Maria Bamford Effinfunny Stand Up - Sales Pitch

[viralnetwork]

She reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite lololol

[seanetic1]

Target lady!

[Nightvisionable]

Even the Creme De Menthe.

[jeremyrdeming]

She is astounding.

[homelesspimps]

she must be really freakin tired cuz her eyes are always shut lol

[misteromeara]

she's hilarious, makes me laugh out loud...i wish she'd wise up and marry me

[floetry613]

smh not funny

[iRider1]

I think she's great!!!

[MrTigerslam]

she could easilly pull off bart simpson!

[swetergrl91]

She looks exhausted.

[zofspade]

In she in a bathrobe?

[pauleypauleypauley]

i just got into a huge argument on facebook about how there are no funny female comics, but my sister tipped me off to this little gem

[dakinebud187]

all she does well is voice impressions. hate her hair.

[flabbyballsack]

@dakinebud187 All you do is sit around, smoke weed, and criticize people. You are all that is faggot.

[jp89il]

wasnt funny at all

[stabprimostuff]

I will punch her if I see her.

[patrickallen13]

Cute voice..

[WaKxTV]

Ha.. nice. It wasnt one of thoes hardcore laughs that go on for 5 mibnutes but it was one f thoes ones you can relate to :D

[vict0r1ous]

can't relate to any of this...white ppl

[davidhilton]

She is an amazing comic.

[mwesley01]

Maria, Maria...I just saw comic named Maria. She is the funniest comic going. She is just as great as Patton Oswalt, or David Cross. She is the next Zack Galifa...ah whatever!

[DarthJohn111]

im sorry. women cant do comedy for shit

[TheHauptsturmfuhrer]

When will she hit mainstream TV?I hope soon.

[iasisd]

Get this woman on Always Sunny.

[ThatSongGuy6]

She dun smoke herself retarded ..

[666OrWhat]

Good luck sailor. lmao

[Charsept]

she is great.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

smh. . .when someone doesn't understand art they lash out. Maria Bamford is a genius.

[dirkamuhammad]

Incredible comic.

Maria, youre a beautiful person inside and out. dont ever change.

[TheUncutAngel]

i wish i was there to boo her

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@TheUncutAngel how does it feel knowing that your fleeting humanity on this earth couldn't possibly get anymore useless than it already is. Too harsh? Go fuck yourself ya cocksucker.

[TheUncutAngel]

@QuadropheniaBrosef how does it feel to walk around with a big ass stain on your face every day :\?

Go ring some church bells or lurk around in sewers, you ugly bitch.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@TheUncutAngel did you just make an allusion to the Hunchback of Notre Dame AND Phantom of the Opera in the same attempted insult? Wow, Paris is so lucky. I know it must have taken you some planning to get that gem to pop out of your head but maybe next time try consulting a Shakespearian Insult Dictionary. I find it brings up the self esteem of the insulter, and that'll save you from embarrassing yourself in the wrong place again.

[TheUncutAngel]

@QuadropheniaBrosef no I was making a reference to the hunch back and just something that was ugly.

because of that stain, your face is ugly. How else do I say it so that it's not cryptic enough for you to make weird connections...... umm... lol you're ugly.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@TheUncutAngel OH GOD. . . you're calling my rosie cheeks an "ass stain". HAHA! FANTASTIC! So wait let me get this part straight...you type in the names of your least favorite comedians, who apparently happen to be the greatest living comedians, and say dumb things becuasseeeeeeee....you're a dane cook fan? ooo ooo no, Andrew Dice Clay?

and calling another guy ugly? are you a preteen girl?

nothing you said was cryptic in the first place...im surprised you knew how to spell cryptic.

[TheUncutAngel]

@QuadropheniaBrosef I'm actually a very collected and intelligent person...which clearly you are not, because you're so hysterical.

Also, I'm watching "effin funny stand up" on youtube, and this was the next comedian on the playlist. I laughed at the others but not at her--therefor I wanted to boo her. Because she sucked.

If you still want to ride my ass like a bitch about this, you can, but know it's because of my opinion, which you can't stand differs from your own because you are not mature.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@TheUncutAngel You clearly don't understand her humor or probably any other great comedians for that matter. Maybe you think you do. You don't. I'm sure Oswalt and Hicks are so far over your head you think they suck too. As far as being hysterical and immature...ha, well if that isn't the kettle calling the pot black. I'll go ahead and be the one to end this, seeing as this has been so one-sided anyway.

[TheUncutAngel]

@QuadropheniaBrosef it should have been one sided. I had an opinion, and I shared it in a section which promotes the thoughts and opinions of others.

I never said everyone should boo her. I said I should.

And that's big of you to say you're the one to end this, when you started it. The best part is that now you try and come off as collected. News, your older posts are still making you look like an ass hat.

It was fun shutting you up though. Now go enjoy your life, for once.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@TheUncutAngel Life isn't something you enjoy, because not all of life is enjoyable. I am not afraid of what will happen to me in life, thats the way you live. Now please, silence yourself. This was the stupidest most obnoxious argument i've ever had on youtube. eh actually they're all stupid haha.

[TheUncutAngel]

@QuadropheniaBrosef oh so you frequently challenge others' opinions, then? No surprise.

[mildew2yahoo]

@TheUncutAngel this joke isn't one of her best. she is amazing though...

[bryantaa]

I just want a recording of her just talking and I will let it play while I sleep.

[osully67]

Why is she closing her eyes so much? It's making me tired

[madhouse221]

@osully67 She closes her eyes so much because it makes her seem more insane than she already is

[Orlando2Vegas]

this is funny- everyone wants a piece of the pie.. diet pie.. so funny.. keeping the change

[alsdjflaksjghalklaks]

Tough ass audience.. she was pretty fucking funny.

[LizBlizz429]

I cleared out the liquor cabinet.. " I drank even the cream de menthe"  lol

[MyceliaProductions42]

"I cleared out the creme de menthe...EVEN THE CREME DE MENTHE!!"

[pkeduown]

The funniest woman= The one that tries to leave the kitchen... then fails.

[chickenouttathecoop]

is she wearing a cross? is she christian? ...that sucks. :(

[ncolvin05]

@chickenouttathecoop Would you be pissed if it was a star of david or the crescent moon of islam?

I didn't know that having freedom to choose and actually choosing your religion constituted that everything you do in life will suck.

[chickenthatsdirty]

@ncolvin05 well it's just... frankly, if you're gonna be a standup comedian, i think it's hard to be really funny when you have something as big & powerful as RELIGION to hold you back...that is all religion has ever done to the human race...held us back from saying what really need to say. and to be in a profession as verbal as stand-up, i don't believe you can fully let loose and be as funny as you can with something like GOD holding you back.. i mean, what is she gonna pray to god for jokes?

[ncolvin05]

@chickenthatsdirty well if she happens to be christian, than there's proof right here that it's not holding her back. Religion may make some topics either taboo to speak of, but it's not the only aspect of life. I mean if religion can hold you back what about other personal restrictions? Pro-gay? Oops can't make gay jokes. Pro-equality? Ah, can't make racist jokes. Christian? Can't have jokes about God. It's not the religion holding back it's a person's personal convictions, everyone has them

[Vortigern99]

The Loved One! She mentioned it at about 1:30! I love that movie. I knew there was a reason I like Maria Bamford.

[TeamEagle01]

shes funny and very hot

[Tyme2Die]

@TeamEagle01

Her humor makes her so much more attractive.

[PinStripes41]

@TeamEagle01 shes not funny and very average looing

[ToxBoxProductions]

@PinStripes41 You sure told him. How dare he have an opinion on the internet.

[PinStripes41]

@ToxBoxProductions you sure told me, how dare i respond to someone else on the internet...douche

[ToxBoxProductions]

@PinStripes41 Well met.

[PinStripes41]

@ToxBoxProductions what does the expression "well met" mean?

[SmoothCollision]

@PinStripes41 touche



[thenerocomplex]

i love creme de menthe!

[SoberDoper]

All of you are enablers! She is in great need of continued ....yes....continued therapy.

(I am not Zak) he he he

[aaronchristopher71]

Maria Bamford is what the voices in my head sound like.

[pedroj123]

this woman is incredible, so witty and original

[freakinwonton]

I find her comedy intellectual and new, and I still laughed pretty hard.

all you haters want comedy handed to you on a silver platter.

[NappyHeadedHorse]

what haters?

[greenfish13]

@freakinwonton

Yes I do, you got a problem with that?

[Syntox]

@freakinwonton - Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia fans...

[stevemcgee99]

@freakinwonton More like a polystyrene plate at a BBQ than a silver platter...

[kandyk24]

y does she close ha eyes so much?

[Wing0fSilver]

She has different 'characters' that she does when on stage. The one she's doing in this video is the 'Shady Salesman' and that's why she's closing her eyes.

[robothat23]

LOVE HER!!..pure Genius..she's an absolute original.

[85wayner85]

The audience is terrible,she is hilarious

[wikkakillaman]

even the creme de minthe

[noahre1]

Women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning, and vagina's.

[pschotix]

show me your genitals, genitals, show me your genitals, GENATALIA!

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Show me your booty hole

OHHHHHHHHHHH

That booty, that booty, that booty booty HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!

[coffeeisgood123]

this woman is HILARIOUS.

[GooGobbler113]

i <3 maria and would bam her ford right in the bumper

[victimofth3down]

You would hit her car?

[coffeeisgood123]

KLAZZY

[Inresurrection]

She has the best "wealthy American woman" accent ever.

[LilMelissaAnn]

She is amazing.

[BenjaminIdle]

My favorite comedian.

[Indio156]

It's CREME. Not CREAM. Creme rhymes with THEM.

[kkoykar]

she's my new favorite.

[treysillyboy123]

dude, i would like so fing do her just because of her voice, no lie, like do the fing flamingo on her,... sorry im from new zeland and high

[scribbl3r]

fair enough

[toface6661]

ltmq

[GregPollard]

she isn't a salesman she's god damn TOM CRUISE, anyone else notice this?

also, creme de menthe, moooonnnnth, not meehhnth

[SexyBeastJRO]

cute + funny = hot

[laurasincollege]

i think she STILL likes to "partayyy"

[LordCorinth]

MB is so cool.... it's strange that she isn't more popular.... i especially like how she does women voice impersonations of all types so accurately.... woo!

[Shrubbs]

Thank you!

[bttsstewart]

How is Maria Bamford only a 'moderately successful' comic? She's hilarious! I love the voices. She should have had her own sketch show by now!

[ragingflamerboy]

IIIIIIIII KNOW!! she's one of the most brilliant comics I've ever watched, and it's weird how's she's not bigger, but it was interesting to learn she does a bit of voice work too. check out her imbd page!!

[Rankor]

I didn't either.

[joesmithin]

sucked

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

so does your mom.

[theamazingmegann]

She needs to open her damn eyes. It is driving me crazy.

[RedemptionsAngel]

The reason she's squinting is because she has a stage light directly in her eyes.

[argtunu]

I thought that was just part of her act.

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

at least shes not asian.

[hinterwaltler]

You're every crazy thing I ever wanted, Forever!

[wordcreatement]

maria bamford kicks some serious ass - and she's from minnesota, the most fantastic state there is, so suck it!

[casethekid]

She's completely funny....I personally think you have to be a little off to get her humor..and apparently I'm waaaay off..too funny

[ThereRLG2006]

God she's hot. I love her repressed office worker looks and crazy junkie eyes.

[gabbylu]

I love her voice, that alone makes her humorous. Wonder if she does voice acting...

[Clrockstheworld1]

i love the cream de mint

[angela1894]

I'm in love with her.

[talesofd323]

god, I'm in love

[laurenwithlove]

she seems so comfortable with herself~

[yellowcougar18]

@laurenwithlove Well, she went through years of therapy after suffering a nervous breakdown. So hopefully she has. I don't want to see anyone suffer from really bad mental illness. Especially not someone nice like her.

[kirbyd]

in

love

[12345random67890]

She's so great. She has to be one of the best comediennes out there.

She seems to spend a lot of the time with her eyes closed. It's like she's a reverse blinker... lol.

[whackamolechamp]

She rocks! God I love when she does those impressions of people she knew. I think she is hot!

[funnynative]

She's one of my fav's !!

xoxo

Charlie Ballard

[fatchicksneedloveT00]

DAMN SHE IS HOTT

[DeadSeaNavigator]

Maria Bamford is a goddess. More importantly, she's also the single funniest comedian working today. I'll just note: not the funniest woman: the funniest COMEDIAN.

[belch1221]

So so true. She more than funny, she's the new benchmark for human development.

[djphatd]

So so true. She more than funny, she's the new benchmark for human development.

[djphatd]

So so true. She more than funny, she's the new benchmark for human development.

[dbBosco1]

id have to say easily the funniest female comic, and definatly one of the funniest but i think theres better people.

but she has a fantastic style, and shes extremely funny.

[sajorojas]

Where are all these stupid comments coming from? The same mental clinic I'm betting.

[plnetjanet]

I think Maria is very funny. would love to have a cd or dvd of her.

[sajorojas]

then get her CD's

[fungipie]

What is wrong with this crowd, she is fucking hilarious!?

[belch1221]

Her show on Superdeluxe is fantastic as well; all hail Maria!

[italianstallion1993]

Why does she close her eyes so much?

[heydanno777]

She does not close her eyes too much. She is in a very dark room and a spotlight is aimed right at her face. Bad lighting. You would squint too!

[xXELTOTIXx]

no it's funny!!!!! is verry bored I:S

es aburrido pero vean mis videos son peores jajaja

[fillzhoe]

she's so on-point with the impersonation

i Love it :P

[betteryourhealth]

haha,that was ......eh,dont know but it wasnt funny.

[thecitychicken]

Can I just bring the mini tv up to my room and watch 'The Love Boat?' hehehe

[belch1221]

Maria is fantastico.

[clairewoodypower]

funny? i dont think so

[jepriddy]

Watch the comedians of Comedy a few years back. She is great.

[TwiStedAngelNL]

Pffftt..lame!

[nancy4366]

Why does she talk with her eyes closed? Why is she talking like a baby?

[Bennypenny4845]

Arn't you a little old to be worring about your parents think???

[katlitter]

this is not funny. at all.

[0drkpker]

she NOT FUNNY! watch Dane cook or Brian regan there way better!

[olivias217]

Dane Cook is the opposite of funny.

[JustThose]

Whenever I watch Dane Cook, I throw up a little in my mouth.

[1974nerukas]

nesamone

[sakathvenu]

hahaha nice one :-)

[DannyMendlow]

I may or may not be mildly amusing.

[Fuchi900]

Maria is great, but the audience doesn't seem into it at all. If you watch this video and don't find her funny you should give her another chance by watching a clip with a larger audience.

[belch1221]

Bamfoo is supernaturally funny. She makes me laugh so hard sometimes I become semi-conscious.

[theluscioussound]

I am honestly not trying to sound mean, but I've just watched 4 videos of this womans comedy, and she is just not funny at all. Also, she is far from "Effin Funny" and that you guys can do better than her.

[effinfunny]

thanks for your honest opinion luscious. i do stand by maria's hilarity. but that's the fun of this, everyone's going to like something different.

[theluscioussound]

Thank you for an intellegent reply. I understand people have their own opinions on what is funny. I was just stating how I felt. Although I don't enjoy this certain comedians material I am looking foward to future posts :)

[FarSheerX]

this women isnt funny

[jakibyard]

maybe she isnt funny because she mocks stuck ups like you

[belch1221]

Clearly you haven't met Pastor Dan on Superdeluxe.