When she says "Do you think things would've been different if we hadn't lost the baby?", he should have said "I think things would've been different if you hadn't fucked someone else" and hung up the phone. That's what I'd do. What's her deal, cheating then playing attention seeker? Crazy ho
I don't want to sound like every other person on here but Amy really does annoy me. I mean, she goes and cheats on Mort and then she's all needy towards him with phoning him all the time and stuff, and what was with the cardigan thing when they were in the office after the fire?
It might be me just being picky but I can't help but roll my eyes every time she's on screen.
0:58 now this I've noticed, when someone hits you yeah you get mad but when someone pushes your face with there finger in between your eyebrows or in this case fingers on your face, it does really really piss you off, that little gesture is just so damn irratating, lol
Dissociative Identity Disorder is what schizophrenia is commonly misinterpreted as- having split personalities. A person who has dissociative identity disorder has more than one personality- these individual "selves" can differ from anything, to manners and speech to extremes like gender or orientation. Schizophrenia, on the other hand, is a disorder with severe psychosis effects, such as hearing voices. However, there are no alternate identities involved.
be proud of yourself! I have a love for psychology, espicailly my personal favorite mentals: Paraniod Schizophrenia, Seperaxion Anxiety Dissorder and Pica. The human and even animal Psyche are amazing places that should be explored.
even if johnny is a murder and doesnt even know it i would totaly go for him.
like the ending scene with the girl in the store, she was omg he's a killer, i need to get away from him haha. she is so insane haha, i think the aggression just makes him hotter. lol
i realized that dear i was refering to how much of a dick he is in the film when he was such a sweetheart in ordinary people. i'm sure the actor is a nice person and all.
XDDDD When my sister and I were watching this (mind you, she's 11) she freaked at the squirrel part, thinking that the squirrel, from far away, was his ex's head! Must admit, kinda creepy!
Anyone here watch king's other movie..the dark half? That had timothy hutton as well and he was such a nice guy there. His other half (george stark) was a mean fucker; he would have made a better shooter, lol.
If you've seen the movie all the way through to the end, the scenes with Mort and Shooter take on a whole different dimension, and for some reason to me, Shooter's lines become even creepier.
i so agree its just u feel that chill as if u really are in that place at that time its the fact you can just feel the chill up your back when he says it and morts look is so real
have you noticed that throughout the movie, mort has these little voice quavers? it's pretty much the only thing that shows the characters' real emotions. i saw it in the sweeney todd trailer, too; it's one of the great marks of johnny.
that mississippi accent is REALLY annoying
vivalamelody 1 year ago 2
When she says "Do you think things would've been different if we hadn't lost the baby?", he should have said "I think things would've been different if you hadn't fucked someone else" and hung up the phone. That's what I'd do. What's her deal, cheating then playing attention seeker? Crazy ho
LondonPride25 1 year ago 7
lol
CALMCO 1 year ago
"Bummer Ted." XD
spitfire5scottie 1 year ago 6
ya read the book, i like kings stuff alot and this one is really good, but don't read it all alone because 1 word...CREEPY!
KBFern 1 year ago
the langoliers was freaky too, but this one was worse
CALMCO 1 year ago
Why didnt Mort just take a shotgun and blast Amy to hell when he caught her in the motel?
LuigiTheSlasherFan 2 years ago
I don't want to sound like every other person on here but Amy really does annoy me. I mean, she goes and cheats on Mort and then she's all needy towards him with phoning him all the time and stuff, and what was with the cardigan thing when they were in the office after the fire?
It might be me just being picky but I can't help but roll my eyes every time she's on screen.
GoneWithTheSinners 2 years ago 16
Argh! I hate Amy!
koopinFOBnMCR 2 years ago 7
i dont respond well to intimidation, it makes me feel icky. (: hahah
hollistergurl001 2 years ago 6
Haha, I know! Totally classic Johnny Depp line. :D
ph34rmaster04 1 year ago
i don't understand why he wouldn't bring a fucking gun with him
Stitchpuppy01 2 years ago
what a great storyline! anyone read the book? if so is it worth reading ? :):):)
oliviastwist92 2 years ago 2
"You gonna find yourself standing here with your head ina noose and your feet in crisco"
"I will burn your life and every person in it like a high wind in a cane field"
"Look You got my hat and I want it , one way or the other" LOL I love the things that come out of Shooters mouth
FireLordOzaiIsHot 2 years ago
YOU BEEN OUT ABOUT 3 HOURS LOL.......
db1995db 2 years ago
nooo he lost his watch
ConferAll 2 years ago
nooo he lost his keys
ConferAll 2 years ago
LOL johnny made you hit your knuckles!!! hahahahaha
XxFrancineJulietxX 2 years ago
@juan5557903 does he really need to go back and take the screwdriver? i dont think so
xMetalMan089x 2 years ago
he's a sleepy guy
xMetalMan089x 2 years ago
4:04!
his really sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow!
simmiSMILEY92 2 years ago
he sounded more like Will Turner to me...
JainaSkylar 2 years ago
Really?? Will Turner doesn't sound like that..
simmiSMILEY92 2 years ago
Well he sounded more like Will than Jack
JainaSkylar 2 years ago
@simmiSMILEY92
he is jack sparrow.
SoundlessRie 2 years ago
John Turturro is incredible in this film! What a talented man! Johnny Depp is no exception.
lupoistheman1 2 years ago 4
I really love that cabin, it's perfect.
thrice3muses 2 years ago 4
When Mort said "Bummer Ted..." I thought he said "Bummer tit..." xD
satcgal45 2 years ago 4
I wish gas prices were that low again!! (watch during first minute)
thomasorchard 2 years ago 8
I would love to live in a three story cabin house that is very similar to Mort's. It would be spacious, comfortable and relaxing as hell.
lupoistheman1 2 years ago 4
I HAVE THE GODDAMN MAGAZINE
You tell him, Johnny :P
xXSweeneyLovettXx 2 years ago 5
Those f'n squirrels!
ecclaed 2 years ago 4
3:13 lol the Squirrel
AnaisElliott 2 years ago 4
0:58 now this I've noticed, when someone hits you yeah you get mad but when someone pushes your face with there finger in between your eyebrows or in this case fingers on your face, it does really really piss you off, that little gesture is just so damn irratating, lol
AnaisElliott 2 years ago 5
0:29 was was $1.55
AnaisElliott 2 years ago
johnny shouldve took the inspectors wallet before running the car in the water
Bulletpierce 2 years ago 3
What is Dissociative Identity Disorder? The description on the internet is not specific.
loneranger61093 2 years ago
Dissociative Identity Disorder is what schizophrenia is commonly misinterpreted as- having split personalities. A person who has dissociative identity disorder has more than one personality- these individual "selves" can differ from anything, to manners and speech to extremes like gender or orientation. Schizophrenia, on the other hand, is a disorder with severe psychosis effects, such as hearing voices. However, there are no alternate identities involved.
Hotarugaia 2 years ago 7
@Hotarugaia
Yeha, people confuseschizophrenia with dis and bi polar. I love that you know what schizophrenia is! Nobody knows what it really is.
SoundlessRie 2 years ago
*Smiles* I have a sort of geeky love for psychology. Glad that you appreciate it :)
Hotarugaia 2 years ago
be proud of yourself! I have a love for psychology, espicailly my personal favorite mentals: Paraniod Schizophrenia, Seperaxion Anxiety Dissorder and Pica. The human and even animal Psyche are amazing places that should be explored.
SoundlessRie 2 years ago
LMFAO! johnny kicks his ass without even punching him! 0:36
SparkYtheRippeR 2 years ago 5
1:05, Bummer Ted
LOL
hwahid8 2 years ago
Does Mort have Dissociative Identity Disorder? Does the condidion really exist?
loneranger61093 2 years ago
yes it does
asithgftoc 2 years ago
Johnny is hella fine in this movie! Even when his hair is all over the place... lmao he is one hot mess :P
MichaelJacksonCrazii 2 years ago 2
Let that be a lesson a to all you, no body fucks with the scary squirrel in the tree!
nihon0019 2 years ago 5
Lmao! or the ones in the Chocolate factory...
OuttaEgypt 2 years ago
That Squirrel Saw EVERYTHING! (he's also got a lightsaber in that bushy tail)
SparkYtheRippeR 2 years ago 6
ha ha...he can't hit johnny, cuz he's to fast for him!
puppyluva0333 2 years ago 3
hahahahahaha he hit the window!!!
nobody hits jhonny !!!
silverdoe121 2 years ago
I'm fucken glad the asshole hit the window
RandomXRockXFan 2 years ago
"I don't respond well to intimidation, makes me feel icky."
THAT right there, in that scene shows how completely awesome he is =)
Goddessdaughter 2 years ago 7
"I will burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high wind."
I would use that line on people all the time, jokingly of course lol
OuttaEgypt 2 years ago
i used tht line like 80 times now :L
Riveripple 2 years ago
i love this film
fiwaszewski 2 years ago
my name is raini, this movie trips me out
guest58 2 years ago
fuckin tedd.. glad he hit the window
Avilashot711 2 years ago 2
This is based on the absolute best Steven King Short story Secret window secret garden.
scumgod13 2 years ago 2
I mean that he run away to pick up the phone cause john didnt come there :P
and i don;t remember any car in the lake xD
Annna94xd 2 years ago
that was gross. Still, an amazing movie :)
love depp <3
iAbsoluut 2 years ago
wtf is it with shooter and screwdrivers
DickGrayson456 2 years ago
its not shooter, it's rainey
guest58 2 years ago
Dude, Turturro is a freakin' genius. So's Johnny Depp.
silvertamagachi 2 years ago 3
5:25 "...I will burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high wind."
keithhickson 2 years ago
Wow 38 o53 ppl have watched this movie, well atleast this part
Moosexoxo 2 years ago
LMAO!
I love how Johnny just takes a step out of the way and the asshole that took his wife punched the window. xD
Score one for Depp♥
xXBubblezLoveXx 2 years ago 6
makes me feel icky :P
LivM94 2 years ago
Screwdriver!! <3
SabreRose333 2 years ago
"Bummer, Ted..."
musicnerd9211 2 years ago 2
omg.. that guy that is saying johnny depp stole his story is so annoying.. and hella old. johnny depp could just freakin punch him out..
irresistablyattached 2 years ago
the plot twist is the squirrel did it
angelemon94 2 years ago 21
hahaha xD
TheVanessao9 2 years ago
XD I love you.
silvertamagachi 2 years ago
disposing of the bodies is a huge felony, unwise.
jaikwillis 2 years ago
i think its looks like a heed too
nikhole100 2 years ago
What's with the freakin' squirrel?
antoinette365 2 years ago 2
"I don't respond weel to intimidation Teddy, it makes me feel..icky." Lol, that's an awesome line.
BeLiEvEr312 2 years ago 7
umm 6990 im totaly agree with you!! i'd do the same! xD the girl was very stupid u.u
mariisunny7 2 years ago
the ninja squirrel got them lol
ljgunninger666 2 years ago 4
hmmm....Mort lives right next to Camp Crystal Lake it seems....
ItsJustAle 2 years ago
Christal lake not exists...
palltamas100 2 years ago
We know that, I am confident ItsJustAle does too. ^.^
hotforteacher24 2 years ago
even if johnny is a murder and doesnt even know it i would totaly go for him.
like the ending scene with the girl in the store, she was omg he's a killer, i need to get away from him haha. she is so insane haha, i think the aggression just makes him hotter. lol
umm6990 2 years ago
sexy
PapuliWolver 2 years ago
it's so annoying like the way shooter is talking
InviisiibleMe 2 years ago
timothy hutton from the film ordinary people? he was so fantastic in that film... so young and adorable. he's such a dick in this film xD bummer.
cocaobean 2 years ago 3
he's just playing a part...i'm sure the actor is still cool
peterwashingtonband 2 years ago
i realized that dear i was refering to how much of a dick he is in the film when he was such a sweetheart in ordinary people. i'm sure the actor is a nice person and all.
cocaobean 2 years ago
"I don't respond well to intimidation, makes me feel icky." Gotta' love that line.
BekahSparrow 2 years ago 8
"Bummer, Ted". LOL!!!
XXTheMoleXX 2 years ago 3
"your lags sleeping, you laid on the dam thing"
so so funny
EstherMarie134 2 years ago 5
I don't even get what the point of the squirrel was?
Inigo008 2 years ago
It's to show that he's going insane.
XXTheMoleXX 2 years ago 5
The squirrel is Satan.
xD
kilt 2 years ago 9
XDDDD When my sister and I were watching this (mind you, she's 11) she freaked at the squirrel part, thinking that the squirrel, from far away, was his ex's head! Must admit, kinda creepy!
hpfan1210 2 years ago 2
My Gawd xD
kilt 2 years ago
I think it looks like a head too!
zusjeszondernaam 2 years ago
What women in her right mind would cheat on Johnny Depp for that guy XD
SilentFishHeads 2 years ago 16
I know!
I would pick Johnny over anybody!!
Ikesgurl123 2 years ago 3
IT WAS THE SQUIRREL! =O
aihoshiduo 2 years ago 5
1:01 Stupidddddd :P
hahahahahah
Her face in 2:09 <3 :D
Flor1395 2 years ago
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Flor1395 2 years ago
Johnny Depp is the best actor ever :)
MermaidMoovies 2 years ago 6
makes me feel icky *shoulder roll* lmfao [: made me giggle!
oliveezzza 2 years ago 2
i kno he's freaked out about the murder scene but his face looks so funny at 6:35 when he looks in the truck
Sakura1117 2 years ago
he reminds me of kurt from nirvana, great singer
bammargera12345 2 years ago 8
Johnny does such a great job portraying the character in this movie. Although, he does great in all of his movies.
NSweeney16x 3 years ago 7
I love this movie so much..one of the best movies from Johnny...!^^
TherealMrsTodd 3 years ago
bummer ted XD
Sachikonekochan 3 years ago 3
Thank you MISSled! i love you!! for puting this up
90048438 3 years ago 5
i love johnny depp.i like him very much in this movie
iolinkap2 3 years ago 3
this is a good movie
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 3 years ago 2
okay, so who's hatchet is that!?!
isn't that his also???
albietheferret 3 years ago
Anyone here watch king's other movie..the dark half? That had timothy hutton as well and he was such a nice guy there. His other half (george stark) was a mean fucker; he would have made a better shooter, lol.
SharksKid 3 years ago
no, because he plays too much of a putz in this movie!!! i think that mort shouldn't have waited till the end of the movie to kill him...
albietheferret 3 years ago
You just ruined the whole movie for me :(
Floynterbabyxx 3 years ago
lol Listen you got my hat, I want it!
That's the least of your worries right now but OK!
VamLoveAndKisses 3 years ago
love this film.....
oulala99 3 years ago
yeah it rhmes =)
pizzergesicht 3 years ago
If you've seen the movie all the way through to the end, the scenes with Mort and Shooter take on a whole different dimension, and for some reason to me, Shooter's lines become even creepier.
MilkmanConspiracy 3 years ago 3
i so agree its just u feel that chill as if u really are in that place at that time its the fact you can just feel the chill up your back when he says it and morts look is so real
Ki2DaMaX 3 years ago
you started the shit
and i am gona finish it =)
pizzergesicht 3 years ago 3
It rhymes! doesn't it??? :D
morarulz 3 years ago
hahahaha "icky" and yes the gas in the back ground says 1.55$ awesome huh?
indiekitty4 3 years ago 3
I never noticed how great those days were when gas was less than $2.00/a gallon. :*(
kdbrown1385 3 years ago 2
Well if you add in the cost of the war in Eye-Rock, then we're paying closer to $10 per gallon of gas. Except that the extra money
is going to pay for enrich private contractors. In more civilized countries
they tax gasoline, and then take that money to build rail networks and mass transit.
peymaania 3 years ago
Makes me feel "icky" haha
AHH I love him and the way he says it is so funny.
xxxTwiztidTiyaxxx 3 years ago 2
lol, "makes me feel icky". Thanks for the upload. And, dude, did that gas station sign at 0:42 say that a gallon of gas was $1.55?
HittingHard 3 years ago
lol "makes me feel icky." god i love him so much "I HAVE THE GOD-DAMN MAGAZINE!!!"
soccerstar5930 3 years ago 4
"ahhh god!!"
"bummer ted"
lolo!!
BlUeEgGs323 3 years ago 4
I kinda feel sorry for Ted, because I bet he's kinda confused about what Mort's talking about.
littlechefrulez 3 years ago
1:00 sweet moves Jhonny!
Gizpokemon12321 3 years ago 6
From 3:48 to 3:58 sounds like someone would tell me... Because it's true. *blushes*
littlechefrulez 3 years ago 2
LOL 7:19 i laughed wen mort was like "woah" LMAO i got a fright at that bit aswell LOL RAAW
156beautybabe 3 years ago 2
Okaay.. I don't find Johnny Depp as a serious character and a fighter when he's facing Ted.
xXBlkhrtXx 3 years ago
"Bummer Tedd"
cjneal7 3 years ago 4
What's the deal with the squirrel?
KCGary 3 years ago 4
IT'S A SQUIRELL!!!!!AHHHHH!!!
Zukoluver5 3 years ago 3
real bummer ted lol
logan52798 3 years ago 2
''I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel *icky*.'' *shovesTed*
RAWR!
moviefreak91 3 years ago
Johnny stumbling around.
He's so sexy. LOL.
I'd love to find him on the ground..
TogetherAtLast 3 years ago 4
me tooo
silverdoe121 2 years ago 2
((:
ahh i love mortttt
toeshortyy 3 years ago 3
Imagine finding Johnny Depp lying on the ground like that <3
javaromaa 3 years ago 13
wats with the squirrel???
other than that this movie is great!!!
lailacardenas1 3 years ago 4
dame that guy is crazy all that for some story!
sexyhoney3 3 years ago 5
"ya legs sleepin, ya laid on the damned thing!"
i dunno why, but i lvoe that line.
Sango8080 3 years ago 9
i watch hillywood 2. its awesome!!!!
pirategirl9527 3 years ago
lmfao, johnny kicks ass.
TogetherAtLast 3 years ago 5
1.00 Lawl =D
raystar9 3 years ago 2
MORT OR JOHNNY??????? BOTH!
sashagirl123abc 3 years ago 5
OMG! That scene is EQUAL TO THE SCENE OF HILLARY HINDI. I advice you guys to on youtube : The Hillywood Show: Episode #8
You Would not regret!!!! BELIEVE ME!!!
sashagirl123abc 3 years ago
XD I see you watch that show too! lol
I LOVE the Hillywood Show!!
KazeYoukai14 3 years ago
YEYY! Everyone loves that show. it's just AMAZING. especially episode 8, where there's that time machine and Mort. :D LOVE 'EM!
sashagirl123abc 3 years ago
Yeah I know! XD
I just couldn't stop cracking up ^0^
KazeYoukai14 3 years ago
Hillywood show rocks! i watch it too! me 3! lol!
pandabear487 3 years ago
Oh em gee!!!! I know!!!! It's practicaly the same!!!
SparrowFreak 3 years ago
The Hillywood show Rox they got way better since they started!!
parrotsRcute 3 years ago
"You scare too easy"
BrowniBabyGirl 3 years ago 7
what is it with screw drivers in this movie
thats a first; killing somebody with a screw driver
wickedsongbird94 3 years ago 2
I think it's creative, like all the ways they find to kill themselves in the Happening.
littlechefrulez 3 years ago
the squirrel makes me laugh every time
fuglekorn 3 years ago 4
Poor Mort, he's juggling hysterical women as well as physco-killers.
princessmurder89 3 years ago 2
Nice one Ted haha
FallingRedRose 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahaha!
menamezmitch14 3 years ago
Jonnhy Depp I ♥ YOU
AshleyTiiisdalle 3 years ago 5
In the beginning of this part, did Mort aka Johnny beat the crap out of Ted?
cupcake101 3 years ago
he's so cute when hes scared!!!
jeansandgems 3 years ago 8
does anyone else think the way he says "just kill me" at 5:06 is really adorable? he sounds so desperate . . . aww i love him.
silvertamagachi 3 years ago 7
have you noticed that throughout the movie, mort has these little voice quavers? it's pretty much the only thing that shows the characters' real emotions. i saw it in the sweeney todd trailer, too; it's one of the great marks of johnny.
silvertamagachi 3 years ago 8
where in the sweeney todd trailer does his voice sound like that
Yankeesgirlmaria 3 years ago
When he says, "HOw 'bout a shave?" It's "How 'bout a" --VOICE QUAVER OF ADORABLENESS--"shave?"
Maybe I'm the only one who heard it. *shrugs* Oh, well.
silvertamagachi 3 years ago 5
yea...he sounds like he's gonna cry!
MusicalSeraphina 3 years ago 5
Does anyone else want/expect Shooter to appear onscreen with a rousing rendition of "God is in his holy temple ..."?
TheMissSchillinger 3 years ago
Oh I burnt my leg cause I moved my plate when I retched(about 3 mins). And Johnny kicked so much ass when he got one over on Ted. And what's Criscow?
TheMissSchillinger 3 years ago
fat fake butter
CapPle5823 3 years ago
this is so fight club
damienmdk 3 years ago 2
Jonny Depp is sooooo sexy.
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