1.21 I know all the lingo like in eastenders, i go up the apples and pears stairs, and i sit on the apples and pear chair, and get an autograph from apples and pear lionel blair, and sometimes i say RICKKKKYYYY!!! That means something in cockney dont it?
Probably the greatest lines ever said on television :P either that or ragh ragh ragh come on football and score a goals!!
This is hilarious especially Damon's cockney rhyming and Graham's neurotic fire starting......but Damon remains my hero.....a gorgeous, musical genius and innovator.
"I don't like television. Too much colours and movement it's too busy for me. Also sometimes there's people on it and you don't know if they are on television or they're in the room with you but just small. I GOT CSESs!"
does Matt have some sort of obsession with potatoes? in shooting stars he sung the baked potato song, in this he mentions then at 0:35 and then also their other show Mash and Peas lolxx
I'm the biggest fan but unlike you, have a sense of humour. If you were a fan at all, you would know that Alex has been quoted as saying this portrayal of him and them as a band is hilarious and accurate and more famous than them themselves. Yup.
He doesn't approve? Funny, he said to me that it was funny but can't understand why he gets labelled as a mockney. His only real criticism is that they should have consulted him first and had him write it because it could have been the funniest comedy short ever created if he had some real involvement.
That was it really, I said "G'night" and he said "do you want to see how many press-ups I can do?" and I went to bed.
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LaVonBain 1 month ago
1.21 I know all the lingo like in eastenders, i go up the apples and pears stairs, and i sit on the apples and pear chair, and get an autograph from apples and pear lionel blair, and sometimes i say RICKKKKYYYY!!! That means something in cockney dont it?
Probably the greatest lines ever said on television :P either that or ragh ragh ragh come on football and score a goals!!
edwardthomasprice 2 months ago
haha XD ... Graham the pyromaniac! ... a much as I love Blur, this is hilarious! ... though Damon Isnt very convincing.
UglyPratFace7 3 months ago
omigoshh paul putner as phil daniels really cracked me up!!!
hannaALBARN 5 months ago
sunnyside farm
Pickwizard23 5 months ago
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StrangeSiliconWorld 5 months ago
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StrangeSiliconWorld 5 months ago
5:29 I almost peed xD
thelancefan 7 months ago
the graham coxon one is incredible.
18kkrr 8 months ago 5
Oh my god brb dying xD
MangoStarrx3 8 months ago
Oh my god... I love this...
DIGIxPUNKx1996 10 months ago
Face at 4:16 !! priceless!!!
pdqtutorials 10 months ago
hilarious
hazardous1990 1 year ago
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hazardous1990 1 year ago
Can someone pls upload the happy Mondays one?!
tenbines 1 year ago
OMG Walliams as Graham was so great
soypedofrito 1 year ago 2
I don't under stand most of british sketch humor.
Alucard767676 1 year ago
@Alucard767676 its an acquired taste
anglophiley 1 year ago
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@Alucard767676 Well you are American.
highestsettings 1 year ago
The boy with a sparrow for a head
msblurgirl 1 year ago 2
I got CSE's!!!!
msblurgirl 1 year ago 2
This is hilarious especially Damon's cockney rhyming and Graham's neurotic fire starting......but Damon remains my hero.....a gorgeous, musical genius and innovator.
Lovewilltearus69 1 year ago 5
I can imagine Damon saying all of this! worryingly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
msblurgirl 1 year ago
Sounds more like Keith Flint than Damon xD
StrangeSiliconWorld 1 year ago 2
Lucas and Williams at their supreme best, if only they could do more work along the lines of this and less of that L***** B****** tripe.
jexplink 1 year ago
"and sometimes i say 'Rickayyy'...That means somethink in Cockney don't it?'
SnapCrackleKABOOM 1 year ago 2
I DIDN' T START THE FIYAAAAAAAAA!
nicorigo 1 year ago
I didn't start the fire!
Alexmo555 2 years ago
is england a team what can play chelsea
DougJokester 2 years ago 3
Easily Lucas and Walliams' finest work... =O)
"Gertcha, mash potatoes..."
nickthelick 2 years ago 4
ah whatever i'm definitely working class cause i is a cockney aint i.
haha brilliant, love walliams&lucas and blur.
nevernever22 2 years ago 3
Julias Shoe, The Boy With a Sparrow for a Head...... Genius
LedgeUK 2 years ago
brwahahaha I'ts not my fault!!!
Singsonggirl 2 years ago 2
probably my fave of the Rock Profile interviews.
glebber 2 years ago
i payed with matches...!
lambeboi77 2 years ago
DA:well they're is one thing to say that usually makes him dissapear
JT:whats that?
DA:sunny side farm
PD: ahh. *dissapears*
lol
this has actually made me wanna sing parklife on singstar legends as phil.
jrbrooks200 2 years ago
My fave part is David as Graham.
"I don't like television. Too much colours and movement it's too busy for me. Also sometimes there's people on it and you don't know if they are on television or they're in the room with you but just small. I GOT CSESs!"
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
SirHawkeyeWho 2 years ago 9
ha ha ha ha ha.....
koolkropek 2 years ago
I DIDN'T START THE FIRE!
cul8erinnovator 2 years ago 6
that one cracked me up big time :D lol
jrbrooks200 2 years ago
SUNNY SAND FARM?
vocesdelmasallaperu 2 years ago 4
sunnyside farm, it's a failed t.v show that parklife narrator was in.
TurbaTaT 2 years ago
Matt Lucas was also in it if memory serves.
shaun680 2 years ago
what was it about?, best thing Phil Daniels has done was Quadrophenia i reckon.
jrbrooks200 2 years ago
its paul from fat fighters!!!!
123lolzxx123 2 years ago
I knew i recognised him! XD
xzaraxnirvanax 2 years ago
this is funny, but i don't like their version of graham it's pretty geek
dayuponday 2 years ago
'Damon, thanks for much for joining us today.'
'Yer, right.'
Love it
Favourite bit was when he mistakes his own childhood with Oliver ('Kerchieves?')
vinniethewitch 2 years ago 2
lol thanks alot, i loved this when on ukplay
homesickalien64 2 years ago
I didn't meana start the fire
ferretwelch 2 years ago 2
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I ove this
i hate blur so much
HoffmansACID 2 years ago
Go fuck yourself!!!!!!!
sapush29 2 years ago 4
Blur are amazing!
uktah 2 years ago 6
I suppourt Chelsea United and that team with David Beckham in it LMAO !
rkomarzrko 2 years ago
does Matt have some sort of obsession with potatoes? in shooting stars he sung the baked potato song, in this he mentions then at 0:35 and then also their other show Mash and Peas lolxx
Lucas and Walliams are Geniuses ...luv 'em Xx
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago
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blur are fucking shite
comeonarmagh83 2 years ago
lol how does that have anything to do with my comment??
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago 5
i laugh so hard every time i watch this, because even though blur are nothing like this, you can imagine them to be something close to it! XD
foxvega 2 years ago
Anyone seen the Rock Profile special, Rock the blind?
Walliams appears again as Coxon and continues to act all deranged!
noisybishop 3 years ago 3
is it on youtube?
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago
hes from little britain
hennuv 3 years ago
BLOWING THE PIANO!!
I approve.
geckofamily 3 years ago
I got CSE's!!!
OhProfessor 3 years ago 2
What are CSE's?
kd1313 3 years ago
certificates of secondary education....old school, before GCSE'S
buckbumble 2 years ago
Thanks
kd1313 2 years ago
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the albarn impersonation is way off and not even funny
squirehorse 3 years ago
Parklife Phil Daniels Lol!
dexysmidnightman 3 years ago
Matt's character seems a little like Vicky Pollard---
and David=''they wouldn't come 'cus i play with matches... I didn't start a fire!'' lol
rdgloveshouse 3 years ago 2
"Home run team, howzat!"
haha
pundapat 3 years ago
Bit dim to pass Coxon off as an idiot, but apart from that...brilliant.
wheathampstead 3 years ago
up the apples nd pairs stairs, sit on the apples nd pairs chairs, gt an autograph from apples nd pairs linel blairs
thatfunkymilk 3 years ago
so funny. the bassist is so cool
kahuna390 3 years ago
Lucas and Williams need to bring Rock Profile back instead of milking Little Britain to death.
PhenomL37 3 years ago 36
This is awesomely funny!
04nevermind 3 years ago 2
"I spent weeeeks tryin to blow into th' piano. WHOOOOOshhh"
bahahaa
thirdsock 3 years ago 2
Hahaha!
Oh man, Engländer.
Hellisokornot 3 years ago
dkaldka;ld
RHCAX0 3 years ago
LOL chelsea United
RHCAX0 3 years ago 2
"U gotta pick a pocket or two, they used to tell me"
RHCAX0 3 years ago 2
"Sometimes you don't know if they're on television... or if they're just in a room with you... and they're small." ahaha, omfg.
eeelectricboogaloo 3 years ago 5
Chelsea United!!
slideshowrod 3 years ago 2
I'm blur's biggest fan and find this hilarious.
imanegativecreep 3 years ago 41
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You're no fan then.
joannalees86 3 years ago
I'm the biggest fan but unlike you, have a sense of humour. If you were a fan at all, you would know that Alex has been quoted as saying this portrayal of him and them as a band is hilarious and accurate and more famous than them themselves. Yup.
imanegativecreep 3 years ago 10
@imanegativecreep Me too! I couldn't stop laughing throughout the clip!
TheKontosuburbian 1 year ago
@imanegativecreep I'm Blur's grandparents, and I think that this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
comanchio1976 4 months ago
rah rah rah, come on you football and score a goals!
LozJBell 3 years ago 9
LOL this is awesome!!!
ATBStudios 3 years ago 2
stealin kerchves like lmao
jamesreynoldson 3 years ago 2
"I DIDN'T START THE FIRRE!!!!" HAHAHA I
couldn't stop laughing!
RoxieHalliwell 3 years ago 3
"All the instruments started talkin about me behind me back" LMAO
mystictal 3 years ago 3
"They weren't coming because I play with matches."
xD that was so funny!
Cutie0Tiger 3 years ago
This is hilaaaaarious.
"Ah well whatevah, oi am definitely workin' class cuz ahz ah cockney ain't I. Oi know all the lingo."
velouria91 3 years ago
I DIDNT START THE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
PDhfc 3 years ago 7
I want Matt Lucas' body so bad.
enj06 4 years ago 5
Ay? :S
wolvesbothroyd 4 years ago
Geeze, the British are vicious! This is good though. I wonder if they're actually Blur fans?
WelfareRobot 4 years ago
Yeah they are and actually know them as well, Matt Lucas went on tour with them as a supporting comedy act, so theyre old m8's
CWM8227 4 years ago 4
Matt Lucas was in the video for Country House as well I think.
WilfulSunbeam19 3 years ago 6
tru ill chek it out
CWM8227 3 years ago
matt and david are so hilarious =)
and david's incredibly sexy =)
00hla 4 years ago 4
as good as little britian is this is david and matt's best ever show
is there any more on you tube?
the prince one as a scottish tramp is the best
bobmorrice 4 years ago 2
blur are the best
vivio19861986 4 years ago 3
LoL
00hla 4 years ago
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Why doesn't Jamie show us some weird sex acts he is famous for.
He certainly isn't famous for being a TV presenter he is soooo f***in' boring.
tomme1981 4 years ago
LoL - 'They wouldn't come in cos' I play with matches' and 'I spent weeks blowing into that piano' =D this is fantastic!
00hla 4 years ago 2
david's so funny and sexy =)
00hla 4 years ago 2
I bloody love Blur and I think this is so funny, excellent.
FakePlasticJames 4 years ago 6
lol, i wonder what actual blur would think if they saw this....
Ramentastic 4 years ago
I know Damon quite well.
Nothing like this whatsoever!! He doesn't really approve!
David looks so much like Alex James!!
I do find it very funny though.
themusicalcat 4 years ago 5
He doesn't approve? Funny, he said to me that it was funny but can't understand why he gets labelled as a mockney. His only real criticism is that they should have consulted him first and had him write it because it could have been the funniest comedy short ever created if he had some real involvement.
That was it really, I said "G'night" and he said "do you want to see how many press-ups I can do?" and I went to bed.
Triplesod 3 years ago
Oh... he did also say that he wasn't very impressed with Lucas' impersonation of him.
He said he could tell it wasn't really him as soon as he started talking about what football team he supports.
Triplesod 3 years ago
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that is sooo wrong.that they bring someone else besides the real deal.
zizzou23 4 years ago
haha. The famous American sense of humour and understanding in action there!:-)
Triplesod 3 years ago
um... its supposed to be like that
rdgloveshouse 2 years ago
Gru-el
vivekkalia 4 years ago 2
Thats Graham not Alex.
tomboz777 4 years ago
'i like tottenham, but i dont like spurs' ;]
tomboz777 4 years ago 3
Thanks for uploading, david is soooo funny as alex james!!!
AlexFruen 4 years ago
apples and pairs - lionel blairs!
Rumpio 4 years ago 2
"they wouldn't come in because i play with matches."
mynameiscal 4 years ago 6
cheers for downloading this mate
richiebcfc25 4 years ago 2