King's Cube

[Hoffnungster]

日租100美金。。。。。够狠

[Hoffnungster]

好讽刺！大陆人表示，在大陆很多人就是住的这样的房子。

[ooxx0715]

睇呢段片一開頭都覺得幾好笑,但唔知點解睇完之後真係有D眼濕濕­…點解我地D HK人要咁辛苦?

[PS3DLS]

@ooxx0715 而且心裡明知,將來始終有一天,會演變成如此!!

[720Roc]

推呀~~推爆個點擊率

[ccy112233]

個西裝矮仔拎住紅酒行出黎個陣笑左

[ccolinlish]

what's the meaning of the ending of this video?- -

[ShinaAlboma]

I still remember my three-year life in HK living like this. Good thing is, the "unit" is significantly larger, and it's easy to find a place to eat. Traffic is also excellent.

[paul3504]

4:16 身處於16.4平方尺的單位中, 欣賞1048平方尺的天台, 是多麼的快樂.

[oo120]

仆街地產商

[TVShortShort]

如果有埋鬼妹著住晚裝喺度玩捉迷藏會更正！

[biolchun]

不能相信, 一連睇左幾次

[catcat8248]

那就是英文懶 看到有人用英文說那不如搬去加拿大 我回他不如搬去火星 加上一句 英文不好 對不起 也讓那些甚麼US 回來的英文一流的大哥 單以我一句 就說我不知道火星是星球﹖

英文不好 但是我也勇敢表達我對對方叫我們搬去加拿大的言論不滿 我只針對他的說話 不針對他其他

但是saxokobe 你就針對我的英文

我很生氣 英文不好 萬一對方只會看英文 那我就不能用很差的英文 用力去表達我的不滿﹖

我有錢也能去美國讀書呢﹗﹗ 大哥﹗﹗﹗

這本來只是針對房很貴 買不起 用很多錢也只能租都一個連站都沒得站的房間

然後有人在後面說一句 那不如搬去加拿大 那邊很多位置

你不生氣﹖

然後我寫我的對他的想法 英文差不差關閣下X事﹗﹗﹗

[saxokobe]

There are 46 Lee Ka Shing's Dog disliked this video

[catcat8248]

我英文不好 不過見到那個 @MrDeano691說 不如搬去加拿大 就火都來﹗﹗忍不住用了爛英文回他﹗﹗﹗ 有錢我直接在香港買個大D的房子了﹗﹗﹗ 不如你叫大家搬去比華利山喇 何不食肉糜﹗﹗﹗ 真是X你老X

[saxokobe]

@catcat8248 he said moving to MARS which is a planet... not canada.... man... your english really does suck...

[catcat8248]

@saxokobe 我的英文是不好是不好是不 但是他用英文寫叫我們不如搬去加拿大喇 那我好有“禮貌的”跟他說不如搬去火星 請問礙著你甚麼了﹖ 你不看前只斷章取義 就算你英文多好 中文多厲害 那你也只是在發表一個奇怪的言論已 move to Mars 是我回他的話 ﹗﹗﹗﹗

[Verno74]

This is a comedy sketch right? My toilet is bigger than this place. Got to be a joke

[leg0man01]

@Verno74 if you read the description you'll see that this is supposed to be satire. It's supposed to inform or remind us of the conditions of how some people in HK have to live in through the use of sarcasm.

[dydypig]

無能冇遠見的政府,只顧官商勾結,政府做過D咩去幫助基層和窮人­??派6千??2千蚊只可以租到板間房,劏房!!我對政府施政真­係好不滿,我地可以點做??

[micahelki]

100%實用率....!

[SuccessfulStu1]

此"地產語言"所稱"完善"設備的”豪宅“在某些人眼裡卻是“棺­材房”。Luxury or stingy?

[gameay]

好抵死，好反智

[lionalmighty]

曾蔭權此等無良心之徒應該睇吓，睇吓佢口中嘅繁榮係乜嘢一回事。

睇完呢段片真感到悲哀，香港悲哀一面。種種情況都因政府無能、漠­視、短視做成！在位六年有多，做過乜？全部假大空！六大產業？佢­就真係杏加橙！要大陸官員開口先肯轉軚，仲有乜自主性可言，正廢­物，踢一踢，郁一郁！真係越講越嬲，此等廢人等天收！

[clauderung]

政府多年縱容炒屋的社會問題,雖然明白不是話解決就解決得到,亦­都明白不是現今政府的決策,但香港政府連面對錯誤的誠意都瞴,就­實在太過分,特首對香港人的漠視,真係越睇越心痛!! 香港人容忍極限係邊,香港人的自由就係邊!!

[andrew688k]

44個唔想知道真相的大陸官員睇左

[PXXXXXN]

由以前嘅籠屋 , 到現在嘅劏房 . . .

下一代可能人人得返個櫃桶 . . . .

拉出黎 . . . 瞓入去 . . . 閂返埋櫃桶 . . . .

就叫做 "房" 了 . . . .

[aretkusu86]

serious production reflecting the reality of hong kong now!!!

I especially like the english subtitles to let more foreigners understand this covered problem in this territory

[stevenwongwm]

Shame on Hong Kong Government

[cavewong]

有44個政府官員無得住示範單位

[kelvinwong49]

美國印錢, 我地低息係外圍問題, 我唔怪我地政府做唔到野, 但增加供應係政府可以做既野, 政府應該填多D海, 收新界村地, 復建居屋,用限購黎控制投資需求, 香港政府缺既係大膽做到野既人才, 有既就係係立法局亂吠既庸才

[180cming]

香港人一日不搞暴動,香港政府一日都不會理你們班蟻民.

[awnplmigo]

@180cming 但係有好多人仲0係度話香港人太偏激太多怨氣，話個政府幫得窮人­太多，搞到港人失去左咩核心價值拼搏精神。

仲有好多人炒樓，好多人睇唔起買唔起樓0既人。

[0320125]

強大的介紹..

正視問題啦香港政府!!!!

[SilentSystem11121]

蝸居

[lichipong]

一d都唔好笑…過多幾年後各位都可能要靠呢d棺材房生活

[raymondcblai]

真無奈！為何香港人的M型社會走到這麼兩極化的地步。有人可以天­天玩樂歐遊四個月唔做嘢，有人要用全副月入交付可能是全世界最高­呎租的「豪宅」。「真突手」，你們這班廢柴醒了沒有。火警燒死了­5人，顧的止是如何取締「劏房」，而不是試圖解決「住」這個根本­問題。為什麼？是否又是怕了影響「地產霸權」！？

[4IN14094]

業主無良, 政府無能, 官員低能, 加上地產賤人, 乃香港人4大悲歌

[Small23friend]

好勵害啊!剛剛在TV看到就上youtube點來看, 片段好棒啊, 看出制作人的心思!

[Ahem2002]

MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...! Absolute GOLD performance by the host!

[mirandap00]

O____O oh my it's like living in a closet ><

[130Tilman]

Unbelievable! Who makes this kind of living style? I think the landlords wil be very happy, because they reach their goal to get the money from the poor in succeed. 60-70's generation will improve their living standard easier if they work hard. But the chance is difficult to find in 80-90's generation. Who makes this HK like this? So many 劏房甚至棺材房nowaday.

[iluvhk4ever]

好欣賞依段短片.

點解個主持人可以忍住唔笑咁耐?

我已經夭咗喇.

[hatechinagov]

@iluvhk4ever 我覺得佢把聲好明顯忍緊笑囉

[jolinwuwu]

well done! a good real life expression

[cyrixcch]

本身喺深水埗叫宇宙大廈已經好爆,仲要改埋做宇宙半島,like­爆~~

[tpenny159]

睇完真係心痛,點解香港變成咁

希望執政者睇到呢條片,為香港窮人諗下

[Zavannt]

that's incredible cinematography compared to the current tv stations!

[Kaelie]

@Zavannt I AGREE LOL better than TVB Dolce Vita HAHA

[gwun2008]

除了無奈，還是...無奈！唉！！生活在社會低層的人，便要忍受­日夕被欺負、壓榨的無奈、無力感。

為什麼無奈？因為並非人人都想流血革命，亦不想在家長式專制強權­統治下過活。但是自由社會中，人，始終還是不能隨意地享有／行使­個人的自由，那怕是基本的、像樣的居住空間。

除了無奈忍受外，還能夠做什麼？....

[SampsonXP]

@gwun2008 五區公投時新界東有隻怪獸候選人陳強國一早講過，一係移民，一係­革命。

[gwun2008]

@SampsonXP 唉！兄台，冇財冇才，點移民？無勇無謀又怕死，點革命？講來講去­，還是...無奈啊！！！

[MrDeano691]

Move to Canada and you will have some space to live and move.

[catcat8248]

@MrDeano691 Move to Mars.....then you will have too too many space!!! base on how to move to

[youaintsee]

Watching this video can cause one to be claustrophobic !

[mirandap00]

@youaintsee so true HAHAHAHAH

[dcwtang123]

Very good Vedio

[NeverBreakXPact]

I wouldn't mind living in that small room as long as there is toilet, shower, and kitchen I can use (ok if it is shared with others, as long as there isn't usually a line to use it) but I would definitely need a little more room to store clothes and such.

[ericpang1980]

比起十幾年前嘅籠屋，劏房已經算係天堂

[jenny7hi]

@ericpang1980 依家都仲有籠屋既

[stephentsang2000]

@jenny7hi 我朋友元朗間狗屋重大過佢.

[ShinaAlboma]

@ericpang1980 Yes it's heaven for single person. I once lived like that for three years before leaving HK

[mari5london]

I was very impressed to see this video by finding out Hong Kong people have this kind of sense of humour to be cynical about one of the aspects of their society. Very good.

[reinux]

@mari5london condescending much?

[scuthan]

香港人均住房面积不到7平方米，生活成本奇高，年轻人别奢望养得­起小孩，就连婚也结不起，甚至养活自己都困难。想起我小的时候，­父母是大陆一个小城市破烂国有企业的员工，每天工作8小时，工资­几十块钱一个月，商品凭票供应，单位提供60多平米(700sq­i)的房子，全家免费医疗，带午餐幼儿园每月2块钱，全家最值钱­的东西就是一台21寸黑白电视。生活不富裕但很幸福充实，没有什­么压力。我的邻居有单位领导、仓库管理员、商店柜台员工，大家过­得是一样的日子。

我在香港访问的日子颠覆我的世界观，我告诉他们，你们的日子过得­比朝鲜平壤还差，那个地方有大得多的房住，有稳定工作，有免费医­疗、退休金、教育，养活2个小孩没有什么压力，还有基本的人类尊­严。他们真的不相信。

[shikiwu]

@scuthan 五毛黨﹖

古巴也是這樣﹐醫生跟公車司機領的是一樣的薪水。

但是這樣是好﹖是壞﹖只有當地人知。

“商品凭票供应”﹐所以物資不足﹐以前很多人的祖父輩經常都會往­大陸給親戚寄牛奶﹑衣服等必需品。

如果香港日子“过得­比朝鲜平壤还差”﹐點解甘多人會由環境理應­比平壤還好的大陸湧落黎香港﹖

[scrugbyhk]

40 estate agents have seen this, and obviously don't like the accuracy.

[Nick83Fairfax]

Welcome to USA circa 2100!!

[lulu28128]

good!

[billyyeung54289]

呵...阿...呵...咁搞嘢！ ^_^

[on9honkie]

哈哈﹐有創意﹐真的是 香港 哀 歌

[TLCMQN]

Is this shit for real?

[EnemyofHK]

@TLCMQN the poors in Hong Kong live in places like this, its real, a said reality

and thx to the Chinese Communist Party, we don't have democracy in Hong Kong, citizens don't have the power to reform the society...

[fludblud]

@EnemyofHK we never had democracy under the british either bud.

[3721lizlo]

I don't think I could stand staying in that BOX for more than a day!

[mod5000]

It's a parody; those are actual living conditions though.

[e45359ab]

Guess what HKSAR policy maker is doing??

[TwinMountain]

Reminds me of Chinatown in NYC but where were the cockroaches?

[poetlorryit]

I think that would be a death trap if there was a fire

[fred2dance]

Good video, thank you



[Kalalml]

笑中有淚!

[lilstarH1]

i totally want to live in this 16 sqm box

[livid999]

@lilstarH1 It's not 16 sqm but 16 squre feet = less than 2 sqm!!

[mangoswiss]

I could last about 2 minutes in that room before I started shouting and screaming. I do suffer form claustrophobia though.

[mikabrains]

wait, is this a joke? seems like it- there are some giveaways--?

[estyt]

This is a very well made video clip, reflecting the reality of Hong Kong.

[cocoalice101]

看到这样的居住环境，不返香港了，留在加拿大为上策。

[hksim]

I'm from post-80's generation and I've been working and saving responsibly for the last 9 years, i pay my fair share, i don't cause trouble, I just want to be able to get a mortgage for something reasonable sized (400~ sq ft) without the fear of going broke if I become ill or lose my income. Inflation has skyrocketed past salaries and landlords and property tycoons are taking all of us young people for a ride. I'm sick and tired of this, something has to change.

[fred2dance]

fully agreed with you

[AarynMusic]

@hksim amen to that. good luck!

[billybenchan1]

可憐的香港社會

[ddpkpkppk]

wtf is that

[nyrondi29]

Sooooooo good

really ironic and reflects what real cubicles are like.

[TheLeongy]

Shame on so called Asia's World City, hope this is a wake up call for the social housing authority.

[frank007hk]

@TheLeongy they knew that for a long time, but never take actions on that.

[xyzkit]

睇到想哭...

[fxcrt]

I am speechless!!!!!!!

[Ozilnasri]

well done --- CU boys!

[xpbigdog2]

原來曾凸手所講香港居住問題已解決,就係king's cube

[coolice2011]

笑中有淚!感慨 獅子山下

俾煲呔加乜長物長一人一間,再開會應該咁好記單位就托到1800­0蚊呎租啦!

[SamuelCPK]

好正呀！送番間(或者借)俾曾煲呔住幾日，再叫啲乜長物長各住幾­日，佢哋一定住到唔捨得走。

[notnotkarena]

this is real black humour

[lf2god2003]

香港人

點解你地唔爭取民主踢走呢個政府?

你地幾時先明白幸福係要自己爭取?

[kinwing2001]

我笑唔出呀...............

[billybenchan1]

香港恥辱

[TravelDude1981]

See HK people.. or asian people who live in asia can fit into these accomodations.. as an american-asian.. that is outrageous.. theres no breathing space.. god bless USA!!!!

[talkingtable]

笑中有淚 we are so ignorant about the suffering of the grassroots people...

(thanks for the video)

[fatsiuwing]

黑色幽默...我俾70分...容許我俾多少集意見 !!

1) 開始時的地方介紹太長, 可以減短一些..

2) 結尾時fade out 時間太長, 應立即跳到白西裝住客的住屋情形, 更好的就是彷效粱朝偉在阿飛正傳結尾時, 用戶同樣配樂, 係梳頭,穿起戰衣, 拿起紅酒, 出街, 來作前傳

[1948virginia]

Shame on the HK Government !

[dunno0O]

:'(

[yuu279]

地產霸權最根本既問題都係人口方面解決唔到,好心個政府趕番D人­上大陸啦,係地圖上既一粒點有幾百萬人已經好唔正常...依家中­國同香港政府仲要將個問題繼續放大,仲要D新移民D福利仲好過我­地依D土生土長既香港人...咁玩法點講都講唔通啦。其實民主幾­時攪都得,最優先既都係民生,民生都未攪掂又如何談民主。何況你­依家攪緊既係偽民主,意圖推翻香港爭取左二十幾年既民主。

[vianacws]

可以加建特首府劏房,方便開閉門會議,等外賓嘗試香港大都會特色­.

[rogna1968]

有 heart 嘅廣告人.. 讚 ! 但就略嫌太過寫實... 並無一般地產商嘅賤格地誇大作假同吹水。例如可以借百佢個街超市­入面嘅景扮晒北河街街市入面.... 諸如此類...

[rogna1968]

有 heart 嘅廣告人.. 讚 ! 但就略嫌太過寫實... 並無一般地產商嘅賤格地誇大作假同吹水。

[kikochi0205]

睇完好想住^_^

[AYang520]

我寧願訓街 X[

[19x130mm]

轰孔除了黄赌毒黑骗，没什么正经的产业。 男盗女娼的一个垃圾堆。

[kiss1314005]

笑死- -

[slk148]

無奈

[amdk2007]

嘩, 舊樓有電梯, 算係筍盤啦! :P

[leongpoon]

好創意！不過曾特首如果看過呢段片一定會覺得香港基層房屋問題不­但已經解決，而且有改善。上次特首答問大會他已經說了“我們山邊­已沒有寮屋，沒有臨時屋，原因是我們的房屋計劃已經陸續解決”。­特首對本港房屋問題的水平如此，社會問題一觸即發是遲早的事！

[maxhui]

潤下班地產佬就o岩 la

[flee888]

樓盤中文名係咪叫"官房"

[edward2008711]

D經紀真係死都拗返生- -

[006086736]

山埋門我既私隱度仲高

[simonysck]

很明顯,藝術就是一間房屋的靈魂

[720Roc]

@simonysck 可惜在一個建築藝術很差的空間以藝術包裝，就是一個諷刺的靈魂。­

[stephentsang2000]

@simonysck 藝術? 咁鬼細仲嘥錢整咁多無謂嘢, 不如留番啲錢買樓好過啦

[bentlney]

自我滿足既心態真係可以攞命....

[ifurkend]

d蠟燭擺到甘近牆壁點燃唔怕火警！？

[0100terry]

深水步好多大廈連升降機都無。

[cs6789]

苦中作樂 自甘墮落 

[sophialauduehring]

How much would it cost to renovate? $100 a day is $3000 a month...

[phrawg]

@sophialauduehring 3000 HKD is ~380USD :)

[raykk82]

佢地依個 project 一定好高分 

[kelvinkcth]

佢忍到唔笑又幾好野 :D

[a114918641]

全天后4季大窗-___- 睇出去個景"真係幾唔同"

[SuperGootman]

位置優越，四通八達！... 但實用率低，價錢高。住麥Q啊！

[letterwill]

哈哈, 著住禮服, 拿杯紅酒, 由部lift 走出黎,

呢度的住客幾有品味!

[smilingjess]

感謝拍攝及製作團隊!!

like!!!

[dorisgirl1303]

我鐘意最後果幕

所謂豪宅...只存在於更上一層樓同示範單位

要佈置要租板間房要製片要research...辛苦哂:)

[bobby044132]

真難得連這種房間都可以弄得這麼美……

不過 示範單位就是示範單位

[suiSindy]

實用率100% ！！

[Azysify]

越睇越鐘意呢句:

4:02 「住客可以一邊品嚐紅酒, 一邊欣賞四季不同的景色」

[bilibara]

香港是個偉大的, 宏偉的, 甚麼亞洲的世界大都會喔... 你班小朋友玩野......地產霸王一定找你們的...尤其是個­個曾特首喔...哈哈,,,好玩喔...!

[veloceGT]

Brilliant, you just need to change the name to something obnoxious and irritating, and add some girls in evening gowns running around the hallways for absolutely no reason and you're there (Seriously, what is it with Hong Kong and ad campaigns that make no sense? I swear most local advertising is targeted to the lowest denominator)

[touchfusion]

好想買呀...

[lin110364]

間屋咁細, 點可以裝得落咁多最新既電腦產品?

[nagameii]

唔怪得香港人要發揮　"住得細 吾失禮 住得有計先係有智慧"　啦!　

[coldpalette]

香港有无物野“短片大赛”选举？ 我一定投佢一票！

[HENRYKLCHAN]

我都想租

!

[wizz0418]

呢條片真係無得輸! 盡顯黑色幽默!!

[lovetodayslife]

頂啊， 甘cheap的設計都話高級。。。。那個大理石是所有大理石裡面­最cheap

[Carwell]

這條片子充分反映出香港的居住/房屋問題,地產霸權問題&貧富懸­殊問題已經達到了非常嚴重級別. 這真正是人類社會的悲哀! 人的生活待遇像活在地獄裏,連狗貓都不如!!!

[k6636608]

thank you share video

[zxcvbnm3624]

+x哥真係低讚

[kaleowlc]

其實 佢張床擺入去果下應該費左吾少工夫!

[rondahl18]

16.4......................

[tbsleung]

部電梯不只有懷舊特色，還是意大利名廠Sabium電梯。

[ashkwaias123]

5:10分果到先係笑點

[sunny0liu]

精品豪宅 細膩品味

[TheShingpan]

@xelmolavenderx  佢係sell緊豪宅..唔係你講既板間房=]