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  • I love the way your "critics" also insult white viewers by saying that "crackers are the only people watching the videos". It's people like that who are racist. They like to put everyone in the same category. Well, I sure as heck am no cracker, hillbilly, or ridge-runner.

  • Yes, and one of the most powerful and important things I gotten out of these comments is that it's not just white to black, it's black to white and black to black. In other words there are arrogant, racist ass holes from every group of people and they will project their bullshit and beliefs on anybody.

  • I've only just come across your videos as I searched for German language vids. I've just started learning German myself.

    I'm moved by your experiences. Perhaps the greatest divider of mankind is not the colour of a mans skin but rather the capacity to love or hate - regardless.

    The measure of a man is in his character. Education, understanding, patience, tolerance, honesty - these things know no colour. I really enjoyed your videos. You speak clearly from the heart. Peace man.

  • Danke sehr ;-)

  • @Xelanderthomas

    i am german and i actually admire the effort you put into it. its already qquite well. with practice and effort u will get even better. in my opinion to learn a foreign language and such a whole new world and culture to yourself is one great of the greatest things a man can achieve and you did/are doing it..

  • @tresckow I agree

  • man, what is the issue, this guy in these videos is from what i can see a very accomplished and intelligent guy, how is he doing other black people some kind of embarrasment, quite the contrary, he helps to dispel the generalisation that black people all act "ghetto"! Doing a good thing here man!

  • Xelander just reviewing your vids....I miss you!!!!! I just had to re-embrace criticism!!!! I love how you still make me laugh even after I've seen this vid at least 20 times!!!

  • steroid-type lmao

  • "niggers like you make me sick"

    lol wow.

  • Ah hum, Xelanderthomas ,so what you are saying is you cant have a laugh?,why? does it matter be you Black,White,Red or yellow,are we not ALL HUMAN?whats wrong with just being pleasent to each other and get along with our differences.or an i just seeing this through the eyes of a four year old child.

  • I'm not sure what you are asking. I have to watch my own video again. I'm sure I'm not saying that. I maybe be saying that that is what people where saying to me.

  • well it seems to me,as if people are having a go at you for having fun...,so if you cant laugh at ones self,whats the point of living,...hmm too many people taking life too seriously,?

  • i havnt laughed this hard in years. especially.

    man you have some real comic relief and some awesome talent man.

  • The sharp knife can cut to the BONE, before inflicting pain.

    This is one SHARP knife...

  • I think they are purposly making critisism to get on your vids!

  • The best on YouTube. Dont stop doing your thang (thing, for those who dont know understand.

  • .......Why some of you people need to feel "superior"??? The DNA sequences are pretty much the same for all of us... so basically we are the same shit every were .... Shouldn't you people being hating extremists or global warming or some crap like that instead of each others?? Can any one explain me that?? cuz Seriously I don't get it!

    (S for mi English) PaCe and LoVe!!

  • Hello people! I'm from Colombia. We here have some little problem whit a bunch of crazy assholes shooting at people whit AK-47s and selling cocaine; the point is that we are not heating among us as you people do... We hate assholes and don like the guy next door some times but NOT HATE!.......

  • You make an extremely good point, Tharoxxx

  • subscribed

  • it's great the way you are able to just brush these racist comments off your shoulders

  • OMFG !!!! Ich liebe dich !!! LMFAO!!!! You are so great !!!!!! I espcially loved the part with the lighter and the Bannana !!!!!

    Damn i think i pissed my pants........hahahahahahahHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha­ha..................Haaaaaahhh­hhhhh............

  • A point that I would want to make to those that trash your work. For the white people, you need to realize that the stereotypical representations here in are parody and in now way accurately represent this race as a whole. To the black people, realize that he is standing up for those who are misrepresented by these stereotypes. If you would actually listen to what he says and the manner in which he presents, you may become enlightened.

    Just a thought from the Token White Guy

  • Holy cow! Where the hell are all these verbal vigilantes? I'm sure they aren't living in caves on the hillside. Wait, is it possible? Are they my neighbors, people I know? Does the world possess enough asprin or antacid tablets? Forge on my man - I'm with you.

  • so good!

  • First off I'm white and not racist. I have yet to see a video of yours that I didn't like. Don't let those racist comments get to you man, you're smarter than all of them and therefore "superior" in one way. Just want you to know that you are respected by at least one white guy who believes that all humans are equal, no one person is superior to another.

  • Inspired!

  • Bro, what you did was fantastic because you actually sieved and singled out the morons so that we can actually have a fair intellectual contest. Loads of cool whites saw your clips and saw no offence. Shallow minded pricks are the ones that went berserk...

  • thanks

  • I know this is a bit arbitrary and a pretty steroid-typical question, but what is the source of the song in the video?

  • That was the first time I cursed people out on you tube!!!

    Oh...not People...ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!!!

    MY BAD!!!

    PEACE AND LOVE TO THE REST OF YOU!!!

  • OH AND I AM TOO, BLACK BY THE WAY!!!

  • PS. For all of you haters out there who are quick to call a black men and women uncle toms because they're more educated and open to the world and not bias to your beliefs....I have two things to say...FUCK YOU!!! YOU ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!!!!

    NOW LEAVE THEM ALONE!

    PEACE AND LOVE TO THOSE THAT HAS LOVE IN THERE HEARTS...

  • Xelanderthomas just be yourself...every body always have something to say..JUST DON'T CHANGE!!!

    I WISH I COULD SPEAK GERMAN...THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

  • People with two-digit IQs will perpetually see battle lines drawn between races. If there's any battle at all, it should be between those with and without the third IQ digit. :)

    Thanks for posting these, I'll check out more.

  • The "Black Perspective" plainly states that being black has nothing to do with the color of your skin; it is all about your black attitude (bcuz attitudes have color ya know) unless ofcourse you are not black. Din and only din do black skin matter. Sorry. Intellegence comes before and lasts longer than color and laughter crushes racial barriers. Thanx for the laughter.

  • cool comment thanks

  • Instead of us airing our differences in public, we have to realize we're all the same family. And when you have a family squabble, you don't get out on the sidewalk. If you do, everybody calls you uncouth, unrefined, uncivilized, savage. If you don't make it at home, you settle it at home; you get in the closet -- argue it out behind closed doors. And then when you come out on the street, you pose a common front, a united front.

  • And this is what we need to do in the community, and in the city, and in the state. We need to stop airing our differences in front of the white man. Put the white man out of our meetings, number one, and then sit down and talk shop with each other. [That's] all you gotta do.

  • What the hell is a steroidtype?

  • Dude fuck people who can't see past color. Your art speaks to all.

  • organaffe? ;-) bemerkenswerte Wortschöpfung..

  • Hilarious. Absolutely brilliant.

  • LMAO! I love the monkey bit.

  • Sie haben Testikel die Größe der kleinen Planeten, mein Freund. :)

    Keep up the good work.

  • Arnold SchwarzeNIGGER, keep that up, no shakespear.

  • yea, don't be doing no Shakespear, do Arnold Schwarze"nigger".

  • don't do Shakespears, do some Arnold Schwarze"nigger", like saying this, "I'll Be Black"

  • Man you are crazy. Either that or you got big balls. I say this to say, you inspire me. Keep doing what you are doing!

  • Sometimes you hit it, some times you don't.

  • Im "white folk" and Im entertained .... is that bad?

  • that guy should have called you Arnold Shwarze"nigger" in german

  • God I love ur vids lol

  • wow, it´s sad that people bash you for your videos. that´s so immature and ridiculous..oh well, you found the perfect way of dealing with them!! Keep up the good work! Weiter so =)

  • Danke

  • This is my favorite of the criticism videos so far. You are sooooooo funny! Keep up the good work. Take it from us white folk...you are entertaining!

  • i know this is probably steriod-typical of me, being a white girl, but i do love your videos. you're my favorite, actually. my question is.. and stop me if i'm wrong.. why people get mad at you when your videos are obviously meant to be funny. i, too, love the notion that all of those who leave degrading comments are only degrading themselves back their spelling capabilities.. or lack thereof. please never stop making videos. you are so witty and it makes my day. =)

  • It's funny to hear you saying mean shit about yourself that other people wrote. Cracks me up. It's nuts how many racist\sexist\whateverist people are all over the internet.

  • hheheehehe i luv german and learning it at skool lol funny, u know simple words, like monkey? lol ^.^ luv these vids

  • :) german yay luv that language, :)

  • Ok, bei der Banane hab ich nen lachkrampf bekommen xD Es gibt so viele dumme Menschen auf der Welt, aber leider scheint das kein Hindernis für sie zu sein, sich an den Computer zu setzen und Comments zu schreiben...Naja, wenigstens erfreuen sie uns mit ihren wundervollen Wortneuschöpfungen wie "steroid-type" Ich liebe deine Art mit "Hatern" umzugehen ^^

    You're awsome ;o)

  • "lachkrmpf" cool, I never heard that befor. Thanks.

  • his scalp is shiny but his face is dark.

  • what the f????????????

  • I think it's funny how hundreds of messages say only white people watch the videos. LOL!

  • Yeah, beats me.

  • IDEM to what bathsheba57 said. Sono d'accordo. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • One word. Brilliant!! I usually chuckle to myself, but this time I had to laugh out loud. Thank God my cats are getting used to it.

  • Sitting here, an (incidentally) white and (thoroughly) entertained man. Brilliant stuff Xelander. Glad I found y'r channel.

  • I feel so bad for you! It is so weird that so many people are that racist. I have never even considered comparing black people to monkeys. This is my first dose of that... Of course I had never heard "chink" before it was mentioned in my history class either. I feel really separate from the world right now. I think you are wonderful! Keep it up. - one of those white people you entertain

  • You're awesome don't listen to the critics!

  • I almost choked on my own saliva when you pulled out the banana!!!! You are sooooo funny!!!! On a serious note...Why are we afraid of anger? It seems like we are afraid to be emotionally. What's wrong with that? Who honestly goes through life smiling all of the damn time? Oh, only those people hopped up on Zoloft, Zanax and other prescription drugs!!!

  • I applaud your biting, dare I say, caustic wit. Of course, I'm white so who can trust what I say?

    Also, I didn't realize grammar and spelling were innate racial characteristics, learn something new everyday, I suppose.

    Please keep up the good work.

  • lmao, of course i did because i'm a racist. one thing though, you're not british, not a real black guy, and now i find out you're not german, what the hell are you? omg--are you my uncle tom?

    keep it up Mr. X

  • Haha, this was brilliant! I was rolling on the floor laughing. :)

    As a white person, may I continue to watch your videos if I try very hard not to be entertained by them? ;-)

  • so if I " act white" am I degrading my own race?

    LOL, excellent vid, keep them up.

  • Damn! Thats the first time i ever heard you say the N-Word, wouldnt expect it.

    Nice Vid tho.

  • Nice vid tho...tho? I'm offended!! I'm struck, I'm hurt. Oh, you gotta go back and watch some of my other videos. I say what I think is nescessary to make my point. That's what the guy said. I'm not going to say he said "you N-Words make me sick" when he didn't. We're big kids, we can handle it. ;-)

  • Seriously though CutWest. You must not have looked any of my old video if you never heard me use that word before.

  • Actually i havent.......To many to choose from, and when i do finally make a choose to view one of your old vids its about time for me to do something else. ^_^

    ........Ok i feel Uncomfortable talking about this subject already, lets change it.

    and you with the banana and acting like a Ape...very nice way of stereotyping our...*cough* *Cough* Black People.

  • Look at the Kamau Kambon videos - but first view the orginal one of the actually Kamau Kambon talking then you will know where we were coming from.

  • I love your videos. I don't think i've laughed this hard at a youtube posting in a long time. You're the first person i check for video updates from, and i'm glad that they're always quality! I also didn't realise that you get so much racially charged hate on here.....although i guess it's to be expected from anonymity. Have a good one!

  • ...SO, someone thinks Black peoples 'Comedy Anticts' should only be viewed by Blacks? And your entertainment value should go un-noticed by whites? ?WTF? Ya I was entertained too :)-

  • was? organ affe? he meant orgel affe.

  • Der Leierkasten wird Drehorgel genannt.

  • As i mentioned above. Leierkasten ist die süffisante Bezeichnung für Drehorgel, aber auch ein Puff in München.:-)). Die Bediener sollen öfter mal besoffen gewesen sein....

  • Tja, wenn ich die Comments nur vorher durchgelesen hätte... ;

  • I am white and I was entertained, Thanks. So people need to find a since of humor.

  • LOL!!!

    that was great!!!

  • It's absolutely ingenious how you deal with the critique. I have heard a sentence when I was a child. It said: "Only an intelligent person can really offend you if you're intelligent." Nice to see that it really works like this!

  • I cant believe some of the Comments you get. Some of this shit they'd never say to your face? OR would they?..Dude. WOW Is all I can say..I should probably piss my self just so I can feel something again...I'm numb.

    Mmmmmm, As Marge Simpson would say..

  • I'm White. And let me tell you this much. I was Born in Nottingham England, My mother & father are from Ireland, and my Uncle Sid fought in WW2, and is still alive. The one peoples I, dislike the most, I'm most afraid of is the Germans. I would sooner find myself in a house full of blacks than a house full of Germans..I'm Irish -we are the european 'niggers'..let me tell you..

  • I actally watched this a couple of times. Because IT offended me ALOT. YOU xelander did not offend me. But the Truths found in your Video did. They are not my truths. But they did offend me. Also If the 'black' youth, and for that matter the white youth as well SHOULD be watching your videos..perhaps they may learn something.

  • LOL that one letter with the word stereotype was funny as hell, it was barly audible when you read it. Is this the apitamy of the Education system today?

  • The times Drehorgeln (Leierkasten) were used like music-boxes are gone for almost 100 years. Why don't let those dumbheads live in their past? This is the 21st century.

    Your hater looks for Germans admiring you for practicing German? Tell him my name. I'm one.

  • thanks :-)

  • You really are "da man." Brilliant Xelander. Bravo!

  • That was awesome! funny as hell.  u da man dawg

  • Again, I love it! thanks!

  • Perfect! Hilarious! Brilliant! Creative! Intelligent! Featured on my channel again! Favorited! Your rock! You rule! Peace!

  • Love your videos, man. Keep up entertaining the white folks! I'll have to remember to not degreed myself in any of my videos as well.

  • You, sir, are the best.

  • hehehe... I liked this one! Send me one of them bananas! That looked delicious! Ya think it'll make it all the way over here to Japan?

  • Du die Deutschen(weiss nicht ob andere Deutsche)...aber ich bewundere dich weil du klug und witzig bist uund interresantes zu sagen hast... und dazu noch gut Deutsch sprichst...das ist toll! Danke fuer deinen Humor...and alles!

  • Danke sehr

  • I miss the yelling, and what about a knife?

    Maybe I'm getting tired of the satire and want to see your brilliance, pure and standing without parody.

  • Wait a minute, Marfab, you "miss" the "yelling" And I should use a "knife"...but you're tired of the "satire" & "parody" HUH? What am I missing here? Can you explain more clearly or this comment might in Embracing Cricitism IV ;-p

  • I guess I was trying to be funny also, but don't quite have your gift. Underneath your videos there is such rational logic, such sanity and accute discernement, that although I am so deliciously amused by your humourous way of dealing with it on the surface, I am also touched by the truth of what you say. On your other

    Embracing Criticism episodes when you did suddenly express your outrage it was as though you suddenly reached down deep and it was shocking. That 'worked for me'.

  • Gotcha. ;-D

  • haha..i totally loved this video. i think it's sad that something the internet and youtube bring out the meanest people. fortunately, with such remarks as "steroid-typical," these people don't make up the smartest population of earth. :]

  • yeah, when criticism and praise have the same weight....it's all good...

  • Hahahah brilliant! Love your "Embracing criticism" videos... Funny and educational :) Keep up the good work. I'm glad renetto did that "helping a black guy" video (that's how I found out about you). I just can't help myself... I simply just can't stop laughing at some people's comments.

    :) Really good vid!!!

  • Thank you for making me laugh so hard again.

    To comment on comment #2:

    I think that acting "steroid-typical white" as an unwhite-person, just gives white people, for example a bad feeling. They might feel that the picture that is created doesn't fit on them. But I guess thats with all cultures, origins and skin-colours the same.

    Who wants to be like a "steroid-typical" white, black, ..., guy/gal? No one.

    But the beauty of that comment was arguing against a stereotype with an stereotype

  • I don't get that first letter. If he concluded you were kidding, then why did he expect you to actually "prove" you were embracing criticism?

    #2 is hilarious. It's the old "you don't sound like you're black" argument. So insulting.

    Question: How does that one guy know the color of your subscribers? Does he have spy cams on all of us?!?

    Nice banana!

  • I laughed so hard Rockstar energy drink came through my nose.

    Alex Thomas für immer.

  • UMMMMMMMMM.......mjdfkjfkjkkjf­kfkfwuwl.......interpretation.­......I WUV you ....

  • This is one of my favorites so far. It's amazing how many people will so freely use a racist comment like "uncle tom" because educating yourself is somehow a "white thing", and yet you aren't allowed to portray the "steroidtypical black persona" either. I guess you can't win. Hahahaha.

  • Mmmm... I´m a white guy entertained by you... should I feel guilty or something?. :)

  • :-) I hope not

  • This was one of your funniest videos yet, Xelander. But I have to admit, I'm part of the group "white folk" and I'm pretty entertained...

    (wink)

  • On the request of kenrg I removed a confusing comment that he did not intend and all the comments that pertained to it as soon that's why they are erased. I would do that because someone asked.

  • Thanks!

    I'll get a good night's rest before I try to post again. (and I'll proof read this one two or three times before clicking post).

  • ahhh, it is the haters who energize us to do what we do more and more! great vid z

  • I hope you realise not all white people are such nasty idiots. I hate racism! I originate from South Africa and grew up with racism and because of that I detest it. Good video.

  • Of course I do. Besides some of those comments where from black people and that's the balance I tried to have. Haters are nasty no matter which color.

  • Eigentlich gefällt mir dein Deutsch sehr gut... Und mann kann auch Orgel Affe sagen. "Organ" ist was organisches- wie ein Körperteil- ROFL! Wäre ja witzig gewesen aber so war es BESTIMMT NICHT gemeint...?

  • Danke sehr

  • Bitte schön.  Gern geschehen.

  • *grin* I'm just waiting for those who are going to complain about how you spoke with your mouth full. *wink*

  • Can't wait, then I'll make a video about it, saying how I'll never do it again while gorge myself.

  • Loved it! You are hilarious!

  • Loved the monkey bit at the end. Nice job.

    You know, it just occurred to me that if you're a black guy named Thomas then you must live in dread of the day when one of your siblings has kids...

  • Ha ha ha...my last name is Thomas, although I have an uncle Thomas.  Poor guy.

  • I don't know how you put up with some of the comments you get man, but you do it with grace and good humor and I respect you for that.

    Thanks, as always, for another great video!

  • What SmallPressFan said.

  • It's free material.

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • I personally like Zesta Crackers, the wheat kind they have a lot of good flavor, no need to butter them up....lol

  • Hilarious!!!! You jumped of the chair and monkeywalked away, as if you do it all the time haahahahah

  • that is one of my favourite videos ever.

    you do whatever you want with shakespeare,express any opinion you like, def have a rant when you feel the need & most importantly pls,pls keep right on making your vidoes.

    hhhhm, i am white though, so maybe you best not accept my praise !lol

    as a side note, for some reason i kept thinking of uncle ben(the sauce guy) all through the video. it was only at the end the refernce dawned on me. i love how dumb i can be !

  • ahh...Uncle Ben is the rice guy lol

  • i think it's racist to call him the rice guy lol

  • Again, another great video..you crack me uP and make me think all at once, thank you =)

  • Wieder ein großartiges Video von Dir!! and did the guy from California say "Dein Video saugt"?? das geht auch nicht auf deutsch, aber Organ-Affe ist wirklich lustig: because "Organ" as a german word only referrs to inner organs, but maybe that was it, what he wanted to say: you are an inner organ monkey (using steroids for/against your inner organs!)

  • ha ha ha ha...thank you so much. I hope the he reads this.

  • An Uncle Tom in German! hahahahahahaha

  • OMG, I couldnt stop laughing.

    PS Could you please stop wearing white T-shirts in your videos, I find it offensive, a black T-shirt would be more steriod-typical.

  • Hahaha! I love that style of humour. And the dramatic way you removed your glasses, very CSI :o) I laughed at the lighter, but damn, the monkey bit...omg!

  • omg you're black?

  • Yes, but I guess I'm an uncle tom, sell out, organ-monkey, house n***ger as well. I am complimented though not to black guys can boast being called a in English and German.

  • lol, you could end up insulting and alienating every possible group and faction (plus some that haven't been thought of yet) iff you're not careful (no wait... Renetto has already done that!)

    Keep up the good work.

    Regards,

    Vox.

  • like a lotta bit, not like the man in 1984 but more like uhm i dunno the man in like a crucial movie about a cool man

  • hello. you are kind of the man a little bit.

  • not to be steroid-typical, but you made me laugh so hard I shot rice and beans out of my nose.

  • How many people talk about Uncle Toms who have never read the book. If they had, they would know that Uncle Tom was a man under extreme conditions who with great moral strengh, sacrificed himself for the sake of those around him. The pre-civilwar novel was important in the movement to free the slaves. As an Uncle and a Tom I find such verbal missuse offensive, ignorant and slightly amusing.

  • Thanks tombstone, I feel the same way. You might like a one my videos from this live performance piece I did. "Scenes from Black Stuff: Handshakes and Uncle Toms". It addresses this term and it's ugliness. I actually have a lot to say about it.

  • Good video. Too bad the ones that need to "get it" won't.

  • p.s.:great video.

    yours "another white viewer" ;)

  • fuck that guy - your german is good...especially your pronunciation.

  • HEY PEOPLE: STICK WITH IT!

    The best part is after 4:50 :)

  • Are you sayin my videos too long? :-)

  • No... but I know there are people with short attention spans out there. I mean, I don't want to stereotype those with ADD, 'cause some of my BEST FRIENDS have ADD.... Umm... I love pizza!

  • You mean steroidtype don't you?

  • Hey! Just 'cause I have man boobs and a little hair on my back, don't go accusin' me of usin' steroids! SHIT!

  • Brillant mein Freund!

  • Steroid....... answer: The guy is an athlete (though not the stereotypical jungle-jim jumper)

  • I don`t understand racism. After seeing and hearing a lot of it in my short life so far, I`m beginning to suspect it`s one big practical joke. Like, fifty years from now, someone would pop up and say; 'Racism? Hahaha No that was a joke! Did you really think people exist that judge people based on race or skincolour? Come on!'

  • I like that. I should use that in a video..."Kill all the white people...just kidding"

  • LOL!! You are waaay 2 steroid-typically good! Thanks. You're addressing ignorance and racism from all sides like no one else does.

    John

  • I never realized there was so many racist morons out there. Shit I hang my head in shame at being a part of the human race. How you can seemingly remain SO calm I have no idea. Keep up your blogs. Don't give in to the pillocks.

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