yet!? aww well who cares, its for the best, GO KEITH!

[21811441514314159265]

keith sure gets hurt alot.

[t50j50]

5:18-5:24 tf2 spy reference

[drbeefcakes]

Nick rated this video 4 times

[DragonsRule02]

1:15 - 1:23 ~ Ellis needs to make a freaking album :D

[thedarkdecay]

i m surprised kieth is still alive

[Formutha]

1:37 - 1:56 I Laughed my ass off!

[cheesemacfilms]

5:12

SPY!!!!!!

[bigz21311]

my favorite ellis lines

holy shit zombies are real

gonna beat me a zombie to death with a nightstick

so we gotta set up to rock and then fight zombies

kill all sons of bitches those are my official instructions

man i hope we dont run into a ghost out here you cant shoot a ghost nick i mean hell it aint rocket science

kiddie land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigz21311]

my favorite ellis lines

holy shit zombies are real

gonna beat me a zombie to death with a nightstick

so we gotta set up to rock and then fight zombies

kill all sons of bitches those are my official instructions

man i hope we dont run into a ghost out here you cant shoot a ghost nick i mean hell it aint rocket science

[CazyWazyWooWoo]

KIDDIE LAAAAND

[undersounderjordan]

ellis is the shit

[Mincho1994]

KIDDIE LAND!

[teoarrk]

lol epic " If the laws of nature allowed it, I'd bear that man's children." XD

[SkieBluFox]

"My buddy Keith tried camping out on a building once. He was shooting crows but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask him what he was doing up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again."

God, I love Ellis.

[smbproduction]

fokes call me Ellis.... dude those zombies are real! I knew the movies were real! did i tell you my name is ellis? my name is ellis, fokes call me ell. XD

[hottieluv283]

Oh My Gawd Its Christmas O.O

[NeverEndingSoda]

Ellis. o _o

[SparkOfSun]

Grabbin' a problem solver!

[mii284]

elllis is da man

[XxgamekidXD]

where do u find the truck ellis was talking a bout

[deathbykoolaid]

I love these!

[theawsomedude777]

The "suck the heads" line IS in the demo.

[mii284]

@theawsomedude777 errr hello you can hear it on the full game

[sk8erbails]

my buddy keith lived in a graveyard it wasnt a dare or notin he just got kicked out of his house he said he never saw a single ghost execpt this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money and he might have been a homeless guy cause he had a robe on with 2 eyes cut out his face

[MrTrollslayer1996]

holy SHIT GUYS!!!! KIDDIE LAND!!!!

[IKnoWhoUAre]

Wonder how his friend Kieth survived all the bombs

[Ele3tricEye]

5:35 keith is black?

[XxgamekidXD]

@Ele3tricEye no he has the same hat only keath has a lil bard

[MoodyMooMoo1]

Ellis make me laugh ^.~ n Elle is a girls name hehe

[raiku1992]

0:34 i never heard him say that in the game

[shawn7889]

last 1 percent tour that thing to shit

[Chilce001]

If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bear that mans children. Oh wow Ellis XD

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

these arnt in teh demo cuz there full game lines :P

[FirepawBL]

Kiddy Land <3

[ifinglovegaaraandchr]

Keith has a horrible life D: XD

[Fartingkid2k9]

dude, he just goes on and freakin on...

[Raptorboy101]

Damn it this guy is funny!!

[Zer0rulez321]

ellis is so awesome , i love his stories!!!

[sakura1406]

Ellis seems to lose his accent when he sings xD

[mistyfog24]

@sakura1406 Doesn't everyone?

[ronvins]

I love his stories.

[hnrksl]

2:13 - 2:17 YES

[ELNENE000222]

@hnrksl wow dinosaurs shooting lasers of there eyes hahah EPIC!!!

[CamTheKitty]

At first it was funny, then it got sad, but then it got funny again :D

[KarmaJockeyOfficial]

@CamTheKitty At first I was like :D then I was like :(

[CamTheKitty]

@KarmaJockeyOfficial

Then I was like :D again

[flyflysoul157]

"Through that blasted out hole of love."

Lol.

[raineko98]

is it me or did the ghost story kinda sound like keith got backstabbed by a spy from tf2?

[MrDisciple234]

@raineko98 THAT HOBO'S A SPY!

[StealthMonkey25]

i know plenty about swamps.. full of bugs, gators, snakes... and ZOMBIES now

[1991GothicSoul666]

god Ellis yacks on and on lol

[Sonicboom50000]

I love Ellis but why the fuck would he stich his hand to his dick?

[Ecofreak96]

@Sonicboom50000

ROFLMAO!!!

No, no. He's was talking about stitching the chainsaw to his arm....ROFL. He only says that when he has a chain saw.

[piper5by5]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, KIDDIELAND!

[speedmasterx19]

the songs are in there its just an easter egg and kiddy land and the tunnel like most of it and the christmas

[chiliboy08]

"i love you" lol

[XXgatling]

i wish they would make an ellis and keith dlc where you do all kinds of non-zombie related high-jinks

[Soundboy6]

KIDDIELAAAAAAND!

[ghostrider322]

Um... most of the lines in this I heard in game.

[Zaint]

at first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again

lol Keith is awesome

[ComicManultimate]

maybe the ellis.......maybe its made out of chocolate

[Loafandmarkpictures]

one time, the army bombed mah buddy Keith

[silversnake4133]

His voice makes me smile. He's so cute! X3

[Twilightstinks14]

"Instead of evacuating, I armored up a truck to drive myself out of here, built that thing to be zombie proof. Turns out it was only 99% zombie proof, last 1% tore that truck to shit"  LOL

[DannerstheMuffin]

They should make a level where everyone meets Keith.

[floop518]

Lmao Coach sings so much better than Ellis.

[SaraxPandaxBara]

"its not a funny haha story"

lol

[Sonicboom50000]

HOLY SHIT GUYS KIDDY LAND!

[MrSgtCheeseburger]

They should make a add-on for keith, man that would be fun!

[eds0000]

OhmahGawd! It's Christmass! >:D

[Snowdemoman]

Dude...

There's a reason these weren't in the demo.

Also, thats the reason people didn't post them. Everybody heard them already.

Just saying

[ravenwind137]

If Ellis was an actual person, I would bear that mans children.

2:52 "Please, do not bomb us!" D:

5:12 I think Keith was stabbed by s KKK member.

5:53 Ellis does not do dog fighting. Or cock-fighting. He does gator-fighting.

[YouGotOwned87]

4:23, that line was in demo :o

[Emgee78]

Keith must be Superman or Capt. Jack Harkness, only not so smart.

[hardthinking]

did i ever tell you about the time when my buddy keith drown in the tunnle of love you dont think i could happen because the waters so shallow but that's how it get's ya XD

[your3rdDonut]

Ellis just never quits talking bout Kieth during the game

[Stormcat1]

After listening to Ellis's lines, It sounds like he's a lot smarter than he lets on.

[21811441514314159265]

@Stormcat1 he talks like forrest gump kinda :P

[Luigi356]

@Stormcat1 Ellis is smart, he just lives a simple life of comfort (Well, until the zombies)

[Hellfyre209]

Ellis sure has some great stories to share.

[rawrzez]

Gotta love Ellis. XD

[Speedy19191]

@rawrzez mah favourite guy 2 play as ^^

[SamOliver4]

Wow, this Keith guy must be a relative of Superman or something. He must've died at least five times.

[left4deadcracker]

you get to meet him in DLC thats comming in next year

[maskeiron]

man i want to meet this Keith...

[IamtheRobloxianator]

He is a mod for L4D2

[left4deadcracker]

NEXT SUMMER!!!:)

[kisser55]

Lol ftw. XD

[jcaroppoli]

My Top 5 Favorite Ellis Lines

5. You are the Most Beautiful ive Ever sat between

4.WUBUBU [shacking self awake]

3.OhmiGod its christmas

2.I would bear that mans children

1. ayeluvu (i love you)

[SNip3RWoLf1337]

I have ellis' cap. and shirt ;)

[thelonewolf21693]

replace roachelle with KEITH

[kelseasc413]

KIDDIE LAND!

[MsGothchick]

1:55 to 1:57 OH MY GOD IT'S CHRISTMES!! LOL

[AmandaandJaimeshow]

lol 1:38 to 1:39!

[ForcheAlex]

Ellis rules

[AcidFerret]

if the laws of nature allowed it...I would bear that mans childern!

lmfao Ellis you're so precious

[acemusta]

I fucking love ellis' stories!

[DarkLink7337]

turns out the truck was 99% zombie proof .

Last 1% tore that truck to shreds .

[BigGunFan323]

The truck was s'posed to be 100% zombie proof.

Turns out the truck was 99% zombie proof.

Last 1% tore tht truck to shit.

1%=Tank

[Grievousfan001]

@DarkLink7337 tore the truck to shit

[UnownPikachu]

@DarkLink7337

im guessing a tank tore it :P

[Mob720]

The "suck the head" line is in the demo... and I should know, I dont have the full game

[madrandomdood]

wow his friend had shit load stuff happen to him

[itachiharumei]

he is cute and funny i would date him and i would fight zombies with him

[Lallemartin]

If there was a zombie invasion, It isnt would fight, its you got to ;) And if you dont like the person, then bad luck ;)

[ironmatts]

holy shit guys,KIDDIE LAND

[ironmatts]

lost my eyebrows LOLZ

[TobiGirl66]

-le gasp- BUT! ellis is so FREAKING CUTE!! he is to cute to be stupid D:<

[xxxSKYLIGHTxxx]

The rest of the group never lets ellis finish his stories!! it pisses me off lol

[MrSgtCheeseburger]

@xxxSKYLIGHTxxx yeah it pisses me off too.

[xxxSKYLIGHTxxx]

@MrSgtCheeseburger when Rochelle says "is it the good time for this" or whatever im like "STFU ROCHELLE ITS NEVER TIME FOR U TO TALK!" haha

[Chchchaz]

@xxxSKYLIGHTxxx i know.. i want to hear wat happend to keith when he camped on a bomb site!

[luigifankid2]

@xxxSKYLIGHTxxx Me too! I wanna hear his story! Its interesting!

[flamdude321]

@xxxSKYLIGHTxxx true that

[kmgcatcousin]

@xxxSKYLIGHTxxx Agreed. That Ellis made me gay.

[carlbot2000]

You can't shoot ghosts Nick

[Aecusim]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH KEITH!

[KaijinArumu]

OMG IT'S CHRISTMAS!

I died a bit, hmkay <3

[narbagepl0x]

what DOES suck the heads mean?

[zach296]

it means crush the head on a cooked craw fish and eat the meat in it

[innaroy1800]

i love you, ellis!!!!!

[MrCheekyotter]

lmaoo

[mccann595]

this is ssooooooo cool

[suicidelraccoon]

KIDDIELAND!

[jmr48080]

Poor Keith.

[elendless]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE ellis xD tho i choose nick, i cant get enough of ellis, i love his rants xD

[danceallot]

omg this is awesome