Welcome to my life...just kidding!

[RoboSensitive]

because of you i started eating meat again.

[Whapastim2]

Haha as rocky as these rocks!

[eduardoalvarez1000]

LoL b$%^S!! And GO VEGETARIAN ^_^

[sangwoncom]

funny~ what a good life joke! lol

[JamielynnLush]

lmao,Derek outta know where, lmao.

I love you two!<3

[MyChemicalDisco14]

wow that was one fierce staricase ;]

[2HootHoot]

dude where are you? That bathroom is heeecka tight dude

[MccoolFan52]

love ur new hair

[shika4eva3]

Did you and Conor break up?

[mlpfan1]

Dude, are you for real? I feel bad for you that you are so afraid of something that is different from your life.

[jsrl33]

yeah yeah!!! totaly true ! or we shoud gather them on a island and then blow them up XD

[BlackRoseMyou]

And homophobes should be bled in the streets. It isn't so funny when it's turned on you, now is it?

[LaynaaBoo]

This video got me weak. :D

[tecnocheezguy247]

nice jeans FAGOT

[paigronumba1]

nice insults

i mean calling

someone a cigarette??

sounds very threatening

and the person who calls

him a fag, becomes the fag

get a life. XP

[pollybaibai]

THIS IS FOR ALL THE ANNOYING FUCKING HATERS;

if you dont like him. dont comment saying 'fag' or 'gay' he knows hes gay you fucktard. you all need to get fucking lifes, your a bunch of homophobes :/

[musicstuffer]

fuck you!!! you fag. The only life of yours is sucking a cock.

[agpgaengster]

ur life ?? what life :D ur life is like sucking a dick !

[tecnocheezguy247]

nice jeans HOMO

[tecnocheezguy247]

i like yer bolagna FAGGGGGG

[xdamx23]

what a fag.

[TheLonelyWaffleKid]

hahaha ur a fag for watching this

[Toxickandyland]

ok i u dont lyk him then y do u commment on his videos.. in ffact... y do u watch them?? do u rlly think he even looks at the horrible comments u post???NO cuz he doesnt care about wat u think he knows wat he has and doesnt take it for granted...

[LUCKYJONJON]

+639129711306 call me

[LUCKYJONJON]

hi friends im jonjon

[eslamzoroooo]

No lifer

go fuck ur self.. Ur a gay ;/

[RainbowManification]

Lol, you look like a guy in my orchestra class, but you sound like a different guy in my orchestra class. :D

[Angielyrica]

a unique way to flash what u got lol

[iluvEscapeTheFateMAX]

XD your so hot :D and i luv ya!

[YuukiLovett]

Love the vid but miss your black hair. :'(

I think the best part was the colorful ramp and the "not this shitty." :3

[animeloverforever39]

lol

luv it!!!!

[gigglez13ily]

k ur lame

[KevinMBdeOwosso]

boring.... sorry

[brokenxxxxwings]

huh?

[deepwilderness]

DEEPWILDERNESS <3

[deepwilderness]

youreprettygay4agayguy

[falconplyr16]

this is fucking retarded. I can't believe he has subscribers.

[rafaahh]

i love you, so much

[shortysakura17]

how many times do you dye your hair, personaly I think you looked a lot better with black hair...

[CheerleadingIsMyLyfe]

im watching this and at the end my tv turns on and the dude goes.. gobble gobble gobble gobble. over and over again!!

but this was freaking HI-LARY-OUS!! lol

[deepwilderness]

=] Deepwilderness

crush on lush <3

[creedman4400]

0:09

heyyyyy

lol

[filtereyeblind]

kinda lame

[clawz1990]

from the looks of where ur filming this ur life is not trashy lol

[chipuliarturo]

amorosamente  un saludo a tu vida

[ilovehumorandcomedy]

lol so cute <3

[Raaache1]

Omg I laught at the End. X'D

[DGDwhore]

my life has blue balls= my favorite

[xSilverandCold]

Very cute. :)

[rachmay143]

lmaaaaaao, i love you!

[deepwilderness]

deepwilderness

<3

[deepwilderness]

DEEPWILDERNESS !!!!!!!

=]

[Braindrain12212]

"this place is so not vegan" lolol

[JustOchi]

Love the video. Cute and what a cute guy you are. Clever idea ignore those who bash. We are on the rise and will survive and they will truly get over it. We need to do a film like the mexican film, "A Day without A homosexual". OMG! that would freak them all the heck out. lololol they would shot themselves it they knew how crucial we are to their existence. lolol We are all vital and deserve the right to be.

[mushergirl]

those stairs are so epic

[RICARDOxROCKER]

haha lol :'D I hope you remember me I'm from stickam ^.^

subscribe too subscribe ^.^?

[jayjong1977]

i like your site but have to ''please wait'' til i subscribe!!!

im jay btw

[lollalo1]

puto emo gay, ponte a amar a las mujeres que a los hombres idiota puta barata ama a las mujeres como dios te creo.

[ttaylorfaithh]

i want that shirt matt!!

where do i get it!??

is there any left? cause you should make more, if not

[MushuPork13]

Matthew! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY! I love this whole thing. Especially you on the Epic steps.

[soccercass15]

ohh my goshh!!!! you are my favoritee person everr! :) you brighten my dayy! :) just thought i should tell you!

[ilovepop91]

LOL @ the toilet!

[jamesgotman]

FAIL

[RussianNeoNazi]

End of your life is incoming faggot.

[Josylyn]

Hey russian. i just got done doing a workshop with a russian woman and she told us how in her country she could not do what she wanted because she was a women and loves USA because of our freedom to do whatever we dream of. She would be so ashamed of your disgusting attitude coming from the country she thinks of as home.

[sorrowphantom]

xD i lol'd

[MyranndaMorbid]

those stairs are EPIC

[MushuPork13]

You noticed that too? I love that club so much... XD

[paytonblaine1]

omg i love this lol its cute

[Xula1313]

your life is a fail

[10Starstrukk01]

Matthew!!!!! thi sjust made my whole week <3 thank youuu!! <333

[donnajupiterrr]

Aww ur so cute Matt! i love u! <3

ignore these haters, their just jealous that ur better, while they can suck ass! Keep the PEACE people, not the HATE! ☮

[tbagthomas]

Someone give this bitch a smack.

[bittercokejjang]

i wish those skinny pants you wear in your vid would fit me. you look so stylish as usual:)

[dednio]

this video is fail matthew ;D

[Alezz25nl]

nice made

[Shugar2006]

You are so skinny! O.o

Anyways, that was cute. xD <3

[nickfrick7777]

wtf why is everyone so duchebaggy? i'm

STRAIGHT guy and I'm not an asshole to this guy. wtf?!

[narrzbar]

Your life fails

[DifferantProd]

omfg whata faggot

[JodiePolkie]

haha aww this is cute [=

[SKEPTIKAL87]

Your Legs are really skinny x]

[ichikawa933]

LOL xD

[Chasssers]

Lol at the end

[theusedjosh]

dude im pretty sure u can get a hot chick... take my advice n go for it!!!!!

[shirleysfrog91]

LOL i agree with theusedjosh =D

[12JJW]

faggets suck

[TheEtirus]

@ swordsofhonor

How can you not suck dick and like it? Just for the record I'm bi

[dwkasanova]

love dylan.

[RememberingSundayx]

i liked this :3

[cyanide4saturdays]

BOB DYLAN. <3

[Phibins]

your gay, just in case you didnt notice.

[gayrichy1993]

wow the things you do when your bored lol x

[solittlemind]

You look better with dark hair :)

[beccah666]

awwrs i love colors hehe

[mustrecycle]

LMAO, random guy comes up and pushes you while you're in the meat section xD

ironic

[SwordsofHonor]

how could u honestly suck a dick and enjoy it?

and why do gay people dress like girls? youd think gay people would dress and be as rugged as men because isnt that why your gay? because you like men? so why dont you people dress like your fucking gender?

[KellDuffy]

And what do you think "gender" is?

Perhaps sexuality and gender (and everything) is socially constructed?

[xXxAlexHeartLeoxXx]

Lol, i wouldnt actually class skinny jeans as a girls clothes these days....Look around a shit load of guys wear them not just gay guys. And well dress how we want, rugged man are scary, but scene/emo style guys are really hawt!! ;PP

[sugargirl11]

AHAHA ! this is sooo hilarious. :P

[Jeffluvs80s]

III'MMM GGGAAAAYYYY 

YYYAAAYYY!!!

[selkiethedark17]

You're amazing. And that was a very colorful building. :]

[Jeffluvs80s]

I don't like this guy for some reason? He seem like the type to put his nose in the air and he seem like a real Snotty Snob(Like "I'm better than you" kind of guy... I'm unsubscribing.

[theeRiley]

no what u mean.. I'm gonna unsubsribe as well ..

[GayGod]

@theeRiley rudeeee

[GayGod]

@Jeffluvs80s lol I'm better than no one

[Jeffluvs80s]

I'm sorry...It just seems like you give off this snob-like personality....I'm sorry for pre-judging and your life is not shitty at all boy....Infact,,,Now I think your sweet, I want a kiss, come here and give Jeff a kiss *Puckers lips* and pulls your head against mine whether you want to be kissed or not.LOLOLOLOL LMAO!!!!

[thaiteax9]

I love the " Heeyyyy" part haha

- Matty

[GayGod]

@thaiteax9 lol we were bored

[shirleysfrog91]

what a typical american. this fits the stereotype of lil bratty asses you should be grateful! stop taking things for granted. life could be alot worse. and i mean alot worse.

take a look at the other countries, they got nothing and all you do is whine and complain and do nothing about it.

[RainbowSharpie]

I'm sure this video wasn't meant to be taken seriously. =/

[GayGod]

@RainbowSharpie exactly

[thaiteax9]

get over it

[GayGod]

@thaiteax9 <3

[GayGod]

@shirleysfrog91 it wasnt meant to be taken seriously. lol

[shirleysfrog91]

hahaha....

well sorry if i affended you anywho gay god, in case you havent noticed i do take things seriously ;P

[thebrokenboy1291]

not your best vid

[GayGod]

@thebrokenboy1291 haha trust me I know. we were boreddd

[thebrokenboy1291]

lol i getcha. Don't get me wrong I love ya, but still...bit of a stinker lol. PS my boyfriend loves ya. He has your gloomy bear =p lol. And his uncle knows you apparently =p

[TheNamelessChick]

"My life is NOT that shitty" xDD

That staircase is awesome o:

That was awesome.

Escpecially the parking ramp. :D

[GayGod]

@TheNamelessChick haha its pretty!

[TheNamelessChick]

I know o:

I'm no longer afraid of staircases OR parking ramps! :o

[xswimprincessx]

haha.

that was awesome.

i love how the video was all serious until the ending.

nice.

[GayGod]

@xswimprincessx lol it was something to do =P

[1x800xPOCKETS]

I smiled. C:

[GayGod]

@1x800xPOCKETS yay for smiling!!

[MSTABBiKAULiTZ]

Hahaha! :D

Loved it!

That staircase is quite fierce. xD

[LetsTalkSexTalk]

This is like a poem I wrote IN THE SECOND GRADE.

[Angielyrica]

push him into the meat lol

[clueless097]

He's wearing sunglasses in the shoppingn centre haha... so cute <3

[iVote4Porn]

XD lol awesome "my life has blue balls" :D do amazing!

[polkadotsplease]

hahah derek <3

[IMcoocoo4cocopuffz]

thats like so awesome its better than gay ......this place is sooo not vegan!!!! :d i love it

[TheHallaP]

That was interesting. That was a little annoying hearing "My Life..." every time but i still love you and if you werent gay i'd kiss you too. I love you.<3

[NurdySquad]

if u wernt gay id kiss u! but im lesbian so that wouldnt work out verry well... o.o!!

[MasterRo128]

Nice Matthew that was funny

[xxxAlesanaFan4everxx]

haha xD my life is not that shitty! i loved this vid!

[woahITZaurora]

i just adore you matty

[Alex270493]

lol blue balls :P

[jordangirlhearts]

i love that fierce staircase :D

[MisusSpongeboob]

Lolol Love it :D

Laveyou matt! <3

[jessicaxjukebox]

LOLL

i love the ending. xD

[vladssin]

That was cute. hahaha

[superalexis28]

MY LIFE HAS TWO BALLS. xDDDDDDDDDD THAT CRACKEED MEE UP!! xDD <3 x

[FunnyGoneWrong]

he said blue balls

[AliceWithFriends]

I believe he said, "blue balls", dear.

[123456789edr]

my life is as rockey as these rocks hehehe

[ItsTKMayhem]

love that staircase... makes me wanna lip-sync lol

[goodcharlottegirl666]

matt this was cute!!

[LuckyBambooExpert]

ummmm...............

[mushergirl]

that is one sexy staircase

[NerdsUnitedTV]

how can a staircase be sexy

[mushergirl]

if it's a staircase like THAT

it's SEXY

[IntenseNinjaPickle]

haha I love it!

[xdanniex92x]

really like your new hair matthew

[Theuxz96]

LOL

[RavenBlaze]

wow...that is all I can say.

[zippy32121]

sorry matthew but youve really lost your touch, this was a waiste of a video and a minute of my life. I really hope you come up with some more worth while stuff and realise that people dont come here and watch you videos to see you moan and attention seek. I think u shud go back to when your videos actually meant something, and helped people who my have needed advice. I don't wish you ill at all, but im un subbing. x

[OmarrMajiauk]

me too, this is just pointless

[xXginandtonicXx]

aww

[emocional90]

ur life is so gay :S

[NerdsUnitedTV]

yeah duh hes gay

[dienomyte]

how cuuuuute

[pandabearmonster]

lol! ahahauahah you are so feirce

[ElkDarkshire]

lol matthew :)

[freshman999]

look, I tried my very best to give you time to post something worthy of your fans, but this just pushed me over the edge so I am unsub'g. I hope you find your way again and I wish you health, happiness and good fortune.

[freshman999]

what a piece of shit vid.

gee I think u need to travel the world to areas where people have nothing and they still smile and work hard and survive and it's a beautiful testament to the human spirit whereas here in North America we friggin whine and complain and are big fat lazy apathetic asses.

[12JJW]

faggets burn in hell

[xTheAngryBiKidx]

when trying to inslt someone its important to spell the thing yor trying to say to them correctly therwise they just laugh at you... like this AHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[MrLucylightning]

you spelt faggot wrong... FAIL!!!

silly homophobe -.-

love you matthew :) <33

[12JJW]

mrlucy u should know how to spell it