Top Ten Barack Obama Campaign Promises

[TriggerJunkie]

I thought the FCC was against allowing the view of two ASSES in the same program!?!? (regarding Barack and David)

[bountyhunter5551]

lets bring an alligator to the white house and see wat he really does.

[OutlawTomFantastic]

Here's a campaign promise he made: "I promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." He's a lying POS just like any other lame politician.

[cdemanelis]

Of all the promises broken at the end of the campaign trail, I'm most upset about the alligator one.

[GuitarKing287]

hey obama, let's get rid of apple altogether huh?

[brad238899]

I can't stand him politically but this was funny. I liked #4.

[siqbrah]

barack obama is a celebrity, not a president.

[GuitarKing287]

@siqbrah my thoughts exactly.

[POKEMONMASTER260]

Barack Obama could've been such a greater president had he kept these promises instead of what he did/is doing.

[Feliscar]

he can make any promises he wants.

He won't keep any of them.

[saharacloud2]

exactly

[ElihuNivens]

""...buy Letterman a decent herpes" :P

[randomdude0111]

decent HAIRPIECE. HAIRPIECE. he means a toupe not a venereal disease.

[blits4000]

LMFAO 1 4 AND 5 :D

[kfetter16]

i like number 4 :)

[Farmboy7899]

A real promise by Obama "I will slow the future development of our own Combat Systems".

Yes, this is the idiot that you elected, folks.

[Madfoot713]

@Farmboy7899 that's not a bad thing if he kept that promise

[hellokittyjoy13]

hahhaha this is really funny!!!

[ThePhalseProfit]

These are actually more believable than what he did promise

[KingVallejo]

number 7 was actually funny

[bnelms22]

A muslim leader also endorsed him:

In February, Louis Farrakhan appeared at an annual Saviours' Day event in Chicago and called Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama the "hope of the entire world" that the U.S. will change for the better.

[bnelms22]

You would really vote for BO? Thats Body odor for you.

[beingther]

Obamas community organization Acorn and there storm  troopers will win this election for obama

You need to vote this is the last time it might count and I mean might count there already cought fixing the race in Vegas it will never count again acorn is going to get

Billons of dollars from government Obama infanticide( when a baby survives a abortion ) obama said let them die do you know most of the babies this guy wants to kill is black

[mysticul99]

Quit fucking with my anti-obama comments you San fagscisco Faggot liberal mother fuckers.

[dragonbug69]

god some people are just racist assholes. hes tons fucking better than mccain and palin. and people check your fucking facts before you make assumptions about him.

[sevndust21]

just because we dont like obama were racist...typical libral, always resort to name calling

[sonofahoecracker]

he is a nightmare, oh God help us!!!!

[bnelms22]

1. Raise Taxes 2. Promote killing of children

3. Give more of our money to Africa

4. Give free health care to everyone but hey its not free 5. Turn from everything he ran on cause he cant get soldiers out in 90 days.

6. Be the most arrogant man ever elected to office. 7. Create more welfare programs

8. Break the bank by giving everyone a so called free education. 9. Create bad legislation since he has never created anything good. 10. Waste more money than anyone in history.

[elissabello]

right on

[reeseman60]

the fucking truth

[pgpwnz]

nobody likes that caramel colored dipshit.

i hope anyone else wins,

even michael jackson.

[JulkerNSidd786]

he won today. June 3, 2008

[nbayiha]

I hope he wins , He is the greatest among the three.

[chantz101]

lololol this is sooo funny lololol

[maryquant1967]

Ladies and gentlemen: our next president. Our long national nightmare is almost over.

[sevndust21]

nope its about to beign when he gets in office

[maryquant1967]

If you really are only 23, this wouldn't be a fair fight because you are so INEXPERIENCED.

[sevndust21]

ok prove me wrong...tell me what legislative accomplishments he has done as a senator

[bnelms22]

Nothing. he doesnt even vote on issues. How can people be so dam blind

[JMM307]

haha soo funny

im behind him 100%

[liverpoolboy]

LOL

[chiuwenyen]

funny and charming guy

[mikma]

mikma was here

[tyeporter]

Woohoo!!!

[Rayzor369]

Wooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo

[daniicaliifornia]

i think its pretty funny how its actually obama doing it.

he's a cool guy.

[hansonslee]

Even though I am rooting for Clinton, I think Obama is very charming. If I had to choose who to become friends with, I would love to be Obama's friend. For Clinton, I would rather be her adviser not her friend.

[sballgurl4eva]

Barack Obama is amazing...I hope he wins the election...

[maxima96]

God!! this man is a gifted person, i'm a CANADIAN but i hope Americans do elect this guy otherwise they are done.

[GurbVSgub]

you are correct

[crikeyuncle]

I hope he wins. Its going to be the 1st time in history that people other than the candidate will actually cry for winning or losing an nomination. I don't see how people can not be inspired by what he says.

[ogii]

Wrassle

[atekken5]

Ha, Barack-tober, he MUST win!

[dlkfuyhifrn]

i hope obama wins this. that was really funny though. :)

[Rayzor369]

Overblown candidate. But funny.

[seeleyboothfan]

Won't vote for him, but I enjoyed number 2

[orpheusking]

Such a refreshing person.

O'08!

[McSnookerman]

hope he wins

[Highland89]

God I hope Barack wins...