Family Guy-Passion of Crist 2.wmv

[tritanproductions]

ROFL

[marcsbiceps]

the music that starts after *Crucify this* is hilarious. lol

[CFRanierCF]

1394 people are going to hell thumbs up chins up go up go hard or go home

[JHoward393]

you know how to use one of these? *hands over pistol*

you know how to use one of theeeese? *shows marijuana*

Jesus: :3  xD

[ZeroCitizen]

I'm Christian and this is hilarious... don't know why everyone has to get butthurt about it.

[qweasdzxcname]

damn you peter gryphon for destroying this movie !!!!

[scruffybubblez]

"kno how to use one of these?"

"do you know how to use one of THEESE?"

[apocaly21]

i'm so watching this

[xjasonxcolex]

thumbs this up, if you saw chris save a cat at the end

[zhinch]

the dislike bar is slightly larger than normal...is this because of the subtitle haters or the christians?

[MrTimmofy]

@Paraconsistant if atheists are the most rational people on earth then why do they spend time arguing "pointless" things? Oh and you spelled "consistent" wrong in your username

[3DTVIsland]

The pope could of had a heart attack

[3DTVIsland]

*sigh* dammit

[TheXenophillic]

No fighting." Sadness leads to fear. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to anger."

Yoda

[Barrenthevampire]

So...who else is going to see this?

[Sw2kx]

@hackmamut I'm not religious, but calling them "dumb Christians" is pretty stupid considering most of them are probably smarter than you, they just have faith.

[Paraconsistant]

@Sw2kx If 'faith' means 'believing in that for which there is insufficient evidence', and one should only believe in that for which one has sufficient evidence since to believe in that for which there is insufficient evidence makes it likely that, on balance, one will hold more false beliefs than true beliefs, then I think one can run argument as to why one is stupid if one has 'faith'.

[hackmamut]

132 dumb christians hahahaa

[killerclowns871]

? im just gonna assume that this whole video was a metaphor for jesus killing sin and at the same time ignore the language and blatant racism.

[HueyAndNoel]

I knew Chris Tucker was a pothead

[QBDogKiller]

Fucking great.

I love Family Guy.

[orfigo]

i d love it if there was a real movie!

[soloc0]

let he who is without sin, kick the first ARSEEEE lol

[bladiumdragon]

Pretty much Jesus' average Tuesday.

[planetary109]

I'm atheist and I would love to see this movie.

[Rex8483]

someone make a movie of this

[bobbafetto1]

cricify this

[EnvelopedInDarkness]

roflmao chris tucker LOL

[J2K100]

Do you know how to use one of these. Du know how to use one of theeese

[juanfather1945]

man,you crazy Jesus CRAZY!!!!

[superZAKTAN]

i don't even know where to start...

[AceMagic305]

ha! only if a movie like that was real

[paramattic70]

@crapaterd your God is a double ended dildo with a French tickler.

[StarWoid1]

What's funny is this all really happened. After Jesus rose from the dead, he's been killing like mad and kicking ass for centuries. Well, scratch that, his followers have.

[Deathcharge3D]

at 0:47.. at first i thought it was a baby but now i see chris was holding a cat

[WikiWaki91]

genius :)

[videopresentaciones]

in the explosion chris tucker is carrying a cat, like riggs in one of the lethal weapon movies, can´t remember which one

[XxjigixbarexX]

chris u know how to use 1 of these lol

[TheLollozor]

YOU CRAZY JESUS!!! YOU CRAAAAAZYYYY!!

[TheBackfireVidsTV]

you know how to use one of these

U KNOW HOW TA USE ONNA THEEEESE

[thesinner922]

CRUCIFY THIS AHAHAHHAHHA

[MrSojaman]

sombody needs to do this movie

[shadyboy969]

thats what my ex wife said lmfao

[charmandurrful]

Everybody needs a black joint smoking black sidekick who says everything is crazy. :)

[Tkg1988]

Por qué los gringos ven algo que está subtitulado al español, ellos entienden clarito lo que dice este video.

[torganya]

At last! A movie about the lost book of the Bible! I mean, it makes about as much sense as the others!

[annaleeaawebshow]

man, you crazy jesus... YOU CRAZEEH

[Dragonmace1000]

Whats up with the hole in Jesus' hand 0:52

[MrKristianMan]

Best part obviously 0:14

[youngkid978x]

let he who is without sin kick the first ASS XD

[hygio54jhyl54op]

make it

[DiCairo]

oh god I'm for sure going to hell now liking this

[Brotherhoodbikechief]

@DiCairo well im a pagan so they'll send me to hell anyway :D hahah

[NathanNDS]

LOVE IT!!!

[Michadergeile]

why is the damn niggers voice so high?

[DemonioPenguino]

@Michadergeile 1.Because he's Chris Tucker.

2.Racist prick.

[datifocmah]

Best ever . :D 

[MrStrangeUsername]

@crapaterd

Poe's law.

[crapaterd]

Lol? The afterlife is no joke my friend, it is in other words the end. So in whose hope do you depend? Is it He, the one who bled out for you and me? Or is it you, everyone else that lead me back to you? Selfishness feeds upon the one who sent it, Satan. Jesus still bleeds for those who believe, that is you and me Steve. Believe, through faith your hate will depreciate and just may bay you will escape your fate of the heat and defeat of the ones who won't believe. Scream, I mean hot steam gleam!

[RedBooster]

@crapaterd lies.

[ScienceOfThePS3]

@crapaterd LOLs all the way for you!

[crapaterd]

I am not fooled by the socialist media. Jesus Christ is God in the flesh, this cartoon is a false depiction by Seth Mcfarlane, don't believe the lie. If Satan could decieve 1/3 of the angels, how much easier to decieve the sons of Adam, Abraham? Find a bible based church and meet the real Jesus before you cast judgement upon others. God doesn't judge us until after we die, on what ground then would you judge your fellow man?

[werewolfowen]

@crapaterd LOL. I can't tell if you are serious or kidding around but it is hilarious either way!

[maliwahtallhei]

I would see this movie if it was real

[Graystopurples]

aww man! I laughed my ass off, they need to make a full length movie out of this!

[BananaPhoPhilly]

Hello, reader. If you had started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kinds of comments but... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise yourself never to listen to these kinds of comments or make one up. But this one is real. If you don't post this, a boy with no head and legs will show up in ur room at midnight and kill you. Everyone will forget you. start posting. the time will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes i hate these comments

[blackcry22]

@BananaPhoPhilly good for you now get the fuck out.

[DEVGRUxDELTA]

@BananaPhoPhilly Please enlighten me, how will a child with no head or legs will get into my house? Much less kill me? I mean honestly, if he can't see hear, smell or even think, how will he know where I am? The time( because he comes at "midnight") ? Or even have the strength and smarts to kill me? You are a gullible idiot.

[Cartoonfangirl007]

for the son of God, you sure are a son of a ... WHOOOOOAAAAA!!!!

[SageofWater1]

I'd watch it.

[zwiener001]

WWID in his car xD 0:11 "What Would I Do" xD

[hom859]

that was some funny shit

[crapaterd]

This is just wrong in so many ways. I have a sense of humor but I would never make fun of God

[VonNietzsche]

@crapaterd Jesus isn't God you imbecile.

[RimshotKiller]

@crapaterd oh by looking at the like-bar it seems that many people would...cause its hilarious

[schofieldmiddle]

that is so wrong

[coolShemify]

i think diz is not funny

[PMartinez55]

For the son of God, you sure are a son of a...WHOOAAAAA!

[dhhs91]

I lose it every time it says "kick the first ass"

[chandlergpr]

chris tucker down to an absolute tee

[Medabg88]

i know how to use one of those! :)

[ThisTriggaMan]

lmao they made chris tucker hella look and act like him

[blitzace7]

Let he, who's without sin, kick the first assss!

[owyagaan]

esta loco

[maxpower072]

id watch that movie

[sinbadDB]

Crucify this!! hahah

[SANTASxPISSED]

0:25 Ha ha haa xD

[rodrigoluisrsilva]

Crucify this!

Haha, great.

[naughtyninjanicole]

Dude chris tucker WOULD give jesus weed lol xD

[araz01000]

I wish such movie existed

[Aserox]

I would seriously watch this movie.

[pplus0440]

another sharp commentary on religion from family guy!

[RandomClipMan]

@pplus0440

It's not a commentary on religion, it's a satire of Mel Gibson.

[AllAksion]

I like the tag line for Passion of the Christ 2 - "Crucify THIS!". Jahahaha

[planetary109]

HA HA HA HA HA! My x-wife he says, says the guy who says marriage is an eternal bond! I get it :D

[cbaldwinjr]

I'd watch this movie...

[roycpc464]

Why don't they do one with a Jewish rabbi? I'm sure it will be just as funny.

[Chandlerzifiy]

maaan u crazy jesus, U CRAZY!!!!

[Uberhacks13]

thats funny couse Jesus didnt ever have a wife

He died as a virgin

[TheTexanCanadian]

@Uberhacks13

And you know this because the bible is soooo historically accurate? Lawl.

[willardjfilmore]

why is jesus wearing a diaper?

[XxWhiteXNinjaxX]

102 are too christian

[zotriz2]

0:45 Yo si se usar de esos!!

[tripleflip7]

The irony of this parody is that Chris tucker became a Christian awhile back, good for him.

[mrolivopablo]

dont mock your god dude

[leryan]

better than most ideas for movies nowadays

[gawaian]

Jesus and Chris Tucker HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "Do you know how to use one of theeeese?"

[zamrock20]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­haaa this was funny

[MrLucasbei]

Crucify This.

[martinchetyu1]

-Maan you crazy Jesus!Ya crazyyyy!

-Thats what my ex-wife said.

LOL

[jagfriend12151994]

For the son of god your sure a son of a whoooah

[boarthefighter]

lol chris tucker!

[huevosteve]

u know how to use one of diiiiiis?!

[planetary109]

Funny how at the end you can see holes in his hands XD

[rojanrondo08]

i find this more blasphemy than fun in this vid............

[MSAlex23]

@rojanrondo08 ok

[150buckfifty150]

@rojanrondo08 lol loser

[bobtan532]

Ad high definition

[TenouHaruka0]

Rofl I just noticed, when they're jumping with the explosion in the background, Chris Tucker is holding a cat for some reason!

[motherpony44]

''you crazy jesus''....YOU CRAZY!!! lmao!

[Casshyr]

@motherpony44 "that's what my ex-wife said" LOL

[Cruzshinima]

Is this a real movie i wanna watch :D

[shigglemyjiggle]

well you people may like this i don't christ is coming and he will not be happy about this

[ChifeElite]

@shigglemyjiggle LOL!

[shigglemyjiggle]

@ChifeElite ok!

[ChrisAmazon]

I was the 1000th liker!

[vitorpina10hotmail]

that would be a great movie

[luedog4life]

You crazy jesus! YOU CRAZY!

[DarkZerkerX]

Like a bawss

[noce8282]

@Killianthekiller not fake and i'll prove it to you when the second coming is here unless you die before then and end up in hell as God says. Well, tired of arguing with atheists that are going to perish if they dont repent and soon one day, when im old enough, i'm going to sue family guy for making fun of religion! TATA! SEE YA!

[FluffFaceProductions]

@noce8282

Dont sue family guy.

[noce8282]

@InnerBerto I guess you've never read don't judge LESS YE BEEN JUDGED! When you do judge, Judge righteously !

[noce8282]

@blacklegionairsoft1 I dare you to test my lord jesus and see what "NON REAL" stuff you get buddy. Cause he will show you punishment. Repent or perish. Believe or perish

[InnerBerto]

@noce8282 “Don’t judge, and you won’t be judged. Don’t condemn, and you won’t be condemned. Set free, and you will be set free.

seems like your lord is asking you to refrain from judging others. Leave the judging to those who have reached omniscience.

[Killianthekiller]

@noce8282 your fuckin hilarious when it comes to fake religions.

dumb asses these days

[noce8282]

@MyYoungDude thank you. You sir, are awesome(:

[lovegun9318]

man you crazy jesus

[daizhaun239]

bellow not funny

[AMxPunk]

I used to be an atheist,Then I watched this movie

[macrons593]

@AMxPunk Thanks God not another fucking arrow to the knee joke

[HDpAnIC]

@AMxPunk I used to read this comment but then I took an arrow in the knee *looks around* ALRIGHT!

[MyYoungDude]

@noce8282 Im sticking up for you. I was a former Agnostic Atheist. Instead of asking a Human to prove God exists. Ask God yourself that's what I did. Trust me...He'll reveal Himself.

[demondmonkey]

@MyYoungDude already asked, no reply. sounds to me like you are just desperate to believe anything cause your scared that there might not be an afterlife. i am agnostic and i am open to learn about any religions except christianity or any others like it. already tried it, didnt work, i have read the bible, have asked god many times to send me a sign that he is real, and....... nothing. im just glad that im no longer a christian.

[FluffFaceProductions]

@demondmonkey

Ok then, consider this, ( I am attemtping to change your thoughts ) :

Religion has destroyed humanity. Culture has a massive impact on religion. Religion is like an orange. You can dress up the orange like a hindu or a templar crusader, but at the core, it is still an orange, and you can eat it. That orange is god. The fancy dress on the orange is religion. Religion has caused too many wars, too many conflicts.. God has spoken to too many humans, too many times. Pt 2 soon..

[FluffFaceProductions]

@FluffFaceProductions

PART 2:

Religion has destroyed humanity. God hasn't. So dont follow a religious pathway. Just believe in God. Only problem is that peeps feel they have to follow a religion to be able to connect with god, because it helps them. Fact is, they dont need it, and it doesnt necessarily help.

By the way I am a firm believer in Charles Darwins': Evolution.

[Slipknot808]

@FluffFaceProductions I was talking to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man yesterday and I saw his revelation to humanity on the Ghost Busters movie. Spread the gospel of the Marshmallow Man! The Marshmallow Man has spoken to too many people, too many times. He must be real!

[FluffFaceProductions]

@Slipknot808

Right. You clearly have completely misunderstood my point. In fact, my theory couldnt be clearer (with regards to the metaphors and similes) but i was most certainly not stating that because god has communicated with humans that he must be real, although this is a valid point.

Btw I dont even have a clue who the fuck marshmallow man shit is...

SKYRIM NOW! WOO!

[Slipknot808]

@FluffFaceProductions You've never seen Ghost Busters?

[Slipknot808]

@Slipknot808 Sorry, Ghostbusters, all one word. Haven't seen it in years...

[MyYoungDude]

@demondmonkey Desperate? Mmmm...no sir. You've asked Him many times but did you have faith He would reveal Himself to you? Or did you doubt in your mind and think "God might show Himself, idk if He will" It all comes down to faith. "Walk by faith, not by sight" It all starts with faith...then you will see.

[demondmonkey]

@MyYoungDude if i had faith, why would i be questioning and asking if he's real in the first place. if you have faith that he is real, then you believe in him, but i am questioning if he is real in the first place so how could i have faith in him.

[noce8282]

@ThyShadowPaladin Ummmmm....NO! I'm standing up for Jesus NOT Family freakin Guy. Jesus is ten times more important. 

[elkinmarenco]

@noce8282

¿only ten?

[DoTheBobSaget]

"You know how to use one of theeeeeeeese?"

[hayabusakun]

94 people don't know how to use one of theeese.

[noce8282]

How about freakin thumbs down to this movie! Yeah, screw family Guy making fun of my GOD THAT DOES EXIST AND DOES LIVE TODAY.

[Freeviewsplease]

@noce8282 Prove it. I'm waiting. Shut up and walk away.

[noce8282]

@MatheusTrompete Yes, really. Ya know, you all can suck it. You do NOT make fun of my God...dont you DARE say this is HOW JESUS IS CAUSE HE ISN'T YOU ALL ARE FULL OF SIN AND HATE. YOU ALL ARE GOING TO PERISH IF YOU DON'T REPENT

[ThyShadowPaladin]

@noce8282 SHUT THE Fi_iCK UP!!!

[blacklegionairsoft1]

@noce8282

Oooohhh. I'm terrified. My imaginary friend can kick your ass too. And he's a dinosaur. I win.

[noce8282]

@AFAUXCADRE they make him seem like he's a freakin crazy gunner and he isnt.

[MatheusTrompete]

@noce8282 O RLY?

[DontShaveMe]

Anyone noticed the holes in Jezus hand at the end?

[FluffMaster101]

So, it takes one Family Guy clip just to get a Christian, a scientist and Atheist and an teacher to go at each other's throats over the keyboard. Hmmm.

[alternateGRAMMAR]

And I thought Christmas was too commercial...

[noce8282]

@DrBong3nStein No, you're just not a good Christian, it is said, "NOT ALL WHO CLAIM TO KNOW JESUS OR CLAIM TO BE A CHRISTIAN, WILL GO TO HEAVEN." YES i DO take offense to this because JESUS CHRIST DOESN'T GO AROUND KILLING AND ACTING LIKE A STUPID IDIOT!

[AFAUXCADRE]

@noce8282 Guy calm down, they arent putting jesus down in anyway. and yes he is killing people. there has also been religeous wars. How do you know he isnt killing people of another religeon? Didn't think about that? Trust me we all love god.

[RaitoDenki]

How the fck did I get top comment just by replying to some guys lol wtf

[noce8282]

@mx4menot4u No....screw family guy.....I'm not letting this stupid crap happen to JESUS!! ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT THIS ARE SINNERS AND WILL PERISH

[44t56]

This is sooo wrong, yet soooooooo right

[noce8282]

screw family guy.......

[mx4menot4u]

@noce8282 SKREW YOU!!!