I love the way your "critics" also insult white viewers by saying that "crackers are the only people watching the videos". It's people like that who are racist. They like to put everyone in the same category. Well, I sure as heck am no cracker, hillbilly, or ridge-runner.
Yes, and one of the most powerful and important things I gotten out of these comments is that it's not just white to black, it's black to white and black to black. In other words there are arrogant, racist ass holes from every group of people and they will project their bullshit and beliefs on anybody.
I've only just come across your videos as I searched for German language vids. I've just started learning German myself.
I'm moved by your experiences. Perhaps the greatest divider of mankind is not the colour of a mans skin but rather the capacity to love or hate - regardless.
The measure of a man is in his character. Education, understanding, patience, tolerance, honesty - these things know no colour. I really enjoyed your videos. You speak clearly from the heart. Peace man.
i am german and i actually admire the effort you put into it. its already qquite well. with practice and effort u will get even better. in my opinion to learn a foreign language and such a whole new world and culture to yourself is one great of the greatest things a man can achieve and you did/are doing it..
man, what is the issue, this guy in these videos is from what i can see a very accomplished and intelligent guy, how is he doing other black people some kind of embarrasment, quite the contrary, he helps to dispel the generalisation that black people all act "ghetto"! Doing a good thing here man!
Xelander just reviewing your vids....I miss you!!!!! I just had to re-embrace criticism!!!! I love how you still make me laugh even after I've seen this vid at least 20 times!!!
Ah hum, Xelanderthomas ,so what you are saying is you cant have a laugh?,why? does it matter be you Black,White,Red or yellow,are we not ALL HUMAN?whats wrong with just being pleasent to each other and get along with our differences.or an i just seeing this through the eyes of a four year old child.
I'm not sure what you are asking. I have to watch my own video again. I'm sure I'm not saying that. I maybe be saying that that is what people where saying to me.
well it seems to me,as if people are having a go at you for having fun...,so if you cant laugh at ones self,whats the point of living,...hmm too many people taking life too seriously,?
.......Why some of you people need to feel "superior"??? The DNA sequences are pretty much the same for all of us... so basically we are the same shit every were .... Shouldn't you people being hating extremists or global warming or some crap like that instead of each others?? Can any one explain me that?? cuz Seriously I don't get it!
Hello people! I'm from Colombia. We here have some little problem whit a bunch of crazy assholes shooting at people whit AK-47s and selling cocaine; the point is that we are not heating among us as you people do... We hate assholes and don like the guy next door some times but NOT HATE!.......
OMFG !!!! Ich liebe dich !!! LMFAO!!!! You are so great !!!!!! I espcially loved the part with the lighter and the Bannana !!!!!
Damn i think i pissed my pants........hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha..................Haaaaaahhhhhhhh............
A point that I would want to make to those that trash your work. For the white people, you need to realize that the stereotypical representations here in are parody and in now way accurately represent this race as a whole. To the black people, realize that he is standing up for those who are misrepresented by these stereotypes. If you would actually listen to what he says and the manner in which he presents, you may become enlightened.
Holy cow! Where the hell are all these verbal vigilantes? I'm sure they aren't living in caves on the hillside. Wait, is it possible? Are they my neighbors, people I know? Does the world possess enough asprin or antacid tablets? Forge on my man - I'm with you.
First off I'm white and not racist. I have yet to see a video of yours that I didn't like. Don't let those racist comments get to you man, you're smarter than all of them and therefore "superior" in one way. Just want you to know that you are respected by at least one white guy who believes that all humans are equal, no one person is superior to another.
Bro, what you did was fantastic because you actually sieved and singled out the morons so that we can actually have a fair intellectual contest. Loads of cool whites saw your clips and saw no offence. Shallow minded pricks are the ones that went berserk...
PS. For all of you haters out there who are quick to call a black men and women uncle toms because they're more educated and open to the world and not bias to your beliefs....I have two things to say...FUCK YOU!!! YOU ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!!!!
NOW LEAVE THEM ALONE!
PEACE AND LOVE TO THOSE THAT HAS LOVE IN THERE HEARTS...
People with two-digit IQs will perpetually see battle lines drawn between races. If there's any battle at all, it should be between those with and without the third IQ digit. :)
The "Black Perspective" plainly states that being black has nothing to do with the color of your skin; it is all about your black attitude (bcuz attitudes have color ya know) unless ofcourse you are not black. Din and only din do black skin matter. Sorry. Intellegence comes before and lasts longer than color and laughter crushes racial barriers. Thanx for the laughter.
Instead of us airing our differences in public, we have to realize we're all the same family. And when you have a family squabble, you don't get out on the sidewalk. If you do, everybody calls you uncouth, unrefined, uncivilized, savage. If you don't make it at home, you settle it at home; you get in the closet -- argue it out behind closed doors. And then when you come out on the street, you pose a common front, a united front.
And this is what we need to do in the community, and in the city, and in the state. We need to stop airing our differences in front of the white man. Put the white man out of our meetings, number one, and then sit down and talk shop with each other. [That's] all you gotta do.
wow, it´s sad that people bash you for your videos. that´s so immature and ridiculous..oh well, you found the perfect way of dealing with them!! Keep up the good work! Weiter so =)
i know this is probably steriod-typical of me, being a white girl, but i do love your videos. you're my favorite, actually. my question is.. and stop me if i'm wrong.. why people get mad at you when your videos are obviously meant to be funny. i, too, love the notion that all of those who leave degrading comments are only degrading themselves back their spelling capabilities.. or lack thereof. please never stop making videos. you are so witty and it makes my day. =)
It's funny to hear you saying mean shit about yourself that other people wrote. Cracks me up. It's nuts how many racist\sexist\whateverist people are all over the internet.
Ok, bei der Banane hab ich nen lachkrampf bekommen xD Es gibt so viele dumme Menschen auf der Welt, aber leider scheint das kein Hindernis für sie zu sein, sich an den Computer zu setzen und Comments zu schreiben...Naja, wenigstens erfreuen sie uns mit ihren wundervollen Wortneuschöpfungen wie "steroid-type" Ich liebe deine Art mit "Hatern" umzugehen ^^
I feel so bad for you! It is so weird that so many people are that racist. I have never even considered comparing black people to monkeys. This is my first dose of that... Of course I had never heard "chink" before it was mentioned in my history class either. I feel really separate from the world right now. I think you are wonderful! Keep it up. - one of those white people you entertain
I almost choked on my own saliva when you pulled out the banana!!!! You are sooooo funny!!!! On a serious note...Why are we afraid of anger? It seems like we are afraid to be emotionally. What's wrong with that? Who honestly goes through life smiling all of the damn time? Oh, only those people hopped up on Zoloft, Zanax and other prescription drugs!!!
lmao, of course i did because i'm a racist. one thing though, you're not british, not a real black guy, and now i find out you're not german, what the hell are you? omg--are you my uncle tom?
Nice vid tho...tho? I'm offended!! I'm struck, I'm hurt. Oh, you gotta go back and watch some of my other videos. I say what I think is nescessary to make my point. That's what the guy said. I'm not going to say he said "you N-Words make me sick" when he didn't. We're big kids, we can handle it. ;-)
Actually i havent.......To many to choose from, and when i do finally make a choose to view one of your old vids its about time for me to do something else. ^_^
........Ok i feel Uncomfortable talking about this subject already, lets change it.
and you with the banana and acting like a Ape...very nice way of stereotyping our...*cough* *Cough* Black People.
I love your videos. I don't think i've laughed this hard at a youtube posting in a long time. You're the first person i check for video updates from, and i'm glad that they're always quality! I also didn't realise that you get so much racially charged hate on here.....although i guess it's to be expected from anonymity. Have a good one!
...SO, someone thinks Black peoples 'Comedy Anticts' should only be viewed by Blacks? And your entertainment value should go un-noticed by whites? ?WTF? Ya I was entertained too :)-
As i mentioned above. Leierkasten ist die süffisante Bezeichnung für Drehorgel, aber auch ein Puff in München.:-)). Die Bediener sollen öfter mal besoffen gewesen sein....
It's absolutely ingenious how you deal with the critique. I have heard a sentence when I was a child. It said: "Only an intelligent person can really offend you if you're intelligent." Nice to see that it really works like this!
I cant believe some of the Comments you get. Some of this shit they'd never say to your face? OR would they?..Dude. WOW Is all I can say..I should probably piss my self just so I can feel something again...I'm numb.
I'm White. And let me tell you this much. I was Born in Nottingham England, My mother & father are from Ireland, and my Uncle Sid fought in WW2, and is still alive. The one peoples I, dislike the most, I'm most afraid of is the Germans. I would sooner find myself in a house full of blacks than a house full of Germans..I'm Irish -we are the european 'niggers'..let me tell you..
I actally watched this a couple of times. Because IT offended me ALOT. YOU xelander did not offend me. But the Truths found in your Video did. They are not my truths. But they did offend me. Also If the 'black' youth, and for that matter the white youth as well SHOULD be watching your videos..perhaps they may learn something.
LOL that one letter with the word stereotype was funny as hell, it was barly audible when you read it. Is this the apitamy of the Education system today?
The times Drehorgeln (Leierkasten) were used like music-boxes are gone for almost 100 years. Why don't let those dumbheads live in their past? This is the 21st century.
Your hater looks for Germans admiring you for practicing German? Tell him my name. I'm one.
Du die Deutschen(weiss nicht ob andere Deutsche)...aber ich bewundere dich weil du klug und witzig bist uund interresantes zu sagen hast... und dazu noch gut Deutsch sprichst...das ist toll! Danke fuer deinen Humor...and alles!
Wait a minute, Marfab, you "miss" the "yelling" And I should use a "knife"...but you're tired of the "satire" & "parody" HUH? What am I missing here? Can you explain more clearly or this comment might in Embracing Cricitism IV ;-p
I guess I was trying to be funny also, but don't quite have your gift. Underneath your videos there is such rational logic, such sanity and accute discernement, that although I am so deliciously amused by your humourous way of dealing with it on the surface, I am also touched by the truth of what you say. On your other
Embracing Criticism episodes when you did suddenly express your outrage it was as though you suddenly reached down deep and it was shocking. That 'worked for me'.
haha..i totally loved this video. i think it's sad that something the internet and youtube bring out the meanest people. fortunately, with such remarks as "steroid-typical," these people don't make up the smartest population of earth. :]
Hahahah brilliant! Love your "Embracing criticism" videos... Funny and educational :) Keep up the good work. I'm glad renetto did that "helping a black guy" video (that's how I found out about you). I just can't help myself... I simply just can't stop laughing at some people's comments.
I think that acting "steroid-typical white" as an unwhite-person, just gives white people, for example a bad feeling. They might feel that the picture that is created doesn't fit on them. But I guess thats with all cultures, origins and skin-colours the same.
Who wants to be like a "steroid-typical" white, black, ..., guy/gal? No one.
But the beauty of that comment was arguing against a stereotype with an stereotype
This is one of my favorites so far. It's amazing how many people will so freely use a racist comment like "uncle tom" because educating yourself is somehow a "white thing", and yet you aren't allowed to portray the "steroidtypical black persona" either. I guess you can't win. Hahahaha.
On the request of kenrg I removed a confusing comment that he did not intend and all the comments that pertained to it as soon that's why they are erased. I would do that because someone asked.
I hope you realise not all white people are such nasty idiots. I hate racism! I originate from South Africa and grew up with racism and because of that I detest it. Good video.
Of course I do. Besides some of those comments where from black people and that's the balance I tried to have. Haters are nasty no matter which color.
Eigentlich gefällt mir dein Deutsch sehr gut... Und mann kann auch Orgel Affe sagen. "Organ" ist was organisches- wie ein Körperteil- ROFL! Wäre ja witzig gewesen aber so war es BESTIMMT NICHT gemeint...?
you do whatever you want with shakespeare,express any opinion you like, def have a rant when you feel the need & most importantly pls,pls keep right on making your vidoes.
hhhhm, i am white though, so maybe you best not accept my praise !lol
as a side note, for some reason i kept thinking of uncle ben(the sauce guy) all through the video. it was only at the end the refernce dawned on me. i love how dumb i can be !
Wieder ein großartiges Video von Dir!! and did the guy from California say "Dein Video saugt"?? das geht auch nicht auf deutsch, aber Organ-Affe ist wirklich lustig: because "Organ" as a german word only referrs to inner organs, but maybe that was it, what he wanted to say: you are an inner organ monkey (using steroids for/against your inner organs!)
Hahaha! I love that style of humour. And the dramatic way you removed your glasses, very CSI :o) I laughed at the lighter, but damn, the monkey bit...omg!
Yes, but I guess I'm an uncle tom, sell out, organ-monkey, house n***ger as well. I am complimented though not to black guys can boast being called a in English and German.
lol, you could end up insulting and alienating every possible group and faction (plus some that haven't been thought of yet) iff you're not careful (no wait... Renetto has already done that!)
How many people talk about Uncle Toms who have never read the book. If they had, they would know that Uncle Tom was a man under extreme conditions who with great moral strengh, sacrificed himself for the sake of those around him. The pre-civilwar novel was important in the movement to free the slaves. As an Uncle and a Tom I find such verbal missuse offensive, ignorant and slightly amusing.
Thanks tombstone, I feel the same way. You might like a one my videos from this live performance piece I did. "Scenes from Black Stuff: Handshakes and Uncle Toms". It addresses this term and it's ugliness. I actually have a lot to say about it.
No... but I know there are people with short attention spans out there. I mean, I don't want to stereotype those with ADD, 'cause some of my BEST FRIENDS have ADD.... Umm... I love pizza!
I don`t understand racism. After seeing and hearing a lot of it in my short life so far, I`m beginning to suspect it`s one big practical joke. Like, fifty years from now, someone would pop up and say; 'Racism? Hahaha No that was a joke! Did you really think people exist that judge people based on race or skincolour? Come on!'
I never realized there was so many racist morons out there. Shit I hang my head in shame at being a part of the human race. How you can seemingly remain SO calm I have no idea. Keep up your blogs. Don't give in to the pillocks.
I love the way your "critics" also insult white viewers by saying that "crackers are the only people watching the videos". It's people like that who are racist. They like to put everyone in the same category. Well, I sure as heck am no cracker, hillbilly, or ridge-runner.
robertogan 2 years ago
Yes, and one of the most powerful and important things I gotten out of these comments is that it's not just white to black, it's black to white and black to black. In other words there are arrogant, racist ass holes from every group of people and they will project their bullshit and beliefs on anybody.
Xelanderthomas 1 year ago
I've only just come across your videos as I searched for German language vids. I've just started learning German myself.
I'm moved by your experiences. Perhaps the greatest divider of mankind is not the colour of a mans skin but rather the capacity to love or hate - regardless.
The measure of a man is in his character. Education, understanding, patience, tolerance, honesty - these things know no colour. I really enjoyed your videos. You speak clearly from the heart. Peace man.
mymatemartin 1 year ago
Danke sehr ;-)
Xelanderthomas 1 year ago
@Xelanderthomas
i am german and i actually admire the effort you put into it. its already qquite well. with practice and effort u will get even better. in my opinion to learn a foreign language and such a whole new world and culture to yourself is one great of the greatest things a man can achieve and you did/are doing it..
tresckow 1 year ago
@tresckow I agree
Xelanderthomas 1 year ago
man, what is the issue, this guy in these videos is from what i can see a very accomplished and intelligent guy, how is he doing other black people some kind of embarrasment, quite the contrary, he helps to dispel the generalisation that black people all act "ghetto"! Doing a good thing here man!
mrclembo 2 years ago
Xelander just reviewing your vids....I miss you!!!!! I just had to re-embrace criticism!!!! I love how you still make me laugh even after I've seen this vid at least 20 times!!!
roadlesswandering 2 years ago
steroid-type lmao
Iselsie 3 years ago
"niggers like you make me sick"
lol wow.
TomSSBAB 3 years ago
Ah hum, Xelanderthomas ,so what you are saying is you cant have a laugh?,why? does it matter be you Black,White,Red or yellow,are we not ALL HUMAN?whats wrong with just being pleasent to each other and get along with our differences.or an i just seeing this through the eyes of a four year old child.
cameraandsounduk 3 years ago
I'm not sure what you are asking. I have to watch my own video again. I'm sure I'm not saying that. I maybe be saying that that is what people where saying to me.
Xelanderthomas 3 years ago
well it seems to me,as if people are having a go at you for having fun...,so if you cant laugh at ones self,whats the point of living,...hmm too many people taking life too seriously,?
cameraandsounduk 3 years ago
i havnt laughed this hard in years. especially.
man you have some real comic relief and some awesome talent man.
holsisyolswa 3 years ago
The sharp knife can cut to the BONE, before inflicting pain.
This is one SHARP knife...
ilalfisto 3 years ago
I think they are purposly making critisism to get on your vids!
cradleofilth101 3 years ago
The best on YouTube. Dont stop doing your thang (thing, for those who dont know understand.
PMRMentors 3 years ago
.......Why some of you people need to feel "superior"??? The DNA sequences are pretty much the same for all of us... so basically we are the same shit every were .... Shouldn't you people being hating extremists or global warming or some crap like that instead of each others?? Can any one explain me that?? cuz Seriously I don't get it!
(S for mi English) PaCe and LoVe!!
Tharoxxx 3 years ago
Hello people! I'm from Colombia. We here have some little problem whit a bunch of crazy assholes shooting at people whit AK-47s and selling cocaine; the point is that we are not heating among us as you people do... We hate assholes and don like the guy next door some times but NOT HATE!.......
Tharoxxx 3 years ago
You make an extremely good point, Tharoxxx
Xelanderthomas 3 years ago
subscribed
mlazzzz 3 years ago
it's great the way you are able to just brush these racist comments off your shoulders
01hdav 3 years ago
OMFG !!!! Ich liebe dich !!! LMFAO!!!! You are so great !!!!!! I espcially loved the part with the lighter and the Bannana !!!!!
Damn i think i pissed my pants........hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha..................Haaaaaahhhhhhhh............
MicAmePaderborn 3 years ago
A point that I would want to make to those that trash your work. For the white people, you need to realize that the stereotypical representations here in are parody and in now way accurately represent this race as a whole. To the black people, realize that he is standing up for those who are misrepresented by these stereotypes. If you would actually listen to what he says and the manner in which he presents, you may become enlightened.
Just a thought from the Token White Guy
gothikanger72 3 years ago
Holy cow! Where the hell are all these verbal vigilantes? I'm sure they aren't living in caves on the hillside. Wait, is it possible? Are they my neighbors, people I know? Does the world possess enough asprin or antacid tablets? Forge on my man - I'm with you.
locolingo 3 years ago
so good!
TheDailyMonk 4 years ago
First off I'm white and not racist. I have yet to see a video of yours that I didn't like. Don't let those racist comments get to you man, you're smarter than all of them and therefore "superior" in one way. Just want you to know that you are respected by at least one white guy who believes that all humans are equal, no one person is superior to another.
danluymedia 4 years ago
Inspired!
Nicegirl74 4 years ago
Bro, what you did was fantastic because you actually sieved and singled out the morons so that we can actually have a fair intellectual contest. Loads of cool whites saw your clips and saw no offence. Shallow minded pricks are the ones that went berserk...
Stewdza 4 years ago
thanks
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I know this is a bit arbitrary and a pretty steroid-typical question, but what is the source of the song in the video?
FastJohnnyNardGard 4 years ago
That was the first time I cursed people out on you tube!!!
Oh...not People...ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!!!
MY BAD!!!
PEACE AND LOVE TO THE REST OF YOU!!!
lilcoco77007 4 years ago
OH AND I AM TOO, BLACK BY THE WAY!!!
lilcoco77007 4 years ago
PS. For all of you haters out there who are quick to call a black men and women uncle toms because they're more educated and open to the world and not bias to your beliefs....I have two things to say...FUCK YOU!!! YOU ILLITERATE ASSHOLES!!!!
NOW LEAVE THEM ALONE!
PEACE AND LOVE TO THOSE THAT HAS LOVE IN THERE HEARTS...
lilcoco77007 4 years ago
Xelanderthomas just be yourself...every body always have something to say..JUST DON'T CHANGE!!!
I WISH I COULD SPEAK GERMAN...THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
lilcoco77007 4 years ago
People with two-digit IQs will perpetually see battle lines drawn between races. If there's any battle at all, it should be between those with and without the third IQ digit. :)
Thanks for posting these, I'll check out more.
acousvnt 4 years ago
The "Black Perspective" plainly states that being black has nothing to do with the color of your skin; it is all about your black attitude (bcuz attitudes have color ya know) unless ofcourse you are not black. Din and only din do black skin matter. Sorry. Intellegence comes before and lasts longer than color and laughter crushes racial barriers. Thanx for the laughter.
firmfooted1 4 years ago
cool comment thanks
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Instead of us airing our differences in public, we have to realize we're all the same family. And when you have a family squabble, you don't get out on the sidewalk. If you do, everybody calls you uncouth, unrefined, uncivilized, savage. If you don't make it at home, you settle it at home; you get in the closet -- argue it out behind closed doors. And then when you come out on the street, you pose a common front, a united front.
jamelt 4 years ago
And this is what we need to do in the community, and in the city, and in the state. We need to stop airing our differences in front of the white man. Put the white man out of our meetings, number one, and then sit down and talk shop with each other. [That's] all you gotta do.
jamelt 4 years ago
What the hell is a steroidtype?
BiracialGoddess 4 years ago
Dude fuck people who can't see past color. Your art speaks to all.
ismaOVERSIZEDSHADES 4 years ago
organaffe? ;-) bemerkenswerte Wortschöpfung..
alllesistalles 4 years ago
Hilarious. Absolutely brilliant.
ultrachimp 4 years ago
LMAO! I love the monkey bit.
plunder67 4 years ago
Sie haben Testikel die Größe der kleinen Planeten, mein Freund. :)
Keep up the good work.
shimobe94 4 years ago
Arnold SchwarzeNIGGER, keep that up, no shakespear.
FuckJASRAC 4 years ago
yea, don't be doing no Shakespear, do Arnold Schwarze"nigger".
cheppelle79 4 years ago
don't do Shakespears, do some Arnold Schwarze"nigger", like saying this, "I'll Be Black"
blackoooo 4 years ago
Man you are crazy. Either that or you got big balls. I say this to say, you inspire me. Keep doing what you are doing!
Swann1969 4 years ago 4
Sometimes you hit it, some times you don't.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Im "white folk" and Im entertained .... is that bad?
fuzyglove 4 years ago
that guy should have called you Arnold Shwarze"nigger" in german
blackoooo 4 years ago
God I love ur vids lol
austinboy91 4 years ago
wow, it´s sad that people bash you for your videos. that´s so immature and ridiculous..oh well, you found the perfect way of dealing with them!! Keep up the good work! Weiter so =)
TheGeigers 4 years ago
Danke
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
This is my favorite of the criticism videos so far. You are sooooooo funny! Keep up the good work. Take it from us white folk...you are entertaining!
hotbod38 4 years ago
i know this is probably steriod-typical of me, being a white girl, but i do love your videos. you're my favorite, actually. my question is.. and stop me if i'm wrong.. why people get mad at you when your videos are obviously meant to be funny. i, too, love the notion that all of those who leave degrading comments are only degrading themselves back their spelling capabilities.. or lack thereof. please never stop making videos. you are so witty and it makes my day. =)
keepingkayla 4 years ago
It's funny to hear you saying mean shit about yourself that other people wrote. Cracks me up. It's nuts how many racist\sexist\whateverist people are all over the internet.
nodnarBRecords 4 years ago
hheheehehe i luv german and learning it at skool lol funny, u know simple words, like monkey? lol ^.^ luv these vids
tally24th 4 years ago
:) german yay luv that language, :)
tally24th 4 years ago
Ok, bei der Banane hab ich nen lachkrampf bekommen xD Es gibt so viele dumme Menschen auf der Welt, aber leider scheint das kein Hindernis für sie zu sein, sich an den Computer zu setzen und Comments zu schreiben...Naja, wenigstens erfreuen sie uns mit ihren wundervollen Wortneuschöpfungen wie "steroid-type" Ich liebe deine Art mit "Hatern" umzugehen ^^
You're awsome ;o)
Fusselkopf 4 years ago
"lachkrmpf" cool, I never heard that befor. Thanks.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
his scalp is shiny but his face is dark.
ilikefewd69 4 years ago
what the f????????????
terryseviltwin 4 years ago
I think it's funny how hundreds of messages say only white people watch the videos. LOL!
lonnyt01 4 years ago
Yeah, beats me.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
IDEM to what bathsheba57 said. Sono d'accordo. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
anninitaly 4 years ago
One word. Brilliant!! I usually chuckle to myself, but this time I had to laugh out loud. Thank God my cats are getting used to it.
bathsheba57 4 years ago
Sitting here, an (incidentally) white and (thoroughly) entertained man. Brilliant stuff Xelander. Glad I found y'r channel.
MainStreetMonochrome 4 years ago
I feel so bad for you! It is so weird that so many people are that racist. I have never even considered comparing black people to monkeys. This is my first dose of that... Of course I had never heard "chink" before it was mentioned in my history class either. I feel really separate from the world right now. I think you are wonderful! Keep it up. - one of those white people you entertain
anndon 4 years ago
You're awesome don't listen to the critics!
Mercuryvirgo1982 4 years ago
I almost choked on my own saliva when you pulled out the banana!!!! You are sooooo funny!!!! On a serious note...Why are we afraid of anger? It seems like we are afraid to be emotionally. What's wrong with that? Who honestly goes through life smiling all of the damn time? Oh, only those people hopped up on Zoloft, Zanax and other prescription drugs!!!
roadlesswandering 4 years ago
I applaud your biting, dare I say, caustic wit. Of course, I'm white so who can trust what I say?
Also, I didn't realize grammar and spelling were innate racial characteristics, learn something new everyday, I suppose.
Please keep up the good work.
soldiergirl99 4 years ago
lmao, of course i did because i'm a racist. one thing though, you're not british, not a real black guy, and now i find out you're not german, what the hell are you? omg--are you my uncle tom?
keep it up Mr. X
hoomelemele 4 years ago
Haha, this was brilliant! I was rolling on the floor laughing. :)
As a white person, may I continue to watch your videos if I try very hard not to be entertained by them? ;-)
admiralnovia 4 years ago
so if I " act white" am I degrading my own race?
LOL, excellent vid, keep them up.
ReeseKillsHIV 4 years ago
Damn! Thats the first time i ever heard you say the N-Word, wouldnt expect it.
Nice Vid tho.
CUTWEST 4 years ago
Nice vid tho...tho? I'm offended!! I'm struck, I'm hurt. Oh, you gotta go back and watch some of my other videos. I say what I think is nescessary to make my point. That's what the guy said. I'm not going to say he said "you N-Words make me sick" when he didn't. We're big kids, we can handle it. ;-)
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Seriously though CutWest. You must not have looked any of my old video if you never heard me use that word before.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Actually i havent.......To many to choose from, and when i do finally make a choose to view one of your old vids its about time for me to do something else. ^_^
........Ok i feel Uncomfortable talking about this subject already, lets change it.
and you with the banana and acting like a Ape...very nice way of stereotyping our...*cough* *Cough* Black People.
CUTWEST 4 years ago
Look at the Kamau Kambon videos - but first view the orginal one of the actually Kamau Kambon talking then you will know where we were coming from.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I love your videos. I don't think i've laughed this hard at a youtube posting in a long time. You're the first person i check for video updates from, and i'm glad that they're always quality! I also didn't realise that you get so much racially charged hate on here.....although i guess it's to be expected from anonymity. Have a good one!
ronahan 4 years ago
...SO, someone thinks Black peoples 'Comedy Anticts' should only be viewed by Blacks? And your entertainment value should go un-noticed by whites? ?WTF? Ya I was entertained too :)-
Samhains 4 years ago
was? organ affe? he meant orgel affe.
DaVinci85 4 years ago
Der Leierkasten wird Drehorgel genannt.
DaVinci85 4 years ago
As i mentioned above. Leierkasten ist die süffisante Bezeichnung für Drehorgel, aber auch ein Puff in München.:-)). Die Bediener sollen öfter mal besoffen gewesen sein....
Kroetoman 4 years ago
Tja, wenn ich die Comments nur vorher durchgelesen hätte... ;
DaVinci85 4 years ago
I am white and I was entertained, Thanks. So people need to find a since of humor.
LobsterGuy100 4 years ago
LOL!!!
that was great!!!
amirshay 4 years ago
It's absolutely ingenious how you deal with the critique. I have heard a sentence when I was a child. It said: "Only an intelligent person can really offend you if you're intelligent." Nice to see that it really works like this!
TomiBonTomi 4 years ago
I cant believe some of the Comments you get. Some of this shit they'd never say to your face? OR would they?..Dude. WOW Is all I can say..I should probably piss my self just so I can feel something again...I'm numb.
Mmmmmm, As Marge Simpson would say..
Samhains 4 years ago
I'm White. And let me tell you this much. I was Born in Nottingham England, My mother & father are from Ireland, and my Uncle Sid fought in WW2, and is still alive. The one peoples I, dislike the most, I'm most afraid of is the Germans. I would sooner find myself in a house full of blacks than a house full of Germans..I'm Irish -we are the european 'niggers'..let me tell you..
Samhains 4 years ago
I actally watched this a couple of times. Because IT offended me ALOT. YOU xelander did not offend me. But the Truths found in your Video did. They are not my truths. But they did offend me. Also If the 'black' youth, and for that matter the white youth as well SHOULD be watching your videos..perhaps they may learn something.
Samhains 4 years ago
LOL that one letter with the word stereotype was funny as hell, it was barly audible when you read it. Is this the apitamy of the Education system today?
Samhains 4 years ago
The times Drehorgeln (Leierkasten) were used like music-boxes are gone for almost 100 years. Why don't let those dumbheads live in their past? This is the 21st century.
Your hater looks for Germans admiring you for practicing German? Tell him my name. I'm one.
Kroetoman 4 years ago
thanks :-)
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
You really are "da man." Brilliant Xelander. Bravo!
Sonnie55 4 years ago
That was awesome! funny as hell. u da man dawg
cdg39 4 years ago
Again, I love it! thanks!
lilkatdevil 4 years ago
Perfect! Hilarious! Brilliant! Creative! Intelligent! Featured on my channel again! Favorited! Your rock! You rule! Peace!
f3xpgm 4 years ago
Love your videos, man. Keep up entertaining the white folks! I'll have to remember to not degreed myself in any of my videos as well.
redtail1970 4 years ago
You, sir, are the best.
stormrider1984 4 years ago
hehehe... I liked this one! Send me one of them bananas! That looked delicious! Ya think it'll make it all the way over here to Japan?
Tesselator 4 years ago
Du die Deutschen(weiss nicht ob andere Deutsche)...aber ich bewundere dich weil du klug und witzig bist uund interresantes zu sagen hast... und dazu noch gut Deutsch sprichst...das ist toll! Danke fuer deinen Humor...and alles!
sprichbeeke 4 years ago
Danke sehr
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I miss the yelling, and what about a knife?
Maybe I'm getting tired of the satire and want to see your brilliance, pure and standing without parody.
marfab10 4 years ago
Wait a minute, Marfab, you "miss" the "yelling" And I should use a "knife"...but you're tired of the "satire" & "parody" HUH? What am I missing here? Can you explain more clearly or this comment might in Embracing Cricitism IV ;-p
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I guess I was trying to be funny also, but don't quite have your gift. Underneath your videos there is such rational logic, such sanity and accute discernement, that although I am so deliciously amused by your humourous way of dealing with it on the surface, I am also touched by the truth of what you say. On your other
Embracing Criticism episodes when you did suddenly express your outrage it was as though you suddenly reached down deep and it was shocking. That 'worked for me'.
marfab10 4 years ago
Gotcha. ;-D
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
haha..i totally loved this video. i think it's sad that something the internet and youtube bring out the meanest people. fortunately, with such remarks as "steroid-typical," these people don't make up the smartest population of earth. :]
emaytee 4 years ago
yeah, when criticism and praise have the same weight....it's all good...
israelx7 4 years ago
Hahahah brilliant! Love your "Embracing criticism" videos... Funny and educational :) Keep up the good work. I'm glad renetto did that "helping a black guy" video (that's how I found out about you). I just can't help myself... I simply just can't stop laughing at some people's comments.
:) Really good vid!!!
Manneh 4 years ago
Thank you for making me laugh so hard again.
To comment on comment #2:
I think that acting "steroid-typical white" as an unwhite-person, just gives white people, for example a bad feeling. They might feel that the picture that is created doesn't fit on them. But I guess thats with all cultures, origins and skin-colours the same.
Who wants to be like a "steroid-typical" white, black, ..., guy/gal? No one.
But the beauty of that comment was arguing against a stereotype with an stereotype
bwhahrhr 4 years ago
I don't get that first letter. If he concluded you were kidding, then why did he expect you to actually "prove" you were embracing criticism?
#2 is hilarious. It's the old "you don't sound like you're black" argument. So insulting.
Question: How does that one guy know the color of your subscribers? Does he have spy cams on all of us?!?
Nice banana!
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
I laughed so hard Rockstar energy drink came through my nose.
Alex Thomas für immer.
Randomambusher 4 years ago
UMMMMMMMMM.......mjdfkjfkjkkjfkfkfwuwl.......interpretation.......I WUV you ....
WAITES1234 4 years ago
This is one of my favorites so far. It's amazing how many people will so freely use a racist comment like "uncle tom" because educating yourself is somehow a "white thing", and yet you aren't allowed to portray the "steroidtypical black persona" either. I guess you can't win. Hahahaha.
jo3r33d333 4 years ago
Mmmm... I´m a white guy entertained by you... should I feel guilty or something?. :)
ablheza 4 years ago
:-) I hope not
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
This was one of your funniest videos yet, Xelander. But I have to admit, I'm part of the group "white folk" and I'm pretty entertained...
(wink)
bgpiper 4 years ago
On the request of kenrg I removed a confusing comment that he did not intend and all the comments that pertained to it as soon that's why they are erased. I would do that because someone asked.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Thanks!
I'll get a good night's rest before I try to post again. (and I'll proof read this one two or three times before clicking post).
kenrg 4 years ago
ahhh, it is the haters who energize us to do what we do more and more! great vid z
soimayvent 4 years ago
I hope you realise not all white people are such nasty idiots. I hate racism! I originate from South Africa and grew up with racism and because of that I detest it. Good video.
Tessietots 4 years ago
Of course I do. Besides some of those comments where from black people and that's the balance I tried to have. Haters are nasty no matter which color.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Eigentlich gefällt mir dein Deutsch sehr gut... Und mann kann auch Orgel Affe sagen. "Organ" ist was organisches- wie ein Körperteil- ROFL! Wäre ja witzig gewesen aber so war es BESTIMMT NICHT gemeint...?
MacBraveheart 4 years ago
Danke sehr
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Bitte schön. Gern geschehen.
MacBraveheart 4 years ago
*grin* I'm just waiting for those who are going to complain about how you spoke with your mouth full. *wink*
xrebratkax 4 years ago
Can't wait, then I'll make a video about it, saying how I'll never do it again while gorge myself.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Loved it! You are hilarious!
WrenFreya 4 years ago
Loved the monkey bit at the end. Nice job.
You know, it just occurred to me that if you're a black guy named Thomas then you must live in dread of the day when one of your siblings has kids...
IslandHermit 4 years ago
Ha ha ha...my last name is Thomas, although I have an uncle Thomas. Poor guy.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
I don't know how you put up with some of the comments you get man, but you do it with grace and good humor and I respect you for that.
Thanks, as always, for another great video!
SmallPressFan 4 years ago
What SmallPressFan said.
Taletale 4 years ago
It's free material.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Fucking hilarious!
neilbunker 4 years ago
I personally like Zesta Crackers, the wheat kind they have a lot of good flavor, no need to butter them up....lol
vmanvand 4 years ago
Hilarious!!!! You jumped of the chair and monkeywalked away, as if you do it all the time haahahahah
QW2000 4 years ago
that is one of my favourite videos ever.
you do whatever you want with shakespeare,express any opinion you like, def have a rant when you feel the need & most importantly pls,pls keep right on making your vidoes.
hhhhm, i am white though, so maybe you best not accept my praise !lol
as a side note, for some reason i kept thinking of uncle ben(the sauce guy) all through the video. it was only at the end the refernce dawned on me. i love how dumb i can be !
weefrump 4 years ago
ahh...Uncle Ben is the rice guy lol
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
i think it's racist to call him the rice guy lol
weefrump 4 years ago
Again, another great video..you crack me uP and make me think all at once, thank you =)
mtamorphis 4 years ago
Wieder ein großartiges Video von Dir!! and did the guy from California say "Dein Video saugt"?? das geht auch nicht auf deutsch, aber Organ-Affe ist wirklich lustig: because "Organ" as a german word only referrs to inner organs, but maybe that was it, what he wanted to say: you are an inner organ monkey (using steroids for/against your inner organs!)
cspahn 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha...thank you so much. I hope the he reads this.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
An Uncle Tom in German! hahahahahahaha
aseagris 4 years ago
OMG, I couldnt stop laughing.
PS Could you please stop wearing white T-shirts in your videos, I find it offensive, a black T-shirt would be more steriod-typical.
bomb69 4 years ago
Hahaha! I love that style of humour. And the dramatic way you removed your glasses, very CSI :o) I laughed at the lighter, but damn, the monkey bit...omg!
poopslingingmonkey 4 years ago
omg you're black?
voxinabox 4 years ago
Yes, but I guess I'm an uncle tom, sell out, organ-monkey, house n***ger as well. I am complimented though not to black guys can boast being called a in English and German.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
lol, you could end up insulting and alienating every possible group and faction (plus some that haven't been thought of yet) iff you're not careful (no wait... Renetto has already done that!)
Keep up the good work.
Regards,
Vox.
voxinabox 4 years ago
like a lotta bit, not like the man in 1984 but more like uhm i dunno the man in like a crucial movie about a cool man
zzz33333 4 years ago
hello. you are kind of the man a little bit.
zzz33333 4 years ago
not to be steroid-typical, but you made me laugh so hard I shot rice and beans out of my nose.
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
How many people talk about Uncle Toms who have never read the book. If they had, they would know that Uncle Tom was a man under extreme conditions who with great moral strengh, sacrificed himself for the sake of those around him. The pre-civilwar novel was important in the movement to free the slaves. As an Uncle and a Tom I find such verbal missuse offensive, ignorant and slightly amusing.
tombstonetom 4 years ago
Thanks tombstone, I feel the same way. You might like a one my videos from this live performance piece I did. "Scenes from Black Stuff: Handshakes and Uncle Toms". It addresses this term and it's ugliness. I actually have a lot to say about it.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Good video. Too bad the ones that need to "get it" won't.
bobsully 4 years ago
p.s.:great video.
yours "another white viewer" ;)
TamaDuder 4 years ago
fuck that guy - your german is good...especially your pronunciation.
TamaDuder 4 years ago
HEY PEOPLE: STICK WITH IT!
The best part is after 4:50 :)
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
Are you sayin my videos too long? :-)
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
No... but I know there are people with short attention spans out there. I mean, I don't want to stereotype those with ADD, 'cause some of my BEST FRIENDS have ADD.... Umm... I love pizza!
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
You mean steroidtype don't you?
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Hey! Just 'cause I have man boobs and a little hair on my back, don't go accusin' me of usin' steroids! SHIT!
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
Brillant mein Freund!
patrickci 4 years ago
Steroid....... answer: The guy is an athlete (though not the stereotypical jungle-jim jumper)
esparka 4 years ago
I don`t understand racism. After seeing and hearing a lot of it in my short life so far, I`m beginning to suspect it`s one big practical joke. Like, fifty years from now, someone would pop up and say; 'Racism? Hahaha No that was a joke! Did you really think people exist that judge people based on race or skincolour? Come on!'
TT202020 4 years ago
I like that. I should use that in a video..."Kill all the white people...just kidding"
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
LOL!! You are waaay 2 steroid-typically good! Thanks. You're addressing ignorance and racism from all sides like no one else does.
John
chileman101 4 years ago
I never realized there was so many racist morons out there. Shit I hang my head in shame at being a part of the human race. How you can seemingly remain SO calm I have no idea. Keep up your blogs. Don't give in to the pillocks.
stanno34 4 years ago