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  • that mississippi accent is REALLY annoying

  • When she says "Do you think things would've been different if we hadn't lost the baby?", he should have said "I think things would've been different if you hadn't fucked someone else" and hung up the phone. That's what I'd do. What's her deal, cheating then playing attention seeker? Crazy ho

  • lol

  • "Bummer Ted." XD

  • ya read the book, i like kings stuff alot and this one is really good, but don't read it all alone because 1 word...CREEPY!

  • the langoliers was freaky too, but this one was worse

  • Why didnt Mort just take a shotgun and blast Amy to hell when he caught her in the motel?

  • I don't want to sound like every other person on here but Amy really does annoy me. I mean, she goes and cheats on Mort and then she's all needy towards him with phoning him all the time and stuff, and what was with the cardigan thing when they were in the office after the fire?

    It might be me just being picky but I can't help but roll my eyes every time she's on screen.

  • Argh! I hate Amy!

  • i dont respond well to intimidation, it makes me feel icky. (: hahah

  • Haha, I know! Totally classic Johnny Depp line. :D

  • i don't understand why he wouldn't bring a fucking gun with him

  • what a great storyline! anyone read the book? if so is it worth reading ? :):):)

  • "You gonna find yourself standing here with your head ina noose and your feet in crisco"

    "I will burn your life and every person in it like a high wind in a cane field"

    "Look You got my hat and I want it , one way or the other" LOL I love the things that come out of Shooters mouth

  • YOU BEEN OUT ABOUT 3 HOURS LOL.......

  • nooo he lost his watch

  • nooo he lost his keys

  • LOL johnny made you hit your knuckles!!! hahahahaha

  • @juan5557903 does he really need to go back and take the screwdriver? i dont think so

  • he's a sleepy guy

  • 4:04!

    his really sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow!

  • he sounded more like Will Turner to me...

  • Really?? Will Turner doesn't sound like that..

  • Well he sounded more like Will than Jack

  • @simmiSMILEY92

    he is jack sparrow.

  • John Turturro is incredible in this film! What a talented man! Johnny Depp is no exception.

  • I really love that cabin, it's perfect.

  • When Mort said "Bummer Ted..." I thought he said "Bummer tit..." xD

  • I wish gas prices were that low again!! (watch during first minute)

  • I would love to live in a three story cabin house that is very similar to Mort's. It would be spacious, comfortable and relaxing as hell.

  • I HAVE THE GODDAMN MAGAZINE

    You tell him, Johnny :P

  • Those f'n squirrels!

  • 3:13 lol the Squirrel

  • 0:58 now this I've noticed, when someone hits you yeah you get mad but when someone pushes your face with there finger in between your eyebrows or in this case fingers on your face, it does really really piss you off, that little gesture is just so damn irratating, lol

  • 0:29 was was $1.55

  • johnny shouldve took the inspectors wallet before running the car in the water

  • What is Dissociative Identity Disorder? The description on the internet is not specific.

  • Dissociative Identity Disorder is what schizophrenia is commonly misinterpreted as- having split personalities. A person who has dissociative identity disorder has more than one personality- these individual "selves" can differ from anything, to manners and speech to extremes like gender or orientation. Schizophrenia, on the other hand, is a disorder with severe psychosis effects, such as hearing voices. However, there are no alternate identities involved.

  • @Hotarugaia

    Yeha, people confuseschizophrenia with dis and bi polar. I love that you know what schizophrenia is! Nobody knows what it really is.

  • *Smiles* I have a sort of geeky love for psychology. Glad that you appreciate it :)

  • be proud of yourself! I have a love for psychology, espicailly my personal favorite mentals: Paraniod Schizophrenia, Seperaxion Anxiety Dissorder and Pica. The human and even animal Psyche are amazing places that should be explored.

  • LMFAO! johnny kicks his ass without even punching him! 0:36

  • 1:05, Bummer Ted

    LOL

  • Does Mort have Dissociative Identity Disorder? Does the condidion really exist?

  • yes it does

  • Johnny is hella fine in this movie! Even when his hair is all over the place... lmao he is one hot mess :P

  • Let that be a lesson a to all you, no body fucks with the scary squirrel in the tree!

  • Lmao! or the ones in the Chocolate factory...

  • That Squirrel Saw EVERYTHING!  (he's also got a lightsaber in that bushy tail)

  • ha ha...he can't hit johnny, cuz he's to fast for him!

  • hahahahahaha he hit the window!!!

    nobody hits jhonny !!!

  • I'm fucken glad the asshole hit the window

  • "I don't respond well to intimidation, makes me feel icky."

    THAT right there, in that scene shows how completely awesome he is =)

  • "I will burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high wind."

    I would use that line on people all the time, jokingly of course lol

  • i used tht line like 80 times now :L

  • i love this film

  • my name is raini, this movie trips me out

  • fuckin tedd.. glad he hit the window

  • This is based on the absolute best Steven King Short story Secret window secret garden.

  • I mean that he run away to pick up the phone cause john didnt come there :P

    and i don;t remember any car in the lake xD

  • that was gross. Still, an amazing movie :)

    love depp <3

  • wtf is it with shooter and screwdrivers

  • its not shooter, it's rainey

  • Dude, Turturro is a freakin' genius. So's Johnny Depp.

  • 5:25 "...I will burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high wind."

  • Wow 38 o53 ppl have watched this movie, well atleast this part

  • LMAO!

    I love how Johnny just takes a step out of the way and the asshole that took his wife punched the window. xD

    Score one for Depp♥

  • makes me feel icky :P

  • Screwdriver!!  <3

  • "Bummer, Ted..."

  • omg.. that guy that is saying johnny depp stole his story is so annoying.. and hella old. johnny depp could just freakin punch him out..

  • the plot twist is the squirrel did it

  • hahaha xD

  • XD I love you.

  • disposing of the bodies is a huge felony, unwise.

  • i think its looks like a heed too

  • What's with the freakin' squirrel?

  • "I don't respond weel to intimidation Teddy, it makes me feel..icky." Lol, that's an awesome line.

  • umm 6990 im totaly agree with you!! i'd do the same! xD the girl was very stupid u.u

  • the ninja squirrel got them lol

  • hmmm....Mort lives right next to Camp Crystal Lake it seems....

  • Christal lake not exists...

  • We know that, I am confident ItsJustAle does too. ^.^

  • even if johnny is a murder and doesnt even know it i would totaly go for him.

    like the ending scene with the girl in the store, she was omg he's a killer, i need to get away from him haha. she is so insane haha, i think the aggression just makes him hotter. lol

  • sexy

  • it's so annoying like the way shooter is talking

  • timothy hutton from the film ordinary people? he was so fantastic in that film... so young and adorable. he's such a dick in this film xD bummer.

  • he's just playing a part...i'm sure the actor is still cool

  • i realized that dear i was refering to how much of a dick he is in the film when he was such a sweetheart in ordinary people. i'm sure the actor is a nice person and all.

  • "I don't respond well to intimidation, makes me feel icky."  Gotta' love that line.

  • "Bummer, Ted". LOL!!!

  • "your lags sleeping, you laid on the dam thing"

    so so funny

  • I don't even get what the point of the squirrel was?

  • It's to show that he's going insane.

  • The squirrel is Satan.

    xD

  • XDDDD When my sister and I were watching this (mind you, she's 11) she freaked at the squirrel part, thinking that the squirrel, from far away, was his ex's head! Must admit, kinda creepy!

  • My Gawd xD

  • I think it looks like a head too!

  • What women in her right mind would cheat on Johnny Depp for that guy XD

  • I know!

    I would pick Johnny over anybody!!

  • IT WAS THE SQUIRREL! =O

  • 1:01 Stupidddddd :P

    hahahahahah

    Her face in 2:09 <3 :D

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  • Johnny Depp is the best actor ever :)

  • makes me feel icky *shoulder roll* lmfao [: made me giggle!

  • i kno he's freaked out about the murder scene but his face looks so funny at 6:35 when he looks in the truck

  • he reminds me of kurt from nirvana, great singer

  • Johnny does such a great job portraying the character in this movie. Although, he does great in all of his movies.

  • I love this movie so much..one of the best movies from Johnny...!^^

  • bummer ted XD

  • Thank you MISSled! i love you!! for puting this up

  • i love johnny depp.i like him very much in this movie

  • this is a good movie

  • okay, so who's hatchet is that!?!

    isn't that his also???

  • Anyone here watch king's other movie..the dark half? That had timothy hutton as well and he was such a nice guy there. His other half (george stark) was a mean fucker; he would have made a better shooter, lol.

  • no, because he plays too much of a putz in this movie!!! i think that mort shouldn't have waited till the end of the movie to kill him...

  • You just ruined the whole movie for me :(

  • lol Listen you got my hat, I want it!

    That's the least of your worries right now but OK!

  • love this film.....

  • yeah it rhmes =)

  • If you've seen the movie all the way through to the end, the scenes with Mort and Shooter take on a whole different dimension, and for some reason to me, Shooter's lines become even creepier.

  • i so agree its just u feel that chill as if u really are in that place at that time its the fact you can just feel the chill up your back when he says it and morts look is so real

  • you started the shit

    and i am gona finish it =)

  • It rhymes! doesn't it??? :D

  • hahahaha "icky" and yes the gas in the back ground says 1.55$ awesome huh?

  • I never noticed how great those days were when gas was less than $2.00/a gallon. :*(

  • Well if you add in the cost of the war in Eye-Rock, then we're paying closer to $10 per gallon of gas. Except that the extra money

    is going to pay for enrich private contractors. In more civilized countries

    they tax gasoline, and then take that money to build rail networks and mass transit.

  • Makes me feel "icky" haha

    AHH I love him and the way he says it is so funny.

  • lol, "makes me feel icky". Thanks for the upload. And, dude, did that gas station sign at 0:42 say that a gallon of gas was $1.55?

  • lol "makes me feel icky." god i love him so much "I HAVE THE GOD-DAMN MAGAZINE!!!"

  • "ahhh god!!"

    "bummer ted"

    lolo!!

  • I kinda feel sorry for Ted, because I bet he's kinda confused about what Mort's talking about.

  • 1:00 sweet moves Jhonny!

  • From 3:48 to 3:58 sounds like someone would tell me... Because it's true. *blushes*

  • LOL 7:19 i laughed wen mort was like "woah" LMAO i got a fright at that bit aswell LOL RAAW

  • Okaay.. I don't find Johnny Depp as a serious character and a fighter when he's facing Ted.

  • "Bummer Tedd"

  • What's the deal with the squirrel?

  • IT'S A SQUIRELL!!!!!AHHHHH!!!

  • real bummer ted lol

  • ''I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel *icky*.'' *shovesTed*

    RAWR!

  • Johnny stumbling around.

    He's so sexy. LOL.

    I'd love to find him on the ground..

  • me tooo

  • ((:

    ahh i love mortttt

  • Imagine finding Johnny Depp lying on the ground like that <3

  • wats with the squirrel???

    other than that this movie is great!!!

  • dame that guy is crazy all that for some story!

  • "ya legs sleepin, ya laid on the damned thing!"

    i dunno why, but i lvoe that line.

  • i watch hillywood 2. its awesome!!!!

  • lmfao, johnny kicks ass.

  • 1.00 Lawl =D

  • MORT OR JOHNNY??????? BOTH!

  • OMG! That scene is EQUAL TO THE SCENE OF HILLARY HINDI. I advice you guys to on youtube : The Hillywood Show: Episode #8

    You Would not regret!!!! BELIEVE ME!!!

  • XD I see you watch that show too! lol

    I LOVE the Hillywood Show!!

  • YEYY! Everyone loves that show. it's just AMAZING. especially episode 8, where there's that time machine and Mort. :D LOVE 'EM!

  • Yeah I know! XD

    I just couldn't stop cracking up ^0^

  • Hillywood show rocks! i watch it too! me 3! lol!

  • Oh em gee!!!! I know!!!! It's practicaly the same!!!

  • The Hillywood show Rox they got way better since they started!!

  • "You scare too easy"

  • what is it with screw drivers in this movie

    thats a first; killing somebody with a screw driver

  • I think it's creative, like all the ways they find to kill themselves in the Happening.

  • the squirrel makes me laugh every time

  • Poor Mort, he's juggling hysterical women as well as physco-killers.

  • Nice one Ted haha

  • ahahahahahahahaha!

  • Jonnhy Depp I ♥ YOU

  • In the beginning of this part, did Mort aka Johnny beat the crap out of Ted?

  • he's so cute when hes scared!!!

  • does anyone else think the way he says "just kill me" at 5:06 is really adorable? he sounds so desperate . . . aww i love him.

  • have you noticed that throughout the movie, mort has these little voice quavers? it's pretty much the only thing that shows the characters' real emotions. i saw it in the sweeney todd trailer, too; it's one of the great marks of johnny.

  • where in the sweeney todd trailer does his voice sound like that

  • When he says, "HOw 'bout a shave?" It's "How 'bout a" --VOICE QUAVER OF ADORABLENESS--"shave?"

    Maybe I'm the only one who heard it. *shrugs* Oh, well.

  • yea...he sounds like he's gonna cry!

  • Does anyone else want/expect Shooter to appear onscreen with a rousing rendition of "God is in his holy temple ..."?

  • Oh I burnt my leg cause I moved my plate when I retched(about 3 mins). And Johnny kicked so much ass when he got one over on Ted. And what's Criscow?

  • fat fake butter

  • this is so fight club

  • Jonny Depp is sooooo sexy.