A brutally honest Jericho review

[TheElecswifey]

Sell it.thats most peoples idea.

yours?''Lets go kill some ducks and turtles cuz im a pollution lover!''

I hated the ending, but the gameplay is 7 of 10.

[jesopz2]

I still remenber when I spent $64 usd for this peace of shi#. I coud spend on weed or something else but not in this fuc#### shi# and I still angry also $64 god damn it bucks, sorry but this horrible game was a FUC#### nightmare just like something area 51 for ps3 or jugement tournament I don't remenber very well but these games sucks.

[salvado55]

i wasnt good but it could have been much, much, much better. the idea and concept was really good but the developers managed to fuck it all up with fucked up friendy AI. GOD DAMN I FUCKEN HATE MY TEAM. they are a bounch of retards!!!!! which brings me to my first improvement, CO-OP.

[Lantheoneandonly]

gues he couldn't get far with the game!

[Johnnychristian1542]

next time you want to do that to a game, send it to me. even if it's e t.

[ayato5200]

i bought it for 5 euros. nice deal, for any game.

[McMIxTER]

i understand that you must be SOOOOOOOOO mad if you bought the game i mean 60$ for that shit? hell naw but for a rental it was worth it imo

[j3s0n]

You shouldn't litter!

[Zeyadu]

LOL

[nervusKID44]

lol these fanboys are raging everywere

[TheElecswifey]

the game was cool you idiot [except the ending] ,but you cant get over the fact that it makes you pee your pants at night

[agentnono24]

you couldn't break the game and case with your hands? weak little kid

[MarekUtd]

YOU POLLUTING LITTERING BASTARD!!!

[thebeetalls]

Lies.

[signalduck]

Lol. that was new



[Foloroth]

Loving those three shots.

[FreakyBarberStuff]

Well that accomplished a lot....

[jakeboston1]

@FreakyBarberStuff He probley did this after he died in the beginning of the game.... like your suppose to!

[PrinceDotPoison]

I like the game but this made me lol.

[myconius]

amen!

that seems like the only way this game can be any fun!!!

[karatekid768]

...so you don't like it?

[ScarletSnake]

i like the sounds that seagulls make in the background... i don't like games being trashed.

[yoC4Cyo]

Could have sold that. Not too clever are we?

[InfectiouzHardstylez]

lmfao!!!!!! lolololoool

[Absalohm]

Not only you were really stupid to break the game and its case, but you are also a douchebag for throwing it in the river. Go educate yourself on how plastic pollutes and kills animals around the world. You just contributed to make this world shittier than it already is. You fucking moron

[tzopvv]

only someone stupid would do that.

[nomorecakes]

i actully thought it was scary for a game for its time with its like 1 person gameplay and its like narrow halls and shit lol

[sopothetocho]

The game its actually pretty good if you play more than five minutes. the witch with the sword rocks, I used that character all the time.Also the game its pretty challenging some bosses are insanely difficult I like that, not like most games nowadays that are easy as fuck.

[NTenshow]

I've got this plus 2 other games bundled with my xbox. The game is pretty good.

[9cloudersprofile]

This game is amazing,u just suck ass,did it scare u kid?

[olacola15]

there are some bad games ofc, do not føcking break it (even though it was kinda funny) take care of them, then after 2 years, play it make a review, gameplay or walkthrough...

[SuperhumanChichi]

You could have just resold it or gave it away....

[buggyboo81]

this is stupid, i keep games, and take care of them. i'm a good gamer.

[ROFLRocketz1]

i agree!

[MrRhysReviews]

Hmmmm, Yes agree with everyone, I WOULDN'T just smash that game, GO FUCKING RETURN IT, actually ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE (Just Sayin') ARE FUCKIN' DUMB, IF YA DISLIKE A GAME EVER HEARD OF A 7 DAY RETURN POLICY????? IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS.

[commenter12100]

@MrRhysReviews Dont be so quick to say ALL American people are dumb. Maybe these guys are, but not everyone.

[MrRhysReviews]

@commenter12100 Im just saying "DUMB" in terms of Games and Shit, ITS CALLED RETURN as I said, Don't wreck These :P

[commenter12100]

@MrRhysReviews Oh, I see. TROLOL.

[jamieisjabba]

i take it this game is really bad then ?

[ilovecats200]

WHY!!!thats a good game

[ShadowxMaker]

Littering Fine $.

[akira357]

I bought it for $5 on steam the other day, played it and liked it...

I say Jericho worth way more than the shitty Modern Warfare style crap-ass campaign nowadays. The learning curve was unwelcome at first, but the game give you time to try out the characters abilities so if you think it confusing it becuz u either too lazy or wanted to play a brain-dead game. Oppose to playing MW2 which is just a movie and hit a few buttons

U don't need a map..jesus..it a linear game who need a freaking map!

[MrSHMUP]

So, you buy a game just so you can smash it?

Fucking moron.

[N64supern00b]

jerichos awesome why wont go suck ****

[Nconte1944]

clive barker should have stuck to horror movies

[Rilyn666]

LOL i take it u didnt like the game then? i didnt think it was too bad

[777term]

What the hell did you do! you could have reused the box!

[shizokiller]

well when you mom daddy pay for the game then its easy to brake it RIGHT??

Stupid spoiled kids....

[GimmieThisBeat]

@shizokiller lol umm how do you know his mom and daddy bought him the game? could prob be a grown ass man who posted this. Dick

[shizokiller]

@GimmieThisBeat if you cant see its a Kid. then you are FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

[aciser1]

@shizokiller Ehh, I wouldn't call anyone stupid if my writing skills were as bad as yours...

[ctsbro1]

@shizokiller bro its like $2.00 lmao i fcking hated it... i bought it with my money when i was 12 i played it a couple times... tried to get far.... nd broke tha bitch... fck that game

[Garrettcore]

good review straight to the point. even if it is brutally honest.

[max18363]

A bit over the top to be honest. Alot of folks didnt like jericho but i thot it was a decent game. It had a few niggles yeah sure but i like it all the same.

[TheCheeesyOne]

wtf STFU ppl i think game sucks donkey balls and respect this review for one :)

[FuzzyGameReviews]

If you hate it that much you should have sold it.

[37712]

wow this guy is really stupid for doing that to a perfectly good game. if you did not like the game ten just turn around and sell it to someone else.

[lDrigol]

your stupid, this games dope.

[lDrigol]

your stupid dude, this games actually pretty dope.

[ARomanianKid14]

lol i dont get it... was it that good? lolz

[PuReGaMeR425]

ha i did this to my world at war because it got a full ring on it then i went office space on its ass

[fallout3117]

fuck fuck this ? ? ?

[JuanCarlosNieves]

Stupid, the game rocks, you are a moron that doesnt play well :)

[BXmuffslayer]

i got the game two weeks ago and i couldnt stop playing, the only gripes i had with the game was, 1) The "cheats" they advertised in the game were only for people in the U.K. and other countries outside of the US. 2) No trophies or achievements whatsoever,they couldve gave something for beating the game. 3) The ending. I felt so jipped after beating the game because of the way it ended. i felt like a hot chick was leaning in to give me a kiss,only to kick me in the nuts instead.

[sk8erdude180x2]

best review ever lol

[jetpriest]

That's a really honestl thing you just did. Damn. I honestly would never throw away money like that. But i guess to you, it was a piece of crap. I quite enjoyed it, because I had all sorts of trouble playing beating the game.

[sikokilla1234]

Wow...

[warriors712]

your a fucking nigger u dumass

[crazyberalo]

idiot nub 

[Sharkey3331]

i got this for £1.69 on steam and its pretty fun (why did you have to pollite the water you make us seafood luvas lose more food)

[unclejubalon]

@Oasistudios but this is not good!!!

[cheekymrbigbutt]

@unclejubalon

Yes it is!

[30thofseptember1991]

lol, good then?

[Arsonloke]

thats great poison the water...dumb ass

[Aiotgun]

I lol'd. It's like a $1.69 on steam today though thats probably not too bad :p

[SkaterTwitch]

My mum got me this game for £4, it's not bad, but it's not great either. I personally like it, it's good for what it is, but could have been a WHOLE lot better.

[Killer4741]

team fortress 2 version

[blue scout breaks the Jericho game and throws it in the water of 2fort]

red medic: this is unacceptable!!!

red heavy: scout is so stupid, stupid, stupid!!!!

[red team kills scout]

red heavy (holding another copy of Jericho): game is credit to team!

[balancebalance]

I got for this 10 bucks on the 360 and I really liked it. Best 10 bucks I ever spent on a 360 game. Switching team members is kewl, the fire fighter were fun and the story behind each place and boss was interesting.. Yeah the AI was dumb and the level design wasn't impressive and yeah the ending was god awful, but you tell me, How many video games do u know of that let you kill a baby with a Katana blade ;)

[HadesUnbound]

You can kill babies in Dante's Inferno with a scythe lol

[sopothetocho]

@HadesUnbound Katana > scythe

[crassisdead]

Yeah, I bet you hate this game because you read that it gets bad reviews, because this game is quite good. Go back to playing your shitty Modern Warfare 2.

[ninjaseven]

lol i'm DLing this game off steam for 5 bucks! can't really go wrong, just lookin for a horror game to scare the crap out of my gf with XD

[eggsadilla]

this game is cool....like nothing you've ever played. i played the beginning and it wasn't all that, thought of getting my seven bucks back from gamestop. then i played more and found myself passing the game and enjoying it. yeah the ending wasn't good, but know a days there really isn't any. the game is good just give it time.

[mickymuddle]

I got this for $19.99

its ok but it just drags out too long for me, also all the levels are either brown or gray....

[Inferno1092000]

i guess you din't like it huh?

[Soundman37]

I hear the game sucked but I like the review... LOL thumbs up...

[marioman277]

xD what a rip off xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SweetwaterMC]

I wholeheartedly agree with the video's assessment of this games intrinsic value. After all that shit you get a fucking credit role? Thats it? Nothing? Fuck Codemaster's!

[WhArKieDx]

but that game is sooo coooool meN!

[iownuall123]

ooooooo you are litteriiiiiiinngg

[TheSkitzophrenics]

Loitering is not cool >:(

[Luisitox5]

I'll try the game, let's see!

[Nevermore2007]

that bad huh?

[archounduser10]

i love you dude i had to rent a game with a coupons i had and i was panicing cause we needed to watch a show and i played the first level and got bored my local hollywood is closing and i have to keep the game but fuck that imma sell it for 10 and buy a nes game better than this

[resurgam44]

Haha, I just got this game for $2.99 - I quite like it so far.

[unclejubalon]

What a rip-off!

[Gh0stfl0wer]

@unclejubalon

hahahaha

[JackJackKcajify]

@unclejubalon

something youtube needs straight and to the point

lovely

im not getting this game u just saved me money

[secretsoftheninjas]

@resurgam44 Where!?

[chrisdotwynn]

Damn man, I knew you were gonna do that, and yet still I lol. I would have taken it to Gamestop though, and gotten some money for it, or put it on ebay. The littering part wasn't too cool either, because now some fish might choke on broken pieces of your game

[joygt3]

WTF this game is cool not awesome but cool dont do that you can sell it , asshole

[Jordo54321]

LMFAO

Cinematic masterpiece right here

I think I'm still going to buy it though, for 5 bucks it's the same as a rental

[Desu666]

Where can you get it for 5 bucks? :P

[Jordo54321]

@Desu666 You missed out, was during the steam holiday sale dec25->jan3rd

I beat the game, I actually liked it. Campaign was more interesting/fun to me than Gears of War etc

[Desu666]

Oh I see.

I was thinking of maybe getting it on 360 though, but i'm hesitating between this game and Overlord 1

[yukmust]

you can get it for 8 on amazon right now... i downloaded the demo and it was decent if you're really into FPS.

[onlycasual1]

you can get it for free, just like any other game if you know how

[Desu666]

Yeah, but I don't really agree with game piracy or stealing.

Plus, nothing's really free. If you were to download the game you'd have to have a computer and other tools that you need to have bought beforehand.

[onlycasual1]

i don't support it either but in my case if i like the game i will do my best to go out and buy the original, to help the makers. but if its a garbage like some games im gonna stick with the download :)

[azz578]

This game was brilliant, imaginative, strange, diverse, lots of characters, superbly structured, lots of unlockables, massive battles. It was one of only a few FPS' that compelled me to play. A developer tries to innovate, and a release an FPS with a STORYLINE. And they get hounded for it. Not surprising seeing as the genre is dominated by garbage like Halo and Killzone.

[copi111]

i like this game

[REAPER3382]

well i just bought the game a few hours ago havnt played it got school and my parents took away mah xbox( damn them) and i will prob injoy it that and i am tryin tu expand the library i have sold so many games man

[soulsingxkill]

wtf are you saying ?

[ManowarHeigou]

death of a beautiful game.

[cindermaker]

This is awesome.

[ButterflyWars]

You said it all without saying anything. I started playing this game and it was all biscuits and gravy at the start. Then the gameplay started to get repetitive and boring. I'm about 2/3 done with this thing and I'm not so sure I even want to finish this thing, even thought I try to finish every game I play.

[bromvall]

Sooo... a 10 / 10 ? :D

[KingCrimson12]

lol! lovely review, really.

[btbam77]

idiot

[rudenoodle]

that game will be worth a fortune in the future, your governement is full of bugs.

Your dimes are so fucking stupid, every inch counts.

say you?

[KajiCarson]

"that game will be worth a fortune in the future, your governement is full of bugs."

Your spelling is full of bugs.

[rudenoodle]

Ouch, that one stung a little...

[swiv2d]

i would of shoved i up your ass

[01EmptyBox]

Damn, i miss Undying...

[TheSeraSerpent]

Sorry, but I like the game! It´s linear ok! It´s pretty unfair sometimes, too! But! It looks great! It sounds great! The Atmosphere is great! It´s pretty gory...

Not the perfect horror-shooter, but not a bad one, either!

[fighisver]

it couldn't be as worse as drake of the 99 dragons...can it....?

[warriorsking00]

lol that was funny, never played the game. but the reviews ive seen arent too flatering.

[RankAndFileGuy]

The game is actually fun to play, it's frustrating at the beginning, takes some time of getting used to. After you have gotten used to gameplay, you're good to kick some ass and enjoy it! I had a lot of fun playing it, the downside is the ending, which is non-existant. LOL

[lupchoke]

you guys are soooo special. like the game. fucking pre-teens.

[mrBierleiche18]

thanks for doing that ive hated this game so much -.- FIVE STARS

[neobee51]

This game made me vomit in my lap wen i played it.. this is deff the worst game besides damnation which is a steaming pile of shit

[SnugglNutts]

hahaha thats hilarious

great review, couldnt agree more

[clipsryan]

that makes alot of since. waist your money even more by breaking it. you probably sucked at it. that's why game don't sell, because little fuckers putting too much pressure and nothing's ever good enough.

[lavinfung]

I picked this up for under $10 today. After crap like Terminator, Bullet Witch etc I am keeping a very open mind...

[vipergraphics]

looks pretty good.

[fartknockerfartknock]

im about to get the game i think it looks pretty good ive watched all the reviews i think it will kick ass

[dakickazz]

thank you i was about to buy ths this game.

[sjanten83]

I should have seen this review before I wasted my money. This silly attempt to make a good game went bad.

[amig90]

You could sell it instead :/

I mean, yeah, I've seen this reaction before.

[asclepius007]

sinder87

"jericho is not a good game. it is one of the worst shooters ever."

this is really more of a horror game than a shooter...

i liked this game, and i think that most of the people who hate it are the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing guys who were looking for a FPS, not a horror

[jabnit]

i don't get it. i played the demo, enjoyed the demo. and just baught it brand new for £5. for £5 it honestly isnt a bad game. if you played the demo and then had the common sense of an idiot to pay £40 for the full game then you're a stupid twat.

[TheCheeesyOne]

wtf it looked like some parts of the disc cam out of the disc

[GunSlingerXAi]

yeap. the game sucked. way too confusing, ai sucked, weapons sucked, reviving sucked, and wtf no maps.

[JerichoSupporter]

I liked this game...but I know there are people don't like it but this was really unneeded lol. For games like Shaqfu, Cluster's Revenge, and most notably E.T., I can understand.

Even though I am a fan of the game, this was funny to watch.

[TheBigCheese199]

that wasnt smart. even if it was really bad you could of sold it.

[unclejubalon]

I really wouldn't want others to waste their time on playing Clive Barker's Jericho.

[TheBigCheese199]

well, thats real stupid. lots of people liked this game and also, dont throw trash in the water. put it in a garbage can dude.

[unclejubalon]

Trash is a pretty accurate description.

[TheBigCheese199]

haha. nice one.

[liv3les]

@TheBigCheese199 word pollution is not cool

[JSantie]

Nice. Cant say that I've played "Jericho" yet, but I did throw "Dead Rising" out of a second story window after it froze on me after 12 hours in "Survival Mode."

[PaulMcCloskeyXXX]

i love that game dude, you suck

[TheBigCheese199]

is it good?

[sinder87]

jericho is not a good game. it is one of the worst shooters ever.

[TheBigCheese199]

i bought it. i played it. I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!

[sinder87]

cool. i like the guns in the game.

[TheCheeesyOne]

that says everything

[Patrozor]

one of the best review ever seen !!! 5|5

[yousini]

I just bought this for $10 off steam (pc version), cant be that bad

[unclejubalon]

Can't be that bad? Get back here and apologize!

[yousini]

hahahaahha

[locashcrack]

littering is bad

[javalinaReviews]

best part about this game is its great art direction. other than that it ranges from mediocre to bad.

[Tankiller9]

gros naze !

[GuyMorad]

ever thought of trading ? haha, dumbass.

[unclejubalon]

I won it in a poker match. The entry was two dollars / Jericho. Unfortunately, I won.

[bongsmoker121]

hey should of give it to me

[originalDPG1]

I 100% agree Absolutely horrible game, Yay fun for around the first 0.5 seconds until u realize it is a complete waste of money the only "horror-fying" aspect of this game is the resale price is 1-6$ I just blew 40$ NEVER EVER EVER buy this game, play is repetitive and not at all challenging

[shadowhunter3]

I thought this game was fun. It has a lot of replayability. Why you didn't like it? This game is no Superman 64 or E.T....

[Brand0n4569]

I played the demo and wasn't blown away, but was it really that bad?

[unclejubalon]

Yes, every aspect of this game is abysmal. Avoid!

[mlwy45]

what wrong can't beat the game without cheating?!

[unclejubalon]

I did complete the game without cheating, and the only thing that kept me going was the rage inside. I don't think I've ever had this little fun with a game and still completed it.

[sjanten83]

I second that motion!!!! HAHA