I love this!! It's just hilarious!! Stalker is one of my all time favorite movies but still I can't help laughing out loud when I watch this!! Thanks :-)
I see both sides to the argument and think a small disclaimer at the very end of the description stateing the obvious joke would help defuse some of the negativity. Well thats my 2 cents anyway.
I think some people here are missing the point - isn't this just intended as a joke (rather than an attack on Tarkovsky??). I love Stalker - one of my favourite films, but I thought this was hilarious! Lighten up...
So Tarkovsky would embrace criticism from a yahoo about a work of such sublime beauty and originality? From someone who has quite likely never put their head above the pulpit and put years of their life, their heart, blood, sweat and tears into this film. Criticism from someone who would best be sat enjoying James cameron and Michael bay dirge. Disapprove all you like, it's your right, I'm just commenting on ignorant criticism, but don't tell me what Tarkovsky would think, like you know him.
@bronkomeister I think he means that it's a terrible attitude to have when you insult someones intellect simply because they didn't like a film. Do you really believe everyone with a high I.Q finds 'Stalker' to be genius? I understand a complete idiot would have trouble appreciating a movie that uses dialogue, symbolism and metaphor instead of explosions to get it's point across but you're quick to judge. It takes more than smarts to enjoy movies as movies represent so much more than that.
You need patience and a stillness of mind to watch this film and you certainly need to not be stupid. There are plenty of films made for stupid people perhaps you would enjoy some of those .
A 'snooze' fest? It's ok that you didn't like it, but try to understand that it was beyond your comprehension, not because it was a poor film. Moreover an intelligence test that you didn't just fail, but that you didn't even realise was even taking place. Not everyone appreciates wonderful cinematography and poetry, not everyone has the facility to allow their imagination to answer the questions that this film poses.
@QMPhilosophe could you tell me if its like the stalker games where there are mutants and other stalkers running around or is it more of a guy guiding people through the zone trying to avoid dangers like anomalies?
Very funny. For real.
fiscornioman 4 days ago
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I love this!! It's just hilarious!! Stalker is one of my all time favorite movies but still I can't help laughing out loud when I watch this!! Thanks :-)
sylla2 5 days ago
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sylla2 5 days ago
Сталкер это созерцательный фильм, поэтому попытка обрезать его до
клипа, попытка получить таким образом сюжет, есть убийство фильма.
Это убийство замысла. Фильм не сокращается. Что бы понять его,
нужно смотреть его целиком, не просто смотреть, СОЗЕРЦАТЬ.
Нужно выбросить из головы сюжет, попытку следить за сюжетом.
В этом фильме нет сюжета.
Albert7412 3 weeks ago
I see both sides to the argument and think a small disclaimer at the very end of the description stateing the obvious joke would help defuse some of the negativity. Well thats my 2 cents anyway.
uniterdie 1 month ago
I think some people here are missing the point - isn't this just intended as a joke (rather than an attack on Tarkovsky??). I love Stalker - one of my favourite films, but I thought this was hilarious! Lighten up...
johnbrookes1 1 month ago
SE PUEDE DECIR QUE LAS MENTIRAS SON ASQUEROSAS,Y QUE ESTAMOS HARTOS DE ENGAÑOS Y FRAUDES VESTIDOS DE "INOCENCIA",
TheVigotskyjung 2 months ago
NO SE PUEDE MAS QUE DECIR VAGAMENTE SOBRE LO QUE EL ARTE ES
TheVigotskyjung 2 months ago
So Tarkovsky would embrace criticism from a yahoo about a work of such sublime beauty and originality? From someone who has quite likely never put their head above the pulpit and put years of their life, their heart, blood, sweat and tears into this film. Criticism from someone who would best be sat enjoying James cameron and Michael bay dirge. Disapprove all you like, it's your right, I'm just commenting on ignorant criticism, but don't tell me what Tarkovsky would think, like you know him.
bronkomeister 2 months ago
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jimmyjoemonkey 2 months ago
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@bronkomeister I think he means that it's a terrible attitude to have when you insult someones intellect simply because they didn't like a film. Do you really believe everyone with a high I.Q finds 'Stalker' to be genius? I understand a complete idiot would have trouble appreciating a movie that uses dialogue, symbolism and metaphor instead of explosions to get it's point across but you're quick to judge. It takes more than smarts to enjoy movies as movies represent so much more than that.
jimmyjoemonkey 2 months ago
You need patience and a stillness of mind to watch this film and you certainly need to not be stupid. There are plenty of films made for stupid people perhaps you would enjoy some of those .
bronkomeister 2 months ago
@bronkomeister What type of attitude is that? I disapprove and so would Tarkovsky.
FilghiProductions 2 months ago
A 'snooze' fest? It's ok that you didn't like it, but try to understand that it was beyond your comprehension, not because it was a poor film. Moreover an intelligence test that you didn't just fail, but that you didn't even realise was even taking place. Not everyone appreciates wonderful cinematography and poetry, not everyone has the facility to allow their imagination to answer the questions that this film poses.
bronkomeister 2 months ago
@bronkomeister You are such an elitist prick. It makes me sad that people like you actually exist.
pinkmullet4 2 months ago
Yeah? Like what? I went out of my way to see STALKER at a Tarkovsky festival in New York several years ago. A real snooze-fest.
goback3spaces 2 months ago
The single most boring film of all time. A long, tedious, pointless shaggy dog story. Could be used to torture Guantanamo inmates.
goback3spaces 2 months ago
@goback3spaces Only if the Guantanamo inmates couldnt understand it. There's plenty of mainstream movies for you to like.
t1MEw4RP 2 months ago
My favourite Tarkovsky film, although the Mirror comes a close second.
HorrorCinephile 3 months ago
Men lie exhausted in various substances with stares, THE MOVIE!
wikieditspam 3 months ago 3
To paraphrase:
What do you see?
A roadside picnic!
wikieditspam 3 months ago
shot at 0:28 looks amazing.
Nomrah333 4 months ago
Michael Bay fucks up Tarkovsky! Genius...
DavyWormwood 5 months ago
One of the most epic endings EVER! Up there with Starchild's return in 2001.
TreetopMedia 7 months ago
Just watched Stalker last night. One of the most exquisite examples of cinematography ever. A feast for the ears and eyes.
QMPhilosophe 7 months ago
@QMPhilosophe could you tell me if its like the stalker games where there are mutants and other stalkers running around or is it more of a guy guiding people through the zone trying to avoid dangers like anomalies?
soulcreampoopcontrol 3 months ago
@soulcreampoopcontrol It's the latter. The stalker is guiding two others through the zone.
QMPhilosophe 3 months ago
ROFL.. Tarkovskij talking with Bay.. Something like that could happen only in the ZONE.
MercutioOoO 10 months ago 10
TROLL
ganonforce 11 months ago
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one of the best films ever
kamuytube 1 year ago
where the hell can i wach this/
pandemicrazor 1 year ago
OMG HE LOOKS JUST LIKE STRELOK!! :O
CthulhuPI 1 year ago
WANKER !
unseenrecordings 1 year ago
I must say harhol, your deft facetiousness here is not lost on me. Bravo :)
kayEnt3rtainm3nt 1 year ago
This movie is just about 3 bald men walking in a field. Sci Fi movies should be laser fire and explosions. *_*
josephborderline 1 year ago
@harhol Ho ho - nice one, 'hanging out with Michael Bay'...
denisdeasy 1 year ago
bravo
ppitm 1 year ago
I draw alot of inspiration from Tarkovsky's films he inspires me in my own work. i have the highest respect for him
GoodFriendsForever 2 years ago
@GoodFriendsForever So what do you do?
Teetseremoonia 1 year ago
this movie is just awesome
contlamisto 2 years ago
What kind of weird joke is that? Andrei Tarkovsky died 23 years ago!
Lolotakun 2 years ago 17
@Lolotakun the movie stalker was released in 1979, so means he died 13 years after this movie was released =)
Hrko1992 1 year ago