Voicemail

[DeanMartin1231]

What a dumb fuk!

[chillbill808]

WTF !!!!!!!

[Fervorism]

Stay classy.

[WhatDoYouPredict]

Your sister keep flashin those titties on my face lmfao

[WhatDoYouPredict]

Its not my fought

[XxXdallybeiberXxX]

man whore....

[Socomnick]

Why does a hispanic guy have an ebonics accent :/

[MrSportsFanatic1]

Did she kill both him and her sister the next day? LOL

[yokedici90]

I FUCKED HER xD

[tereemo24]

Wtf

[lucibtht1]

wtf omg tlk about petty

[justinlwerner]

Oh, please let these people be sterile. Please, please, please.

[SHRINKBEADS101]

they're both guilty but this guy ( this guy!!) thinks he f*d her sist'er. Sounds like she f'd him, and her sister too. He didn't say no but if comments are 'i'd cut his balls off', how bout sis' balls? Loyal family,isn't she?

O Jerry Spinger where art thou? Cynically, she'd choose to forgive him; where on earth would she find another sob who's open against all odds and cheaters cunning. He's compared and chosen them sh*ts over honkin' the hooters that possibly hounted her youth too.

WWJerryD?

[Kawasakiforlife7]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ive literally been laughing out loud for 5 minutes straight!

[munnonockspirit]

Sounds like a real winner...

[thatRUGA]

Stressing him because small boob.

[Withinmypain]

I love you dude yeah, Only not this movie

[Withinmypain]

I love you dude yeah

[SlaminAnthony24]

Art is a lil tittie grabber

[PorreKaj]

Been there

[subzerosmokerain]

@GilgameshCrew Also true.

[LadyKnight123]

@GilgameshCrew Hell yeah they can be

[ChoofDoof]

@LadyKnight123 Good thing I'm neither.

[subzerosmokerain]

@ChoofDoof Wait, what?

[HotBroodish]

WOW WHAT A WASTE OF DNA

[FireLightning16]

man, I wished I got more unknown messages like this. LMFAO!

[LadyKnight123]

Wow. Men can be such douchey pigs.

[subzerosmokerain]

@LadyKnight123 Truth.

[ncdxero88]

LMAOPromotionalkittenbasket!

[greatlostnovel]

At 0:42, it sounds like "Man, what the fuck? That shit distractin' me now". Makes more sense than "I think you stressin me", IMO.

[IiTHXiI]

Clearly his girl didn't t get the voicemail. So i wonder how that champagne in hand encounter went....

"Whats the champagne for :D"

"You forget or summin, I fucked your sister"

[wendiex3]

what a fucking tard. how does a guy like that get girls?!?!

[EraNew45]

lmao



[KadyWilliams]

Well... that was definitely interesting. Can't stop laughing.

[Calumaritzu]

I've been in an awful mood lately, but this has kept me laughing for quite a bit now... can't stop listening LOL. Brilliant!

[JasmineSilva1]

"how come you ain't got big ass titties? man what the fuck? i think you stressin me man..."

[potatog300]

I don't want to click the top comment because the number is at 69, and um, it kind of seems appropriate for this video...

[Varuna1510]

This guys sounds like Phoebe's brother on friends.

[PandaPandaKai]

HAHAHAHAHAHA must have been some BIG tits for him to get all sidetracked like that trying to APOLOGIZE for fucking his girls sister. XD "and I want to make it up to you... but yo it's not my fault yo sister was keep flashin those titties...and I just...your sister got some big ass titties though..." omg dying. WHY do girls go out with douchebags like this?? This is why I stick to hot rich Asian guys. All guys are gonna cheat, might as well get one that can buy you nice stuff. :-p

[rejuised]

hehehe i loved listening to this. damn nigga

[ihmen]

sad thing is people like that guy are fucking experts at getting girls. im pretty sure they get more girls than me and i go to the club almost every weekend.

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

@ver12 Don't worry he'll still "squeez them shits" though !

[ninjajesus81]

God damn it. Why do I have to now know that this piece of shit exists?

[jakeglazes]

@ninjajesus81 Ha! Best comment I've read in some time.

[PhantomCaptin]

this should me an interesting night for him when he goes their.

[TooooLiE]

ROFL

Is this real? O.o

JW

[Darren7493]

how come you aint got no big ass titties?

[GoldenFIight]

Fake, it was plausible until he asked her why she didn't have big ass titties.

[KiLLaHQuEeNZz]

WTF

[PwnerGeist]

if he was a leykis student he wouldn't have to apologize for being a man

[V1nc3Vega]

This is a joke, right?....RIGHT???

[DeathtoRaiden1]

*sigh* "i'll squeeze them shits though"

And they say chivalry is dead...What a guy.

[Mk2ification]

how come you aint got some big ass titties?! lolol

[mulletalchemist]

. . .

At least he admitted it?

[SpartanCarver]

Hooooly shit laughing so hard

[TenWhoWereTaken]

OMG so amazing. I would fucking wet myself if someone accidentally left this on my machine.

[obigalish]

The girl recieving the message probably broke it off with her nice guy ex to be with this tool. women... wtf is wrong with your gender?

[Porcelanesa]

Bwahaha! Crazy people in this world ?!

[liljskaggs]

Classic!



[PwnerGeist]

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do sure he's got a girl but those nipples just keep staring at 'im.

[bashtxus]

I'v just read it with my gf. The fuck we almost get a figth due that shit.

[Malisaofthesand]

lmao yeah thats the kind of messege ya get right before a couple breaks upXD

[PublicDinosaur24]

You can tell his girl and him have a great relationship....

[1and0nly22]

thumbs up if u got some big ass titties.

[ForlornSuicide]

Oh man, she got herself a dumbass guido. LOL

[thiswillseftdestruct]

WTF HOW COME U AIN'T GOT BIG ASS TITTIES THO????

[dantrc724]

big ass titties indeed

[betrayed1]

kinda like i fucked her?  rofl

[JWADDMollieVideos]

*knows

[JWADDMollieVideos]

Wow. This guy really know how to charm a woman. LOL!

[jouadzahra]

hahaha omg,,that guy has some nerve

[drewskidavis]

Ha that's some funny ass ish right there son

[tacomonster98]

aahh, nothing like an edumacation lol

[iSadiee14]

And um, we kinda likeifuckedher

[feliciaquinn1118]

55 people don't have big ass titties.

[lanie2193]

Wat Up Dawg!!! God bootys are dumb!

[89padawan89]

You had me at "hello yo"

[keokiracerhalsteren]

and uhmmm....

we kinda like...

I fucked her

Whahahaha, that was really smooth :D

[shonuxs]

I love that this was uploaded on my birthday

[N8154]

not buying this. guy actually calling his girlfriend to confess cheating? And insulting her in the confession?

[SomewhatSuperhero]

I like how he says "It's all good" at the end.

Shit, you can't accept your own opinion...

[MartGri0711]

lmao...sad and funny at the same time...

[Tony007corp]

wow....

[KCIDvGIBvATTOGi]

the situation?

[HoshizoraKiyoshi]

.__. i would have suggested a threesome....

[MounettexD]

LMAO ! this vid is hilarious i woul have cut his balls "how you like my sister's titties now"

[anthonybaut]

This guy is ... WINNING!!!!

[leeluhrz]

OH MAN!

I hope she didn't let him "make it up"

nigga LAME

=|

[makaylazumwalt]

bahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha­hahahahahaha

[Therealillest]

Welcome to Idiocracy! 2011 it's OFFICIAL Birthyear.

[FuelFightGear]

youtube.com/watch?v=nl_y3t6Fgu­s

[Walmartprankster]

this isnt fake.

[RTistic]

#MUAH

[daves45678]

HEY check out (prank call gay guy calls pet store) funny shit

[whoaitsdakenster]

i squeeze them shit thoughj LLOLOLOLOL aww shit funny ass fuhhhk

[Jenalici0us]

SMDH at that dude lols

[Therealillest]

"Kind of like---I fucked 'er". ROFLMAO



[Therealillest]

Brotha must be Packin! Chicks will let you get away with anything if you carry a big stick. If they say any different it's a bald-faced lie!

[kwilliam1718]

youtube.com/watch?v=SPgtO_UsiT­U

[carnage101]

What a gentleman

[volcomliberation69]

Did any of you read the description...it's obviously a wrong number and not meant for the person who posted the video

[ChainsawTam]

@volcomliberation69 That's what makes it funny.

[EraseVertigo]

He sounds like a keeper. The kinda guy you'd bring home to meet your mother.. Haha nah he'd probably end up fucking her too :P

[madest]

You should marry this guy.

[dawnner211]

Wow. An appropriate resonse, "Aw, man. It's a-ight. See. I fucked your brother last night. Shiiiiit. He kept rubbin that big ol dick up on me, and I...well...you know how it is. Say. How come he got a big dick and you got a little one?"

[84chevypickup]

@dawnner211

"THAT SHIT BE STRESSIN ME!!!!" LOL

[Escebar]

@dawnner211 I swear to God this made me lmao when I read this!!! hahahaha

[deathnotevictem]

I don't want to be that person, but......fake. Or a wrong #

[Generalissimo1991]

@deathnotevictem Obviously you didn't read the caption...it's very clearly a wrong number.

[deafndumb1035]

The thought process is amazing...

goes from feeling bad

to thinking about her sister's titties to thinking about grabbing those titties

to wondering why she doesn't have those shits to getting mad at her for not having those shit to then accepting reality and will still squeeze her shits regardless of the lack of size and overall inadequacy compared to her sister then to realize his must swallow his pride and come through with some champagne

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

@deafndumb1035 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!! Shit cracked me UP !!!

[tommyk1347]

Sooooooooft~

[htsblusbrgbrubhguerh]

LMFAO. that is, HILARIOUS.

Bad City sent me here. ;)

[imakemovies1234]

You know if I was her, i'd still squeeze them shits though.

[DanieLaixer]

SONOFABITCH

[fe4rlesss]

this cant be real xD , `and ummm we kinda like.... I f**ked her´ helarious

[ndf2020]

He will squeeze them shits though

[dutchii]

Wanna believe it's fake

[ProfessorRocket]

Do you even have a sister? Are you even..a chick? X'D

[BrutalityMental]

"Ill squeeze them shits though". Literally the worst thing i have ever heard. From beginning to end this made me laugh!

Worst confession and apology ever. I wouldn't be surprised if she stayed with him, seeing as he sounds like an idiot already, no possible way this guy held decent conversation when they were dating.

Hahah good laugh though.

[TheKillerM00SE]

its not his fault she aint got some big ass titties...he'll squeeze dem shits though....

[angonbing]

holy crap....i struggle to believe this could be real...but then there are people in this world that are this stupid

[Suertsje]

so... what's his number? XD

[dudemanxx1]

epic...stupid..but epic

[lllzehcnaslll]

Oh Rednecks & Cows never gets old

[aoc97]

The top comment is one of THAT many idiots thinking he was talking to his best friend? As in another dude? He's obviously straight so that many dummies think this guy told his best friend right in the beginning that "last night was amazing"?

[Applest2oApples]

This video makes me want to be racist

[ver12]

haha so funny, if your trying to be sorry..dont say that her sister got some big ass titties!

[adonisaugusto]

W.T.F.

[shiminology]

that was embarrassing, his confession was spread to the world of youtube

[thekingbeyondthegate]

If she had invested in some big ass titties, none of this would've happened. Poor guy sounds heart broken.

[nipzilla]

most romantic phone call i've ever heard.

[DerekJShin]

big ass titties :D

[mhayd990]

how did tiger woods get this number????

[potpie2004]

o i thought he was gay or something then went strait then back to gay

[zaq147369]

Thumbs up if the trends section on the Youtube homepage sent you.

[FlamestormTheWolf]

Wow. Just .. wow. Someone's in trouble XD

[spuddapotato2494]

hahahaha! :)

[muziquecole]

"and uhhmm...We kinda like...I fucked her." Ahahahahahahahahaha...How do you kinda like fuck somebody? LMAO

[xShadowOfTheNite]

@muziquecole It's probably safe to assume that he walks around with his pants halfway down so he could have tripped and landed on top of her while she was wearing a skirt and at the same time going commando and then accidentally put it in her. Something like that?

[gaaraadams]

this ain't cool

[spuddapotato2494]

@gaaraadams ha yah!: )

[jgonz185]

This would never happen to me. I would call the right number, and I would be living on the street the next day.

[freerealmsvids1]

This is so fake.

[hebiluver13]

How come you ain't got big ass titties!?

LOL Oh geez I bet his girlfriend is gonna love to hear that

[4BROko]

hahaha such a bro! this is fuckin awesome!

[onjimana]

we kinda like umm.. I FUCKED HER!! XD

[onjimana]

thumbs up if tosh didn't sent you here.

[spuddapotato2494]

@onjimana good bc i dont like tosh AT ALL!!!!!! sooo lame... :)

[Bocephitus]

@onjimana ummmm who cares? not one damn person.

[jusblaze99]

@Bocephitus

apparently 202 people do.....

[onjimana]

@Bocephitus and why do you comment XD

[neoka28]

I don't understand this whole "Gangsta/Douchebag" language.

Translation please!

[f937r]

@neoka28 "Okay, so one thing led to another and uh, I had relations with your sister last night. I apologize, and I'm going to make it up to you tonight. But I mean, she's more attractive than you. How come you don't look as well as she does? Anyways, I'm going to make it up to you tonight with some champagne. I love you. Muah."

[neoka28]

@f937r Ah ha!

Thank you kind sir!

[katieisfantab]

uhm... we kinda... I FUCKED HER.

at least he's honest?

[iloveyoshi0xo]

FAKE

[mgarc79]

@iloveyoshi0xo your moms tits were fake too you hear people throwing it in your face

[iloveyoshi0xo]

@mgarc79 actually my mom did get a boob job.

[MrMcStatus]

BAHAHAHHAHAHA "why aint you got big ass titties?" hahahahahha

[Burgerphile]

who can blame the guy?? i mean.. she had big ass titties man!

[gumgl]

gimme his number!

[MsFromMeToYou]

gay and fake!

[ninjarobo110]

@MsFromMeToYou Who the fuck cares if its fake or not? its fucking hilarious.

[MsFromMeToYou]

@ninjarobo110

I guess you have never heard of ray william johnson or =3

It was a joke...

[ninjarobo110]

@MsFromMeToYou Yeah ive heard of him and i got the reference.

[floralangelita]

oh men...note to self: be sure you're calling the right person eh. How i wish the guy on the phone will discover this video. XD

[omeaga11]

Best way to say that you fucked your girlfriend's sister, also best excuse why you fucked...BIG TITTIES FTW