Chuck Norris Getting His Ass Kicked...!!!

[ak47k1lls]

one does not simply kick chuck norris ass

[BLAKBL00D]

what ever happened to this fact: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.?

[Bindedwind]

Chuck Norris never goes hunting, cause that would mean there would be a probability of failing to kill the animal.

Chuck Norris goes Killing instead.

[p51mustang19]

this is a phony video. nobody can beat Chuck Norris... except for himself.

[GreatSage91]

1,203 people were very very lightly roundhouse kicked and sparedfor disliking this vid. they are all currently in a coma

[mindtoonz262]

If you care for your life dislike this and run

[GreatSage91]

@mindtoonz262 kk ima dislike ur comment likeu sed

[AussieCR3W]

272 people are going to be killed by chuck norris... You all have less than a second to live...

[pavpavEscobar]

for your own safety take this down then roundhouse kick yourself in the face

[HolyChiz21]

._. if i could beat chuck norris ass id be n the world record book

[aggelos809]

Impossible?



[ThatAwesomeKid96]

Bruce Lee had to use weapons to actually get a combo in. Fail.

[McGengar]

NEWS REPORT: The creator of a video on youtube that was named ''Chuck Norris Getting His Ass Kicked...!!!'' has been found dead. Chuck Norris admitted to killing him with some help (witch was not needed), by Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Dwane ''The Rock'' Johnson. After witch they continued batteling to decide who is the strongest.

[rixtervidz]

there will be 268 less people in the world..just as soon as chuck norris gets to watch this.

[stricker1eagle500]

og..."chuck" norris is just his nickname, his real name is carlos ray norris, so he joind military in korea where he got his niknam "chuck" and pips startd makieng joks about him

[theshack87]

You better hope Chuck Norris doesn't see this...

[urbanvic]

Although the point of this video is stupid, I have to admit it's pretty well made.

[meatwagons]

This is just...stupid

[AardvarkSupreme]

Bruce lee is dead. Chuck norris killed him and the bear.

[crazyminigunS]

chuck norris will find u and he will be the last one...

[TheBlindfaith666]

wow man you got guts your screwd who's up for pizza

[TheInsaneowl]

you will die... chuck norris will find you...

[XxzephyrusxX1]

chuck norris dislike the video 1169 times with no account

[thylevi]

false advertisement!!! they said norris couldnt get his ass kicked

[kardas4210]

People, you need to dismiss this video as "fake". No one, not even Bruce Lee, can kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[annarek1]

in this video chuck was actually in the sun trying to get a tan. the one bruce lee is fighting is his shadow. I ask you now where is bruce lee? well you got the answer yourself

[CIRCUSSAYSTHIS]

Fuck the chuck Norris haters the person who made this was probly Stephen hawking look at him now

[TheSupardude]

When Chuck Norris sees this video tell ur family goodbye cuz u have 1 hour to live before he finds u

[McPstOfficial]

This is what the dinosaurs did to Chuck Norris...

[gipito5]

it gives me an error: this video was removed because the author was found dead in unhuman circunstations

[builderman1q2w3e4r]

Thumbs up if you searched this because of the fake website Chuck Norris Will Kill You from the flash game Windows Doors.

[mjiop22]

@builderman1q2w3e4r thats what i was going to comment

[BlE4Nd2]

no wonder he only has 12 videos chuck norris round house kicked him and throw him into the sun on hes birthday right befroe he did a super kick into his car and knocked him out o3o LOLZ chuck norris RULZ

[tobi3098]

whats this song called i was looking for it

[troxmorgan]

@tobi3098 The song is called: " Skinny by Static X" I still remember it from Need For Speed Most Wanted =P

[iiNPHASE]

That was clearly George Bush...

[rmack1205]

chuck norris just roundhouse kicked 262 ppl

[jackjr1000]

chuck norris made this video... o wait!

[whippymcdumb4zz]

U should probably kill yourself

[aak7776]

Chuck Norris = redneck asshole. Couldn't punch or kick his way out of a paper bag, and then only if it was not in slow motion.

Oooh we love you Chuck you're our saviour!! We have to write things about how great you are, because your works speak for themselves.

Bible bashing redneck weirdo - wake up America, don't delude yourself like Chuck.

[crazychash09]

chuck norris can eat ur ability to eat and you will starve

[TheTester999999]

Wow one of the few youtube videos that have:

A. Chuck norms getting beat up(fake).

B. Likes are BAD in this case.

C. Ha s the creator alive...for no-oh wait nvm he died =^3

[theshredder39]

@TheTester999999 actually Bruce Lee really did beat Chuck Norris in one movie, this is just a cheeseu reinactment of it

[MarineMike97]

I assume the guy who made this has died from what we call blunt trama to the head... chuck norris would've called it a round house kick.

[heound]

Video has been Reported by Chuck Norris for "Chuck Norris does'nt need a reason."

[GAMERC3]

If u press the dislike button Chuck Norris will give good luck

[aliens4hire]

As we speak, egglabean is being repeatedly kicked in the head by Chuck Norris

[RenaNaku15]

If u hit the like button chuck norris will come out of your computer and kill you.

[RenaNaku15]

omg freakin hilarious!!!

[unknown19811]

what is the song?

[TrueBlueBlurComms]

256 people got thrown into the sun on chuck norris;s birthday

[TheSlipknot666Maggot]

if only

[Uberpwns1]

the first few times i tried this video the computer couldnt comprehend it and shut down

[ravenholdter]

us puny humans make these flash cartoons dislplaying the hope for the impossible

[Fabiodream]

dude...u know that chuck norris cant getting his "ass Kicked", he is just like god... and the uploader isnt alive anymore for sure, cause chuck norris doesnt like liars

[GajewusieQ]

@Fabiodream

I wanted to write that -.-''

It obiously says 9 months at last visit at his channel, DUH!

[8320884]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[Alexbfd94]

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

[Malachy2010]

@Alexbfd94 I tried it, it does work XD XP

[Ryz0ne]

@Malachy2010 o rly? i tried and got like 1,8000,0000 results O.o

[pietjepuk997]

bruce lee cheated.

[MrReds48]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[thelonemoon]

cool fight!! But.. it'll be easier to see if they were color coded...

[TheMikedomann]

EPIC XIAO XIAO FAIL!

[tresmonkey42]

pwn by bruce lee

[RammetDiath]

Most people don't know this, but for a good crowd pleaser, Chuck Norris and Bruce lee Changed looks to look like one another, giving the obvious illusion that Chuck Norris lost.

[ChimeraGilbert]

Chuck Norris wins.

[rambo1350]

chuck norris never lost to bruce lee... chuck norris did his special technique to kill bruuce lee in 2 years... so yea whos still alive

[BlazenJef]

@rambo1350 lol how dum r u?

[CharinZain]

253 people died....

[Ag0rak]

I clicked on this and it said that Chuck Norris doesn't get his ass kicked, he kicks your ass.

[martialartist300]

chuck norris doesnt use pickup lines. he just says "NOW!"

[gelu4056]

chuck norris would just have to look at bruce and he'd win

[psychedxrockr]

do not worry, chuck found where he lived, and roundhouse kicked him, thats why egglabean has not been on in 6 months, he's still recovering

[wolf5539]

this is child abuse

[raikou452]

lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it doesn't happen!

if you search chuck norris getting his ass kicked you get 0 results!

[ketchupee1]

@raikou452 but we found this video by searching that

[raikou452]

@ketchupee1 its fake rofl

[omarr9k]

@raikou452 i got 198,000 results by searching that, most linking to comments saying the same thing you said, lol.

[raikou452]

@omarr9k see?

[DavidM7474]

the only way this video could be made is by tricking people into thinking that the stickman in this video is Chuck Norris

[Newagebeowulf]

This is fake, because youtube wont let you poast vids less then a seccond short

[Blindguy11011]

@Newagebeowulf Are you stupid??? Its like 2 minutes long dipshit

[elderdragonIce]

Chuck norris can run around the world and punch himself in the vack of the head

[TheCpstudios1]

chuck norris can not be cloned becasue then one chuck norris caould round house kick antoher chuck norris and that contact could destroy the very fabric of the universe

[ReptileSlayer]

Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once bumped his toe on a diamond, it shattared instantly.

[IlMarto]

You're confused, Egglabean, they all three are Chuck Norris... as always kicking ass and not even getting touched by the others.

And we all realize you made this impossibility-based video with a title that gets to be the first result just because you're the stupid one who wants to die for a little publicity...

Don't worry, Chuck has a lot more people to roundhouse kick, but you're almost next...

[marq020]

remember when chuck norris multyplied?

he multyplied in three persons when bruce lee got kicked of space continuum

wich meens only two chuk norrises can kick chuck norrises ass

[bmillog]

@marq020 even so chuck norris can kick the two chuck norrises asses, he is just that awsome

[Ecksss]

the first time i clicked on it, it said " An error occurred, please try again later." I did. it failed

[playman350]

Remember the story about a tape that would make a freaky girl with wet hair come out of the T.V. after watching it?

It was Chuck Norris who originally did it.

And now I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

[gils501]

lol

[masterchuy99]

Chuck norris is not a stick man!!!!

Don't comment on this video, egglabean has already been killed by chuck Norris for posting Bullshit!!!

R.I.P. egglabean

[01kingamar]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

[01kingamar]

Clark Kent went to a Superman Look alike competition and came third. First was Chuck Norris and second Mr. T

[Scouter9001]

that didnt happen at the end chuck norris switched his body with him then ressurected himself

[Shikamaru524]

Only reason Chuck Norris died against Bruce Lee is because he got bored and gave up.

[stephenwolf5000]

this is a lie!! the only living thing that can kick chuck norris's ass is his own ass itself.

[EssGeeDee]

"An error occured, please try again later"

Heh.

[thizda]

Run while you still can.

[dante965123]

you fail. *at the end chuck norris actually takes off a bruce lee suit

[Gordaton]

This video is fail.

[QuikVidGuy]

So, if Norris can TOUCH MC Hammer, Lee must be able to F#&* him up!

[Vodkaforthesoul]

go to Google type in 'wheres chuck norris'

( obviously without the ' marks) and press im feeling lucky

[Tyco200]

IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Q_Q

[UltimateInAwesomene]

@nejckra

No, Bruce Lee is dead because he took a painkiller after being accidentally shot during filming, and had a fatal allergic reaction. While I do agree that Chuck Norris is awesome, he said that in a real-life fight, Bruce would beat him.

[eppinho]

clearly fake... no one can take a punch from chuck norris and live

[YoruChao14]

it just doesn't happen!!!!!

[RockGodzz]

Whats the name of the song?

[icarteri]

wow this is xiao xiao

[PivoTMarshaL]

wtf? chuck norris cant bleed nothing escapes him

[nejckra]

and you still wonder why bruce lee is dead? :D

[andrewyouna]

chuck norris: " " your already dead

[FACONPUNCH]

help me... chuck norris i kicking my ass...... your all doomed...

[xxxbeasterxxx12]

propably the maker of this video is dead by now! propably we all be dead sooner or later for watching this fake video! :|

[somekid557]

i am

[somekid557]

HI im am chuck norris i killed this chiled known as some kid557 for watching this and your next oh and i was once walking a blind man steped on my fott i cured his blindnes my foot was the 1st and last thing he saw.>=)

[shottto]

run before chuck fonds out you made this

[youssefziady]

it says "an error occurred, please try again later" :)

[Iugulo]

chuck norris posted this video, he uses it to find people who think chuck norris sucks. btw. HAIL CHUCK NORRIS plz dont kill meeeee

[meenee126]

HA, THERE ARE RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!

[luckyshot555]

FAKE! Chuck Norris doesn't use weapons. lawl

[GameMan777]

Chuck Norris will find you for making this video!

[LozoRozoDX]

chuck norris will suck spaghetti!

[stompydingdong]

what's the song on this?

[dejEtack]

the first time i clicked on this it said "this page cannot be displayed"

[JohnTheKyatt]

@dejEtack SAME@!

[Ryz0ne]

@dejEtack XD

[YTPrule]

The truth about the red ring of death: Chuck accidentaly threw an invisable fireball & it killed Xbox.The real reason the Wii rules:Chuck actually aproved the Chuck Norris Miis but sed u must take away the S in Norris cuz 1 letter in Chuck's name is worth more that 1 universe.

[ohfiveohsixohtwo]

This is gay in so many holes that it has more holes than your mom. Chuck norris could kick your ass anyday you wigger.

[Frazer030]

this is dumbbbbbbb

[Ripmn95]

@Frazer030  ur moms dumbbbbb

[klskuse]

i still say until weve had the mr t and chucknorris fight its imposisble to kick chucks ass

[Manfab]

same here :D

[SLRmusic]

Those are just stick people, not chuck norris.

[jakeywakey27]

Haha did you know that that movie took the most special effects ever to make it look like bruce lee won, it was estimated taht it cost more than the gross domestic product of Paraguay.

[indianajonesfan4ever]

the title is wrong...

wwe didn't see what happened afterr the clip... if we would, the whole world would bee destroyed

[nittai1]

lol i just read a joke that if u type "chuck norris getting his ass kicked" u will fing zero results cuz it doesn't happen! this vid broke that theory...

[youmoviesT]

hahaha me tooXD

[GajewusieQ]

me 2 :P

[geleziniz]

same

[klskuse]

i was told if i looked up chuck norris getting his ass kicked ide ghet zero results it really doesent happen

[sl270703]

same here, that's how i got here haha

[mine150]

@sl270703 haha same here :D

[gtapsyco]

same here

[xailelakersi]

@sl270703 same here

[ashely12395]

me too

[K9studo]

if chuck norris multiplied youtube would have exploded. nothing can contain that level of awesomness

[EthalaRide]

all i saw was chuck norris impailing a guy over 12 times!!! 0:52

and Chuck Norris didn't kill the egglabean, he just round housed kicked him 100,000 years from now, where the Chuck Norris then will be kicking his ass!

[Zuhukanah]

It wasn't Chuck Norris, it was a stunt double.

It is simply impossible to happen :D

[DrummerOfDust]

R.I.P egglabean im sure Chuck kicked your brain out of your head!

[Aaron1046]

Chuck Norris don't have his cowboy hat.

THAT AINT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maxxskill]

FAIL

[PhilipMelk]

All i saw was chuck kicking more ass.

[Tycosauce]

Oooo the person who made this is probably dead by now. Chuck Norris Roundhoused him right when he uploaded the video

[NpKTURKEY]

fail

[Luve66678]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

[mad1238]

chuck norris doesn't get his ass kicked, he kicks his own ass.

[lucky57961]

I knew it couldn't be real. But there are two things you people who like Bruce Lee better than Chuck Norris should know. 1 - Bruce lee's dead. Chuck isn't. 2 - Bruce Lee died because of an Aspirin. Chuck hasn't.

[slow69]

actually chuck norris was trained by bruce lee from what i heard*

[Migueria]

fake, chuck norris is more indistructible than superman.

[thedavide00]

@Migueria Hey superman is not indestructible. he's just strong.

[StudioMarkovTrg]

if chuck roundhouse kicked bruce lee just once he would break his head into protons and electrons

[justtypegladson]

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. XD

[SuperClaire1994]

Awesome...a tad confusing though...!

[Darkeydance]

You didn't even make it yourself......

[DreamdancerKatmerre]

Chuck Norris will round house kick you to the back of your face for this