Help Me Neil!! Help me! LOL Not this time!

[LiteGr33n]

LOL



[7n00py]

And the conclusion ist - Don't trust Neil ^_^

[JonasPolsky]

"I'm gonna search you and give you a copy of the search record. Do you understand?"

"No."

[OmnicronLives]

According to the Royal College of Measurements in London, a British citizen in the custody of London law enforcement is 14 times more likely to be raped than the average citizen not in custody. So I would be looking for Neil to help me also.

And I may or may not have just made this up.

[IronLikeALionZion]

Great police work

[alza77]

Maybe the little girl was called Neil...

[XxXChappersXxX]

niel thought fuck that .......

[JonasPolsky]

Did he have anything on him he wasn't supposed to?

[Waster795]

lol i bet that silly git only had an 1/8th of bud on him

[Caladcholg]

In front of a kid. Despicable.

[whitedust696]

neil you need to change the battery on your HEARING AID

[simionTheOne]

LOLNEIL NEIL! NEIL WTF NEIL!

[sengoku17]

Niel isnt getting a christmas card now...

[fjbutch]

At least Neil had the brains to look after the little kid next to him, instead of helping Wally!!

[theredhackle22]

Neil you bastard ... no Christmas card for you mate !

[trunksss5]

No Neils gave a fuck that day

[djdanindamix2k8]

Neil Help Me! Neil You Fu*king Deaf!!!

[KillerGuitar70]

Fucking pigs .  FREEDOM FOR ALL !!!!!

[123unlight123]

NEIL Y U NO HELP ME???

[lokalllize]

NEAL HELP ME NEAL HELP ME NEAL HELP ME

For fuck sake ricky my name is dave

[Kainlarsen]

I like the part where he says "help me, Neil".

[TheAceySlade]

Note to self: don't be mates with Neil!

[leamingtonlad]

FUCKING DRUG DEALER SCUM

[INEEDANEWACCOUNTNAME]

do you reckon his own name is neil?

[HotLyricalBlazer]

God save the queen!

[xanderdude123]

Neil didn't exist.

This guy just went loopy because he forgot to take his meds.

Neil is just his imaginary friend.

"I'm gonna search then I'm gonna give you a copy of the search record do you understand?"

"no"

LOL!

[EnglishStan]

"Leave me alone :'(" hahaha

[tbdmAsshy]

neil went home mate

[ilikevans]

Looks like neil just lost a friend on Facebook...

[j98765432123]

1.25 nice one jason hahah 

[FROMHELLmut]

Neil liked this video 43 times

[FROMHELLmut]

Neil liked this video 38 times hi hi 

[luigi12008]

Thumbs up if you did not help me!

~marioluig_ml~

[bigmattyjames]

Dale wouldnt help either!!!

[KINGCODY178]

its sad cause hes prob going to do a lot of time and if he was able to juke them like that neils ass shoulda helped

[olihayden17]

just 2 minutes neil!

[mjnoir1]

that dude had like crack head strength to resist two cops like that!

[sep800wastakenwtf]

"have you got anything on you you shouldn't have?"

"Not in my opinion officer, I think everyone should take weed"

[sidMGS]

DAMNIT NEIL!

[MrTreze1000]

lol i live round the corner from there

[blac2thafuture]

hollerin , like a bitch...............lmao!!!!!

[hampsta786]

y da fuk neil gonna help u nd if hee does y for 2 mins onli

[98calster]

i think he wanted Neil to help him.

[VideoGameBandit]

While you listen to this video, imagine that the guy screaming is being eaten by zombies instead of being arrested by cops.

[wembley05]

The idiot who got arrested by begging for "Neil" is about to get Neil 5 years for resisting! What a twat! Fucking good flogging for the both of them I say! Share your cell!

[VirOfCausa1]

NEIL!

[killawest1000]

HELP ME NEIL !!!! ...neil thinking fuck that i aing getting sprayed

[nwtrucker38]

Neil's suddenly gone deaf! lol He gets all of what, 2 yards before being brought down. Beautiful!

[THELYRICALSLAUGHTER]

scum

[SHANNON6429]

Neil is a weak cunt!

[nolanjuice84]

i wouldnt help either

[Crazymagee80]

Neil elp me, elp me neil.

Just 2 minutes man elp me Neil!!!

loooooooooooool:)

[TheBaryonyx]

Cop has startled the witch!

[TheAmbuman1]

does anyone know what programme thie is and what episode please?????

[IVIATTY1]

note to self dont have neil as your friend

[TheSlevinCalevra]

Neil = "did you mean me or...."

[Dedokai32]

damn hes strong for a short guy 

[bugzak47]

loool neiil !!! this is too jokes why does he need neils help so bad ? he could get a oscar with shit like dis

[SupahMunch]

Neil doesn't wanna get 'assisted a suspect in escape' added to his list of offenses

[ShamrockFront]

Neil didn´t know the plan xD

[Zakman440]

look mate, neil isnt going to help you, EVER lol!

[OmegaRage]

Anyone seen the full video?

[frankrulez8395]

somebody should get this guy and the dont taze me bro guy together 

[dariushka92]

the thing he didn t know ??? his pal named steven :D

[Jedite100]

There butt rape him

[106QSDAVE]

In soviet Russia, Neil does NOT help you.

[egosumultimaton]

is it me or does that copper sound like dave off the royale family??

[egosumultimaton]

yeah help him neil pmsl

[Kennedy369]

We don't like Police... just wait for the riots Mr Peanut head x

[DaShiz0]

have fun getting raped in prison!!! said neil

[techschwar]

1:30 = Hot Fuzz 2: Northern Assignment

[M1ndz]

hahahahahaha hilarious video :D

[bambam4LSU]

shoot the bastard,,, one less punk of the streets..

[MrFrozenCanuck]

Neil could be the captain of the just standing there team.

But I gotta say, those were very polite cops, by Canadian standards they were quite reasonable.

[TellinITstraight1]

PUSSY ASS WHITE BOY!!!!!

[George0025]

those tasers sure would come in handy in these situations

[TheAlexrulz]

lololololololololololol

[petertomo95]

@ 01DREAM10 lol hes a freakin criminal he deserves to be treated like that if hes being a dick so stfu its funny

[xhackmasterx]

my name is niels....hmm.....

[01DREAM10]

fuck, why are u guys laughing?!

shit like this happens everyday and u think its funny!?

how the fuck would u feel if u were this guy?

[tomjones1989]

@01DREAM10 Tbh, anyone who isn't a blatent chav, has an IQ of over 10 and wouldn't get himself in this situation, if he wasn't such a waste of skin he wouldn't be in this situation, everyone has a choice, he chose the wrong one and got two policemen diving on him and ended up crying for his life partner.

[gatskillz]

oh and good job spraying the pepperspray in the partners face xD

[jpetch95]

fuck you neil!!!

[MrGravewalker]

2 words: Soft lad.

[zackMCR93]

Me teas gettin cold

[andreiclawhammer]

Poor little girl should not have been exposed to such a scene.

[gatskillz]

@andreiclawhammer that whole scene would have been nothing at all, if the tall girl with the contraband would have really made a run for it. or at least not crying and keep fighting when he's face down on his tits...

[saynomore64]

its Pooltown Road in Ellesmere Port!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!! This is how we do lol

[TellinITstraight1]

HAHA hood rat just realised that 'neil' who he's looked up too for so long for help...Wont be there for him when the shit hits the fan!! lol

[squeege421]

That guy was dumb enough to attempt to run from the officers, and you people think Neil should also be a dumb fuck and join in? Get real, it's not like they are going to fucking kill him. It was the stupid twats fault in the first place.

[informationwars]

hahahah i havent seen this video in years but its still a staple.. "help me neil" hahaha its an expression

[KamikazeElvis]

Neil you bitch. Can't you see your poor mate isn't the big man he thought he was? The poor nonce is squealing like a pig and you're just gonna stand there like a fag Neil?........ Neil?

[chickennone]

Fucking puss Uk Cops lmao

that guy would have been tased at least 4 times here in the US.

[FluffyFooFookins]

So wait, our cops are pussies because US cops have to use tasers and ours manage without them?

rrrrriiiight.

[chickennone]

god this topic is so three weeks old ..

[harold12345lol]

Us brits don't require weapons to control our citizens. Bit of good old fashioned wrestling does the job just fine

[gatskillz]

@harold12345lol word! plus you guys r not a bunch of degenerates. that helps too i'm sure. the cops in the states jus instantly start with verbal abuse, followed swiftly by pepperspray, taser or any physical abuse for that matter.

[George0025]

@harold12345lol Ive seen videos of them using tasers so they use some weapons

[jongsin]

@harold12345lol fuck off, police are cunts, you put on the uniform and think your above everyone else.

[harold12345lol]

@jongsin haha, such a hostile response to police, sounds to me like you've been caught red handed doing something you shouldn't have been doing ;D

[jongsin]

@harold12345lol no its just fact haha the amount of police brutality in the UK let alone the world, and the amount of times people get stopped and searched just for their colour, just bullys, everyone knows that , unless your a jake yourself :)

[Throatjab]

@harold12345lol

looks to me like the gentleman with glasses chose to spray him in the face in order to subdue him.

[zingtea]

@harold12345lol And pepper spray...

[Moonshine12]

@harold12345lol You say that now but we could really fucking use them in London ey?

[gatskillz]

@chickennone there you go being an all american ignorent fucking moron. i hope you get tased and maybe picked up by the fbi or whatever and violated a bit. c what its like.

[chickennone]

@gatskillz Go get a life and stop spamming this channel with your little dick.

[gatskillz]

@chickennone your mother thinks my dick is big enough... and she also tells me that you have no life to speak of so...

[random11294]

The guy was on speed.... that's why he was able to wrestle with those two big guys for so long.

[oleand14]

they are'nt big.

[JahdeneKiller]

Neils in the shit once that guy gets outa prison.

[random11294]

haha yeah probably

[GuruCallum]

We need more of these Police to clear the shit up from our streets.

[eportlad17]

ahhahahaha thats round the corner from my house

[robaifei]

one way NOT to get your ass arrested .... take my advice:

if you mention your food is getting cold .... then you deserve to be arrested. i mean did this guy actaully think that the police would say hurry along home and eat your food ..... or would they think maybe this guy is carrying something illegal and wants to get away .... lmao

you see this cocky shit stain of society doesnt know how to play the game.

[Kabuisdk]

ide hate to be neil.

[hankfletcher]

- Give me your hand.

- NO!

- Give me your hand!

- LEAVE ME ALONE!

Sounds like a date I had once...

[ROGERDERBY]

LOL Neil aint helping shit pal

[RelativeBadger]

@ROGERDERBY - Great comment, sir - nearly dropped my breakfast!

[hankfletcher]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I love this. "X-ray Alpha, can we have assistance.... Pool... Town... Road."

CLASSIC!

[kennydee123]

help him neil neil orange peel fookin fag cops should of shot the little tramp

[ChrisLee2009]

lol the video always makes me laugh

[wembley05]

@helloitsmasterhulk He is a piece of shit and I am very glad you put his name on the net!

[264ash]

lol he thought he was solid but neil help me neil thts hilarious l0l

[DMAN5005]

Help me neil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[ChrisLee2009]

lol xD